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Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu's Sons Announce The Death Of The "Elegant Stallion" by luminouz(m): 5:48pm On Jul 31
mmadu4:


if you fall from a 10 story building and hit your body on the ground. that would be considered a painful death. i can tell u many ways one can die horribly .. he will die a painful death
But everyone still does eventually, so what's the point

If you had said he will suffer greatly and won't die(cancer, slow agonizing cough), I'd understand


As you dey curse so, you sure your prayers would be answered sha?
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu's Sons Announce The Death Of The "Elegant Stallion" by luminouz(m): 3:02pm On Jul 31
mmadu4:


u are a fool if it was your mom or dad. wont you announce it? . animal im sure you are a product of raping .

you will never die well.
So someone can die well?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sports / Re: Favour Ofili Denied 100m Spot At Paris Olympics, Mistake By NFF by luminouz(m): 2:42pm On Jul 31
Iamgrey5:
Which stupid tribalism

She is registered for two other events

They don't want to register her for three events because her strongest events are 200 hundred meters and 4 by 100.

They believe Ofili should get better opportunities to perform in the 200 meters and 4 by100 relay. Especially the bend in the relay because of her long legs.

But they should have told her before taking the decision.

It's unfair for a person to train for four years only for others to take decisions about your performance without your consent.
How dafuq did you know this? You sounded like you were in the committee bro
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:08pm On Jul 31
pinokio6634:


By the yahoo boys ofc ,pounding the girl to oblivion.

Damn.... This is so sad.

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Romance / Re: The People I Pity The Most In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 2:07pm On Jul 31
Sapasenator:


He was constantly asking me for money and now he is into drugs.


Damn
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Was Embarrassed This Morning By A Neighbour by luminouz(m): 2:07pm On Jul 31
ravensckar:
Na their pattern be that; broke shaming a guy. I'm even surprised she didn't add "ugly" to it. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Werey dey disguise.
Lmaooo

Ugly and useless...that's her MO
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Brings His Oyinbo Wife To Spend Time With His Family (pics/video) by luminouz(m): 2:06pm On Jul 31
Anny69:
🤣🤣Tell me another joke.
Please leave me alone .no be by force na

Go and meet your husband, fishlips
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Brings His Oyinbo Wife To Spend Time With His Family (pics/video) by luminouz(m): 2:06pm On Jul 31
LilMissFavvy:
$toopid Yahoo cr!minal
Are you talking to me like this?

Am I your mate?

Be careful or dog will bite that your fish mouth
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Brings His Oyinbo Wife To Spend Time With His Family (pics/video) by luminouz(m): 6:46am On Jul 31
AmericanIdiot:


That’s Yoruba for u
Very inferior and worthless people
They don’t even value themselves 😡
Damnnnnnnn
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Brings His Oyinbo Wife To Spend Time With His Family (pics/video) by luminouz(m): 6:42am On Jul 31
LilMissFavvy:
Nigerian Yahoo boys have won a trophy undecided . Where will she bath and poop in that environment? Hopefully, she lodged in a hotel and only visits in this slum.
I can see why you are the way you are


Na relaxer full your brain
Romance / Re: The People I Pity The Most In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 6:41am On Jul 31
Sapasenator:


Was easier those days, the idiot squandered all the money and is broke now.
A very beautiful young white woman from the USA furnished an appartment for him in Lekki and made a finace visa to come for marriage in the US, this guy filed additional application for his Nigerian girlfriend and the US customs found out. He was deported and barred when the Naija girlfriend was discovered. He got great women from NZ, Australia and the US.
I have never seen someone given so much opportunities in this life and he wasted everything. He now begs me for money and I blocked him already.
I just saw he begs you for money..damn

See opportunities he wasted!! Kai!!
Romance / Re: The People I Pity The Most In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 6:39am On Jul 31
Sapasenator:


The eediot even dropped out of university when money show and never completed till today. Spent millions on his gf and her family and abandoned/disrespected his poor mother who was there for him. Boys camped in his house day and night and would always be back 2am every morning from club.

Now he is a brokeass, his second wife just left him and I blocked his number.

Damn...that's exactly what always happened to most of them...they never invest, they simp and they forgot who was there(family) when things were rough for them.

