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Prince Michael Jackson has testified that his late father thought the <i>This Is It</i> tour would kill him.

Prince Michael Jackson has testified that his late father thought the This Is It tour would kill him. Photo: AP

Michael Jackson said that tour promoters AEG Live were going to "kill" him as he rehearsed for a marathon concert tour shortly before his death, his son Prince has testified.

The 16-year-old also recounted the harrowing scenes on the day Jackson died in 2009, recalling how his younger sister Paris was "screaming" as doctor Conrad Murray was trying to revive her father.

"He just wished he had more time for rehearsals," he told the wrongful death trial, in which the Jackson family accuses AEG Live of negligently hiring Murray to care for the star for his doomed This Is It shows.

The teenager said Jackson was upset on the phone "a lot of time," most of the time with AEG Live chief Randy Phillips.
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"He would cry sometimes. He said: 'They're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me'." Asked who he was talking about, he said: "People in AEG, Randy Phillips."

Jackson, the most high-profile witness to testify since the civil trial started in late April, recalled June 25, 2009, the day his father died of an overdose of anaesthetic propofol, given by Murray to help with chronic insomnia.

"I was downstairs in the sitting room. I heard screaming upstairs. I saw Dr Conrad, (personal chef) Kai (Chase) looked nervous and said 'Dr Murray wants you upstairs'.

"I ran upstairs and I saw Dr Murray doing CPR on my dad. Dr Murray was screaming while doing CPR. Then my sister came upstairs. She was screaming all the time saying she wants her dad," he added.

Appearing to fight back tears, he recalled how the children followed the ambulance which took Jackson to hospital, in a separate car.

"My dad always told us that angels were looking after him. At the hospital, Dr Murray said 'Sorry kids, dad is dead'. We just cried," he told the jury.

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/music/jackson-said-tour-would-kill-him-son-20130627-2ozig.html#ixzz2XPoN1Zki

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Why is it that all these old people are dying this days? We dont know who's next...may God help us all. R.i.P.PAPA!

Watermelon is everyone’s favorite summer fruit, or is it? Did you know that the Watermelon isn’t even a fruit? Yeah, neither did I. Here are ten other interesting facts about Watermelon guaranteed to impress fellow picnic guests.
The Facts:

1 Not only does it quench your thirst, it can also quench inflammation that contributes to conditions like asthma, atherosclerosis, diabetes, colon cancer, and arthritis.
2 Over 1,200 varieties of watermelon are grown worldwide.
3 Watermelon is an ideal health food because it doesn’t contain any fat or cholesterol, is high in fiber and vitamins A & C and is a good source of potassium.
4 Pink watermelon is also a source of the potent carotenoid antioxidant, lycopene. These powerful antioxidants travel through the body neutralizing free radicals.
5 Watermelon is a vegetable! It is related to cucumbers, pumpkins and squash.
6 Early explorers used watermelons as canteens.
7 Watermelon is grown in over 96 countries worldwide.
8 In China and Japan watermelon is a popular gift to bring a host.
9 In Israel and Egypt, the sweet taste of watermelon is often paired with the salty taste of feta cheese.
10 Every part of a watermelon is edible, even the seeds and rinds

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PLAY CHESS OFTEN

Lincoln burrows: And your point is ......

If you are a fresh grad, salary should not be number one criteria to consider before taking up an employment. Shagman..abi na lie!

ebamma: Bill gates:whats that dude saying
Ebamma:he says he has murdered poverty
Bill gates: how much are we talking about here
Ebamma: 20million
Bill gates :naira or dollars
Ebamma:naira sir
Bill gates:how many dollars is that
Ebamma:probably 130thousand dollars
Bill gates:and he said that he has murdered poverty, what a joke

What a joke!

