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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Can Win Fourth AFCON Title At Egypt 2019. by LuciferMessiah: 3:23pm On Jun 06, 2019
By reading below it? grin

Travel / Re: 12 Ways To Avoid Causing Accidents On The Third-mainland Bridge by LuciferMessiah: 3:19pm On Jun 06, 2019
13. Stop listening to gospel music while driving

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Romance / Re: Soft Ass Or Firm Ass by LuciferMessiah: 3:07pm On Jun 06, 2019

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Family / Re: What Does 'submission' In Marriage Mean Exactly? by LuciferMessiah: 2:56pm On Jun 06, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


Do not troll on thread! Do you have a better advice that correlates with post to give?

I do.
Family / Re: What Does 'submission' In Marriage Mean Exactly? by LuciferMessiah: 2:55pm On Jun 06, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
YOU ARE SICK! Stay off her private life!
If it was private, how did I take screenshots of it?

[img]https://media1./images/d591623c9a16e971268f60e375aa82de/tenor.gif?itemid=13138796[/img]

By the way, stop yelling before your boobs fall off completely.
I still need them.


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Crime / Re: Boko Haram terrorists with villagers praying at 2019 Eid al-Fitr by LuciferMessiah: 2:48pm On Jun 06, 2019
Proof that the North is behind these guys.
Proof that the North supports terrorism.
Proof that the region of the President of Nigeria finances terrorism.
Proof that Buhari is the Grand Patron of the Islamic Boko Haram terrorist sect.
Proof that killings and bloodshed have come to stay in Nigeria.
Proof that Nigeria is about to be Islamized.
Proof that sympathy towards these heathens is misplaced.
Proof that Northerners do not value human lives.

If these beasts can waste their own brothers and fellow muslims without batting an eyelid, who are you?

Southern Nigeria, GET READY!!!
It's coming.



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Family / Re: What Does 'submission' In Marriage Mean Exactly? by LuciferMessiah: 2:47pm On Jun 06, 2019

Family / Re: What Does 'submission' In Marriage Mean Exactly? by LuciferMessiah: 2:46pm On Jun 06, 2019

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Family / Re: What Does 'submission' In Marriage Mean Exactly? by LuciferMessiah: 2:45pm On Jun 06, 2019
pocohantas:
[s]Sadly, I can't guarantee anyone the highlighted because he has a penîs[/s].

But you do.
Every night as a matter of fact.

[img]https://media1./images/0ab4625ea1d934d0391de2beb524d6c0/tenor.gif?itemid=13889019[/img]

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Family / Re: What Does 'submission' In Marriage Mean Exactly? by LuciferMessiah: 2:39pm On Jun 06, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Do you have a tangible advice to give?
Yes
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Calls Out Her Fake Friends Who Slept With Her Man While Preaching by LuciferMessiah: 2:37pm On Jun 06, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Calls Out Her Fake Friends Who Slept With Her Man While Preaching by LuciferMessiah: 2:36pm On Jun 06, 2019
Tonto Dikeh
Princess Shingle
Linda Ikeji
Linda Ikeji
Omoni Oboli
Tiwa Savage
Toke Makinwa
Toolz
pocohantas grin grin
Chika Ike
Okoro Blessing
Mercy Aigbe
Bobrisky
Cee C
Nina
Uche Jombo
Kemi Olunloyo
Lauretta Onochie
Kiki Osinbajo
DJ Cuppy



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Politics / Re: Report: US Court Found Gbaja Guilty Of Withholding Client’s $25,000 In 2007 by LuciferMessiah: 2:22pm On Jun 06, 2019
Is he a Yahoo Boy?



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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Gives Classy Replies To Followers Who Accused Her Of Bleaching by LuciferMessiah: 2:18pm On Jun 06, 2019
And women wonder why men cheat.

Why won't men cheat when you ask a dark girl out at night, see her the next morning shining brighter than the sunlight.
Then you grab another girl and responsibly slip your preeq inside her thinking it's your girl and BOOM! shocked you're suddenly a cheat.

Whose fault?

Abeg comot for road make I pass jare.




