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PetsRe: Please What Is The Specie Of This Snake I Killed This Morning by LtChisom: 3:54pm On May 24, 2020
Chai! That is a rat garden snake that should have helped you to rid rodents and ebola.
It is nonvenomous and docile.
PetsRe: A Pained Nairalander by LtChisom: 3:52pm On May 24, 2020
bigiyaro:
OP, this is gsd. don't be pained pls.
Do you know that the GSD you posted is like five years old, am wondering why you are comparing it with a juvenile GSD.
PetsRe: . by LtChisom: 3:48pm On May 24, 2020
youngest12:
Thing are becoming difficult day by day for me with the extension of this lock down. Please don't ignore me I need help. I've being doing menial job for people in my neighborhood in which they pay me 500 but it hasn't being forthcoming. Please I plead with you to help me with 1k to sustain myself for some time.

5890235016
FCMB

May God not make this Sunday your last on earth
Nna eeh this suffering is becoming unbearable, I wish I could help though mine hasn't gotten this bad, but it will with how things are going.
RomanceRe: How A Bank Ruined My Relationship. by LtChisom: 3:27pm On May 24, 2020
Acidosis:
Ignoring her isn't an issue. The above is the issue, right? Your police friend threatened her life?
That police collected her number to chyke the girl now she don gree for the police man and ditched the Op
RomanceRe: How A Bank Ruined My Relationship. by LtChisom: 3:23pm On May 24, 2020
Humanoid01:
@Agbagbaregoo

This might be a blessing in disguise, but I also agree with sisisioge. You should have shown her the evidence, then her reaction would determine your next action. I understand her decision to not continue with the "relationship".

She doesn't want any trouble, and she thinks that you'll have a hard time trusting her. No one wants to be in a relationship like that. Her mind may be made up but you should sincerely apologize. I know it's not your fault, and you shouldn't feel guilty, but just do it to let peace have its way.

Send her a text containing an outpour of your heart, include a shot of the document given to you by the bank. Do that just to rid your self of the guilt, then move on. Don't sweat it. If she's yours, she'll come back.
You see this if she's yours, she'll come back statement, I hate it with passion, it dosen't work at all, is it after she must have finished all her oil and wants an engine maintenance then I should sit and wait till then.
OP,. If you are wise, move on simple.
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking Every Connection With Your Sex Partners by LtChisom: 3:16pm On May 24, 2020
sotall:
The standards of holy books is ambiguous. In one part of is promoting sexual immorality and war and in another part it is against it.

Many religious people who commit sexual crimes have religious texts to back them up.
I don't know about the quoran but please can you show to me where Jesus Christ promoted sexual immorality and war?
Christians follow Jesus Christ's teachings, don't confuse it with judaism of the jews. I myself only look at the Jesus' teachings and his apostles period not what other carnal humans who say they are christians. That is why I said the holy books have their standard and shouldn't be compared with human instinct.
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking Every Connection With Your Sex Partners by LtChisom: 12:31pm On May 24, 2020
sotall:
undecided


You dont need any religious book or word of God to tell you how to practise safe sex.

If religious books were a solution to sexual immorality, news about Christian and muslim cleric sexually harassing members wont be in our ears on a daily basis.


You cant tell everyone to abstain from sex because the amount of sex hormones responsible for sexual urges differs in people.

Rather give them safe options like masturbation and condoms.
You should have exonerated the holy books from human perversion, the holy books gave their standard and it is left for its followers to do what their conscience permits. Roping holy books with human instincts is insanely abnormal to do period.
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking Every Connection With Your Sex Partners by LtChisom: 12:20pm On May 24, 2020
God understands say that one go hard oo
FoodRe: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by LtChisom: 5:52am On May 24, 2020
Osaro4u2k:
let me throw some light to disprove your assertions. Do you know how much people were offering to buy this great gift we killed today. Do you even know how sweet snake meat taste. Do you know how many multitudes gathered around to eat this African chicken. Do you know how many fufu was used to push it down the alimentary canal.. the questions are endless but me hold my peace here. The God I serve is not pathetic but a Great God... God's gift varies....
You are using God to cover your irresponsibility period.
FoodRe: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by LtChisom: 5:51am On May 24, 2020
real86:
That is a gaboon viper. A Very dangerous snake.
The snake is less dangerous than a human being.