HELLO,LADIES AND GENTS. I WAS JUST PONDERING UPON VARIOUS TOPICS/POST THAT ARE ALWAYS FEATURES ON THIS FORUM AND DIVERSE RESPONSE THAT NORMALLY ACCOMPANY SUCH TOPICS,AT WHAT POINT IN TIME HAVE YOU TRIED OUT SUGGESTIONS OR ADVICE GIVEN ON THIS SITE USEFUL TO YOU?...PERHAPS, YOU HAVE TRIED ONE BEFORE AND YOU WERE HURT. IT'S TESTIMONY TIME,FEEL FREE TO SHARE!

N0 24. DON'T DOUBLE DATE

I HAVE THIS FRIEND WHO COMPLAINED TO ME ABOUT HIS GIRL'S INDISCRIMINATE ATTITUDE OF WALKING OUT OF HIM WHENEVER SHE WANT TO RECEIVE CERTAIN CALL, WHICH MOST TIME HE WOULDN'T GET TO KNOW HER FEED BACK FROM SUCH CALLS SHE MIGHT HAVE RECEIVED. NOW,MY WORRY ABOUT THIS CASE CAN BE RELAY BY ASKING THIS QUESTION;
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO WALK OUT OF YOUR LOVER TO PICK CALLS,ESPECIALLY THE LADIES AND IS IT FAIR FOR YOU NOT TO DISCLOSE ANY CONVO YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD WITH YOUR LOVER,GIRLFRIEND,BOYFRIEND,FIANCEE..ETC WHICHEVER CASE IT MAY BE...GIRLS OR LADIES POINT OF VIEW WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED,THANKS.

MUST I COMMENT!

AS THE LORD LEAD

yuzedo: Yes it is true. My letter reads thus:

Dear Polycarp Sweetus Jnr,

Congrats on this appointment as the Oga at the middle of NIMC. Your salary is N1,000,000,000 a month, and you are entitled to 6-month leave, twice a year.

You also have one official Prado jeep from Gov. Akpabio and a sports-car from David Mark. Official duplex (with sweet calabar housegeh, big brezz, big nyash, slim waist, ice-cream thighs) and can resume whenever you feel like.

If you accept the terms of this offer, please sign here and here. Thank you for choosing our organisation.

Signed, Topmost OGA of NIMC.


Should i accept? I already have job somewhere with these conditions except sweet housegeh. Pls advice.

U FUNNY DIE

tellwisdom: Ngozi?? …Wetin she dey sell??

Akpoo

To Omotoyosi Kayode Iyun, popularly known as Saint Janet, singing vulgar lyrics in Yoruba and the controversies that come with doing so have become a part of her life, as she reveals in this interview with 'Nonye Ben-Nwankwo

You always perform every weekend. How do you cope with the home front?

I can't really say how I cope. It is just the grace of God. It is not by my might. It didn't start today. I have been doing this kind of job right from the beginning.

When was the beginning?

It was 14 years ago. I have been in this business for a long time.

In these 14 years, have you never felt like quitting?

I enjoy what I'm doing. If I weren't enjoying myself, I would have felt like quitting. But since I am happy, that issue hasn't come up at all.

I learnt you were a chorister. Which church was that?

I'm a Christian. Anyway, I'm a member of a white garment church. I was a chorister in the white garment church I was attending.

So you moved from being a chorister to a highlife/juju singer.

I didn't really move like that. I was a back-up singer at first. I had a boss. His name is Los Kenge. He was very popular in Abeokuta. I spent about three years with him before I went solo.

Why did you go solo?

My master (boss) felt I was very okay. It got to a time both of us became the lead vocalists. Nobody could differentiate between us because we were doing same thing; so he decided it was time I went solo.

Why did you choose 'Saint Janet' as your stage name?

It was this same boss that gave me the name. Those days, I was and of course, I still am a very shy person. Then, whenever we weren't doing anything, I would just be on my own. I would sit quietly and not bother talking to anybody. People would be complaining because they knew I wasn't like that on stage. They would say I usually behave like a quiet person but would turn to another thing on the stage. My boss would tell them to leave his 'saint' alone. He would call me Saint Janet. So I decided to stick to the name when I left him.

