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Victni:
Adeniyi Ebenezer and Oluwagbenga Ejikunle

They should be released. They are Afonjas and this is what Afonjas do for a living - swindle innocent people.


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She is too old to be made a bride over there so I believe she is wearing a suicide vest right now.


RIP to her in advance.


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Words on marble...

Pained feminists that have been overused & dumped are usually aggressive & violent.

The new IGP should please provide adequate security for that innocent man and his beautiful bride.

Leave frustrated feminists to wail themelves to death.


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So God just cool down, create confam sex doll with him bare hand and una say he no know wetin he dey do?

The time wen he hand dey mould dis shima bobby, compress her waist, flatten her belle come still carry dual shock absorber chook 4 her yansh make e for dey bounce fukafuka, he no know wetin boys go use am do abi?

Chai, dis God ehn... na felli felli bad boy

Chineke Nna kwantinue oo.
We just dey watch you ...

Beetwo:
the guy has being threatened, me jus tinking.

The only threat I see here is truth.

Truth will always remain a threat to falsehood.

This is not love, this is zombeism.

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Nwaikuku2:
Wish u success @barca... thats reminds me....why is it that top spanish team never sign any youngster from African not even our own under 17 champion?

The last "youngster" Deportivo La Coruna signed (Uzoho) turned out to be older than the club president.

And just like that, Nigerian dolphins have vowed to eat only human flesh after seeing this.

I've always known that most Nairalanders quoting me survive on less than $2 per day hence their unexplainable anger towards me.

I despise poor people.


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*Feminists say they are not sex objects.

*Feminists say they are free to sell their bodies.


I say feminists are a bunch of confused, broke, frustrated, beastly, sex-starved, aggressive, men-dependent, cheap, overused and dumped attention-seeking evening newspapers.


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Fool


Now which was the best decision?
Killing yourself or killing everyone else?

My perish for lack of wisdom.



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UyaiIncomparabl:
People of Nairaland, help please. Where can I get lace wigs that I can use for braids at affordable rates?
I walked to and fro Balogun market fruitlessly, all I kept seeing were trashy imtitations of lace wigs. I don't want to use something a customer will reject.

Recommendations and prices please. Yettymuse, I need your help here too. I await your replies.

Your mates are flying to Dubai & Turkey for quality supplies you are here sucking sachet water with all your might & trekking upandan the dirty streets of Balogun like a stray Sambisa goat.

By the way, why has your breast shrinked?
Finally, those Ojuelegba conductors have succeeded in delivering APC's next level to your boobs right?


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A new star has risen at the Camp Nou

Barcelona have confirmed the signing of Ajax midfielder Frenkie de Jong after months of speculation on the youngsters future.

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De Jong has been linked with a move away from Ajax for a while now.
De Jong is seen to be one of the most talented youngsters in European football since breaking through at Ajax.

He has played 28 games so far this season and has secured a spot for himself in the midfield of the Dutch giants.
That lead to people speaking about him all across Europe.

It was even suggested back at the beginning of December that Paris Saint-Germain had agreed a 75m euro deal to sign the player and he would join up in the summer.

That was quickly quashed and he continued to impress in Amsterdam.
Though, rumours of a move to Barcelona soon emerged.
Now, that move has been confirmed and Barcelona have a new young star in their ranks.

Barcelona confirmed through their official website that a deal had been completed to sign the player.

De Jong will cost 75 million euros plus 11 million in variables, which you would assume are performance based.
Interestingly, he will not join the club straight away.
As announced by Barcelona, the deal will come into effect from 1 July 2019

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He will sign a five-year deal with the club, taking him through to the 2023/24 season.

Barcelona also state that ‘Josep Maria Bartomeu and the CEO Òscar Grau were personally involved in closing the deal in Amsterdam.’
Safe to say, Barcelona fans will be delighted with this piece of business.



https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/official-barcelona-sign-ajaxs-frenkie-de-jong/
lalasticlala

#Respect A true football fan.



In Nigeria, all we have now are Bet9ja fans like the mulumbu above.

To them, your frustration at a missed sitter means you placed a bet for that team. Also, giving a candid analysis of a match that hurts their feeble feelings means you bet against their team.

Last year, we had Hapoel Beer Sheva fans in Nigeria.
RB Salzburg, Beitar Jerusalem, BATE Borisov, Lokomotiv Taskhkent fans also sprang out from nowhere.


Women aren't left out either. Suddenly, the same football that every girl detested 4 years ago is no longer "boring". They now know football more than us.
Naija girls will argue nonsense with you about a BPL game but cannot even tell me who Dean Ashton is.


Its a shame what money can turn people to - zombies.

No more passion about the game.


