How can a thief caught stealing on video have the effontry to probe someone else?

How?

This can only happen under a government that promotes corruption.





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Will he wear that rubbish there?

Ab0kis can sabi fall hand o.

Europeans will look smart in suit which shows they are ready for the day's job but my Ab0ki brethren will wear 20 yards of lace, smelling of imported Mali gworo, cow dung, fermented yellow kunu & adolescent menstrual bleed.





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If you can believe this preeq & buhari story then it means you can believe I am not your Lord & personal Saviour.

Gullible people everywhere.





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BBC is a washed up fake news outlet that has since lost its relevance (along with CNN) on the global scene.

How can an evil organization built on the enslavement of the black race judge another for racism - something its founding fathers and the "royals" they desperately protect invented - whilst forgetting its own grimy, dark past.

BBC is a relic.

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NCAN formally extends an invitation to Mr. Danny Baker, a worthy knight for our noble cause, to take up a leadership position in our esteemed organization.

His vast experience and precise mastery of racism in its purest form will prove invaluable to NCAN's unflagging pursuit of national and ultimately, global acceptance.

Long live NCAN!
Long live tribalism!!
Long live racism!!!

chrysora:
Udoka Ukachukwu
Eniobong Isonguyo

NCAN was about stamping our tribal authority on this thread & couldn't help but notice this satanic saintly act by these two evil indigenes of Eden.

Justice G. Imadegbelo heard the deceased was killed by a sharp object in his car by the said pastor and set ablaze in the car in agreement with his wife who was then pregnant for the pastor.

During trial, the court was informed how some millions of naira and landed properties belonging to the deceased were transferred to the said pastor.

Witnesses testified the murder was carried out by the convicts to cover up the pregnancy accusation by the deceased who insisted on knowing how his wife became pregnant while he was away.

Sometimes, I wonder if I'm the right man for this Lucifer job sef.
Seems there are better qualified candidates out there.

I might resign soon and just learn another trade.



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romanusgab:
I started this Long Distance Relationship with this guy, and I'm trying so hard for it to survive. I am always honest with him, I try to be his supporter, his best friend. And last night I was telling him about a friend who was struggling financially and was doing doing a job that was not "appropriate" to gain some money. But I was not judging anyone, honestly I was just concerned about my friend, I want him to have a great future. I didn't even mention his name to my bf to keep it confidential. My bf asked how do I know and I said that another closed friend told me cause she was worried too. And he said "You are such gossipers". I told him that I am not, I'm not doing any harm or spreading rumours about my friend. I asked him why he thinks liked that about me. And he just replied "Then don't gossip", said goodnight and went back to sleep. Leaving me confused, hurt and angry. I texted him telling that he is so quick to judge me. Cause it's not the first time that a similar situation happens. I don't know what to do, I feel uncomfortable talking to someone who thinks like that about me? Also It bothers me that he doesn't think too much before speaking but he just shoots the word and pretends he said nothing, he doesn't consider how those words are gonna make me feel. Honestly I felt like my values were attacked. What do you guys advice?

From the way you type sef, I can tell he was right.
You are a gossip & very talkative.


To even cool down space your write-up na war.



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I lost my virginity less than 24 hours after I was born.

It wasn't deliberate & I barely knew what I was doing.
She was a nurse & she was one of the sexiest women I've ever seen.
Her boobs were firm and they jiggled invitingly as she moved about the hospital ward that fateful night.

Before I knew it, she approached me & I felt this burning albeit sweet sensation between my thighs.

She suddenly grabbed my preeq, massaged it lightly, making a hissing sound as I watched her lips pout seductively.
I couldn't take it anymore.
I threw my head back & shot out hot yellowish fluid from my preeq.

To make things more awkward, the whole ward erupted excitedly - even my own mother - and I was kissed and pecked repeatedly.


Till date I still don't understand what happened.



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Richm37:
See below it

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Back to the topic, as far as I'm concerned, Emefiele is a Fulani/Cameroonian name.
That's why Buhari appointed him.

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alBHAGDADI show face abeg

IamPlato:
you Have Frustrated Seun enough... I Think They Should Just Leave You because No Matter How Many Times They Kill You, you Still Come Back More Brutal Than The Last

They keep doing the same thing expecting a different result.
Stupidity.