But somebody who hasn't seen that quiet side of you might just conclude that you are very wild. Doesn't it bother you?

It doesn't bother me that much. It shows that I am very good at what I do. It means I am entertaining people greatly. I weigh my level in the industry with what people say about me.

You used to play in private parties alone...

Oh yes. But I now play at public gatherings as well. You cannot sing songs for a wedding at a burial. I know the songs I have to sing on different occasions. I know what to sing at different times.

But all your songs are lewd. You are basically known for singing lewd songs...

(cuts in) Not all my songs are vulgar. I know that more than 70 per cent of the people who have listened to me feel that way. But it is not true. I am talented. I am gifted. I am an all rounder. I give you what you want. There are some shows where you will not hear me sing lewd songs. It all depends on what the people want. I give them what they yearn. I do gospel as well.

You? A gospel singer?

(Laughs) Of course, I sing gospel songs. I know it is unbelievable, but there is no singer that will say he/she did not sing gospel at one time or the other. My case is not different. And like I said, people ask me to play the lewd songs, especially at private parties. They invite me especially because of such songs and I play such for them. I also play lewd songs at clubs. But I wouldn't really sing such at open parties.

You must have had many advances, especially before you got married...

Oh yes. I have my talent, I have the ability to sing. But what I sing is entirely different from my way of life. I am not a loose woman.

Can you allow your child to listen to your songs?

I can only allow him to listen to them when he comes of age. My baby is just four years old. I will not allow him to listen to it for now.

You are also known as the General Overseer of Sinners' Chapel, Saint Bottles Cathedral. Where did that come from?

My fans made me their GO. When I am about to start a show, I start with slow songs. My fans say I always put them in the mood to drink more. They said my songs make them to feel okay.

It was reported some time ago that one of your colleagues, Yinka Ayefele, said he was praying for you. How do you feel about that?

I have not heard about this. But I played for Yinka Ayefele two weeks ago. But if anybody is praying for me, I am grateful. So it makes me know that I am in business. If people don't like me, they will not pray for me. I am not offended.

Your CD was banned...

That was long time ago. I was able to weather the storm. But the banning of my CD made me popular. Now, virtually everybody knows Saint Janet. The same government officials that banned my songs listen to my music. I don't want to mention names but I play for them. They invite me to private parties and I perform there.

You haven't come up with another album yet?

My album will soon be ready. It is coming out very soon and I titled it 'Surprise'. I want people to sit back and ask themselves if this person is really Saint Janet. I want them to wonder how I was able to sing like this. That was why I titled it 'Surprise'.

It was rumoured that you caught your husband in bed with your daughter.

I say it again, there was nothing like that. It didn't happen. I don't want to talk about it again. I don't know who came up with that story. It was actually the reason I moved from where we were staying. But I ask, who is this daughter? I don't even have a daughter. I see it as the work of detractors. I felt so bad initially. But then, when the rumour was on, that was when I was getting a lot of invitations to come and perform. So I had to immerse myself in my work. I have put the detractors to shame.

Why did you get married to your manager?

(Laughs) He was never my manager. That was the story that was going on as well. My husband has his own studio. He plays the guitar. There is nothing bad in your partner assisting you once in a while. He was never my manager. He was never a member of my band. He is a sound engineer who has his own studio.

Does he complain about your lewd songs?

My husband doesn't complain at all. Back then when I would be performing, I would look back and he would give me a sign to ride on. He would see that people were enjoying the music, so he would encourage me to go ahead.

What of your parents, especially before you got married, were they in support of your kind of songs?

They said the same thing as my husband. They reasoned that if people out there were enjoying themselves and feeling happy because of my songs, who were they to stop me? They were okay. My parents were disciplinarians. My father was a school principal and my mother was a headmistress. But they know that people love me. Initially, they didn't support this, but they saw how people love me and they had to give their support.

