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Celebrities / Re: "Lies!!! Awon Ode, All The Sureties For Naira Marley Are Ready" - Kemi Olunloyo by LuciferMessiah: 10:14am On Jun 06, 2019
I would have listened to her since she has the experience but the Nairaland Mod that pushed that news to FP earlier today has more jailtime experience.

So I'm sticking with Nairaland's version - Naira Marley cannot find a surety & will remain in jail indefinitely.

COURT!!
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Cries Out After Being ManHandled At The Nigerian Embassy In Italy by LuciferMessiah: 10:08am On Jun 06, 2019
Was she expecting to be woman-handled?


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Business / Re: List Of 15 Billionaires Who Are From Africa And Their Net Worth by LuciferMessiah: 10:04am On Jun 06, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
[s]Sadly none of our so called industrial people make the list despite their online ranting.[/s]

But none of their children are illiterates and beg to eat from the floor despite having billionaires amongst them.

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Celebrities / Re: Tyler Perry Reacts To Racquel Bailey's Billboard Advert To Get His Attention by LuciferMessiah: 9:56am On Jun 06, 2019
KristaPretty:
[s]He should at least give her a try. It's not easy to come out bold![/s]

Typical double standards from feminists whenever a desperate feminist is exposed for selling herself cheaply to a man.

When a guy does it, he should be laughed at & mocked but when a woman does it, she should be encouraged and her request (however unreasonable it may be) must be granted to "make her feel better". smiley


She has been rejected and that's that!
RUBBISH!!!




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Celebrities / Re: Flavour Strips For The Ladies During Performance In US by LuciferMessiah: 9:36am On Jun 06, 2019
oluwafemme129:
He went on to perform his hit song ‘Ashawo’. Here is video below;

His hit song is titled "Ashawo", (a derogatory word for women) but his audience was filled with feminists energetically dancing and grooving to the lyrics without a care in the world.

The next morning, they will log onto their various social media accounts and start screaming "feminism" & "respect women" at the top of their voices.

Mentally unstable, attention-seeking creatures.





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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Wades In As Stella Dimoko-Korkus Calls Out Linda Ikeji For Theft! by LuciferMessiah: 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2018
Three mentally deranged feminists fighting each other publicly.


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One is a mad ex-convict, the other is a testosterone-pumped international olosho while the third has a baby without a father.


I officially spit on every feminist in Nigeria.
angry

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Religion / Re: Is God Doing Everything He Can To Save Us From Hell? by LuciferMessiah: 8:10pm On Nov 16, 2018

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Health / Re: Help! I Cannot See Words Clearly On My Laptop Screen by LuciferMessiah: 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2018
Ezi39:
While I can see pictures clearly, I cannot see words clearly. It started last week and has persisted till now. Please what can I do to get my optical acuity back?
Same is not applied to my cell phone, as I can see words clearly on the screen. Every other thing I can see clearly but only words on my laptop screen.



Reduce masturbation & your sight & balance will be restored.

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Romance / Re: Bride Wears Massive Cleveage-Baring Gown On Her Wedding Day by LuciferMessiah: 7:56pm On Nov 16, 2018
She's a fat, bleached, cellulite-riden, dwarfish & heavily-made up evening newspaper.


Just look at the muscles & varicose veins on her arm.
Her husband will die within 7 years of this unfortunate union that's for sure.


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Celebrities / Re: Stop Stealing My Stories — Stella Dimoko Korkus Blasts Linda Ikeji by LuciferMessiah: 7:50pm On Nov 16, 2018
Feminists steal alot so I'm not surprised.

How ironic that a woman who bashed men & preached celibacy has a baby without a father.

*spits thick, yellow catarrh in Baby J's cereal angry

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Celebrities / Re: After 35 Years, Woman Alleges She’s Not Parents’ Child - Photo by LuciferMessiah: 7:43pm On Nov 16, 2018
Baby J vs Linda Ikeji in 35 years time

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija’s Alex Dancing With The Kupe Boys In Nigeria (Photos) by LuciferMessiah: 7:00pm On Nov 16, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija’s Alex Dancing With The Kupe Boys In Nigeria (Photos) by LuciferMessiah: 6:59pm On Nov 16, 2018
Will they fvck her tonight or tomorrow?
Clothes on or Indecent?
Lube or dry?


We need to know the full details.

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Romance / Re: Let’s Do Throwback!! How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by LuciferMessiah: 6:51pm On Nov 16, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:

You are here again



The last woman that stalked me like this ended up pregnant with no idea how it happened - just a bruised asshole, a half-empty vial of valium-5 and a chloroform soaked handkerchief was all that was ever found.

