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Properties / Re: This Estate Will Not Stay Long In The Market Because Of It Location At Sangotedo by LuciferImam: 4:06pm On May 31, 2019
It won't stay long because it will be flooded and washed into the Atlantic in no time.




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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana to construct 340km rail line,same cost as 156km Lagos-Ibadan rail by LuciferImam: 4:03pm On May 31, 2019
Amaechi will say his own rail has fraud detection capabilities that's why its more expensive.




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Romance / Re: Is It Proper For A Man To Pay After Eating In His Wife's Restaurant?? by LuciferImam: 3:52pm On May 31, 2019
breakerofchains:
Yes very proper.

Don't be an enemy of progress.
It's a f*cling business
If I stone you dis fufu, wetin go happen to you?

Celebrities / Re: Leye Kuti: Seun Egbegbe Abandoned By Colleagues In Prison by LuciferImam: 3:48pm On May 31, 2019
Seun Egbegbe is a thief who was caught red-handed on camera.
If he wants freedom, he should promise Buhari 5 million votes in the next elections.





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Celebrities / Re: Actress Sarah Michael Calls Out Etinosa , Says She Has A Disgusting Body by LuciferImam: 3:44pm On May 31, 2019
Her surname is Michael?
Wait, asin her father's surname / name is Michael? shocked shocked

She's what?
35-40 years old.
That's 1974-79.
Meaning her father should be at least 25 years older (1954).

So she's telling me that as far back as 1954, a Nigerian commoner (regardless of tribe), had Michael for a surname.




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Crime / Re: Soldier Seen Punishing A Driver Under The Rain In Lagos by LuciferImam: 3:37pm On May 31, 2019
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Ehen! I SAID IT!

I for say because I never see sarrki since morning!




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Phones / Re: Tecno Light Up Your Dream3 One Million Naira Finalists Audition (live Pictures) by LuciferImam: 3:27pm On May 31, 2019
I can see more females than males amongst the finalists.

Our resident Ashawoland feminists like pocohantas will not complain now but when the four winners are announced and the 3 guys are included (because they have more to offer), she will spring our her preeq-shaped neck from nowhere and start ranting "women are being marginalized, feminism, gender equality," etc.




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Sports / Re: Kofi Kingston Presents To President Akufo-addo WWE World Title by LuciferImam: 2:04pm On May 31, 2019
When will he pay Buhari a visit...


























... and perform the Boom Drop finishing move on his Almajiri fulani skull once & for all!
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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Signs New Artist, Crayon Into Mavin Records (Biography) by LuciferImam: 1:58pm On May 31, 2019
In other news...
Airforce1's brain is overheating as a result of responsibilities / liabilities incurred from the accidental discharge of his malfunctional preeq.



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Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea: Kim Jong Un Executes Five Officials For Failed Trump Summit by LuciferImam: 1:52pm On May 31, 2019
Amumaigwe:
Recording their government transactions like execution of convicts is a capital offence. Who will dare?

So who recorded / reported the one that you are reading now?
You see where una brain dey hang?



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Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea: Kim Jong Un Executes Five Officials For Failed Trump Summit by LuciferImam: 1:51pm On May 31, 2019
lexy2014:
[s]Its true. As a tourist in NK, u move around with a guide& they censor were u go, who u talk to & were u can take pictures. Yes Rodman has a r/ship with d Kims and will definitely have loads of pix. But if u dig dip, u will find out that they pix they allowed him 2 take, most especially those that depict NK as a good place. After all, d guy is somewhat an ambassador of NK 2d US[/s]

Provide evidence and stop regurgitating the same rubbish CNN fed you.

Just provide evidence.
A video.
Pictures.

Is that too hard to ask?


Don't we have visual evidence of Boko Haram's presence in the North despite how elusive they have been?


PROVIDE EVIDENCE TO THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES OR SHUT UP!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea: Kim Jong Un Executes Five Officials For Failed Trump Summit by LuciferImam: 1:35pm On May 31, 2019
udemzyudex:
[s]Even as a tourist you can't take pic any how in North Korea,Google about it and see.[/s]
Western media brainwashed zombie spotted.


The "tourist" arrested was a US spy disguising as a student & he was caught stealing government property not taking pictures.

Dennis Rodman has lots of NK pictures, why is he not in jail or dead?
Drop the link (with pictures / video) where someone was arrested for taking pictures in North Korea.

I'll wait...




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Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Scammed Me On Data SME by LuciferImam: 1:32pm On May 31, 2019
A forum with criminal moderators shouldn't expect its members to be saints.




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Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea: Kim Jong Un Executes Five Officials For Failed Trump Summit by LuciferImam: 1:27pm On May 31, 2019
Any evidence of these executions or is this another drivel from the western media to make him look bad?
Are you saying there is not ONE SINGLE phone in North Korea that can take pictures or record videos?

I don't know what disgusts me more, the fact that the US was shameless enough to cook up something this ridiculous or the fact that a very stupid Nairaland moderator moved this to front page.




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Properties / Re: Cheapest Place To Rent A 2 Bedroom Flat In Lagos | Co-tenant by LuciferImam: 1:21pm On May 31, 2019
The advantage of living in these dirt cheap shanties is that your female neighbours are almost always ready to fvck for peanuts. Sometimes free especially if you are used to giving her stuff before or she is a preeq-starved feminist.

ABANDON YOUR FAMILY AND MOVE INTO A MINI FLAT AROUND IKOTUN NOW!