Why you blocked his number though? He never asked you for money, did he?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Was Embarrassed This Morning By A Neighbour by luminouz(m): 3:53am On Jul 31
ravensckar:
You can hide your main moniker, but you can't hide your flaws and inability to type correctly. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Werey dey disguise!

#Picks_tooth

Lol..she said I'm broke....

I have been crying since morning. God, why me?

Why must she abuse me like that? Is it a crime to be broke?🤣🤣🤣😉
Romance / Re: The People I Pity The Most In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 3:52am On Jul 31
Sapasenator:


Not diabolical my brother. I know this guy very well. It got to a point the lady abroad was barred by her bank abroad from sending money to my guy in Nigeria and she asked him to go to Dubai to collect, this guy travelled to receive money. That was in 2010.
Lol...I believe you. It's harder these days though. Diabolical is the way to go
Romance / Re: The People I Pity The Most In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 9:16pm On Jul 30
Sapasenator:


There was a day very long time ago, I parked my car and was worried about the condition of having to work a lot and the pay I was getting, I had this cousin who never worked for one day and always clubbing, a lady in the USA had just sent him 100,000Euros. Dude bought two SUV's in one day and proceeded to club to squander the funds.
And you thought it wasn't some diabolical shiit he used, which always have repercussions?

Who but a föôl will get 100k Euros and squander that and never even think to invest? Or have a get out plan?

That's why I have no pity for them when they go mad
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Brings His Oyinbo Wife To Spend Time With His Family (pics/video) by luminouz(m): 7:40pm On Jul 30
Anny69:
We'd never be free. Smh.
Spinsterhood don finish this one destiny story she dey see slavery everywhere

Fishlips
Romance / Re: My Friend Is A Simp by luminouz(m): 1:13pm On Jul 30
onumadu:


Chai, see logic. shocked
Did the OP mention that the man was raised by a single mom?
I would only consider your position if the OP confirms that the man in question was raised by a single mom.
But even at that, I know MANY men who are simps and who were raised in typical nuclear family (where there's a mom and dad of course).
I come from eastern Nigeria where single motherhood is rare, but I still see many simps.
One simp I know is from a family of 9 and he is the last born. Grew up with mom and dad plus 8 other siblings, 6 boys and two girls, yet he ended up a simp!
How come that is possible if your theory is right?
Your theory at best wrong and at worst dangerously wrong.
I don't agree with you. So let's agree to disagree
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:10pm On Jul 30
pinokio6634:


Now that you poped the Question,you’ll get the cherry

‘Yahoo boys’ mostly use drugs and Aphrodisiac when pounding any girl ,do you know the effects of differents drugs entering your girls body ?

Have you read about the detriment of Post sex pills? Do you want to date a girl that her body system has been compromised ? What If she faints or dies on one sleepover?

she may be looking shinny outside but trust me she’s Damaged inwards…

They do make up and all to cover for the internal damages…..Vet every girl you’re with/intend to be with Ruthlessly and show no mercy for a Cheat…..

The way I Pounded this girl that came on Sunday hmmmm,if your babe Dey cheat on you,trust me the guy wey Dey bang her Dey use Aphrodisiac (Segz enhancing drug on your girl )🤞

So the drugs are used by the yahoo guys or the girl or both? I didn't get that part

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Politics / Re: Planned Protest: FG Begins To Sell 50kg Rice At N40,000 by luminouz(m): 1:10am On Jul 30
ceejayluv:

Yes he closed the borders and few years later, the local rice has become ten-fold costlier.

Was that due to him or insecurity-cum-inflation?

Now subsidy removal.

I can't believe you lots that were clamoring for border closure are now yelling for the same borders to be open because of rice. Nigerians are an emotional lot.
Politics / Re: Planned Protest: FG Begins To Sell 50kg Rice At N40,000 by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Jul 29
Beremx:
Why not open borders for rice importation? How many people will have access to buying rice at 40k?

Another stampede loading...
Are you shortsighted ni?

Weren't you here when rice importation almost crippled local produce and discouraged local farmers? Buhari blocked that so local production can improve and there will be self sufficiency.