They are usually very tolerant snakes, even when handled, and rarely bite or hiss, unlike most vipers. However, bites by bad-tempered individuals do occur.[9]

Locomotion is mostly rectilinear, in a sluggish "walking" motion of the ventral scales. They may writhe from side to side when alarmed, but only for short distances.[3] Ditmars (1933) even described them as being capable of sidewinding.[13]

If threatened, they may hiss loudly as a warning, doing so in a deep and steady rhythm, slightly flattening the head at the expiration of each breath.[3][9][13] Despite this, they are unlikely to strike unless severely provoked;[3] however, they are one of the fastest-striking snakes in the world, so care should be taken in handling them.

There have been numerous descriptions of their generally unaggressive nature. Sweeney (1961) wrote they are so docile that they "can be handled as freely as any non-venomous species", although this is absolutely not recommended. In Lane (1963), Ionides explained he would capture specimens by first touching them lightly on the top of the head with a pair of tongs to test their reactions. Hissing and anger was rarely displayed, so the tongs were usually set aside and the snakes firmly grasped by the neck with one hand and the body supported with the other as he picked them up and carried them to a box for containment. He said the snakes hardly ever struggled.[3]
FoodRe: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by LtChisom: 5:38am On May 24, 2020
Osaro4u2k:
Today we the men of our local assembly had jobs to do in the church premises.

As a son of a bush meat trapper I saw this traces of a giant snake at the back of the church Auditorium. Immediately I knew the creature was not far & truly it was just deep down an old hole filled with dump's. Me and my Men president immediately bought kerosene and poured it into the pit. We set it ablaze.

After a while here comes the mighty meat under today's heavy rain. Attached here are the pictures and the current state of the Snake.

Tips for getting Snake meat daily: Look for an abadoned pit this period, you will always get them (Snakes) alive & fresh, thank me later...
Sad and horrible tale.
A beautiful docile west african gaboon viper just gone like that cos of someone's irresponsible appetite. You may have killed the male cos this is their laying egg period though these ones birth young ones and die.

They are usually very tolerant snakes, even when handled, and rarely bite or hiss, unlike most vipers. However, bites by bad-tempered individuals do occur.[9]

Locomotion is mostly rectilinear, in a sluggish "walking" motion of the ventral scales. They may writhe from side to side when alarmed, but only for short distances.[3] Ditmars (1933) even described them as being capable of sidewinding.[13]

If threatened, they may hiss loudly as a warning, doing so in a deep and steady rhythm, slightly flattening the head at the expiration of each breath.[3][9][13] Despite this, they are unlikely to strike unless severely provoked;[3] however, they are one of the fastest-striking snakes in the world, so care should be taken in handling them.

There have been numerous descriptions of their generally unaggressive nature. Sweeney (1961) wrote they are so docile that they "can be handled as freely as any non-venomous species", although this is absolutely not recommended. In Lane (1963), Ionides explained he would capture specimens by first touching them lightly on the top of the head with a pair of tongs to test their reactions. Hissing and anger was rarely displayed, so the tongs were usually set aside and the snakes firmly grasped by the neck with one hand and the body supported with the other as he picked them up and carried them to a box for containment. He said the snakes hardly ever struggled.[3]
PoliticsRe: Construction Of NNS Karaduwa (P102): Nigeria's Second Indigenously Built Gunboat by LtChisom: 5:20am On May 24, 2020
rentAcock:
Wonderful. This gunboat will allow us to project our naval strength across the Atlantic. This gunboat solidifies our place as the greatest naval power in sub saharan Africa. I believe this is only a start, in the coming years, we will have our locally built nuclear powered submarines and aircraft carriers. No one will bully us, we are a force to reckon with.
No missle defense system or an air defense system. That is a diesel engine fishing boat bro.
CelebritiesRe: Erigga Shares Pictures Of His New House by LtChisom: 4:31pm On May 23, 2020
I love his lyrics like die.