Demand for their position ASAP because your IQ is obviously higher than theirs.

Haywhy433:
Done. May the almighty ease your affairs brother.

First time anyone ever replied positively to me on NL.

Plolly:

What's it

Can I masturbate with your dp?
I promise to cut the head off & concentrate on just the boobs.

Plolly:
2. Have u seen the alert

I need an urgent favour from you please.

romanusgab:
I'm 5ft 3inch and 62kgs so I'm not overweight, I have curves but they generally seem to be in alright places.

Bros, what this means is that your boyfriend might be bi-sexual.

Yes, he loves fvcking your ass but seems he's also interested in women.
A way to solve this might be to talk to him about bringing home a girl he wants so you guys can have a threeesome.

That way, he can fulfill his sexual fantasies and possibly return to his old self.

I don't think he's going to leave you for a girl.
Maybe he thinks he should experience what pussy feels like for a change.




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Lanretoye:
[s]go to abattoir and ask the price of cow brain,I wanto buy for you.you obviously need a swap[/s].

Why waste money buying a new one when you can just give him the cow brain you are currently using?
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The one question every feminist dreads.
They go ballistic when you ask them.


Watch:
pocohantas, why are you not married despite being on Nairaland for over 7 years now?

GalaxyTrends:
[s]Text Message He sent

GalaxyTrends:
PS: This got sent to a relationship Community on Instagram Called Relationship and Life (DEARRAL)

Source: [url=https://www.instagram.com/DearRal[/s]][s]CLICK HERE TO READ MORE TRUE LIFE STORIES, HOOKUP/MATCH MAKING, COUNSELLING/RELATIONSHIP AND LIFE ADVICE, INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS GROWTH SERVICE, MONDAY CASH/AIRTIME GIVEAWAYS AND MUCH MORE[/s][/url]

GalaxyTrends:
Is this not Pure Wickedness?

GalaxyTrends:

GalaxyTrends:
[s]Lagos is obviously the worst place to get a Boyfriend[/s]

GalaxyTrends:
[s]Almost Every one in Lagos is an Agbero, Why?[/s]

GalaxyTrends:
[s]This would have been a Case of Rape, or Worse Murder[/s]

GalaxyTrends:

You commented on your own thread EIGHT times.

ARE YOU MAD?

PECON1:
this one only mission is to be creating monikers using Lucifer. nwaamaikpe was not really like this

Keep banning me till 2099.
Na una go tire las las.

LifestyleTonite:
whose moral compass she held in high-esteem.

So compass cannot spoil again?


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osita76:
1) Ebunoluwa Adebayo (60).
2) Ayisat Amodu (59).

Chorus:
Afonja o Mowa Bebe alugbinrin
Afonja o mowa bebe alugbinrin
(repeat till fade)

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In other words, the Nigeria Police acknowledges that it hands out assault rifles to mentally unstable people.

One of the few government agencies in this sh!thole that upholds honesty.



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They are against western education but they want their evil certificates to accepted in a western educational institution.



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Editing a "no make-up" picture also counts as make-up.



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Aiding and abetting the commission of a federal crime.
In this case, aggravated assault with the intent to cause serious bodily harm.


Wizkid is finished!


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Aiding and abetting the commission of a federal crime.
In this case, aggravated assault with the intent to cause serious bodily harm.


Wizkid is finished!


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19 year old??



So you're telling me I can stroll out of my gate one lovely saturday morning, scratch my preeq & yawn, see this guy hanging around my street and give him 1000 naira to help me buy recharge card from Mama Rashida's shop?

And fear no go grip me?

Failed career.
The only noteworthy thing he did was wear logo Benz on his scrawny Afonja craw-craw ass like a bitch nigga.


I hope his asshole healed up nicely.



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Haywhy433:
Good morning Nairalanders, please my tecno j8 has been so frustrating lately that I did factory reset recently. Since last week anytime I switched it off and try to on it will show the below factory menu and I'll click reboot and the phone will reboot. Surprisingly, I try to turn on my phone around 6am and up till this moment my phone keeps returning to this factory menu. I'm really scared of factory reset as I don't want to lose my data, any way out greats?

Scroll down with your volume button to "wipe cache partition".
Select it.


Them go back up and reboot system now.

What did you see?

Go down!
GO DOWN!!
GO DOWN IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS!!!
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