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Family / Re: What Does 'submission' In Marriage Mean Exactly? by LuciferMessiah: 2:13pm On Jun 06, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Married men and women, I need answers.

Pocohantas/Antibrutus

pocohantas is not / can never be married.



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Celebrities / Re: Fans Are Not Impressed With Statue Of Beyonce Unveiled In Berlin by LuciferMessiah: 2:08pm On Jun 06, 2019
That's her without makeup.



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Romance / Re: You Were Raped As A Boy! It’s Not Consensual! by LuciferMessiah: 1:48pm On Jun 06, 2019
Mine was consensual.

She lured me into our store, removed her bra & "paiynt" & spread her legs...

My preeq stood up once.




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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Officially Changes The Lord’s Prayer by LuciferMessiah: 1:44pm On Jun 06, 2019
So the previous Lord's Prayer no longer works on me?

[img]https://media1./images/d591623c9a16e971268f60e375aa82de/tenor.gif?itemid=13138796[/img]
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Family / Re: I’m Tired Of My Husband - Wife Tells Court by LuciferMessiah: 1:32pm On Jun 06, 2019
ibkayee:
[s]Another smelling Nigerian man strikes again.
One thing to cheat, another to get the person pregnant thus ALSO exposing the wife to possible STDs. Delivered at the same time? That’s what some people call ‘Hood’ twins.
Ontop of that she is his punching bag, hope she gets the divorce she seeks.[/s]

Speaking of cheats... your sidekick, pocohantas... grin

Romance / Re: R by LuciferMessiah: 1:28pm On Jun 06, 2019
SageMK:
Pretty sure it was the devil's work.

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Travel / Re: Why American Visa Applicants Will Submit Social Media Handles by LuciferMessiah: 1:27pm On Jun 06, 2019

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Culture / Re: I Have This Question To Ask About Ifa. Yorubas/traditionalist Pls Come In by LuciferMessiah: 1:23pm On Jun 06, 2019
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Join Other World Leaders On 75th Anniversary Of D-day by LuciferMessiah: 1:17pm On Jun 06, 2019
Officialgarri:
If Nigeria was born and had the strength to participate and win the war, Nigeria would have been the World's power instead of America.

While intelligent men battled for world dominance, your ancestors were battling against each other, accumulating wives to masticate their preeqs.

[img]https://2.bp..com/-YyvwcnxwjOk/Wst5LZ2QmKI/AAAAAAAAJmE/45P9zdOxHkMhsINWbEipL1tT889xWUuDgCLcBGAs/s500/KingOgbidiOkojie.JPG[/img]
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TV/Movies / Re: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by LuciferMessiah: 1:10pm On Jun 06, 2019
The very first Nigerian olosho feminist. grin grin

By the way, so lalasticlala came out of a bag and went straight for a pussy.
He no find rat or frog chop.
He just march straight inside pussy? shocked


This man is finished.





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Sports / Re: Neymar RULED OUT Of Copa America With Ankle Injury After Limping Off. by LuciferMessiah: 10:49am On Jun 06, 2019
Nairaland mods are struggling with what to do with this thread.

This mad bet9ja man just posted credible news but attached his scam to it. grin grin
Ingenious.

Work don tire lalasticlala. grin grin
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Religion / Re: Truth In The Quran About The Bible, And Jesus That Muslims Avoid by LuciferMessiah: 10:40am On Jun 06, 2019
Yusuf001:
U should go over what u have written and reason quietly this time around u alone I'm a room ... There u will have ur answer.

Why is there no oath on your profile since you have commented here?




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Crime / Re: Elderly Woman In Italy Assaulted At Embassy For Wanting Return To Nigeria -video by LuciferMessiah: 10:38am On Jun 06, 2019
Thirty years of prostituting in Italy means 10kg of cocaine might be stored in her vagina, fermenting and ready to be exported to Nigeria.

She should be stripped naked and thoroughly searched with MRI scanners and bloodhounds.

We can't take any chances.




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Celebrities / Re: Actress Uchenna Nnanna & Husband Kisses As They Loved-up Photos At The Beach by LuciferMessiah: 10:31am On Jun 06, 2019

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