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 Fashion › Re: Nigerian Mami Water Speaks Glowingly About Her Goddess by LuciferAkbar: 10:11am On May 11, 2019 |
With those supple boobs on Ezenwanyi Mmiri Eze, I fully support this motion. Dating a witch is the best thing from my experience because they protect you from every harm & boost your finances / businesses. *spits  1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: My Outfit Worth Over N800K And I Get Them From Dubai - Nigerian Lady. Photos by LuciferAkbar: 8:57am On May 11, 2019 |
nairafamedotcom:And you want this on front page because? [img]https://media1./images/d591623c9a16e971268f60e375aa82de/tenor.gif?itemid=13138796[/img] 15 Likes 2 Shares |
| Health › Re: Meet Melissa Rene, Who Doesn't Eat All Day by LuciferAkbar: 8:51am On May 11, 2019 |
| Health › Re: Meet Melissa Rene, Who Doesn't Eat All Day by LuciferAkbar: 8:50am On May 11, 2019 |
I'm not surprised because I know feminism is a mental disorder. *spits 1 Like
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| Crime › Re: Passengers Seen Exchanging Blows At The Top Of A Moving Train In Lagos by LuciferAkbar: 8:32am On May 11, 2019 |
So these hardworking youths decide to help masses save money on subscription by bringing Wrestlemania XXXIV live to the streets and people are still complaining? *spits 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 'Nigeria Shakira' Blasted For Promoting 'Half Caste Cream' By Dancing In Panties by LuciferAkbar: 5:06pm On May 10, 2019 |
Sex, sex, sex. That's all feminists know. Without sex, they are dead. Everything they do must be related to sex. *spits 63 Likes 6 Shares
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| Celebrities › Re: EFCC Finally Parades Naira Marley, Zlatan Ibile , Others Over Internet Fraud. by LuciferAkbar: 5:02pm On May 10, 2019 |
ZWorld:This fake ass riffraff lives in a rented 3-bedroom apartment with many other tenants.  But he'll tell his gullible followers he is a billionaire and they will swallow it whole. *spits 1 Like
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| Celebrities › Re: EFCC Finally Parades Naira Marley, Zlatan Ibile, Ramanjago, Others Over Fraud by LuciferAkbar: 5:01pm On May 10, 2019 |
GistMeMore:This fake ass riffraff lives in a rented 3-bedroom apartment with many other tenants. But he'll tell his gullible followers he is a billionaire and they will swallow it whole. *spits
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| Celebrities › Re: EFCC Parades Naira Marley, Zlatan Ibile, Ramanjago Over Yahoo Fraud by LuciferAkbar: 4:35pm On May 10, 2019*. Modified: 4:51pm On May 10, 2019 |
afuye:This fake ass riffraff lives in a rented 3-bedroom apartment with many other tenants. But he'll tell his gullible followers he is a billionaire and they will swallow it whole. *spits 249 Likes 15 Shares
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| Romance › Re: As A Modern Man Would You Accept If Your Current Girlfriend by LuciferAkbar: 4:33pm On May 10, 2019 |
Stupid thread by a desperate feminist seeking psychological support online because she is about to force herself on a guy who has zero interest in her. This is how people commit suicide. *spits 29 Likes
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| Health › Re: Help! How Do I Get Rid Of Hemoroid by LuciferAkbar: 4:25pm On May 10, 2019 |
OP, WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GRAPHIC AND VERY IRRITATING PICS? This is rubbish!! You can't just shock people in this manner. OMG my innocence is ruined. What did I just see now? [img]https://media1./images/eb0b5420660f8d538158923a90ddaa70/tenor.gif?itemid=7896880[/img] |
| Health › Re: Help! How Do I Get Rid Of Hemoroid by LuciferAkbar: 4:19pm On May 10, 2019 |
Xray65:See small sh!t still dey there! Small small yellow sh!t! JESUS! OBARA JESUS!!! [img]https://media1./images/71f6cc274fd73f9c92131240d14c747b/tenor.gif?itemid=8508999[/img] 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Modern Slavery Still Prevalent In Nigeria – Osinbajo by LuciferAkbar: 4:15pm On May 10, 2019 |
He's in the best position to know seeing as he is the alpha slave of Nigeria. I heard Buhari flogged him severely upon his return for not turning his office lock thrice while he was away. Said he turned it only twice. *spits 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Woman Sworn In As First Black Female Mayor In UK by LuciferAkbar: 4:15pm On May 10, 2019 |
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| Politics › Re: Nigerian Woman Sworn In As First Black Female Mayor In UK by LuciferAkbar: 4:09pm On May 10, 2019 |
aribisala0:First Black Female Mayor of Enfield READ! Anyway, what's the point, she'll still be caught smuggling drugs or trafficking babies just like the one they disgraced last week. Cursed people! *spits 1 Like
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| Crime › Re: Taxify Driver Called A Lady "Fool, You Are Mad, God Go Punish You" In Lagos by LuciferAkbar: 3:57pm On May 10, 2019*. Modified: 2:26am On May 11, 2019 |
She must have mistakenly spread her legs wide while he was driving and forced him to inhale the strong waft of rotten fish which hit him hard in the brain with the force of a 20 megaton nuclear warhead. The unexpected impact caused him to go momentarily brain-dead and he almost lost control of the steering wheel. That's why he reacted violently after coming back to his senses. Blame the feminist & not him. He should check himself into a mechanic workshop to have his brain box fixed ASAP as I do not believe doctors are capable of treating dementia caused by Rotten Fish Odour Syndrome (DEROFOS). Take heart bro. *spits 4 Likes
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| Crime › Re: Man Remanded For Beating Wife To Death Over Sex by LuciferAkbar: 2:45pm On May 10, 2019 |
