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Travel / Re: Onne Sea-port: 20 Things To Know About Nigeria's Best Run Sea Port by LuciferAkbar: 2:17pm On May 14, 2019 |
Queenboy123: These are Afonjas. 13 Likes 1 Share
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Travel / Re: Bus Collides With A Lorry In Enugu, All Passengers Dead (Graphic Photos) by LuciferAkbar: 2:02pm On May 14, 2019 |
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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Bans Children From Watching 'Lucifer' Movie, Supports Bamiloye by LuciferAkbar: 1:51pm On May 14, 2019 |
post=78383042:[img]https://media1./images/81cfe3358cda8c5cc0964262cf29a10f/tenor.gif?itemid=4886047[/img] Who stopped you from shooting your own "Jesus" Season 3? *spits 15 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Lota Chukwu Shares Bikini Pictures As She Visit Mont Choisy Beach by LuciferAkbar: 1:08pm On May 14, 2019 |
Well, without further ado... [img]https://media1./images/7a411e3b434d5d6e72037b9a2b53b0de/tenor.gif?itemid=5496532[/img] 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Bans Children From Watching 'Lucifer' Movie, Supports Bamiloye by LuciferAkbar: 12:58pm On May 14, 2019 |
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: WAFU Women's Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by LuciferAkbar: 12:33pm On May 14, 2019 |
I cannot find any woman in that picture above. All I can see there are ugly & muscular Gundabad-bred Orcs and a very dirty looking warg squatting in front of them. *spits 1 Like
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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Charged Over Internet Scam In Singapore by LuciferAkbar: 12:19pm On May 14, 2019 |
iykecicero: Head slamming morons have gone to sophisticate Singapore.
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Family / Re: King Of Swaziland Orders Men To Marry More Than 2 Wives Or Face Jail by LuciferAkbar: 7:33am On May 14, 2019 |
Where is the Swaziland embassy in Nigeria? How much & how long will it take to process my visa? Do I need a block account? Can we go by boat? I need urgent answers biko moderators should do their work! People need information. *spits 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Catholic Priest, Caught In The Act With A Prostitute Inside His Car - Pictures by LuciferAkbar: 7:11am On May 14, 2019 |
This man is a missionary & as long as he was not caught in doggy, cowgirl, spooning, pretzel, Irish garden, bridge, leapfrog or the standing tiger, crouching dragon position, then I see nothing wrong here. People should learn to mind their business & the man should have been allowed to complete his mission. Everywhere on this earth, the humble work of missionaries are being thwarted by wordly people. *spits 3 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: Hold Your Manhood And Curse If You've Slept With Me- Queen Peezy Tells Patapaa by LuciferAkbar: 9:41pm On May 13, 2019 |
Feminists will sleep with anything for money. This blackened, haughty looking Borneo chimpanzee performed to an audience of 6 recently (including his manager). Even mad men preaching on the streets of Lagos get more audience than this musically failed relative of makydebbie. I spit on every feminist reading this. *spits 2 Likes
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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Sent To Prison Months After Graduation by LuciferAkbar: 7:51pm On May 13, 2019 |
In the words of Bashorun Afonja in August, 1789, moments before Fulani Herdsmen clamped chains around his neck & legs, "If it looks Afonja, sounds Afonja & smells Afonja then it is definitely Afonja." *spits 1 Like
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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo Of How. Mad Man In Benin Get Cured by LuciferAkbar: 7:42pm On May 13, 2019 |
So if Alex Iwobi & Burna Boy cut their dreads then it means they are no longer mad? Just like that? Liars everywhere. *spits 2 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: More Nigerians Are Dragging Regina Daniels Over Her Oranges (see Photos) by LuciferAkbar: 7:32pm On May 13, 2019 |
OP, for the last time it is Regina Nwoko not Daniels. REGINA NWOKO!! I swear to God I won't repeat myself again. Hmmmm cc: lalasticlala, dominique, seun, preeq44 Take note. Just try me again & see. *spits 6 Likes
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Religion / Re: Nigerian Man States Best Day To Get A Wife In Church, Not Sunday by LuciferAkbar: 7:10pm On May 13, 2019 |
Anndrew:I love pocohantas with all my preeq & she knows it. I fondly call her preeqahontas when we are alone. |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Suprises Ill Child With Visit At Juventus Training Ground (Pho by LuciferAkbar: 6:27pm On May 13, 2019 |
This boy might be happy & smiling & sh!t but the fact remains that he is going to die soon. Ronaldo's visit won't change it. *spits
