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ggrin:
u no get respect again u this small boy

vizkiz:
Na that small girl Monalisa185 I go call give you. She go beat you like say tomorrow no dey

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, well, I wouldn't say that make up is ladies' oxygen, nah....let's just say it's our 'best friend'...doesn't mean we can't do without it...at least you can do without your bestie, can't you?
so I can go days without make up, that way, even with my long face, it won't finish quick

Nche95:
of course, you can go days without it, when you are indoor. not going out..

see as una dy derail OP thread

i doff my hat 4 ladies on that. there was this babe i was chatting with back then she always uploaded pictures revealing her cleavage. i don't know how she does it but the boobs looked large in pictures but wen i met her RL i can equate that to the size of agbalomo

trash!!! give me one reason why i shouldn't derail your thread.

Leriebloom:
You dnt knw me a bit so u can do me a favor and keep ur opinions to urself.

i don't care to, like u knew op when you labelled him broke ass nigga.

Leriebloom:
All this plenty curse for 500 naira. Broke ass nigger.

refiner:
broke niggas can rant......mtsheeew

are the people on nairaland not the same people i see everyday… dy will be dragging change #10 with conductors and come here and be talking trash

Jadekitana:
Those excuses are too petty please. If he keeps looking at all that he may never get a girl PERIOD!

kinda true tho

Jadekitana:
You don't want to meet her in a fast food, she shouldn't wear bangles, she shouldn't makeup or fix weavons, she should always spend her money to buy credit to call u, she should be ready to have sex 247.......Op you need Jesus as your lord and personal saviour,you are stingy but want a woman who is down to earth and doesn't demand for anything! Try erithrea, you can't find such girls in naija.

do you have a problem comprehending simple english. i don't see anything ambiguous in what op wrote. "when she uses too much make up and accessories, when she doesn't want sex, when she doesn't call back" do you understand now

my friend will u move this to religion section

Jadekitana:
I'm on the couch, I just snapped this pics! Does this look like a guys laps? be nice.

i refuse to be confused. you're desperately tryna prove you're a lady. what should i make of that.

only asslickers are gonna fall 4 diz. i can't help but wonder how you feel getting attention/pms from your fellow men

dalaman:
It involves a compilation of baptized members from figures obtained by the catholic archdiocese of Nigeria. We are in 2016 brother, hurry up and get sense.

sorry i jumped in late. if your estimates are based on baptized alone then it's so flawed.

tosyne2much:
Lemme try to see if I can be of help


To have a good conversation with a lady, you need not turn yourself to a clown just to keep the chatting going. The secrets are; try to avoid asking predictable, stale or unnecessary questions, or lemme say you should avoid asking questions the boring ways most dudes ask them


For example, instead of the stale "how was your nyt", you would rephrase it to look more interesting and hilarious, " I hope you had mosquitoes free night?; I hope your nyt was worthwhile?

Instead of the boring "how was your day?, It would sound nicer asking how her to briefly tell you how her day was spent; Was she indoor all through? If she said yes; ask if she was indoor cos she had no one to visit or she barely visit friends?


On a different note, avoid asking direct questions that will only provide the answer "Yes" or "No". Try to elaborate and beat around the bush when you talk about a particular subject. Take for example, movies... Do you like movies ? Of course I do; I trust that you would also be fantasized by these trending Pilliphines love movies? No I don't even watch it.. How come? Barely would you see a lady who doesn't like watching those movies; I don't even know what you people see in it . That's the way to keep the chat going

Also, try to pick a subject and make an intellectual discussion on it. For example, ask her for her most hated subject while she was in secondary school and inquire what led to the hatred. If she tells you, further ask more questions on it. Don't just jump to another subject

Conclusively, nearly every dude experiences stucked up moments of silence when you won't even know what to ask or say next. This is simple, kindly tell her to lead the chat and make her understand that you are short of words or out of gist. If she says she has nothing to say, tell her to tell you anything that will pleasing to the ear, or bring up a good topic to be discussed, then you could take it up from there


Note If a lady isn't feeling you, no matter how hard you try, the above guidelines will not work all.

How do you know she isn't feeling you?

i. If she's always waiting for you to greet her or strike up a chat

ii. If she replies you with monosyllabic words despite applying the above guidelines

iii. If "nothing" is what she frequently says



I hope I don try sha?

baddest…dat title wey dem confer on u no b in vain

QueenValerie:
Then smile ,most are.

yeah that's why i presumed you were, my bad

QueenValerie:
It's 5pm where I am and ta spare you asking,I like in the US

ohh no…i just have this feeling most people here are nigerians.

QueenValerie:
It's not the end of the world. You move on. There are other women.

hey nightcrawler

MrCork:
...not me...one heartless black babe rejected one of my guys & he's planning to jump into river Thames!

hahahaha you think i don't know it's you well if you're planning to jump into a river do it asap

rotfl…

Speechless3:
In other words men prefer flirty women because all the guides above are how to command the respect of oloshos


What do guys really want

I am bad they say they want good girls
I become good they shove me aside to impress bad girls. Guys make up your fvcking minds! Lol

waht is diz 1 saying
are u tryna say we r confused

for what nah wat will you be doing for 24hrs your intentions are not of good

some people sef eh!

wah is diz mumu saying

1st and foremost, I'd assume u r my neighbour.
now to answer ur question=i won't be surprised, who won't be carried away by such beauty

Hadez:
This site is a joke

copied from you.

ggrin:
Me and my course mate were gisting and playing roughly when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing and undressing each other before I could push him away and say jack,his dick has already entered my psy and f the hell outta my psy for like 2hrs.... After the act I asked him to leave my apartment


I'm down since, dunno what to do....I've betrayed my boyfriend trust in me should I tell my boyfriend bout what happened or I should let it slide?

btw down to you OP why can't you be creative instead you choose to steal and modify people's topics. I'm yet to understand wat u meant by suddenly discovered and are you a male,female or transgendered?

Hadez:
This site is a joke

copied from you. btw down to you OP why can't you be creative instead you choose to steal and modify people's topics *make i hear say this topic hit fp*. I'm yet to understand wat u meant by suddenly discovered and are you a male,female, transgendered or having issues identifying ur gender

she may not see this, why don't you threaten to expose her on nairaland when next she calls and tell security at your work place not to grant her entrance