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ROTTENBBQGRILLS was rushed to a shrine minutes ago.

He collapsed and peed on himself after viewing this thread.

Put him in your prayers people.

Zombies are being rushed to the Emergency Rooms as I type...

She just got pregnant for another guy and is scared of aborting it.

The rape story is just for you to brace yourself up for when her stomach starts protruding.

Las las, you will raise a bastard as your son.
This is what happens when you date a feminist.


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Vote for APC

It is a ruse.

His casket should be inspected for cocaine on its way back.

It's very possible for Izuchukwu to mysteriously spring up in Obosi & start spraying money in Church the next Sunday.


Trust Osu Potopotor Pigs at your own risk.

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He isn't forgetting.
The real Buhari knows these things unfortunately, he is lying embalmed in a London morgue.


It is impossible for an impostor to memorize every detail of the real McCoy.

Simple logic.

They couldn't filter & edit the pictures to give themselves the usual unreal skin smoothness that their brain-dead fans drool over until they meet them in real life & suffer a severe panic attack.


See TuBaba's real skin here.
Even as fine as he is, there are flaws.


Let dirty boys, girls & shemales like Toke Makinwa, Bobrisky, Kiss Daniel, Tekno, Davido, 9Ice etc keep deceiving the gullible.


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There was a thread on FP some months ago about ulcer and some google doctors were prescribing drugs upandan.

Mr. Proposed Ulcer-ridden Corpse, I suggest you read this thread and find yourself a natural & quick solution before you die.
https://www.nairaland.com/4773298/having-stomach-ulcer-how-manage#71836666


Cheers.

If they keep it private then fans must retaliate by rendering them redundant.

A celebrity's job is to keep fans on the edge with controversies. If you want to do the 9-5 boring Dad thingy then return our money & stay broke as your status requires.

But if you want us to keep following you & pumping our hard earned money senselessly into your careers, get controversial.



Signed,
National Leader
Jobless Fans Association of Nigerian (JOFAN)
(Nairaland Chapter)

E don spoil!

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chiefolododo:
Na style buhari want use dodge debate oo

A month to elections?

Wrong move if you ask me because his absence will lead to a colossal defeat at the polls.

Attending the debate & losing will even be better than going missing during elections.

...but then he is a dullard & dullards aren't supposed to be smart are they?

MC Oluomo - Dead
Tinubu - Collapsed
Buhari - Dying
APC - Dead



I love 2019!

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victorian:





Mehn I can't imagine how my looks have transformed.. Lol.


Jeez!

You look like cold smelly fufu was combined with ewa goin & mixed in toilet bleach to produce an albino hippo like you.



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Biodun556:
[s]The recent judgment of Kalipa Mtati v KPMG Services Pty Ltd (case number J2277/16)provides guidance. It sets out a summary of the principles relating to resignation and serves as good refresher on the subject. In this case, the Labour Court considered the power of the employer to discipline an employee after she resigned.

FACTS

The employee, Mtati, approached the Labour Court on an urgent basis, to interdict the employer, KPMG, from proceeding with her disciplinary hearing, after her resignation. The background to this application was that Mtati terminated her employment contract by resigning twice. The first resignation came shortly after KPMG informed her that it was investigating misconduct allegations against her involving, among other issues, conflicts of interest and directly competing with her employer. She denied these allegations.

KPMG acknowledged receipt of Mtati’s first “notice of resignation.” They further informed her that their investigation was complete; they noted that she was still in her notice period; and that she would shortly receive a notice to attend a disciplinary hearing. In response, Mtati penned a second letter of resignation to KPMG and specifically resigned from employment “with immediate effect”. The employer disputed the validity of the second letter and invited Mtati to make representations to the chairperson at the scheduled hearing, as to why the hearing ought not to proceed.

Mtati raised the jurisdiction of the chairperson to preside over her hearing, given her summary resignation. She informed the chairperson that should the hearing proceed, she will seek urgent interdictory relief to stay proceedings. The chairperson ruled that she did in fact have jurisdiction to chair the hearing (it is unclear in the judgment as to why she was of this view). Mtati left, and the hearing proceeded in her absence. She was found guilty and the chairperson imposed the sanction of a summary dismissal.

The Court held that despite the employer “accepting” first letter of resignation, she was still entitled to terminate her contract in the middle of her notice period, summarily. Further, the court held that at the time that the chairperson concluded the hearing and made a finding against Mtati, there was no employment relationship between the parties. Therefore, the employer had no power to discipline her and the chairpersons ruling is in effect, a nullity in law.[/s]

How the hell does this trash you just wrote answer my question or do you think I'm one of those numbskulls you can bamboozle with lengthy gibberish?

ChiefAzubuike:
Have you ever noticed the similarity between God and a dictator? Both claim to love you and both demand unconditional loyalty in return. If you criticise a dictator you sent to a concentration camp and if you criticise God you are sent to Hell. Like a dictator, God’s word is law. Whatever he says goes. No matter how cruel or absurd it is, no dissent is tolerated. The Old Testament is a list of the brutal crushing of everyone who disagreed with God. Whole civilisations were exterminated for not bowing down before him. His behaviour is that of a megalomaniac tyrant.

Blind obedience is what is required most and like a tyrant, God’s ego needs constant feeding. Creating the universe apparently wasn’t enough, he also needs every town and village to have a monument to him. His subjects must constantly praise him, while asserting how worthless they are compared to him. Christians aren’t required to bow before him like Muslims, the line is drawn at kneeling.

Like a totalitarian dictator God aims to control every aspect of his subjects’ life. There are rules guiding almost everything people do. The Old Testament contains over 650 laws that we are supposed to obey (though Christians have silently and without explanation have ignored most of these rules). Even thought crime is punished. There is no escape from this celestial dictatorship that is everywhere, knows everything and can do anything. It is a nightmare worse than 1984.

Add the link next time...

https://whistlinginthewind.org/2013/01/26/10-questions-for-christians/


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What's the difference?
From one Ab0ki to another.

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I know the laps are not that fresh but I can still manage it...

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Ope ooo!!
Ope ooo!!!


I talk am!


Yes!

I now know that I worship the only true God, Lucifer

See as poverty don rewire him life he con resemble my barber.

Pioneer of Afonja trap music oshi.


RIP in advance bro...


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Biodun556:
You can make your findings. In many countries and in most cases, especially in the western world, if someone admit to have breach the rules and resigned he/she will not be prosecuted as a compensation for admitting the crime.

What did I just read?!


Please where did you get this warped assertion from?
I'm curious.

jpmorgan003:
From Berger get to Obalende and take Lekki from Obalende, you alight at Lekki 1st roundabout. Use the pedestrian bridge and cross to the otherside, walk into Lekki peninsula and take bike to MacTay

Oboy!

How many interviews you don attend for this Lagos so?!