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Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by LuciferImam: 10:55am On May 30, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
[s]

Same thing with big bang and evolution. They are mere fictions, theories and hypothesis. Nobody saw it with when some stars exploded and formed the universe. Just some scientific fallacy, conspiracy theories made popular by renowned scientists and made to look real by scientific models.
I already said a lot in my first reply to you: Whether you're a theist or atheist, there are always questions to both sides and perhaps evolution and big band brings up more confusion and questions than religion.
I also question some things in religions, that's why i'm a realistic question. I don't pretend as if i know everything.[/s]

We'll try this again:

Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?
Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by LuciferImam: 10:38am On May 30, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
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How do you expect a person living in 2019 to know if some people who lived in prehistoric times we never ever saw before have belly buttons or not? That's why i said in my post that anyone who claimed to know a direct answer to your question is as false as you.
You just an unrealistic person asking unrealistic question but you will get unrealistic answer from unrealistic religious people which will bring up unending unrealistic argument.
I already gave you the answer but you can keep looking for someone who lived during Adam and Even Era on NL who examined Adam and Eve's belly then who will give you your YES or NO answer.[/s]

In summary, there is no proof.
It is all fiction?
Crime / Re: Enugu Pastor Arrested For Impregnating 20 Church Members(photos) by LuciferImam: 10:32am On May 30, 2019
Tundemanias:
Ngwu said the Holy spirit had given him the mandate to impregnate women in his ministry irrespective of their marital status.

God has blessed those women with the fruit of the womb through his most holy prophet, Timothy Ngwu but hateful children of this world are trying to discredit his works.

If Nigeria wasn't a third world shithole, Pastor Timothy Ngwu would have been released and empowered by the government nationwide to help women who are in dire need of the fruit of the womb.

This country is useless.




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Celebrities / Re: Peruzzi Breaks Down After Losing Cousin, A Day After He Called Him A ‘legend’ by LuciferImam: 10:30am On May 30, 2019
He died because he lied.

Peruzzi is no legend. Peruzzi is not even a full artiste yet. He is still upcoming & I know he will never make it.

So I smote that idiot for spreading fasehood.
Legend kor, Gulder ni.




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Celebrities / Re: Okoro Blessing is an idiot- Etinosa Slams blogger over threat of suicide by LuciferImam: 10:26am On May 30, 2019
We just need one more idiot to complete the cast for Three Idiots.



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Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by LuciferImam: 10:25am On May 30, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
[s]I already answered your question lazy illiterate atheist. I took time to read your post, read mine too.[/s]

It was a simple Yes or No question.

Let's try it again, Did Adam & Eve Have Belly buttons?
Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by LuciferImam: 10:23am On May 30, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
God created Adam and Eve and gave them belly button. It is through their belly button that all other generations were birthed.

Belly buttons are connected by the umbilical cord to the placenta before being cut off. They do not just appear.
If Adam & Eve have belly buttons, whose placenta was it cut off from?
Religion / Re: CHRISTIANITY EXPOSED: If Adam & Eve Were Created, Explain This by LuciferImam: 10:20am On May 30, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
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Well educated scientist atheists are always stuck between confusion and knowledge, how much more a half-backed atheist like you, perhaps you don't even have any much scientific knowledge, only here to run mouth like tap.

First, let me clarify you: Before you confuse yourself, try to learn what Evolution, variation, natural selection, macroevolution and microevolution are.
No tangible religion goes against variation or little changes in species. It happens all the time, children may differ from parent in some characteristics; things differ from others when exposed to a different environment, weather and so on.
The only thing religion is against is explaining the whole existence and this vast universe from the parochial view of just evolution and big bang. That's too lame for anyone to claim.
Now to your question, just cut the crap. Nobody can give you a realistic answer of how Adam and Eve look like, any answer you get is as false as your question. But assuming Adam and Eve have no navel, it's possible their offspring have or maybe perhaps pregnancy was quite different then. Lots of things have changed since then till this time and things still continue to change.
There are and always will be lots of questions to ask as an atheist or as a theist, no side is safe from questions. Perhaps the view of evolution and big bang even probe more questions you can never answer than religion.
Only an half-backed atheist comes to a public forum like this with proud mind, thinking in your ignorance that evolution has solved the riddle of existence. Evolution is as vague as any other thing and learned atheist are never cleared about the real source of existence.
The only things learned atheists have done is to try to debunk religious books but neither have they also come up with any perfect unambiguous solution to existence.[/s]

Answer the question and stop blabbing.


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Romance / Re: Man Slapped 52 Times In Public By Angry Girlfriend For Not Buying Her New Phone by LuciferImam: 10:12am On May 30, 2019
Feminism, entitlement mentality, leeching, liability, aggression... need I say more?

Don't be surprised when that feminist starts crying and claims to be the victim.




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Sports / Re: Giroud Wins 2018/19 Europa League Top Scorer by LuciferImam: 10:01am On May 30, 2019
After placing that cup on his preeq, another player will still collect the cup & kiss it again.

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Politics / Re: More Pictures From Governor Ugwuanyi's Inauguration by LuciferImam: 9:56am On May 30, 2019
And so?
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BTW, which kain ekuke shoe dat judge wear sef?


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Crime / Re: Dad Kills His 5-year Old Daughter, Then Burns Her Body In The Oven (photos) by LuciferImam: 9:50am On May 30, 2019
titiloyeblog:
[b]@titiloyeblog.com[/b]Pavel Makarchuk, 50,
Na dem
His Nairaland moniker is




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