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Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 7:33pm On Aug 13, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
I hear ya.. why not change yours to “GrabHerPussy” so u two match well
Lol,no need

I'm luminouz,illuminating her everywhere! wink
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 6:44pm On Aug 13, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
If Benin food is expensive, what will you say of PH food? grin

Not all of us are bad. I can guarantee you that I am still a good girl. wink
Lol,
I guess for PH na to dey cook ursef oooooo

@the last part, l'll keep that in mind wink
Celebrities › Re: Iceberg Slim Apologizes To Juliet Ibrahim For Cheating On Her, Breakup by luminouz(m): 5:17pm On Aug 13, 2019
Mekenz:
that's what you get from a man with a boy brain, he saw pure love but he didn't realise it,because he is busy chasing fantasies, a boy that can grab his woman like that is not yet a man,and still has a lot of growing up to do,and come to think of it, is only few that knows him before the Juliet saga.
now he has lost a good woman and the fame that accompany the relationship then..........

anyways your apology accepted, you can now go and sin no more.
Ogbeni keep mum.
Who asked u all this na?
And to make it worse,look at your last sentence....are you God or what? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Iceberg Slim Apologizes To Juliet Ibrahim For Cheating On Her, Breakup by luminouz(m): 5:16pm On Aug 13, 2019
tohyorsih2:
Eyah! i feel so sorry for Juliet cry cry
tongue
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 5:11pm On Aug 13, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
You see why I dey fear you, neither here nor there. grin

That said, why you come dey fear me now? I am a PH girl, but schooling in Benin.
Gotcha!!!
I knew u mentioned Benin to me once (you know where I guess). wink

Neither what or what? Babe,na hustle carry me go that side o,if you see me eh,I don dark like charcoal,una sun for that side no be here...and food is so costly eh. I entered a restaurant, and thinking its like our SW canteens,ordered for 5 akpu and 2 meat( 50*5 = 250 and 50*2= 100). Naso I chop,dem come call am 1k. The confused look on my face even made the woman laugh...unknown to me,each plate na 500( meat = 200).
Naso I learned always to ask for foodplate price before asking for second/third helpings.
I still ate like 3 times before the day ran out. Mehn! Una dey try for that side!

PH gehs are bad na....its common knowledge jor grin
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 3:20pm On Aug 13, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
I am in PH.
I was thinking na Benin o

The closest to that ur area I visited was okigwe in imo state. Left on saturday!

So na PH babe u be? I dey fear you oh
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 3:12pm On Aug 13, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
Where is that?
Edo/Benin....
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 3:04pm On Aug 13, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
Trust is a luxury. Of all the monikers on here, na your own I fear pass. grin
Lol...
Haba...
You don't need to fear me na...I'm a gentleman.

I was around ya side since 3 days ago. Left this morning.
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 3:01pm On Aug 13, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
She obviously doesn’t mean it that way or it would have been “caress his balls”! cheesy
None of ya biznez how she says it

I like it like that! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Shares Photo Of Shiloh, His Son With Nicola Siyo by luminouz(m): 10:48am On Aug 13, 2019
Sapphire11:
Fine baby. Unfortunately for ubi it will be too late for him to realise having kids with different women is a bad market. Will living under the same roof even change much? Maybe a little. The kids will grow to see their mothers as both the father and the mother, he's a sorry sperm donor
Ntooooor

E pain am!
Romance › Re: Women, Is a 5-6 inches long dick enough for You? by luminouz(m): 6:08am On Aug 13, 2019
OmoAlata1:
Are omo alata not human beings?
Sure they are, but you're so saucy and discriminatory.
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 6:06am On Aug 13, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
Grab his balls is her moniker and u r not scared??
Why should I be?

I love my balls being grabbed,squeezed and sucked. wink
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 6:05am On Aug 13, 2019
CsRockefeller:
Okay Sir, didn't know this is all fun to you. But let me reiterate here, all men are not dogs. Jeez!! If I wanted to be stupid and wayward I could have done it during my NYSC when I had plethora of girls within my vicinity being a College of Health.

I can stay with a woman all my life time and won't even use my hand to pick a strand of her hair, women do not move me, they never will.