Tell us how these lewd songs came about? What really gave you the boldness to sing like that?

I have been doing this with my boss. But when I started, I thought I would start with gospel songs. However, I decided to start with something more challenging. I wanted to do basically juju music. I wanted to perform like the male musicians. People used to commend me that I don't perform like a woman. So, when I realised that my boss' fans were like my fans, I decided to give them what my boss was giving them. And as we would be recording such shows, if it got to the point where I would need to start playing vulgar songs, I would tell my sound engineer to pause and not record that bit. But somebody noticed me and he came to me and told me that I should record that song for him because that was his best. And just like that, I realised that people really love it and I started doing it more. I don't have any regret. I know that people are criticising me because I am a woman. If I were a man, nobody would complain that I am singing obscene songs. But I was determined to sing like a man and I got it and I am not bothered.

Do you know that your songs do put the men, even women, in a sexual mood?

I know. But that is not bad. People tell me that when they are troubled, they play my CD to relieve tension. I think it is better to be in such a mood than to be worried and think about life.

Do you practise what you sing?

In this life, there are people who 'say and don't do' and there are people who 'do but don't say'. I am in the group of people who 'say but don't do'. I can only sing, but I don't practise what I sing. I told you that I am very shy in real life and that is not a lie. I am so reserved. I never knew I would get to this level that I am now. Many years ago, there was this album that I did, but the person who would have been the marketer (I don't want to mention his name), was asking for what I couldn't give him.

What was he asking for?

He was asking for sex before he could market my CD. But this is not the first time such is happening. It happens in every industry, including the film industry, and even the banking sector.

Why didn't you sleep with him? Would it have been a big deal?

Ha! I couldn't have. It couldn't have been because I sing vulgar songs that he suggested such. In fact, there was nothing lewd in that album. Immediately he asked for sex, I left his office without saying goodbye.

As much as you are known and appreciated by your fans, don't you feel bad that we are yet to see a younger person who wants to sing like Saint Janet...

Everybody wants to sing like me now. Initially, it wasn't like that. There was a time it was so bad because of the stories flying around me. But it has changed. People want to be like me. But then, I am not advertising sex. I am not calling on people to come and sing like me. I am not telling people to come and learn how to sing lewd lyrics. But when people see that somebody is doing great, they want to be like the person.

Do you have friends?

I have lots of them but I really don't go out much.

Can you tell us categorically the status of your marriage?

My marriage is intact. My marriage has not broken up. Detractors know how to ruin and tarnish peoples' images. They have their reward. As for me, I am doing what I know how to do best and I am getting the reward. I am okay. I may not be rich, but I am very comfortable. Let them continue.

Can there ever be a time when we will see a transformed Saint Janet who will never sing lewd songs again?

I don't think there will ever be such a time. In this world, we are all sinners. I am not the first person to sing this kind of songs.

People do see you as a lover of sex. Some even tagged you a lesbian at a point...

Oh yes, when I was in the UK, it was rumoured that I was sleeping with a popular female promoter. But I didn't know where she was staying. I got to know her through a friend of mine. There was nothing sexual in the relationship. It was the same way they said stuff about my husband. Such stories fly all the time. That is the cross I have to bear as a celebrity. Like I said, I don't have any regret that some people do criticise my songs. Even if I sing gospel, some people will still criticise. Some people out of jealousy and envy will always find something bad about my songs.

Do men still 'toast' you?

It is very normal. My uncle used to say that if men don't toast his wife, it means his wife is not sociable enough. Men ask me out a lot but I know myself. It is left for me to refuse or accept and I always refuse.

What if your husband wants you to stop singing lewd songs?

If he didn't want such songs, he would have stopped me long ago. But now, I am unstoppable



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Man red: How ?

ONCE YOU STARTED FEELING THE SYMPTOMS,YOU JUST INCREASE YOUR WATER INTAKE & IN NO TIME YOU WILL START PEEING OFF THE MALAY. IT WORK FOR ME & I NO IT CAN WORK FOR ANY OTHER PERSON TOO....

