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Romance / Re: Happy New Month by Lsofdk(m): 4:01pm On Mar 05, 2018
jakandeola:
I just want to say happy new month cocondy Amarae laveda makydebbie mhisbliss papiikush rosiuv DT srlett yt incli montz adetoaos bern1 salvtion101 siaj rosalne gea sexybtar xinzu optioal1 funld lsfdk biafrabushboy shinarlra
Happy new month to you too and to those who get this mention cool
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze: "Smoking A Cigarette Is Unhealthy, It Is Not A Sin" by Lsofdk(m): 12:55pm On Mar 05, 2018
xynerise:
If smoking that can harm you is not a sin then suicide is not a sin as well
How are the both comparable in any way.
I know the angle you're coming from. That smoking which is harmful to one's body, which eventually leads to problem(s) that results in death with time is suicide mission in progress. But I tell you a lot of things people take will eventually lead to problem(s) that will result in death with time.
That being said, Suicide is intentional which makies it a sin, no one smokes with the intention of killing himself/herself.
Religion / Re: I Was Prevented From Receiving Holy Communion In Anglican Church Over Card by Lsofdk(m): 11:38pm On Mar 04, 2018
sunnysunny69:
Catholic church will not give you unless you have a communion card, but outside Nigeria Europe for example, holy communion is like pure water, wherever mass is celebrated, anyone can join the line and have it, only we Africans turn things on our heads.

EDIT.
Some catholic churches but not all.
Most Catholic churches don't use communion cards, and those that use place the communion cards at the entrance before Mass and remove before the Gospel reading. So, if you don't pick a card it's assumed you came late and not fit to receive communion for that Mass.
Besides you're making the communion card sound like an identity card members have in their possession, which it's not.
Religion / Re: Grace And Our Offerings As Christians by Lsofdk(m): 10:44am On Mar 04, 2018
It's saddening the modern day church pays more attention to monetary donations than the salvation of the people(which is paramount). It's the sad truth and it's not changing anytime soon.

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Crime / Re: Mambilla Militias Attack Fulani Herdsmen's Cattle In Taraba, Machete Them (Pics) by Lsofdk(m): 9:52pm On Mar 03, 2018
Okoyeeboz:


You want the FG to build cattle colonies on land it purchased. Of what national benefits are the cattle colonies if not to appease the murderous herdsmen.

If the FG wants to build cattle colonies, they must be ready to build piggeries in Sokoto and breweries in Zamfara.
The FG is sick in the brain. The way this issue is being handled is irritating.
Romance / Re: A tragedy of mine by Lsofdk(m): 11:43pm On Mar 02, 2018
How is this your story a finding about love undecided
Celebrities / Re: Mortuary Attendant Sexually Assaults Ebony Reigns Corpse, Caught On Video by Lsofdk(m): 9:09pm On Feb 28, 2018
Mbilla:
[s] Look at this inferior ugly cheap thing. Hope your not a single mother that give birth at the age of 12 because that is what Ghanaian ladies know how to best. In Ghana, you hardly see a young girl[/s] who haven't give [s]birth at home. Ghana is country full with bastard and mad people. Even your formal president JJ Rawlings is a bastard who doesn't know his father. Ghana is a very poor country full with beggers . Who beg Nigerians in Ghana for a living. Am richer than 2 region in Ghana.
Nigerians control the economy of Ghana, from banking sector, entertainment, small scale business etc. We rule you in country and nothing you guys can do about it.
Truth is bitter .[/s]
Just take a look at your dp, you're too old for this na.
Your personal text reads "let love lead" yet your antecedent on this forum says otherwise.
You're hating on the Yorubas, you're hating on the Ghanaians, even right in your tribe you're hating on the Osus, tell me why I wouldn't think you hate yourself too. Get some self love. Peace cool

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Romance / Re: Apart From Religion, Why Do You Hate Gay Folks??? by Lsofdk(m): 8:53pm On Feb 28, 2018
Zither:
Hate is a strong word and I wouldn't use that term to describe the way I see gays.

However, I see that the op is trying to justify her sexual perversion even though the phrase 'sexual perversion' is now substituted with 'sexual preference'.

