₦airaland Forum

Timelezz:
I know you couldn't resist the lure and reality-sting of that post, cheazypuff

You're in the digital presence of a 6'3 footer with a corresponding dick that can deflower you twice over after your micro-penile boyfriend did a lousy job.

I can make you cease writing in blinding fonts.

Timelezz:
Ah! Just like I predicted! The digital world is fastly bridging the real world.

The hunt for real dick has gone fully digital

In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!" Isaiah 4:1

[color=teal]pure manifestation of the word… they should both count themselves lucky and save energy else they wear out before the 5 arrive[/color]

Bumbae1:
God has answered your prayers today .. missed u

[color=teal]lol… welcome back, I've gat my eyes fixed on you this time

Missed you too [/color]

Bumbae1:
Hmmmm alaye father

[color=teal] just tell me i'm dreaming [/color]

L0velyn:
yawns* boring af jawe

[color=teal]it's like that some days [/color]

SalomonKane:
I hear you. There's that sith in all of us.

L0velyn:
better, after hearing ya seducing voice

[color=teal]
Lol, so how's the day going?[/color]

SalomonKane:
The Eye of Osiris?

[color=teal]yeah… there's this Seth in me that wants it all [/color]

L0velyn:
saggy ba

[color=teal]
Howdy?[/color]

SalomonKane:
Hmmm. Then I guess you need The Helmet of Naboo and The Bracelet of Anubis to complete your transformation.

[color=teal]yeah… definitely

Perfect fit!… now i can't help imagining how glorious it would be when adorned with… the eye [/color]

L0velyn:

[color=teal]fl you forgot [/color]

SalomonKane:
Stealth mode? What's your stealth tech like? Adaptive camouflage clothing or invisibility cloak?

[color=teal]the latter sounds more like it [/color]

L0velyn:

SalomonKane:
Yea I'm awesome like The Mhiz.

How have you been?

[color=teal]I've been good.

Just been walking through the section in stealth mode [/color]

SalomonKane:
"Play with words?" bro, believe me you, the block has taken a permanent resident in my 'eldow room'.

SalomonKane:

I'm but a blind man.
Any where there's a vagina
Even though the girl isn't named Regina, Behold, my sight becomes better
Than the Greek god Argus.

[color=teal] the way you play with words[/color]

ogorwyne:
am good. how about you?

ogorwyne:
lsofdk

[color=teal]hey! what's up [/color]

CuteFella:
Lol. Talking from experience? The hell. How could your tainted mind make mental picture of such?

So, using the abbreviation "Lol" online, means that you also orally pronounce it that way in the real world? Like really?? Lol.

Man, you are lame like a sitting duck. You suck. And _fuck you for being wack on the stage.Durrrrh.

CuteFella:
Lol. Durrrrrh. I will use the word as often as I want, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it expect rant and rave from now till the end of time.
Alternatively, grab the hangman's noose and do the needful will ya.