supremenews:[img]https://media1./images/12ab723927bfb71ebd2b9a98f0694757/tenor.gif?itemid=11806135[/img] 20 Likes |
| Health › Re: Singapore Reports Rare Monkey Pox Virus By Nigerian by LuciferAkbar: 2:23pm On May 10, 2019 |
Nigerians & hunger! What have we not seen them eat here on Nairaland? Snakes, chimpanzee, dolphin, seal, porcupine, manatee, hyena, ostrich, stingray, bush baby, shark, scorpion, rat, dog, racoon / civet cat. Just name it. One even prepared python eggs for his family to eat. The black man is truly cursed. *spits www.nairaland.com/attachments/7652979_capture3_jpeg4480c4b52c001b14a641722f3e658923 www.nairaland.com/attachments/6559722_cafuj1_jpg5c0b8da85e578bd634076184075eb00a www.nairaland.com/attachments/7215839_screenshot20180605142549_jpeg0d687432e6b2a0cb922bb3a43017ffb7 www.nairaland.com/attachments/8258210_screenshot20181203234411_jpeg36cc7164d21481a398a18cdec155dd7d www.nairaland.com/attachments/6511870_tigoh_jpegb2b30671964f79198efb36c673fc0983 www.nairaland.com/attachments/8635608_2133_jpeg1c1693fad68600fb3f7147ba3da78ef0 |
| Crime › Re: I Had To Sleep In The Bathroom To Avoid Being Raped- Human Trafficking by LuciferAkbar: 1:54pm On May 10, 2019 |
Then the man was not a real rapist because a true rapist will break down that bathroom door & force his way in. A true rapist will send you on an errand to his room, follow you closely behind, lock the door quietly & swiftly cover your mouth from behind as you bend over to pick up the item you were asked to retrieve. Once the sub is bent over, the rest is easy. Learners everywhere. *spits 2 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Buhari To Launch ‘clean Nigeria Campaign’ To Tackle Open Defecation by LuciferAkbar: 1:37pm On May 10, 2019 |
This table they want to shake Hmmmm 1 Like
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| Career › Re: Unbelievable, Man Uses Water Melon To Create Beautiful Art Works by LuciferAkbar: 1:25pm On May 10, 2019 |
No snakes? Lalasticlala can't move this to FP. Never. *spits 1 Like
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| Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike Celebrates His 32nd Birthday In Style by LuciferAkbar: 1:14pm On May 10, 2019 |
More like 45th birthday. But just negodu the cheap beer bottles on the tables. I was expecting expensive spirits. Is he not happy to be back to 32 years old? Not many people have that privilege. pocohantas would kill to return to 32. What an ingrate! *spits 26 Likes 2 Shares
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| Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Laments About The Rejection Of His Bill For Electric Cars In Nigeria by LuciferAkbar: 12:51pm On May 10, 2019*. Modified: 4:53pm On May 10, 2019 |
midolian:Electric cars would reduce demand for fossil fuels like petrol and diesel thereby driving the price down. If the dependency on fossil fuels drop, the price will drop too. It will also increase the need for more electricity and will force the government to either step up PHCN services or allow private firms come into the power industry. If private firms take over the power sector, the competition will lead to improved power supply & reduced electricity tariffs (just like how MTN & Glo knocked out the likes of Nitel, Econet etc). Improved electricity supply leads to business boom as we all know that SMEs have always cited inadequate electricity supply as a major problem hindering growth since it takes a huge chunk of their capital. Higher output by SMEs leads to an overall boost for the economy as SMEs account for about 48% of Nigeria's GDP. It also leads to the creation of more jobs, better income distribution, reduced air pollution, etc. I could go on & on... It is a win-win for everybody involved. What the hell are you on about? The world is moving away from fossil fuels but you zombies think we should move towards it. Must you zombies blindly support anything that you are asked to support without critically looking at it? *spits 131 Likes 20 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Four Corpses Found Inside Soakaway In Lagos by LuciferAkbar: 10:34am On May 10, 2019 |
| Chorus: Afonja o Mowa Bebe alugbinrin Afonja o mowa bebe alugbinrin (repeat till fade) [img]https://media1./images/7b32aecc13e871798920938cf2d29aad/tenor.gif?itemid=8670714[/img] 33 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: True Or False: Gallery Of Gold Diggers. by LuciferAkbar: 10:28am On May 10, 2019 |
*spits
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| Celebrities › Re: Just In: EFCC Arrests Nairamarley by LuciferAkbar: 9:18am On May 10, 2019 |
So according to this riffraff, there was no money in circulation before the advent of Yahoo around the early 2000s. And he has followers who wish to emulate him and be just like him? *spits 1 Like
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| Family › Re: How A Woman Caught Her Husband Cheating In My Estate. by LuciferAkbar: 11:41pm On May 09, 2019 |
Raalsalghul:What level of joblessness will make someone keep typing THE EXACT SAME THING EVERYDAY for 6 straight months?! No variety, no creativity, no surprises. Just copying & pasting the same content everyday. It's either you were born with a hole in your brain or your ancestors mated frequently with koalas. This is what happens when a foetus is born 3 months before the stipulated date. *spits
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| Politics › Re: Ugwuanyi’s Wife Donates Cervical Cancer Screening Machines by LuciferAkbar: 7:39pm On May 09, 2019 |
Good. Now they can accurately predict when Ebonyi women will die so that their husbands can find worthy replacements beforehand. I love this woman. *spits 1 Like |