Wahala go get issues
Night call don turn us to vigilante
She no dey allow me kpos so I dey jungle
Day break everywhere burst
Ayeme
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by LtChisom: 11:54am On May 23, 2020
KingSatan:
As a man, a father and a grandfather. I have lived life to an extent and this is my view on this subject.

The previous thread was simple and concise, "Never marry a woman who has no means of income".

But that is the truth!

Gone are the days when people marry "Obiageri's" according to the Igbos.
Back then, things weren't this bad. Considering the family setting in those days, women had no other role than to cook, birth, raise children and clean the house.

So their parents prepare them for marriage, teach them how to cook, satisfy a man and raise children. They also spend alot of time grooming their hairs, taking care of their skin (Some parents send their children to fattening rooms) and waiting to get married.

When we got married, we married to keep them at home and show off to our friends. Only a few of us married because of love. Some of our partners were not our choice but our parents.

So when you marry, your wife and children should always reflect your wealth and networth. Most especially, YOUR WIFE.

I repeat, back then things were not this bad and everyone knew their roles.

But in today's world, so many things have changed.

Women should bring to the table as much as they expect from the man.

Raising children costs alot of money and shouldn't be the responsibility of the man alone.

So many marriages have crashed on the alter of poverty or "One stream of income".

We must learn to tell ourselves the truth always.

Back then, you don't spend so much to raise a child. If he or she wants to go to the community school or follow the white man's way of life, you send them as a punishment. But those humble and loyal sons, follow you to the farm and when they come of age, you give them farmlands and wives if possible. But that's not the case anymore.

Apart from formal education abroad, I also encouraged my children to learn sellable skills. One of my son is a fashion designer and that is what puts food on his table in the UK. His college degree only reflects on his call cards.

I told this to my children (Daughters inclusive) never to marry a man or woman who has no verifiable means of income.

Money is needed to run a home in the 21st century. Alot of money!

We no longer live in mud houses or drink from pots.

As for "Entitlement", I think every couple should have that mentality depending on the context.

The man is entitled to his wife's emotional commitment. She is his wife and this also applies to the man.

I am tired of typing.

To be truthful, i warned my son's against mingling with an average African woman. They simply don't want to know the truth. They hate the truth with Passion and that is why true feminism failed woefully here.

In the Diaspora, most men who want peace of mind avoid African women because of their "Entitlement Mentality" and how exploitative they are.

Many of these women don't work but enjoy proceeds of child support from numerous partners. You think it's a coincidence? No it not. It was deliberate.

They just want to seat at home, get fat, enlarge their butts and walk up and down the street like a pussy cat that resides in Buckingham Palace.

Should I talk about Nigeria, where you meet an average Nigerian lady and realise that;

1. She is a college graduate because a "Man" sponsored her in school (Both of them are no longer together as a couple).

2. She has a roof over her head because a "Man" made that available (She has no intention of marrying him).

3. She uses the best smartphone because a "Man" bought it for her (Just another random man).

4. She has clothes on her body because a "Man" gave her money for shopping (Obviously he is "One of those mugus"wink.

5. She has food on her table because so many men send her money.

This same woman has no other skill but sexual skills. The only thing she can offer is "Sexual Intercourse", "Birthing Children" and "Companionship" but she expects the man to "Mark her birthdays with a brand new Escalade", "Buy her parents a new house and train her younger ones in school". Is that not exploitation?