BELIEVE ME,DRINKING PLENTY OF WATER IS ALSO GOOD FOR MALAY TREATMENT

MY OGA@DTOP MUST READ DIZ IN ORDER TO BE HAPPY...BIKKO,NAIRALAND UNA NO GO KILL PERSON WIT

floriana: Thunder fire any attempt to stop this joke. This is the only thing that has kept me laughing in the last fews days and you want to pull the plug? The price of stopping this joke is too high. Anybody who wants to stop it must be ready to bring the original comedian of the federal republic Patience Jonathan out of retirement.

Guy have pity now..haba!

AgagU Hall for Life. I love ikare - akoko Orientation camp..but snake,Y nah!

WHAO!...THIS IS INSPIRING!!

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Popular Evangelist Benny Hinn and his ex-wife Suzanne divorced back in 2010 after Suzanne’s struggle with prescription medicine caused problem in their marriage.

The 60-year-old evangelist has remarried his ex-wife Suzanne in Orlando Florida.

The wedding took place on the 3rd of March, 2013 in the company of top ministers of God like Roy Harthern (Suzanne’s dad), Reinhard Bonnke and Jay Hartford.

The officiating ministers called their wedding a miracle after over two years of separation between them.

According to Reinhard Bonnke, the miracle of this remarriage was even greater than the miracle of any marriage.

Benny Hinn said nothing until the end of the ceremony when he prayed over his wife Suzanne as the visiting men of God crowded around.

Benny Hinn and Suzanne’ remarriage ceremony was a traditional one. It lasted for about 2 hours.

Their children and their spouses were their parents’ attendants.

The Hinns have 4 children and four grandchildren.

Few weeks to Benny Hinn and wife’ remarriage, below is what he shared with his audience about their reconciliation plan.

It all began at Christmas when we were together at Suzanne’s house in Orlando, Florida. Suzanne and I and all of our children and grandchildren were there. It was a beautiful day I will never forget, and that is when the Lord began to do His mighty work.

Suzanne and I want to thank you, from the bottom of our hearts, for praying for us and our family. The Lord has surely answered your prayers! Suzanne and I are more in love with each other than ever before.

The covenant we made with God more than 30 years ago was never broken in His sight. Both of us believe our greatest days are ahead and the best is yet to come.

The last three years have been very painful for Suzanne and me and for the children—more painful than we can ever explain or describe. Suzanne and I will share much more with you in a future letter and soon on This Is Your Day.

Our marriage died for two reasons. One, I, Benny Hinn, was married to the ministry, not realizing it was killing my marriage. And two, Suzanne started taking certain prescription medications to help her cope with some of her personal struggles. She became dependent on those for nearly 15 years, and those medications made her behave erratically at times. As her husband, I did not know what kinds of medicine she was taking or realize what they were doing to her.

After the divorce, Suzanne, on her own accord, decided that she needed professional help to gain freedom from her chemical dependence and checked herself into the Betty Ford clinic in early 2010. And for three and a half months she underwent exhaustive treatment. Today she is totally set free from the need for these medications—she is completely whole—and for that I give the Lord Jesus the praise.

The truth of the matter is that Suzanne filed for divorce because she was crying out for help. The divorce most certainly woke me up, and the Lord used it to show me—as a man of God and as a man—that I cannot function properly without my wife and family.

Not only did our family suffer as a result, but the ministry also suffered greatly. Many partners walked away, not realizing or knowing what took place and why. But I believe that the Lord is restoring not just my family but also the ministry.

Because of our experience, God will do more with us in the future.



See more photos from the wedding below

johnsluv: Am new here....you guys should welcome me!