A father has regular sex with his 21 year old daughter. What is wrong in that? Afterall, they are consenting adults. What stops him from marrying her if she agrees to it? If anything, there is nothing they do that is different from what lovers or married couples do.

Now, girl smooching girl or guy smooching guy is nothing different from heterosexual relationships because every action one group takes is much the same as what the other group does. If it is right for one it is right for the other, too.

Then again, it doesn't matter if it is a sexual deviation, or the abnormal, or the abominable. As long as I feel right about it then it is right. If, as a girl (I'm not), I have regular sex with my blood sister, being adults, since she consents to it and seeks pleasure from me then what's wrong in that?

All these are the kind of warped thinking that goes through the minds of lesbians, gays, those in incestuous relationships, prostitutes, adulterers and their sympathizers. They believe that when people exercise their freedom of choice, it automatically justifies their moral degradation. Like disease, their influence spreads, breaking homes, subjecting their victims to constant feelings of guilt, spreading the poison of their depravity to the innocent and move on to the next victim while leaving a trail of depressed people in their path.

They say their actions do not affect anybody but that is a mountainous lie. The society is a single structure consisting of a network of human inter-relationships. Whatever is done, wrong or right, that is left on its own is capable of growing strong in influence. Sexual perversion, a moral decay, is a dangerous influence that may ripple through to the minds of innocent children, who may grow thinking it is acceptable. And that is how the society begins to sink - when we have misplaced our sense of judgment of wrong and right by importing a third factor - consenting adults - to the meaning or principles of morality.

Then, you cannot really blame people for hating those trying to sink their ship and, equally, you cannot blame them for taking extreme measures to stay their society afloat. It is so as not to bequeath a morally decadent society to the unborn generations.
God bless you for this @emboldened

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Romance / Re: Apart From Religion, Why Do You Hate Gay Folks??? by Lsofdk(m): 7:49pm On Feb 28, 2018
HannahHitler:
intelligent people are always open minded, because they have studied far and wide and they have seem the lapses in nature. These lapses has also made them to question religion and most of them are atheist because some things dont just add up.
So if you say you are homophobic and you hate gay people then you are just dumb, closed minded and shallow. I really can not waste precious time chit chatting with such people.

So long, just dont kill any gay people. We dont need your love or acceptance or nada. We just need your tolerance.
Bros stop trying to justify rubbish because you're involve. Restrict your acts of your affection to your room. We in Nigeria are a long way from seeing these acts as norm.
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 1:45pm On Feb 27, 2018
makydebbie:
Come and bite na, I kuku get teeth. grin
sad you go see
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 12:37pm On Feb 27, 2018
ololadeimmanuel:


I don't talk much X I argue a lot.. oga which one are you
You'll only see me talk much when I'm arguing
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 12:18pm On Feb 27, 2018
makydebbie:
Anything but your awful beans. tongue

Hahahahaha grin grin grin Na my favourite you dy call awful I go soon bite you
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 7:51am On Feb 27, 2018
makydebbie:
Your oversabi is contagious lol, that's why. grin

No problem, just make sure I'm not hungry, I don't argue when I'm hungry. tongue
Lwkm grin

I will feed you well before we argue… before you'll say you lost to me because you were hungry tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 7:25am On Feb 27, 2018
makydebbie:
They said five, oversabi. tongue tongue

Lemme type mine. I'll mention you.
Lol grin
makydebbie:
Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.

2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy. grin


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby. kiss



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.
Cc Lsofdk.
5 oh, oversabi sef dy worry you too
shocked shocked shocked and I was thinking I had weird habits
@emboldened we need to argue make I break your winning streak wink
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 11:17pm On Feb 26, 2018
cassyrooy:
Chai! I'm not alone in this world! grin

I've not changed my line since I got my first phone! I added just one more contact in 2014 and I ported to another than buy a new SIM. grin
I still use my first line too.

We all share one or more weird habit
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 11:04pm On Feb 26, 2018
cassyrooy:



Okay. Enough with the suspicion! I'm pious here! And I'm cringing off that matter although nothing substantial to suspect me for!

Yeah! The writing part I do only with casing 'G' for the Almighty God and 'g' for the deity god. I'm even particular about the context and I avoid any mix up between the two.