Take a cue from Mr. Rockefeller, live a good life.
Lol,ok...that's cool

Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 11:40pm On Aug 12, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
I thought that was a man. What kind of lady has that type of moniker?!
Lmaoooo...
She be girl o,just clowning around with the moniker
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Aug 12, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
So no intention of getting married
Back off her or ur moniker becomes MarOrDie!!! undecided


She is mine! smiley
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 11:26pm On Aug 12, 2019
CsRockefeller:
It depends on her age range, some people have signified interest but don't want to stay with someone much older than me, you understand that people within an age bracket communicate better. I don't want it to look like a master-servant relationship.

By the way, I'm in my mid 20's.
Izlike u want to be slapped into the 15th century....
Whose sister wants to stay with you? Make u give her belle abi? undecided
Romance › Re: Women, Is a 5-6 inches long dick enough for You? by luminouz(m): 11:07pm On Aug 12, 2019
OmoAlata1:
From my experience most men with big dicck suck in bed. The worst sex I have ever had in my life was an ijaw guy with 9inch fat penis.

I don't care about length, I care about girth. I judge a guy by his stroke game, that is what will determine if I will continue to give you my time or not. Not your 12 inch pee pee. Your oral game must be on point too.
Nawa o...

Even omoAlata( pepper seller's daughter) dey demand for girth and oral game...

Romance › Re: Women, Is a 5-6 inches long dick enough for You? by luminouz(m): 11:04pm On Aug 12, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Men and unnecessary showoff. Just lookat how they've hijacked this thread.

Who's claiming 8inches there undecided?

Even Carrot owner will be claiming Cucumber lipsrsealed
If they reason ur matter now,u go dey cry slut shaming or something....
Cuz I no know wetin concern u with diick matter o


Do u have a diick ni? undecided
Romance › Re: Women, Is a 5-6 inches long dick enough for You? by luminouz(m): 10:59pm On Aug 12, 2019
Bigcowhorn:
Na wa for you
I gat ur back bro grin
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 10:57pm On Aug 12, 2019
CsRockefeller:
I am looking for a lady who can stay with me. No ulterior motives, you pay a token and help out in the kitchen once in a while. Location is Magboro.
Would you like my sister to come stay with you?
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 10:56pm On Aug 12, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
You, be cool? I doubt that. grin
U get Wahala eh!

U can't even believe somebody!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Women, Is a 5-6 inches long dick enough for You? by luminouz(m): 9:08pm On Aug 12, 2019
nimabusta:
Lol...me I was just observing..
Good one.
Oya DM me biko...

I'm as wide as a fuqin coke can
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 9:05pm On Aug 12, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
LOL. I don't even intend doing roommates once my rent expires. grin Having someone in my space gives me headache.
C'mon babe,don't be like that!

Imma be cool!

Scouts honour! kiss
Romance › Re: Women, Is a 5-6 inches long dick enough for You? by luminouz(m): 8:36pm On Aug 12, 2019
See those two agbayas playing love here on a dick-certification thread...


Kwantinue o,I'm enjoying it wink
Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Living With A Lady As A Guy by luminouz(m): 8:22pm On Aug 12, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
Don't you have a friend to squat you in hostel? She may really want to help, but it's not advisable.
I need accommodation, can I come squat with you?
I will keep to my side of the room of course! wink
Romance › Re: If You Are As Old As This Pics Share Your Thoughts by luminouz(m): 8:14pm On Aug 12, 2019
Chai,see comments

These people are old o
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jumps Down From 30 Storey In Indonesia While Evading Police Arrest by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Aug 12, 2019
Chaiomsy:
He didn't jump deliberately. Don't believe that. It's the official's way of killing Nigerians to make it look like he jumped by himself. They asked them to jump out of the building. It's so sad really...
Proof??
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi's Wives, Daughters, Daughter-In-Law, Others (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:40pm On Aug 12, 2019
englishmart:
Solomon married 700 wives and 300 concubines. If 365 days make one year, then it took him almost 3 years to go round in lashing routine. Each wife waited that long to get a lash?
People were surely helping him in the kpanshing.
U get proof?? wink

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