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ElizaVeta:
So, this is the type of irresponsible person sending me pm .
Irresponsible and Sinners everywhere.

Plss , repent!

[color=teal]You read the heading yet you clicked for more details
You also need to repent and switch to religion section.

Hypocrites everywhere[/color]

Laveda:
Yeah, can't complain.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

[color=teal]sure, you too [/color]

Laveda:
I'm okay, you?

Good evening.

Laveda:
Dude you funny

[color=teal]

Howdy?[/color]

Younghustler1:
Stop imitating Air Force 1

Be creative

Only Air Force I know writes like this

Use your head and give us something new something creative and stop copy copy

hugoboss70:
. Try naija creed.

Jacksparr0w127:
Don't mind her with her 2go diss

[color=teal]lwkmd
I no even know wetin to make out of am sef[/color]

youngdanee:
And some slowpokes liked that comment.

hugoboss70:
Hello @kowor do u clash?

Nobleman18:
If you like, stake your balls and lose it

[color=teal]lol [/color]

jakandeola:
I will ignore u like I always say u are too small for me

[color=teal]And you're too old to be fooling yourself among kids A total of 61 foolish threads created by you alone.

Old man you're not just a kid … you still dy suck breast when it come to sound reasoning [/color]

Maxi112:
lolz

how is your weekend going?

Amarabae:
Buhari should ban the importation of brain so that some people can afford locally made ones.

[color=teal]Is this suppose to be a diss [/color]

Bumbae1:
Mehn it was just dry jare
Went to bed after awhile

Just catching up on tv shows now

McBrooklyn:
E dey make sense... Yours nko??

Maxi112:
the word "kid" is being abused daily by same "kid"


I hope you know the meaning of the word "kid"?


why do you choose to derail your thread by yourself?

[color=teal]i fit stake my balls say him no know am @emboldened [/color]

McBrooklyn:
Lol, that's brutality now...

McBrooklyn:
Lol, Baba ah dey Ooo... You nko??


See as you just spoil that guy's day for this early morning...

[color=teal]I'm good bro

Na him invite me oh [/color]

McBrooklyn:
.

[color=teal]Baba how far [/color]

jakandeola:
I hav a lot to say to u kid but dat I fear a ban. go in pieces

[color=teal]Next time when your mates are acquiring formal education you'll do well to join them, not being a village champion chasing bushmeat upandan

Shoo off scared Old man[/color]

jakandeola:
am sori for u am praying dat u grow up soon cos dis year cant end wit ur life still like dis

[color=teal]You should be more concerned about your life, a grown man like you that can't construct simple sentences and spell words correctly you should be praying that this curse of mental retardation and dimwittery plaguing your entire existence is broken.

Romance section evergreen dullard [/color]

Bumbae1:
Be like jesus
Na d only way

[color=teal]
na im be say nobody qualify na.

Besides, how was your night?[/color]

Bumbae1:
I no get spec now

[color=teal] how i wan take know if i qualify [/color]

Bumbae1:
Oshey

[color=teal]I never see your specs oh [/color]

jakandeola:
lsofdk hahaha u sef dey view my blog hater

gentlechyke:
MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM..
.
.
I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, .
.
Looked at them
curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use
them.
.
The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked
sincerely,
.
''Have you ever used a condom?
.
Do you know how to put it on?''
.
I blushed and said,"No!"
.
The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her
thumb as
an example.
.
"This is how you wear it.
.
You have to make sure its tight!''
.
I was even more puzzled by this.
.
I was just an innnocent young man.
.
She noticed how shy and confused I was.
.
"You must be a virgin," she
said teasingly.
.
"Have you ever had sex?"... .
.
She asked.. l said, ''No!"
.
Then she looked around the
shop;there was no one but just the 2 of us.
.
She called me behind the counter, opened
the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in.
.
She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up...
.
"We don't have time!"
.She said.
.
She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,opened her
legs and
layed her back on a table.
.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had
told me.
.
I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right
deep
inside her wet sweet flesh
.
But holy shit, in just two minutes inside it was just too much
and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa ziii.!!
.
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and
asks me,
.
''Did you put the condom on like I told you?"
.
"Yes I did . Just like you told me!" I replied.
.
She says, ''Lets see!"
(I showed her)
.
"Oh shit!" she screamed.
.
"You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS
not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..
.
.
That's how I became a dad
I am off to buy pampers (How much is it?)

[color=teal]lol, this is some hilarious shiit [/color]

obiorathesubtle:



Perfect venue..


If you got enough grease on you to slide in and out very quickly..

[color=teal]hahaha [/color]

obiorathesubtle:



If her real boyfriend comes.. I'll leave na..


"I just came here for the püssy bruh.. The heart is yours.. The püssy is ours.."

Then I walk away..


No big deal at all.. Especially if she doesn't know your house.. She can't get pregnant and bring the child to your house..

Jacksparr0w127:
hehehe two can play the game na. I'm only playing his game.

Obviously, he wasn't gonna send any PM

Jacksparr0w127:
go ahead