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Gudday Nairalanders............Sorry to bother u, i know i'm not related to you in anyway but i know someone here has a good heart

my name is Raphael from bayelsa, i am currently facing financial difficulties in terms of my school fees....am a young man from a very poor family, my parents could not afford to sent me to the university but i was determine to go the university because i feel will have better future if i go to school...

To cut the long story short i have used all the money i have saved to take myself to this length but now i am on the verge of dropping out because i could not avoid to pay for this year fees.....please i beg u with heaven's name to help me in any little way u can...please i dont know who to meet or were to go..i will really appreciate it and God will never forget u for helping a needy fellow....Thank you

Pls Lala move to the the front page

lol

Braveryy:
Please I need answer, I don't want to waste this money on a chappy phone.

Thanks nairalanders

That amount is all i need to pay may school fees.....cause am on the verge of dropping out

blessedvisky:
Booked

Abeg sale this space for me na

Drchristian:
Perhaps drugs bust inside his stomach. ...don't rule that out.

U need Jesus

I'm still searching for the commotion she caused online

Raydos:
he's saying:- you see dat guy wey dey stand infront of the gate, just cut his pen!s,,, i wan see wetin he go use rape my girl now

Lwkm4h

Kenai:
Well, well, well.
A country is under recession but its president is more interested in 'fighting indiscipline' using a uniformed semi-literate brigade.
I guess the only people actually dumber than this expired fecal matter, Buhari, are the dunces who voted him in the first place.

In all this, I'm really impressed with my people, the Igbo.
They REALLY saw through this ancient dunderhead.
On TWO occasions, he contested for the presidency using an Igbo as his vice, but they really SAW through his charade and rejected him TOTALLY!

We remember the manipulative criminals who staged the OccupyNigeria scam protests over Subsidy Removal, even attacking the South East for not partaking in that iddiocy parade. Today, same people justify the removal by Buhari.

We remember the people who never failed to constantly update us on foreign exchange rates and Jonathan's 'failure' because the naira was 216 to a Dollar. Today, the naira is 400 to a Dollar under Buhari, and they are dead silent.

We remember the people who spat fire and brimstone over Stella Oduah's Masters Degree. Today, the same people defend Buhari's lack of an O-Level Certificate.

We remember the people who allowed themselves to be used by political charlatans all in the name of BringBackOurGirls, even attacking the South East for not joining in. Today the founder of the BBOG trend has now been compensated with a juicy position at NPA, the Chibok School Principal has been penciled down for a commissioner post, the girls have still not been found... And they're now cool with it.

People were warned about this man's lack of education, lack of an economic plan, and hatred of democracy; but they cheered him on and even insulted the Igbo for their "miscalculation" of totally rejecting the caveman.

Ultimately, history will judge us all tomorrow for the roles we played today... And dare I say, history will be very kind to the Igbo.

Bless u..

mymadam:

"Father, we went, we saw & we conquered. Thank you father"

Lol....u ar a clown

emtol:
Op, u must be over 30 yrs, trust me. The Jangilova and Sandalili... Hmmm... U made me remember old days

Lol...

Lifestone:
I hope he is not shouting United State of Nigeria LOl

Lol

mrhansome12:
serving who?

Servicing Honeypot

I can’t wait to ruin your childhood memories!!

Everyone waxes nostalgic when they remember their childhoods. If you had a bad childhood, don’t worry I’m about to ruin the ones of those that had good ones.

Growing up in Naija, we had some songs we’ve been singing since we were toddlers. We learnt these songs and joined the multitude that has been singing it wrong for ages.

Here are some songs that many Nigerians have been singing wrong since they were kids:


1. Sandalili Sandalili

Every primary school child from the 90’s knows this song. We sang it and we were proud. But did you know we’ve been singing it all wrong since time immemorial?

"The correct thing is Standard living, standard living"
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2. The most excellency is Jesus

This is another song many Christians sing. I bet you will hear this when you go to church on Sunday. The correct wording is:

"The most excellent king is Jesus"
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3. Jangilova epo motor

This was another favourite of us when it comes to playing games. I wonder where we got Jangilova when it is:

"Jingle over like a motor"
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4. Osingo Osingo, Praise the Lord

This song is actually “O sing my soul, praise the Lord”. But as Nigerians, we have invented our own version lol.

Delicious22:
CALL TO GLORY

With deep sense of loss and a total submission to the will of God, we the Vasline crew regret to announce the untimely death of our illustrious brother, boyfriend and member Mr. Christopher Harrold, which sad event occurred two days ago after trying to use his normal satisfaction cream.

Burial Arrangements

Friday 5th August, corpse leave the England mortuary to his home town No, 15, vaseline street for a lying in state and interment follows immediately.


Sleep on Christopher till will meet to part no more.

Fondly remembered by his stingy girlfriend his crew.

Lol....Konji is not a respecter of person

kimacent:
The no.1 position of worst(worstest) performing Governor shld go to Gov.Seriake Dickson of Bayelsa state. Call me I hv prove on ground to take u round d state.

Seconded dat son of dick

Op y Bayelsa state governor Henry d son of dick....name no dy d list....to say he is d worst governor is an understatement....upon d heavy allocation that enters the state the fool has failed 2 do any meaningful project, resident of yenagoa has not had pipe borne water for the past 3years, no electricity, no good road, salaries of local govt workers hav not been paid 4 11months, pensioners 13months, civil servant nkor 7months and he recieve up to 19billion as allocation wereas the workforce of the state is jst 4.5b including pensioners.....Abeg make i no talk again

buharisbae:
I'm very disappointed
seriously his name isn't familiar

i'm more than dissapointed

The heart of man is so wicked





Oya name checkers our food don done

DumDum13656:
No names?... I'm off to Google, I must see their names...

Lol

midolian:
Heartbreaking moment for NCAN members

Lol....na me e pain pass

dayjee:
This 1 is STRONG (Eleyi gidigan)...I say this 1 is STRONG ( Monipe eleyi gidigan) bring da holy cane ( Emu pankere mimo wa)...

E no beta 4 her village people wen do her dis tin

dayjee:
This 1 is STRONG (Eleyi gidigan)...I say this 1 is STRONG ( Monipe eleyi gidigan) bring da holy cane ( Emu pankere mimo wa)...

E no beta 4 her village people wen do her dis den

Expression01:
Recieve sense in Jesus name

Even if na small sef,...cox this one don pass be careful

“small you possess these types of breasts”, she said.



Lol....bt why d gal go cari big breast na

“small you possess these types of breasts”, she said.



Lol....bt why gal go cari big breast na