If he opens the border and rice and other things flood the country, na una go still complain say country dey import too much

Una matter taya person
Romance / Re: My Friend Is A Simp by luminouz(m): 10:00pm On Jul 29
onumadu:


Probably true (per the statistics, though I need to check that), but still that doesn't mean that ALL simps are people raised by single moms
That is inductive reasoning.
Example: Mr Simpson is a simp. Mr Simpson was raised by a single mom. Mr Simpson is a man. Therefore all men are simps.
See the logic flaw bro?

Yeah...I am not making a generalized assessment but most simps had no moderating male influences and were raised in a household with no strong or dominant male presence.

Your inductive reasoning is flawed ..it's too basic. Let me help you

Mr Simpson is a simp and a man raised by a single mom, so all men raised by single moms are simps
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Politician Forced To Walk On A Mud Road For Failing To Fix It (video) by luminouz(m): 3:27pm On Jul 29
Zooposki:
Be like na Kenyan I go marry o!!!! First time in my life I will show respect to an African man.
So your father is an Arabian man?

Mûmû girl
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women Round The World. by luminouz(m): 2:56pm On Jul 29
Bitterkola100:
you get time, can't you read between lines, the person you are arguing with is obviously a kid.

I believe you were probably like him when we were younger, most of us were.
Time is a great teacher, he will learn with time.

You are right.
Dude has been monitoring me since 2022 or 2021. And I'm not gay so I had to make that known biko.

I already gave him my ubiquitous potassium and advised him to use Brighter Grammar. Make him no derail your thread jare.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women Round The World. by luminouz(m): 2:51pm On Jul 29
DonroxyII:
Ogbeni Put Your "K" & Stop Shalayeing ..... Cone Headed tongue

Online is home of Banters ... I come here come fun & Go .... I no Dey yab you but dey pull ya boxers so e can be sweet ......

Real Men hold themselves responsible for their Women ... If shit happens, just dust yaself & Move On ....

Men like You are at Sambisa Dusting Bokoharam not here Redpilling nonsense always playing victim cards against Women ...

Western Economy is not same as African Economy.....& Western Men ain't Dependent on Mere Pvssies, They Work so Hard to Build All The Infrastructures both Men, Women & Children Depended On Today .....

Some of you dey even blame Women for making you cum earlier ... grin ....

Bunch of Fvckboys !! .... Western, Western as if Na Women Built Western World no be Men ...

Ordinary Political Stability Una Men Dey Shake ...grin ... Tell dem to Cum Fvck, Na their Dem be Odogwu .. Western Slaves without Any Form of Innovations nor Inventions ....

Una Even Copy & still Fail .... Ogbeni Put "K" & Relax ...!!
K
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women Round The World. by luminouz(m): 9:07am On Jul 29
DonroxyII:
It takes a Man to See what I'm Driving at, The rest of those who yearn dust are just Boys !

We Men Can't Mould Our Women to Be what They are and still blame them for what they are! ..... Any Women with entitlement mentality, a Dude Somewhere is Fanning The Flame cheesy

Verily, we are carrying our craze to other African Countries that's why their Men are having Problems with Us .... Yeah, Women are Resources Thank God we have them in Abundance if not Men would have extinct Themselves in War of Womenhood !

Average Nigerian Guy including Myself sabi Spoil Women but when the Spoil Begin Manifest in the Women We started Insulting Her & Her Generations for being Spoilt .... Double standard Stupidities!

Nigerian Men are very Irresponsible, We would Never-Ever blame ourselves for Anything.... We always look for Scape Goats for Our Own Shits Laslas Either God, Village People or Satan Would take the Blame for Our Own Inconspicuous Maturities cheesy

Even when Nigerian Men Spoil their Pickin Finish Sotey Dem life Come Spoil, Na the Mama(& Her Families) Dem go Blame but same Pvssy-Man Would acknowledged Himself for all the successful Children grin ....

Until Double Standard comot this Country, we no dey go Anywhere grin

Make Luminouz Dem dey Cry dey Go, Na Me dey find ya Attention cheesy ... Wetin Aboki No dey Use Claim Prize grin
Nah today you dey do am? You always try to make your posts feel relevant by mentioning me na .. any redpill stuff, you go mention my name, insult me small, add smiley join am to make it seem as if you no dey yab me. I honestly don't know or care about you, but you seem obsessed with me. God go deliver you oh.