This same woman hates her mother inlaw because she sees her as her rival. Anyway, women have always hated themselves from time immemorial, don't get moved when you see them shout in solidarity, it's just for a few seconds.

When asked about their contribution in the relationship or Marriage, some will say "I birthed children for him". But that's your natural default woman!

Even if you sleep with a sexually active mad man, you will get pregnant and birth for him.

Some will even say, "I satisfy him sexually. I gave him my body and soul". But that is same thing you did with your numerous ex lovers.

According to Pastor Sam Adeyemi, he said "If a woman does not help her husband financially, then how else does she want to help him".

In this age and time, it takes two adults who have a verifiable means of income to build a healthy family.


Cheers!
Mehn! This advice is scary.
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by LtChisom: 11:46am On May 23, 2020
Dyt:
I SAID WHAT I SAID AND Y'ALL SHOULD STAY OFF MY MENTION
IF YOU ARE SO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND, THAT'S Y'ALL PROBLEM AND NOT MINE

IF YOU DON'T AGREE, SAY/WRITE YOURS AND WAKA PASS

DON'T COMAN STRESS ME PLEASE




Hormones I guess
cheesy cheesy grin

How you been pretty woman?
This one wants to use idea and pregnate daughter of sion and run
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by LtChisom: 11:42am On May 23, 2020
Some body have discharged somebody audioly.
It shall never be well with villagepeople
PoliticsRe: Yunusa Yellow: Bashir Ahmad Retracts His Statement, Condemns The Act by LtChisom: 11:40am On May 23, 2020
oz4real83:
Story for the gods. If he claimed he wasn't aware of the case then, he must be lying because the case was the hottest back then when it happened. He changed his comment because of the media backlash. As for me, I now know the kind of personality he is. He is someone that supports and defends evil using the connections he has in high places. Such a person doesn't deserve any position of authority.
I believe there are still progressive politicians in the country. He may be one of them that really understands what a proper image of government should be.
HealthRe: My Baby's Skin Problem Is Worrisome (Disturbing Photos) by LtChisom: 11:36am On May 23, 2020
Either Elijah or Elisha treated something like this, Jesus is more powerful than the two.
RomanceRe: This Lockdown Is Helping The Ladies. by LtChisom(op): 10:59am On May 23, 2020
banjicom:
Let me ask you? Apart from love, reassurance and words of the mouth what else does a girlfriend supposed 2 want in a relationship again?

I think the question should be for both d guy and d lady together, what do the both of them have to offer to benefit each other apart from sex and money.
It can be good for the two parties you know, both parties will see the extremism of the other when in the worst unmanageable situations.
CrimeRe: Man Shot Dead In Front Of His Girlfriend In Rivers (Graphic Photos) by LtChisom: 10:56am On May 23, 2020
YorubaLord:
I am Mr. Yaba Left!
PoliticsRe: Senator Ibrahim Gobir: Bandits Took Over Sokoto Communities, Appointed ‘Judges’ by LtChisom: 10:54am On May 23, 2020
Gregorian2020:
Good for them, that is what you get when you have incompetent leaders



Order for your love potion spray that last longer in your clothes, skin and even in the air
Can it kill corona virus?
PoliticsRe: Senator Ibrahim Gobir: Bandits Took Over Sokoto Communities, Appointed ‘Judges’ by LtChisom: 10:51am On May 23, 2020
Dultezurzu:
Two things
Like how will I call you, someone I don't and may never know, and give you money for service I know I can lose?
And your prices are way too abnormal from the real ones we see around.
Christianity EtcRe: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by LtChisom: 10:39am On May 23, 2020
Successmind:
Have you forgotten about the 70years old imam who kept 262 amid chris angrytians in the mosque and his house, protecting them from been killed by herds men in plateau state while their churches were burnt to ashes?....
You can't compare hiding them in his house to giving up your place of worship like the mosque.
That comparison ain't fair in any condition.
Christianity EtcRe: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by LtChisom: 10:34am On May 23, 2020
ican2020:
What is the communication between light and darkness.

