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ElidaxZiel:
Answer it ! Let see how quality your dead brain is

Answer just ONE of these...

1. How could there have been light on the first day of Creation if the sun was not created until the fourth day?

2. Why did God put the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden at all if He didn't want it eaten?

3. Who was Cain's wife? Where did she come from?

4. Why was Cain given a mark to avoid being killed? (Since his family already knew him, doesn't this mean there were other people in existence?)

5. Why did God also destroy animals in the Flood? How did animals offend Him?

6. Were fishes, amphibians and sea creatures also destroyed during the Flood (in their natural habitat)?

7. What did the animals (herbivores, canivores etc) in Noah's Ark eat for the duration of the Flood?

8. What was Abraham’s religion before God called him? Doesn't this mean there were other gods/powers too?

9. Why was Abraham promised land that belonged to others (Gen 12)?

10. Lastly, since we were created in God's image & likeness, does it mean God has a joystick / vagina too? If yes, which one?

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sod09:
This looks like king cobra

Very correct.

Do people also die when a Christian masturbates?

MC Oluomo needs two

I've said Amaechi will vote Atiku come February...


BMC will be shocked to the bones.

The worst I ever had was the one that suddenly woke up while we were having sex & pushed me away, wide-eyed.


Luckily, the room was dark & very cold. I ran back into the ward before she could scream.

Later, I heard my colleagues bustling around, thanking God & babbling excitedly about some "miracle" or so.

I didn't bother going over for fear of being identified...

obaataaokpaewu:
Is Theo Walcott retired?

I've updated my list & Walcott still doesn't make it.
He isn't faster than these guys.
Sorry.

If the black monkey doesn't like it, she can hop onto the nearest ship & get her greasy ass back to her fatherland to suffer.


*spits

My list in no particular order...



Bruma
Kylian Mbappe
Gareth Bale
Hector Bellerin
Kinglsey Coman
Pierre Emerick Aubameyang
Modou Barrow
Rafael Leao
Jean Armel Drolé
Dervan Green

Meanwhile in Nigeria...

In other words, Buhari & Osinbajo are idiotic.

Truer words have never been spoken.

This is what I've been talking about for ages.

Feminists and violence are inseperable.

I hope the innocent man sees this as a sign & dumps her ass before we read about his stabbing on Nairaland's Crime section soon.

He should also dump this lipless one because she has been rendered useless as lips are essential to a memorable blowwjob and as we all know, blowjobs are the glue that hold relationships & marriages together.


Say No to Feminism.



*spits

GEJ ignored OBJ & lost.

Buhari please heed this advice.


By the way, who typed that statement for Ibrahim Abubakar?
All ab0kis are illiterate and cannot even spell "cow".


*spits

Mohammadu Buhari will place third in the upcoming Presidential Elections.

If he went as an aide, why did the congressmen meet with him & not Saraki?

Was he not supposed to hold briefcases as an aide?

Are you saying the congressmen connived with Atiku?



Answer these questions and hopefully, your IQ score will enter double digits.


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She is a feminist.

Na dem. Always stealing.

If she buys her own car, whose name will she register it with?
Hers or her husband's?

If she doesn't have any ulterior motive, why does the registration bother her?
If she isn't planning to someday abandon his name & abscond with his assets, why does having her adopted surname on her car papers bother her?

If she buys herself a car will she die?


All these broke feminists & their entitlement mentality sef.
Their own money dey sacred but na for another person money now, eheeeen rules & regulations go set in.

Thieves.


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ElidaxZiel:
This thread is for atheist to answer questions, if you don't know

honestly just gerrahout

He can't even answer ONE.

[quote author=ElidaxZiel post=74944323][/quote]Answer these questions.

1. How could there have been light on the first day of Creation if the sun was not created until the fourth day?

2. Why did God put the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden at all if He didn't want it eaten?

3. Who was Cain's wife? Where did she come from?

4. Why was Cain given a mark to avoid being killed? (Since his family already knew him, doesn't this mean there were other people in existence?)

5. Why did God also destroy animals in the Flood? How did animals offend Him?

6. Were fishes, amphibians and sea creatures also destroyed during the Flood (in their natural habitat)?

7. What did the animals (herbivores, canivores etc) in Noah's Ark eat for the duration of the Flood?

8. What was Abraham’s religion before God called him? Doesn't this mean there were other gods/powers too?

9. Why was Abraham promised land that belonged to others (Gen 12)?

10. Lastly, since we were created in God's image & likeness, does it mean God has a joystick / vagina too? If yes, which one?

OP, I believe I have answered your questions.
Now can I ask you five questions of mine concerning Christianty?

1. The Big Bang is still being studied and answers will come soon just like gravity, black holes, theory of relativity etc.

This is the beauty of science unlike Christianity that has no hope of ever answering questions like "What was God doing all those years before he screamed let here be light?" or "Who did Cain marry?"


2. Dust is matter. Matter makes us the entire universe.


3. Gravity. Gravity keeps planets revolving around their suns & their suns within their systems, galaxies etc


4. Cells evolved & reproduced over millions of years just like humans did.


5. Dreams are the subconcious review of your everyday lives. When you sleep, your brain doesn't. It plays back your fears, aspirations, desires, intentions etc.

These playbacks are how the brain keeps itself refreshed which is why adequate sleep is needed to maintain healthy living because when the brain is healthy, the entire body is healthy.

I really pity N30k BMC zombies when Amaechi votes for Atiku come February.


E go shock them.

NgeneUkwuenu:
Roger Federer fails to reach the quarterfinals at the Australian Open for the 2nd time (also 2015) since his first win at the AusOpen in 2004

There.
Fixed.

pascal558:
i am in benin

Then fly.
How difficult is that to you people?

If your cousin fianceé wasn't sleeping around, this wouldn't have happened.
No random person can start sending death threats to a complete stranger.

Nairalanders weren't there when she was spreading her cheap legs like Blueband butter so don't bother us with your bullshit.



My main problem now is I don't know whether to wish you a Happy Married Life in advance or a Rest in Peace in advance.

I hate confusion in my life.


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He is now uglier with Jesus Christ.

Looked fresher & better off with Lucifer.

Let this serve as an example to all those still wallowing in the bondage of Christianity. It's never too late to change your ways.



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youngest85:
The way you keep your cunt from smelling

And who says her cunt doesn't smell?

If ordinary hair that has more access to oxygen than the nostrils can ooze this bad imagine the stench emanating from her pussy.

Soon she'll tell us "Men are scum" meanwhile the real scum is between her legs.


*spits

Who boxers kuku epp before?

Four months without a father. *spits

And why is it that our beloved celibate feminist has paid more attention to being impregnated by a preeq & subsequent childbirth than she ever paid to her career & business?

I thought she told us men are scum & career comes first?
So it was a lie.

She actually really loved preeq lowkey all those times.


Feminists and hypocrisy...

It's all she has to offer and we are tired of it.
We need something new.


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