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donstan18:
Lol, my profile said last year doesn't mean I registered last year.

Shoot the riddle

[color=teal]Lol okay

9 alphabets, the first four being a derogatory word which translates to a worthless fellow, the 5th alphabet is interrogative, the last four is a title of an Indian movie or means a change in direction. Goodluck [/color]

donstan18:
What's her old handle?





My point is for them to be real and desist from OUR WOMEN mindset.

[color=teal]I knew you would ask
But what use will it serve since you register last year. I'll be willing to give you a clue if you like riddles

I get now [/color]

donstan18:
Xhosa and co, but because they are ladies, our men will prefer asslicking


*Spit* on them.

donstan18:
The cliche OUR WOMEN is a scam

The same women who will leave your broke ass for a rich foreigner


Foooools everywhere

donstan18:
Respect to you brO, for decoding that

[color=teal]Lol and you too for being there [/color]

donstan18:
Stop explaining to me, BOY.

Take this explanations to Strength of materials and Structural theory tutors

I care less.

You are done with me, you are done with me, yet you are still mentioning me

Gerrarahia mehn

jedaii:
my birthday is within the week am my ex babe already bought me a laptop of 300k.. although she has not given me, she promised to give me on my birthday,, she also pleaded she would like to spend the night with me..
I told ma current babe about it ND she has been avoiding me.. is she worth the future with? beginning to feel something for my ex again..
good people in the house what should I do?

BrainnewsNg:
That was an old news which had already made front page some couple of days ago

BrainnewsNg:
Enemy of progress

BrainnewsNg:
cc: Lalast iclala

GloryIsaac:
People once believed that if God wanted Man to fly, he would have given us wings like eagles. They never imagined the possibility of a metal being able to fly, today we have cargo planes that can carry other planes!. Phones will be able to read human thoughts some day, unfortunately we might not see it happen.

GloryIsaac:
1. Transparent phones, wireless charging will be easily accessible to the guy living on a moderate pay.

2. Smartphones will become smarter due to the introduction of the internet of things. Imagine a situation where you come back home at night very tired but you're very hungry, you can easily tell you phone to make a dish for you!, not much, just something light .

3. At the slightest sign of danger, maybe smoke at home or a burglar trying to break in at night while you're asleep, your smartphone will be able to automatically dial 911 or any other help codes even without you knowing.

4. Smarter phones will be capable of using the hologram. Even when making phone calls, instead of having to pick your phone and type the number, you easily tell the phone to call "Isaac" and i on the other line/side will tell the phone to accept (can choose to reject), once there's a connection we'll actually see each other in full view, like we're there physically talking with each other, not hearing voices or in video form.

5. Smarter phones will also look into the health sector, they'll work as thermometers, dipsticks (you won't need to dip anything, just touch the phone and you're accessed immediately). Your phone will observe your body from time to time, check for any little changes and will warn you of an impending heart attack or some other problem. In case of emergencies like a seizure, snake bite etc. you can shout at your phone to tell you what to do! and it'll give you split second instructions on how to handle such cases. In short, your phone will be your family doctor!. Disclaimer: Don't automatically depend on your phone for everything!, real human doctors are needed!.

6. Smarter phones will have the voice and language translation technology in them. By this, i mean i can talk to an Italian or Chinese who doesn't know in English in English, this is where it gets interesting, my smarter phone will automatically translate whatever i'm saying to Italian or Chinese language (in my own voice!) to them, they will reply in their own language and it will translate it in English to me in their own voice (like as if they actually speak English!).

7. The hologram feature would not just be on calls alone, it'll expand to schools, students won't need to go to class anymore because the hologram feature would make it seem like everyone is in a class including the lecturer. Just make sure your room is tidy because it might be exposed at the slightest mistake.

8. With a smarter phone, browsing and downloading will be like drinking sachet water . Don't worry about your data though, the introduction of Fibre Optics will make data purchase cheaper and the companies will still make their profit in billions. It's like collecting N5 each from 180m people. Aren't Engineers wonderful?

9. That your Mom or Dad who doesn't know how to use phones like iPhone8 or Samsung S8 won't need your help to learn it because the phone will teach them.

10. Finally, Phones that can read your thoughts. This might not happen anytime soon (or in the next 60 years) but it will come to pass, it will certainly come to pass.

Welcome to the Future.


Honestly, being young is the best thing right now because the odds of seeing and using 1-9 is very high, sorry elders (thanks for being our John the baptist anyway) .

Matters arising, how long will it take for such tech to come to Nigeria?, or would we be the ones to start it? in this current circumstances?

kimbraa:
Sure, goodnight.

kimbraa:
I'm not as evil as that one.

kimbraa:
I don't follow the girl's comments but if that's the case, Sir, you should be the bigger person here. I'm not asking for an apology 'cause it's something I rarely do on social media when I have reasons for my comments. My point is, be objective enough 'cause if I were your wife, I won't be happy with your social media activities.

Infact, I'll ban you from using nairaland but since I'm not her, there isn't much I can do.

DrinkLimca:
if she is not your girlfriend, you order her to put on her cloths or you call the police..

DrinkLimca:
She is right..
we as guys should learn to control ourselves when it comes to sex..

When we try to make a move and she rejects or tell you she is not in the mood,, a real man should respect himself and let her be..

Sometime in life,, we are not just in the mood for sex,, it is not every time that we will be demanding sex from our girlfriends,, at times a decent conversation and a shoulder to lie on are all she needs.

Finestbae1:
Like I always tell my colleagues when I was schooling in Hertfordshire, U.K

I always tell them that Absurdity is the compulsion to go looking for meaning that simply isn't there.

GloryIsaac:
If you know, you know

Pls help a brother

iamnlia:
Wait o, you just approached her with "Hi, I'm Charles"??. I always thought that I needed witty icebreakers. My main problem is that I don't share interests with a lot of people here. I wonder how a girl will feel if I start discussing Quantum mechanics or the solar system. Maybe that kind of discussion will fascinate the right girl.

NwaAmaikpe:



Abeg the mumu man should free the woman,
Doesn't he know that a woman's kpekus is a shrine which must eat sacrifice?

Then he left it fallow and went to Libya.
His wife is a wise woman for finding a new chief priest for her shrine.

I love wayward married women.
They are the most sexually unihibited.
With them you don't get scared if they miss their period.
After all, someone will claim it.

More men should relocate and leave their wives abeg.

Chukazu:
I didn't say breastfeeding alone...you need to be in someone's shoes before making conclusion.for the few months I was with her I could relate to what the Twitter poster is saying

Chukazu:
You do six months breastfeed before baby milk

Chukazu:
It's not all about money.
Have you seen a woman with twins or triplets?

My aunt almost had a nervous breakdown... imagine having to breastfeed 2-3 hefty kids turn by turn at same time?
So what can money do in such scenario?...buy breast milk?

iluvpomo:
Till you win then .....
(Loading excuses for 2018/2019 season....)

GloryIsaac:
Dokinta!

Cc Obiorathesubtle, lsofdk

iluvpomo:
you have been saying that for the past 5 years

iluvpomo:
It's been 5 years ..... (tick tock tick tock)

iluvpomo:
I'm not happy about my Chelsea ... I expect them to compete for the EPL and UCL trophies ... I hope you are not celebrating 2nd place though?

Cadec007:
i dey tell you .....they would be like:

xynerise:
Really?
Even with the warning inscription on the pack of cigarette? The Federal Ministry of Health warns that tobacco smoking is liable to die young