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Afonja no doubt.

They have the monopoly on gayness.



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Always with cheap, fat, shapeless, bleached, overused, rotten fish-odoured evening newspaper feminists.

You will never find regular girls with these types - always feminists.


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The Agbero culture of Afonjas at its finest.

This is exactly why Oduduwa was booted out of heaven after he got drunk & tried to molest an angel with a broken bottle.


Its in their blood.


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Zimbabwe does not produce oil so oil prices there can be whatever it wants to be.


Zombies are trying to justify the fraudulent fuel price hike of their corrupt saviour who said 5 years ago that "subsidy was a fraud" but went ahead to do just that.

I'm sure he is planning to increase it again hence this meaningless news.


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Shantel1996:
What would you do if it were you?

I would look left, look right then look left again... and cross the road!


What's the big deal?

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You are not a virgin & I know it.

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He should be closely observed & monitored 24/7 until his casket has been lowered 6 feet and covered with sand.

Flat skulled Jewish Osus can use any means necessary to escape paying for drinks.



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SirToby:
Then why shouldn't Onnoghen face the law ? Remember he admitted he's guilty of false assets declaration.

Then wait until NJC sanctions it. That hasn't happened yet.

The two instances are completely unrelated.


Ever since containers of tramadol & codeine were seized by Customs, you have been typing rubbish on Nairaland.


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My state has MC Oluomo

Looks very dirty to me.

Can't even begin to imagine the type of odour oozing out from betwixt her legs.
I'm sure it turned the swimming pool water to wine.


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He looks like Buhari. I'm pretty sure he is an illegitimate child.

Finally explains why he keeps protecting them.

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I refuse to say anything until MC Oluomo is certified dead.

seriousstaff:
[s]Jamiu the son of Chief Moshood Abiola has urged the Yorubas to vote massively for President Muhammadu Buhari for honouring his father 25 years after the annulment of June 12, 1993, presidential election.

https://seriousmata.com/2019/01/13/our-people-should-vote-buhari-to-honour-my-late-father-abiolas-son/[/s]

Your father is inconsequential beyond the Brown Roof Republic of Ibadan & Ife.

In Lagos, which belongs to the Ibos, nobody can vote the Dullard of Daura.

Rich but brainless.

So that blue RR Phantom is always parked outside to be exposed to the elements like a common car?
He cannot construct a garage or ordinary car port for it?

They say "you can take a man out the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the man".


This one is not a real man by the way, he is an anumanu.



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This January is a tight period for business people so I hope she made full payment for the hair before this incident happened.

I was 15 when I first tied the knot with masturbation & I must say it has been a wonderful experience.


A toast to all the married people in this great forum.

A slay queen's tenure is about to end for another & she cannot handle it.

Did she think she was going to eat his hard-earned money alone without contributing anything to it asides her now-slacked cunt?

Greedy feminists.


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Konji can make feminists do anything.

This one is relieving her urge with a baby's lips.

Well, at least she's better than most mothers that deliberately get pregnant & patiently wait 9 months just so something larger than a preeq can pass through their insatiable cunts.

Pervs!



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Thirsty feminists are already offering themselves to him willingly and cheaply.

When he finally fvcks & dumps them as they are meant to be, they'll start ranting "men are scum" & trying to blackmail him for survival money.

Worthless creatures


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I would have suggested his immediate pardon & release for potentially ruining people's businesses & disabling communications but the fact that he prevented millions from accessing porn is unforgivable.


His sentence should be tripled & he should be moved to a Liberian prison ASAP.


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Were they thoroughly searched for Juju?


Afonjas always pose a flight risk due to the weight of juju they carry around with them.
The average Afonja man carries about 50kg of fetish items on him which exceeds the recommended carry-on limit for a commercial flight cabin.


This fact was why I delivered a keynote lecture last August on why Afonjas should be chained down in the luggage compartment of any commercial aircraft to prevent mishaps.

To be forewarned is to be forearmed.



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Since he killed Satan, why is he still a Pastor?


Pastors are supposed to be God's representatives to protect his flock (Christians) from evil (Satan) right?

So now that the evil has been vanquished, why are they still Christians?
What/who are they fighting?
Who is he protecting them from?


Christianity cannot exist without Lucifer.

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