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dapizy02:
Up Utd..... By d way I heard Joe Mourinho has bn assignd as man utd coach

it's just rumours

Man Utd vs Stoke
Score: 1-0
Min: 14'
⚽ Goal!! J.Lingard (Man Utd)
Man Utd vs Stoke
Score: 2-0
Min: 23'
⚽ Goal!! A.Martial (Man Utd)

Man Utd vs Stoke
Playing XI

Man Utd:
1 De Gea
36 M. Darmian
12 C. Smalling
43 C. Borthwick-Jackson
35 J. Lingard
17 D. Blind
16 M. Carrick
8 Mata
27 M. Fellaini
10 W. Rooney
9 A. Martial

Stoke:
1 J. Butland
3 E. Pieters
26 P. Wollscheid
5 Muniesa
8 G. Johnson
14 I. Afellay
6 G. Whelan
25 P. Crouch
19 J. Walters
10 M. Arnautović
27 Bojan

RUBYRUBY:
Delivery services are available.

nice one op. i also render tasting services for free

Sandiee:

smile jor

the list sef na trash… sandiee no dy the list sef

ronald4lif:
Oh it's you again? Same clown with an empty encephalon and a single digit IQ? How could I have not decrypted is same homunculus numpty who stravaig about creating puerile threads squawking trash about women? Oops, should have known no other fool (except you of course) would have open such silly thread about boobs.

I must confess though, I really did underestimated your encephalopathy disorder the other day. I'd thought it was one of those transient moment where anyone can just goof but never knew it's a congenital cerebral dementia laden with frustration from sexual starvation that prompts you to be keeping records of ladies boobs.

Pray tell, what more records of ladies do you have in your juvenile journal? What more silly threads should we brace ourselves for from nairaland numero uno mooncalf? Here's a suggestion; "top 5 romancelanders with the biggest butts" or "top 5 harebrained id1ots of romanceland with you snatching the first spot"? Game? Psychedelic schmuck.

murderer

this OP is a joker. you are new and the first place you landed is romance section and you still want us to show around… around where

it a different thing if you both are dancing without contact but wtf if u don't get an erection when a babe is grinding her as* on your d… then u r either gay, not a man or you've erection dysfunction probz

just just see your life and pertaining your question why would my body respond to ur stewpid imaginations .

Jadekitana:
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

wicked girl you don use am practice ur mortal combat skills abi

not like i planned it. one cool evening i was just sitting in my verandah *just looking around* when a lodgemate(lady) came looking for my roommate, i told her my roommate travelled whereas he was inside, she went on inquiring why he would travel on a tuesday, that was how i formed a depressed look and told her he impregnated a girl and his parent and the girl's parents are having a meeting and his presence was needed you need to see the shock on her face coz if you know my roommate you fit vouch say him na virgin, she headed for her room disappointed and related to her roommate what i told her, her roommate con add sugar make the story sweet more as she immediately knew i was playing a prank on her…… *i dn tire to dy narrate* story cut short… my roommate kept cool inside all this time but couldn't hold his laughter after she continuously made some pitying remarks… phew

Chimaritoponcho:
talking about rubables,what are the things one can rub to make them come out

i heard if u rub local gin *i think dy call it ijaw* on d desired spot u r on ur way to the beard gang

Hero10001:
hahaha!
I am just a young guy with big dreams who is working hard to make it on top while many pple are waiting for my downfall, they don't support but hate and talk negativity.
I hope you've learned a lesson?
Happy Sunday!

happy sunday 2 u 2

all d beardless guyz be like who beard don help like say dem no dy pray + rub all rubables just make d beard show

Estharfabian:
Doesn't change the fact that beards are disgusting and totally Unattractive....



My younger bro keeps those thingys and he looks way older than me...It's kinda Overrated, if You ask me.

PS---They look like spines..Very spiky!
imagine kissing someone with A beard... Ugh! mayday! mayday! hair in mouth!

then you don't know what you are missing. stop imagining and go kiss a bearded guy.

PrimeMinisterr:
hahaha, Onye m, laara m azu , (parki godu)

iwero nsogbu, gaba n'iru… ka m trafficate n'ulo uka

Nubian113:
Just say their tags and let them know. This is the thread. Btw.... I hate you

i mentioned him the " Hero100.01" is his moniker…have we crossed paths
i love you too

asslickers disgust me. i hate it when guys try to play Hero10001 just to get ladies attention

PrimeMinisterr:
lol, buh from another point of view, o bulu na agwaro gi , imaro na m like gi. ?

ebe a eyi gi ukwu mango

let me book space first… I'm coming

Jadekitana:
Lmao, none of the above actually, he's a friend.

as in friendzoned

Nche95:
hmm

hmmmmmn

Nche95:
that shirt wey u wear, shebi na em normal colour be that, or na wash the thing wash so no offence

na the normal colour b dt