It's ok to be my fan. Keep blaming men and exonerating women and you go learn your lesson. Naija girls encourage and love being dependent on men, making them entitled lazy species. If a man wan toast a woman with 10 million and she says no, he go force her? Women accept what they accept and they blame men for their own shiit. Men offered, women accepted and enjoyed and encouraged with 'broke boy, man-child, and irresponsible' talks. Yet you still think na men dey force them to become leeches today. Western women decided not to be leeches and started working their asses off. I don't use money to get women but you do...so you are the simp, not me. Nah only you be man for here, the rest of us na boys because we no agree with your opinion. Continue, Einstein!!

N.B: The OP of this thread already rubbished your claims and made you look stewpid yet you still won't learn but kept being stubborn like he-goat! Other OGs don waya you better OT but you no learn, na luminouz wey no even use money Bleep women is the one that's your problem. Keep blaming me for why women dey demand money before you Bleep them.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With Women Round The World. by luminouz(m): 9:05am On Jul 29
Anny69:
Keep projecting. While at it do the below.
Go and cook, fishlips!!!
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women Round The World. by luminouz(m): 4:59am On Jul 29
Anny69:
It's about time we mount pressure on you guys to make the male suicide rates go higher.
Shût ya ass up .. that picture perfectly describes women
Romance / Re: My Friend Is A Simp by luminouz(m): 4:38am On Jul 29
CaveAdullam:
Lack of abundance mentality.

This is the problem of the average Joe and Kate in a romantic relationship.

They always settle for less because they are restricted by their socioeconomic and geographical boundaries.

There's no special person made for another person. Stable relationships happen because the two people involved decide to make it work through thick and thin.

Loyalty is established once a friendship is sealed. So if a friend or lover sabotages or betrays you, that loyalty has been cast into the dungeon. No matter their apology, you shouldn't never see them in the same light you used to.

People who value relationships will go to the extreme of sacrificing themselves to jeopardize the bond of love and friendship. Those that monkey swing themselves from one branch to another are green snakes under green grass.

Reputation matters in every affair of life. Those who can't remain consistent in core principles and values are unserious people.

That friend of yours will get himself whipped in the future in the hands of that woman. It is not that the woman is smart, however, she capitalizes on his foolishness and now is smarter than him. (Except he wants to play games with her.)

Women are capitalizing on the sexual thirstiness of men, testosterone is a GOAT. A man blinded by love and romance wouldn't see the light of day.

Relationship is all about trust. And once it's broken, it is broken.

Apology is a lie. If they did it before without considering your well-being, they will do it again when the bid gets higher.

Thanks.
💯
Romance / Re: My Friend Is A Simp by luminouz(m): 4:29am On Jul 29
galantjoe:
Your guy is not simp
Hé has a plan which you may not be aware of. Even alpha male does accept their cheated girlfriends back with harder conditions. You can't throw water with child in it because of anger.

To err is human to forgive is divine
I laugh in evil powers..

Yeah right!!!

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Romance / Re: My Friend Is A Simp by luminouz(m): 4:25am On Jul 29
onumadu:


Oga this your psychology theory is suspected quackery of the worst kind. What a logic LEAP! shocked
Simpism as far as I know is mostly inborn or inherent. There's absolutely no proof that persons raised by single mothers grow up to become simps. undecided
I've met A LOT of simps in my life and none of them were raised by single mothers.
One simp I know is EXACTLY like this OP's friend and even worse.
All it takes for him is a girl just dating him ONCE and he automatically gets hooked and be willing to take anything from her, just to continue the relationship.
He is well to do enough, handsome, smart as far as I can see, and good guy. Yet he is a simp, and there are many others like him.
BTW women can also be simps. Women simps are even worse and hard to detect, because the woman would be very reserved, until a man sleeps with her and bam! She becomes hooked and can never say no to that man again.
We should be careful trying to simplify things of nature, because nature cannot be completely understood even by the best brains.
The man should be left alone, but should be advised to marry so that he can keep his simpison IN HOUSE.
You are wrong ... Statistically, men raised by single moms tend to be simps because there is no moderating male influence in their lives.

Google it bro

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:34pm On Jul 28
Smartb0y:

You forgot to mention what yahoo boys have done to most of them.
Empty wagons everywhere now

For those of us who are novices...what did Yahoo boys do to them?

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