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A Gateway laptop with
AMD 1.3Ghz processor
2GB RAM
250HDD
No CD drive
No Bluetooth
and a faulty trackpad

rusher14:
[s]Buhari's name facilities sales (moves market), otherwise, how do you explain this thread?[/s]

His name is synonymous with failure hence its relevance to this thread

His transfer fee should be returned to me!

Profitsng:
I Had a deal to sell a phone to a guy who was interested and sent me a message on whats-app showing his interest regarding the phone i had to sell.

We then fixed a meeting at Mr biggs (just after Just-rite supermarket @ Iyana ipaja),
he checked the phone and all was OK,

Time to make payment, he told his friend to make a transfer to me and he did, then he got debited but i was not credited,
Hoping it was network issue, Thinking that i will get it before i get home, so i left, got home on Saturday and didn't get the alert till Sunday, then chatted the guy up and next thing was for him to block me on whats-app, cos he stopped picking my calls since Saturday night,

So at this point i knew i have been scammed of 40k meant for the payment of the phone he bought from me.
The guy Number is : 07016986480.

Will be glad if anything can be done to track him down and make him pay me the 40k for the phone.
Thanks..

How are we sure he is a nairalander?
Don't you know guests read here too?
Even if he is, do you know his moniker?
No.


Let's analyse this;
A total stranger. You didn't get a credit alert. No pictures. No names or means of identification.
And you were walking home contented without your laptop or money?


Your stupidity deserves a medal.


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It's not the dressmaker's fault that you're shapeless madam.

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I see a black thong that I can part to one side and let her well shot out gargantuan ass hold it in place for me as I drill furiously from behind for crude oil to increase my country's GDP as well as create jobs for my immediate community.

Porn streaming speed

Pata Igbo Amaka

Chelugodu... Is that not foam I'm seeing?


This boy don dey stupid well well oh

Oh wait...
What double standards.

So the hospital was quick to admit & attend to the baby without paperwork but will reject armed robbery victims with gunshot wounds to bleed out & die on the pavement until paperwork is provided.


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I have to admit I came across this dude for the first time yesterday.
I never knew his stupidity was already in God Mode.

He seemed to be missing some brain cells when I interacted with him.

I asked him a few questions about the Christianity he claims to believe in & he couldn't answer ONE.

Oh well...
Wetin man go do na

All these equpiment & manpower just for one tiny 2 year old?
Are they drilling for oil?

Is he more important than all those people that died after falling into wells last year in the crime section?

Funny thing is, he might grow up to be a rapist or drug dealer or murderer sef.


Rubbish.
I hate preferential treatment.



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If feminists want real gender equality, they should fight for equal sporting opportunities where Marion Jones & Mary Onyali can run against Usain Bolt & Tyson Gay, Laila Ali should get in a ring with Vladmir Klitschko, Marta & Oshoala should play against Sergio Ramos & Pepe, Ronda Roussey should face Brock Lesnar, Maria Sharapova should face Roger Federer etc. Let's really see how many women would make money & get recognition from sports.

They get maternal leaves, have lower working hours than men, have fewer responsibilities than men but still the greedy creatures want more without any justification for it.

In court, their words weigh more than a man's. All they need to do is claim "sexual harrassment" without proof and poof, the judge slams the gavel. Except the man is lucky enough to have video proof, he is a goner.

The truth is feminists don't want equality - equality already exists - they want domination.

They will never get it no matter how hard they try.

In the US, employers are already outrightly refusing to hire females, business conversations with females are now being conducted with a witness or in a very public setting, dates are also being done with witnesses or video recordings too.

American men are smarter now. Better have a leaked sextape than lose all my life's work to a hoe.

Now, the same females are now complaining. Crying that they no longer get as much opportunities as before.

How can you get a chance when you have abused the privileges you were given?

Karma is really a bitch.



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Look up Red Scrotum Syndrome (RSS).
It's rare & the cause is unknown.

If it is, then try these:

1. Wear loose-fitting, cool underwear
2. Stop using irritants such as soap, and any topical applications, topical corticosteroid creams,
3. Use an emollient cream
4. Doxycycline 50-100mg OD is beneficial in some but not all patients
It should be used for at least 6-12 weeks. If it helps it can be used for longer if needed. If it does not help it should be discontinued.



But I honestly no know where una dey go chook preeq take get all these things.
Fit be say na goat or broiler hen you even fvck wey give you dis yeye tin.


Chukwuka abeg just stay away from any girl wey I dey fvck starting from pocohantas & UyaiIncomparabl.

I neva ready to die yet.

Thanks.



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Tinubu is a rotting corpse.
His death is near.

Soon, Lagos shall be free and handed back to its rightful owners - the Igbos.

Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.