Careful what you wish for.
Romance / Re: Keke Driver Advises Women To Stop Turning Them Down by LuciferMessiah: 6:44pm On Nov 16, 2018
Bros leave Twitter & facebook & come down to your level.

Twitter / Instagram chicks are 1st Class
Facebook babes are 2nd class

Nairaland oloshos are 3rd class
Come to NL & you'll be spoilt for choice.

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Crime / Re: “SARS Shot Me, But Bullet Couldn’t Penetrate” – Fortified Man, Agbodemu Ishola R by LuciferMessiah: 6:25pm On Nov 16, 2018
Big deal.

I slept with pocohantas / SweetBuns but HIV couldn't penetrate.

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Romance / Re: Let’s Do Throwback!! How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by LuciferMessiah: 6:23pm On Nov 16, 2018
My first ever kiss was over 2000 years ago when I kissed Jesus Christ & the Roman soldiers took the stupid boy away.

Had my first threeesome the same night, set me back 30 shekels.
Prostitution is older than Christianity.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Opinion About This? by LuciferMessiah: 10:32pm On Nov 15, 2018
SweetBuns:
jeez calm down. I'm not in the mood for dissing tonight. I have a big day tomorrow and a life that needs attention.
I hope you have a life outside this site too?
Your accounts are becoming too much nowadays


pocohantas return to your moniker let's continue.

I dunno which is stronger - your cowardice or your rotten fish odour.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Opinion About This? by LuciferMessiah: 10:21pm On Nov 15, 2018
SweetBuns:
so as much as you hate women, you'd listen to a pretty one?
This shows how hypocritical you are..


I never hated on women - I despise feminists.
Women are female human species whilst feminists are psychologically impaired ogre-like creatures.

Semen must have blinded you.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Opinion About This? by LuciferMessiah: 10:16pm On Nov 15, 2018
SweetBuns:
[s]you need the touch of a woman. You're too tense and bitter?
Did the ladies reject you?[/s]


A pretty lady should be telling me this, not you.

I detest muscles & chest hair in women.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Opinion About This? by LuciferMessiah: 9:58pm On Nov 15, 2018
Feminists live without option D till the day their wretched lives end so what's the big deal?

Men-dependent leeches.


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Celebrities / Re: Actress Victoria Kolawole Slays In Eye-popping Photos by LuciferMessiah: 9:46pm On Nov 15, 2018
90% of Nigerian female "celebrities" are fat.

100% are fighting fat with various artificial techniques.

Its sad that to find slim / fit actresses, we have to go back to Genevieve Nnaji, Rita Dominic, Kate Henshaw & co which is ironic because the modern ones should be fitter than the oldies.

This is what happens when you give your favourite olosho a movie role without proper orientation & training in theatre arts.



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Romance / Re: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by LuciferMessiah: 8:49pm On Nov 15, 2018
handsomeyitayo:

[s]
Do you love your girl and you don't want another man to snatch her from you? Then do the following things:
1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her attention, she will not seek for attention elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.
2. Give her listening ears whenever she is speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.
3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.
4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you don't have, you don't have all the time.
5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.
6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.
7. Tell her daily that you love her.
8. Play with her and joke with her daily.
9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.
10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.
11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do something.
12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.
13. Respect her.
14. Do not take her for granted.
15. Do not cheat on her.
16. Play with her hairs
17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.
18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.

Agree or Disagree...me I did most listed above but I Still caught her cheating .. wat of you?[/s]



We have better things to do than trying to please a woman.

If she doesn't like whatever she is getting, she is free to leave - girls full everywhere.

It works both ways.


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Politics / Re: Police Officers Nab Two Suspects On Their Way To Bomb A Community In Imo by LuciferMessiah: 8:33pm On Nov 15, 2018
Abagworo:

Friday Echereobia, 28, and
Ozioma Nwosu, 30.
Effiong
Ihiagwa, Owerri West LGA in Imo State
Chijioke Jimmy, an indigene of Ebonyi State,
Port Harcourt, Rivers State.”/



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Health / Re: Facebook User Seeks Out To Help Women With Massive Facial Tumor by LuciferMessiah: 8:29pm On Nov 15, 2018
Aren't they supposed to be happy they have an extra breast on their faces?

See how ungrateful humans can be.

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Politics / Re: N2.5bn Fraud Uncovered In Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation by LuciferMessiah: 7:48pm On Nov 15, 2018
Wait, is it everyday that money gets missing under this administration?.

It wasn't like this before na - even under GEJ it wasn't this serious na.

Haba!!


Buhari is hands down the most corrupt President ever in the history of Nigeria.


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