Now! Talking about weirdness, you're weird as well but I think our genetic variation accounts for this, how marvelous and wonderful God is.

For me, I don't know if you'll consider it weird but my email is passworded with an 18-character password.

Also, I've lost any door key just once in my entire life, actually it fell off my pocket in a cab and I was sober for the remaining days of the week, I truly felt bad that day.

I've not lost any cellphone in my life and I use phones until they stop working completely before getting another.
Lol me too @emboldened grin
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Lsofdk(m): 10:56pm On Feb 26, 2018
1. I don't talk much.

2. I argue a lot and I always win because I'm gonna wear you out grin (weird for someone who doesn't like talking much)

3. Most people say I always wear an unapproachable face embarassed

4. When I'm in a vehicle, I always feel like taking the wheels from the driver each time a vehicle overtakes us

5. I don't forget a face… even if I see you in the dark for the first time.

6. I don't drink water till I'm done eating… sometimes I forget to drink

7. I hardly get angry but when I do it's like tornado

8. When I'm stroking my beard, I'm thinking.

9. I prefer watching movies alone, I backward a lot

Makydebbie oya let's see yours wink

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Romance / Re: What Made You To Be A Player? by Lsofdk(m): 2:49pm On Feb 26, 2018
McBrooklyn:


Lol, on top bed nko?? Rough rider I guess... All those girls wey you dey knack... grin grin
I think say you go don repent by now sad… na only PES and FIFA I know
Romance / Re: What Made You To Be A Player? by Lsofdk(m): 8:28am On Feb 26, 2018
McBrooklyn:


Lol... Na you ah dey wait for na make you con represent... grin grin
I be badt player for PES and FIFA cool
Romance / Re: What Made You To Be A Player? by Lsofdk(m): 8:01am On Feb 26, 2018
McBrooklyn:
grin
Wetin you dy find here undecided
RadicallyBlunt:
My first girlfriend in 100 level. She craved madly for attention so much that I will leave my studies to attend to her even at exam times. I will go for night reading in d library, she will call me to come and explain one topic to her that she doesn't understand (and she actually understands but just wanted me around). When I get to where she is, she'll start gisting and laffing and tickling me. I begged severally to let me into the promise land but to no avail. Ordinary breast she no gree me touch.

When result come out, walahi I see d backside of Satan. I no get any carry over but I was blessed with Ds, Es, and weak Cs, then I saw her own results glowing with Bs, I no know how I reach house dat day weh motor no jam me. To worsen d case, when we return from semester brk, I just noticed say she no dey call me again. If I call her she will manage to talk nicely until I call her again. One night I was passing behind gross anatomy lab..Chineke! I saw bisi wearing trouser for the first time sitting face to face on a guys lap and her busty chest was dancing at his face. Nna ehn e remain small make I fall inside gutter

But to cut all short, I successfully broke d heart of 2 other girls and I came out with an award of best-rising gp in my dept with a 2nd class upper (I actually wanted first class from d beginning) and In my nysc days, I was an excellent player

Praaaaaiseee the Lord!
Chai grin grin grin
Business / Re: Firstbank Reacts To Rumours That Its Elephant May Swallow Customers Money by Lsofdk(m): 7:31am On Feb 26, 2018
We joke a lot in this country
Car Talk / Re: Fact Or Myth: Can Cellphone Cause Explosion At A Filling Station? by Lsofdk(m): 8:54am On Feb 17, 2018

In this regard, some experts stated that whenever an individual moves in and out of the car during re-fuelling of his vehicle, he actually carries the charge of approximately 60,000 volts. Therefore, it is wise enough to leave the cell phone in the vehicle while going for its petrol filling.

After gaining the industry knowledge that using a cell phone while pumping petrol won’t burst into flames. Still, it is a good idea to leave this device in the car, keeping in mind the surroundings and the other vehicles at the petrol station.

Oziahete:
I have watched a program where it was put to test and there was no explosion. So brethren, this is another great myth busted.
don4real18:
Phones can't cause explosions... The myth has been busted
I think you may want to pay attention to the concluding paragraphs… don't test the devil

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Science/Technology / Re: Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (Tsaigumi) - The First Locally Made In Nigerian Drone by Lsofdk(m): 10:36pm On Feb 16, 2018
WrathOfHadez:
what a waste of oxygen he is.