Indeed many churches have greatly deviated from Christ instructions and adopted man's doctrine to please the world.

A friend of the world, an enemy of God
I know that the Jesus Christ I know taught us to pray for our enemies, even He taught us that if we were slapped on one cheek that we should turn the other cheek.
No matter how they treat us, we will continue to show them love because He said, "leave the vengence for me", that is where our solace lays.
PoliticsRe: Yunusa Yellow: Bashir Ahmad Promises To Intervene In The Case Of Conviction by LtChisom: 10:26am On May 23, 2020
Solorrman3310:
What Google,this aide is better than the whole of ur piggy generation of alcohol and pigs eaters,he is rich,he is handsome not like u with upside down nose and the most amazing thing he is better of is he is a Muslim. A Muslim is a person that only worship single God not 3 in 1 like pop corn, Muslim do not believe a man Jesus Christ can also be god at the same time,a Muslim do not believe a God would own something disgusting and filthy because Jesus Christ was a humble prophet but that doesn't mean he dnt have anus and penix,he was the only said God in history of humans to be visiting toilet while holding the name of God,my brother even a pig can not worship somebody who have anus let alone people like u,u have professors,doctors and bragged abt education but ur god uses toilet to shitt and urinate. Islamic God is ever pure and mighty ,he don't have a child like u claimed to be children of God,if what u claimed is true then this kind of God must be the only God that had ugly creatures as his children,that must be the unlucky God because of attrosities u are commiting in the name of salvation that Jesus died for ur sin,u are mostly super insane because ur dancing and yelling of disturbance can not be bought by even obasanjo and ƴar adua let alone God almighty,if God want singing and dancing as a worship he would have chooses birds for that instead of madness saying rororomi dodo bowwwwe indiiii to Dede mi, this is one kind of madness i once heard pastor doing in Maiduguri,I wondered how could this rubbish be followed by the people that bragged of being above the Europeans in education. Keep shut and follow ur shiit because without u there would be hell and that can be a problem to us because even a simple sinner can be casted in to hell if u are not there,but as u are doing blunders we are happy hell will get what she need. So u guys means u are purchasing a ticket to paradise with this hornking u are doing ? I swear to God even a donkey can not acknowledge ur services worth a dime. Just do ur fornication as Jesus already salvaged all the sin u do.
Seriously! What are you saying?
Like you expect me to be bothered by those jargons up there?
Damn!
Am yet to see the worst ones.

CelebritiesRe: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Cubana Chief Priest Replies Burna Boy by LtChisom: 10:18am On May 23, 2020
Lica2baby:
Add me to the group or give me a link
Thank God our yahoo yahoo industry has added a female wing.
Halleluyah somebody.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Cubana Chief Priest Replies Burna Boy by LtChisom: 10:10am On May 23, 2020
SamuelAnyawu:
Egede men just need publicity. Them go later settle for their T

HLs self undecided
Send me an email if you are Samuel Anyanwu, ssc44 course.
TV/MoviesRe: NTA Presenter Wearing Canvas And Traditional Attire by LtChisom: 9:34am On May 21, 2020
She is a frontliner, therefore, extra security is not bad at all.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Lay Curses On Buratai After Being Ambushed By Boko Haram (Video) by LtChisom: 9:18am On May 21, 2020
Wow
RomanceThis Lockdown Is Helping The Ladies. by LtChisom(op): 8:59am On May 21, 2020
Love is toting the balance on the ladies.
Some guys can only offer their ladies love, reassurance and words of the mouth.
Whereas some guys can still offer then those and more.
If you are a lady this is the only time you can clearly know if your relationship is protecting your interest in the union.
My opinion though, I may be wrong.
CrimeRe: Temple Of Sabbath Female Pastor Burnt In Anambra by LtChisom: 9:49am On May 18, 2020
tufia! I can't comment on this.

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