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A big house on 1.5 plots of land for sale in Ijegun-Ikotun Lagos. Serious Inquiries only.
Consisting of 2 sets of 2 bedroom flats upstairs in the back, 1 - 3 Bedroom flat downstairs, and a massive
6 1/2 bedroom with 6.5 bathrooms duplex tastefully finished in the front. All attached
Suitable for residential, Church, School, Bank or any business or industrial use. Asking 45M Naira
More pictures coming soon! Cash bonus to the lucky agent to bring a buyer.
Email luckyme9@ymail.com for more or drop your number and state your intent, and I will call you.
NO FUCKERY!!!!!

Hi my people, I was just wondering how I can find a VERY GOOD cook, to cook for me for just one month. I was hoping for someone who will resume to work every morning or I can provide accommodation for about 30 days. This individual will come up with menu, including snacks, will definitely know how to make some good ass moin-moin. I'm looking for mainly Yoruba food, but I don't mind other varieties, except for Hausa food {no offense}
I'm a good cook myself, but I was just hoping to get a break. What is the process of finding one, do you know someone you can recommend?

I feel you my dearest. But let me tell you from experience, in another 10-15 years you would wish you never said this. Skinny body-sexy body,Period.
If you are worried about flat chest, I can understand that, but get yourself some push up bras, you can actually by stuffings (silicone) for your bra, you will slowly increase the size that you buy. I will post you before and after picture of me. I wish I can ever get back to my skinny days. I will pay any price to get back to skinny. I remember 2years after I got marry, my mother will come and yell at me for not gaining wait yet. I drank all the Milo, milk, custard, in the world. i was even taking some pills {muse-got) I cant remember the name very well. But it didn't do anything. If you are ever going to gain weight, when you get to that age, you will wish the other way around.

Eating too much pineapple will not cause you to have diabetes. But if you already have diabetes, SURE too much pineapple will shoot your blood sugar level off the roof because the type and the amount of sugar in pineapples is pretty much like chewing on St Louis sugar cubes. Now if the machine kept reading error, and nothing is wrong with machine, that could mean that your sugar level could is above the maximum number the machine can read. For example, most machine that i have worked with will read up to 500mg something-something. Nobody's sugar should be any where close to 500, but Ive seen situation before where its been over that. That is a medical emergency. when its above 500, that's when it will start to show error, a different lab work will be done done to detect the actual number. My worry for you is that, if your blood sugar goes above 500 you need to be in the hospital as this is extremely dangerous "not to scare you". Low blood level will not cause the machine to read error, you would have been dead or in a coma before anybody's sugar level drops below a readable range. By the time your blood sugar drops below 50, you would have known that something is wrong with you. Please be sure to get to the bottom of this because if you truly have diabetes, you shouldn't be eating pineapple like that if at all you would still eat it.

Sure

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This is my kitchen in Naija, and yes it could be a pain in the butt, because it has to stay clean around the clock for its full effect.
Take a look at the before and after here. But the dirty part is usually late at night when the house help and my kids are already asleep while faaji is still rolling, and with 3 teenage girls in the house, I don't clean anymore, lol
I'm not so worried because it will be back to normal before I wake up the next morning

Tgirl4real: I visited a friend's house recently with a couple of friends. They just moved into their own house.

I got attracted to the style of her kitchen.lol

The kitchen is directly linked to the living room and its designed in an open. Way. Of course, there is heat extractor and other things in place.

Though I love it and wouldn't mind such. But can a typical Nigerian cope with such?
Ok. What happened is that we all ransacked her kitchen teasing her that she lives in a modern house.lol

Well, her hubby loves it that way too.

Building your house, can u design your kitchen dat way? considering the 'open door' culture we have here.

2. Means the kitchen has to be tidy 24/7

3. Means u have to have enough grubs for ppl like me when we come visiting.

When it's just me and my husband, 3-4 weeks. When I take the whole family, 6 weeks no more no less. Reason being that the air fare, is sooooooooo much for my family of seven. Plus the first week or two is sweating and adaptation for us, late second week into the third week is when we finally have blended in and settled. Especially with the kids, I intentionally give them time to bond with the culture and stuff. I remember my girls going to the next street to buy soda "minerals" and eva water,carrying them on their heads. They always have fun "so far"
About the time, thank God my husband and I work in the hospital, where we get to take time off, sometimes with or without pay, depending on how much PTO we have. We save all year round to visit home. Thank God we both believe in home sweet home NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

Can you post something that can power at least 3-1.5HP AC, and still carry everything else. Like the 10 bulb, 1 fridge, 1 freezer, 1HP water pump and 1 Iron. Including price please. More so, I'm looking for an automatic transfer.

Am Alone:
Why don't you show some pictures of your work so far??

I need PVC for some places in my house

Check this out, this is where I found him
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-654256.0.html

I love your transparency Jaytime, keep up the good work ,
You will surely be blessed on this forum
Thank you for everything.

@ ULSHERLAN, lol, thank you for laughing at my adversity. I will be here waiting for you, just kidding I'm not wishing any bad oooo
I think I'm pleased with the search they carried out last Sunday, they showed me everything on video, if there was a snake, it would have been dead by now.
Thanks to everybody who cared, and the ones that have been around (disappeared) searching for the snake. God bless you all. I pray that snake will not come near your property IJN

@ULSHERLAN , where have you been

Thanks guys, the second round of operation catch or kill was carried out today.
They didn't find anything. But they fumigated the whole house with both Chemical and traditional fumigants,
and I've been promised, if they don't see anything tomorrow dead or alive, I should be rest assured it's gone.
So, pray for me.

Good idea guys, thank you for all your help. Yes Jaytime, help me find out from your guys about the fumigation
If they can actually get the snake out and how much. Just in good full details
My house is in Ijegun"end of town"
Thanks

Genetics and stress.

So, where can I get this fumigant, because Im not even in Nigeria at the moment. Is it from a company, or something we get from the market.
Please help me find out too
God Bless

Thanks

@ Nexthome, But the the place is no more a site, it's my home, my dream home,
Sunday is the next appointment to have about 6 more guys to in again.
Just wish me luck and keep all the proven ideas coming.
I have noted the smoke method
cheers

@ twinskenny, what is with Decoder I heard about, that you get for 9k with 3 months subscription?
Shed more light if you don't mind.
And where is your location in Lagos?

@ Jaytime, please tell me more about the smoking. How do we go about it.

I just got back from their website prices were listed in R,
Nothing in naira. Are they the same as multichoice or is multichoice a part of them?

@topeorekoy, Thanks, we're regrouping for the second round
I just have to keep on praying and hoping they find it/them

Thanks Fhemmmy, It seems like you are the only one feeling my pain here,
I just hate to travel all the way, after all the struggle to build the house.
I wish we haven't bought the tickets.

That helps, thanks

I've organized the first set of boys, ni good outcome. Unless they find it, KILL it, I still don't know how to step into the house & I was hoping to be home for Christmas .

Tell me more, how does the subscription work.
Monthly ,,I'm guessing
How much and what all is included
How many rooms does the 27K include
Is there a package for whole house And so on,

@ vescucci, haba, you din vesc be that ? Lol
I was shocked when my post disappeard where I posted it
But thank you for taking me to where I wad supposed to be in the
First place. Now let me go find myself
Cheers