WELCOME..BUT BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY OR SHARE ON THIS FORUM

NEXT,PLZ...

delors: Well, since everyone is now a teacher, let me preach mine too.
128 COURTSHIP THINGS FOR 'COURTSHIPPERS'
1. Watch and shadow
2. read each other like Hadley Chase novels
3. Be weary of Nollywood films, nt all is about love!
4. Watch less of Bollywood films, it unnecessarily prolongs your courtship
5. Watch less of hollywood films, otherwise u guys will yansh each other die and will never get married eventually
6. Protect your social media passwords
7. Expect the worse when u come home late from work
8. Dont trust the word 'trust' especially when money is involved
9. Run from Mr. Biggs, TFC, etc someone is hiding her poor cooking skills
10. If You must LOVE UR NEIGHBOUR AS YOUR SELF', at least make sure she is better than ur partner
11. 'THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER' only features in cartoons. Don't be deceived
12. Check your spellings, dont type 'I hate this 'WIFE' when u actually meant 'I HATE THIS LIFE'. It is always unexplainable
13. Dont ask about your pasts...he could have had it with ur younger sister in the days of his 'unknown'.
14. Just be ready to spend money either way, because woman is synonymous to money, and man is synonymous to ATM
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127. Always test drive ur 'machines' at least every weekend. Its for ur own security o
128, finally, remember it is better to be happily single than to be sadly married.


Oya, talk your own!

Haha ..my belle don tier wit laff o. Guy,you must be Ali-Baba or Basket Mouth..Nairaland,chai!

delors: Well, since everyone is now a teacher, let me preach mine too.
128 COURTSHIP THINGS FOR 'COURTSHIPPERS'
1. Watch and shadow
2. read each other like Hadley Chase novels
3. Be weary of Nollywood films, nt all is about love!
4. Watch less of Bollywood films, it unnecessarily prolongs your courtship
5. Watch less of hollywood films, otherwise u guys will yansh each other die and will never get married eventually
6. Protect your social media passwords
7. Expect the worse when u come home late from work
8. Dont trust the word 'trust' especially when money is involved
9. Run from Mr. Biggs, TFC, etc someone is hiding her poor cooking skills
10. If You must LOVE UR NEIGHBOUR AS YOUR SELF', at least make sure she is better than ur partner
11. 'THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER' only features in cartoons. Don't be deceived
12. Check your spellings, dont type 'I hate this 'WIFE' when u actually meant 'I HATE THIS LIFE'. It is always unexplainable
13. Dont ask about your pasts...he could have had it with ur younger sister in the days of his 'unknown'.
14. Just be ready to spend money either way, because woman is synonymous to money, and man is synonymous to ATM
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127. Always test drive ur 'machines' at least every weekend. Its for ur own security o
128, finally, remember it is better to be happily single than to be sadly married.


Oya, talk your own!

Haha ..my belle don tier wit laff o. Guy,you must be Ali-Baba or Basket Mouth..Nairaland,chai!

Make una comot there joor! na everything una dey come up with 'WETIN WOMEN WANT WITH MEN'! Una dey weed?
The last time, na 21 things wey women want with us, another time, 45 things women want men to do, yet another time, 101 things women expect from men...una wan kill us? If we go on industrial strike, who go dey 'help' una do the things?
Abegggggggggggggg!

How can we have all these things at once, we be 'god'? 

Oya, the following are WETIN MEN WANT FROM WOMEN'
-Beauty
brain
brilliance
intelligence
honesty
unselfishnes
ungreediness
deligence
gratefulness
contentness
merciful
lovliness
uncraziness
unlaziness
happiness
'cookiness'
uncrookedness
'unclothedness'
'unnakedness'
unmadness
sexiness
gentleness
unlousiness
attractiveness
smartness
sharpness
coolness
'unbad-belleness'
untalkativenss
unjealousness
peaceable
lovable
amiable
able
capable
formidable
unseparable
'fathomble'
'uninflammable'
immovable
removable
'ballable

oya, give us all that and we go love una die!!!!!
My guy,e be lyk say na you be the real highNESS