A bloodsucker and political hireling looking for his daily bread by spreading false info.

The hunger is real.
I tell you bro
The extent people go.

I'll find a way to reach you on whatsapp, most times I forget I have bbm

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Science/Technology / Re: Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (Tsaigumi) - The First Locally Made In Nigerian Drone by Lsofdk(m): 10:14pm On Feb 16, 2018
WrathOfHadez:
I'm firm, my brother. The dude lies as easily as drinking water.

He was hoodwinking some Nairalanders who were too lazy to read his link.

A guy said the drone Buhari is presenting as Nigeria's first locally made drone isn't true that Jonathan's regime has equally commissioned a made in Nigeria drone too. Now I debated this on this forum in foreign affairs section a couple years ago.

This dude said it was a lie and even brought 4 link to support his possition.

I carefully read all the link and didn't once saw anywhere drone was even mentioned so I called him out.

And all he does was throw ad hominem and insult to deflecf from the matter.
Lol I followed your debate with him from genesis.
It's obvious he's a core Buhari worshipper. He thinks you're in the opposition for calling him out.
Check out his yesterday's thread on the Anambra road, you'll see for yourself. He peddles lies for a living, he had to go download a picture to support his lies.

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Science/Technology / Re: Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (Tsaigumi) - The First Locally Made In Nigerian Drone by Lsofdk(m): 10:00pm On Feb 16, 2018
WrathOfHadez:
Stanlo my G!!! How far nah?
I've been good bro
How're you doing bro?
I see you've a new student grin
Science/Technology / Re: Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (Tsaigumi) - The First Locally Made In Nigerian Drone by Lsofdk(m): 9:49pm On Feb 16, 2018
WrathOfHadez:
[s][/s]

The more you add new meanings to your posts the stupider you look with each new post.
This same thing you did by bringing 4 different sources that didn't help your case and you kept bringing more like the devil's advocate.

Now you said it was fake abi, now you're adding substandard to it.

So how come the navy chief you quoted said it was a prototype on which this one by Bubu was built? In other words, it was a model for future designs, for modifications, upgrades and adjustment.

Listen, it's too bad when a kid hurriedly abandoned school for political prostitution without having the framework for common sense and even basic internet surfing.

Believe me, your future isn't in politics. Keep searching for your destiny, if you don't take my advice, your corpse will be picked up from under the murky waters of politics.
grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: "We Have Been Flying Jet Before You Went To School, Don't Be Jealous" by Lsofdk(m): 6:00pm On Jan 29, 2018
I weep for the modern day Christians.
Romance / Re: "If I Cant Have You, Then No One Will" by Lsofdk(m): 5:25pm On Jan 29, 2018
Papiikush:
If you give her the right dick, she will say this to you. It's a good news/Bad new scenario.

Good news... You know she is officially your "ride or die" buddie grin

Bad news...She is your RIDE OR DIE buddie grin
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wish One Or More Nairalander A Happy New Year by Lsofdk(m): 11:43pm On Jan 08, 2018
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A very happy new year to you all!
I will modify as I remember, lol.
I just said to go through my mention(though there was no notification of a new mention(s))and I saw this and another. Happy new year to you too.
Iykekelvins saw yours too happy new year bro
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Brother From Raping Me?? by Lsofdk(m): 11:38am On Jan 02, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:

A pastor is a neutral outsider. Pastors conceded lots of secrets
Doesn't make them trustworthy.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Brother From Raping Me?? by Lsofdk(m): 11:12am On Jan 02, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
Loolz Abeg no use laff kill me.

He begged her not to tell anyone. But she told you, and you told us and we can start telling people. What is d essence of his begging Biko.

On a serious note, she has to tell her parents or close family elders. Emphasis on "close". Not all family members can hear such. [s]Or perhaps a pastor who can reach out to her parents.[/s]
Such shouldn't get to the ears of an outsider.

@OP if she can't report to her parents, she should avoid staying in the house alone with him. And if she's staying, she should lock her room door and don't come out till her parents are back.
So it's up to her, the easy or the hard way.

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