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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Eating Free Food At KFC For 2 Years – See How He Did It by LuciferAkbar: 6:10pm On May 13, 2019 |
It's only in South Africa that he can try this for two straight years. If he had tried this in Nigeria, he would have died after 8 months. If you ever want to test your gag reflex, sneak behind a Nigerian fast-food & witness how they prepare food. *spits 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Is Pretending To Be Gay To Sleep With People's Girls - Speed Darlington by LuciferAkbar: 6:02pm On May 13, 2019 |
Bobrisky is gay. He likes it up the ass. And no, he isn't fvcking Tontoh Dike, it's the other way round. Tonto Dike wears a strap-on, lubricates it & fvcks Bobrisky's ass. It's a win-win for both. Bobrisky gets off by having his asshole ripped violently while Tonto is a dominatrix. From her rants & violent nature, you can tell she gets off when she dominates in bed. That's their deal. *spits 9 Likes 1 Share
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Religion / Re: Nigerian Man States Best Day To Get A Wife In Church, Not Sunday by LuciferAkbar: 4:31pm On May 13, 2019 |
pocohantas where do you think you're going? *spits 5 Likes
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Romance / Re: Lady Caught Her Boyfriend With Another Chick, Seize Shoes She Bought For Him by LuciferAkbar: 7:42pm On May 12, 2019 |
Feminists will support this move but they blasted Timaya when he collected his Camry 2.2 from that ugly Niger Delta swamp deity on heavy makeup. They say a man should not demand for his property since it was a gift but the woman can. Fvck maturity. If you are unfortunate enough to date a feminist & you catch her cheating, collect everything you got her - car, phone, clothes, pant - even the fake lashes & hair you paid for. YANK IT OFF!! Those are the tools that attracted the rivals in the first place. Let her slay with her bald head & see how easy it is. Bastard! *spits 3 Likes
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Jokes Etc / Re: Most Used Meme On Niaraland by LuciferAkbar: 6:13pm On May 12, 2019 |
*spits 1 Like 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Breaking: Ambode's Information Commissioner, involved in Auto-crash - Daily Post by LuciferAkbar: 6:07pm On May 12, 2019 |
Thieffnubu's activities last night must be investigated. Wearing cowrie beads around your waist, smearing goat blood on your body and dancing around a flaming calabash muttering incantations is a highly questionable behaviour. *spits 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: First African Country To Build Stadium On Water :see Pics by LuciferAkbar: 6:03pm On May 12, 2019 |
Very useless stadium. Any African stadium where the fans cannot rush onto the pitch to either celebrate with players or beat up the referee after the final whistle is a waste. *spits 2 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Egor Efiok Shades Toke Makinwa Over Her Plastic Surgery Ass And Bleaching by LuciferAkbar: 5:56pm On May 12, 2019 |
Feminist evening newspapers are usually desperate because they know they have very few years left. This is Toke Makinwa's last straw. If this doesn't work, suicide might follow. She is already barren so if she can't attract enough clients to secure what will be a very lonely old age, she will end up like Cossy Orjiakor. Tick tock. *spits 22 Likes 3 Shares
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Crime / Re: Say something interesting and let's lough together by LuciferAkbar: 5:47pm On May 12, 2019 |
Since 2016 & you're just telling us? How are we sure you are not the fraudster in question? Seems you just got released & you're trying to find new people to dupe. Moderators should place this moniker on their watchlist. Thieves everywhere on this forum. *spits 7 Likes
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Politics / Re: Nig leaders and laws are too dumb: 10 Yr-old Nig child accepted in British Univ. by LuciferAkbar: 5:35pm On May 12, 2019 |
Just because ONE person is smart doesn't mean majority is. As a matter of fact, Nigeria has an average IQ of 84 which is below the 100 average score. Nigerians are stupid & Nairaland is a perfect example. Various forms of stupidity are on display on almost every Nairaland thread. On the streets, it's even worse. It's a shame that pigs, rats & octopuses are more intelligent than most Nigerians. *spits 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Please Explain This Mystery To Me. by LuciferAkbar: 5:25pm On May 12, 2019 |
OP is a Yahoo boy. All the Yahoo boys he taught "work" are "hammering" & buying Benzos but OP is still where he is - his mother's house. He doesn't understand why. He is confused. So confused, he had to open a thread. Village People are strong home & away, it doesn't matter. They always win. Thief! *spits 4 Likes
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