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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 4:28pm On Mar 14
LadyRosa:


Yet I still dey husband house.
Where your sisters dey? cheesy For their papa house. tongue
Lol...he go soon pursue you na.... Who wants a parrot for a wife?
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 11:27am On Mar 14
EreluRoz:
Wait ooo is it abnormal for a lady to like sex or you see it as abnormal for me (an adult) to talk about sex?

Who doesn't know on nairaland that you are a chronic womanizer?

Few years back I didn't know how to cook anything but not anymore, so the joke is on you

You are not only talking about it, you are a FREAK!!!

Me womanizer? Will you gbenulo? Small girl!!!

The joke is on you cuz I'm sure your food tastes like shiit!!!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 10:56am On Mar 14
SenecaTheYonger:
You can bang the living daylight out of a girl. E get as prick go strech girl pussy continuously, the hole will never return back to normal.
May I never meet such a woman, Amen. Wetin my 2inches go do for that kain hole na? grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 10:54am On Mar 14
EreluRoz:
mtcheww

Naso you like sex?

And you always follow me around like a mumu on redpill thread saying I like women!

And stop saying you can cook...it's annoying because you can't cook shiit!!!
Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 10:48am On Mar 14
EreluRoz:
He's actually right, don't be deceived.

Just very few men can actually truly satisfy a healthy woman sexually but women are made to pretend about these things. I'm only talking here because it's a faceless forum, outside here me sef will behave like I hate sex.
See your life!!!!

So you are like this!!!

Shioooorrrrr!!!
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 10:41am On Mar 14
blowjohn:



So I get point before ba.

Shey u see?

U never answer me who u don't help this year
You never get...go rest biko
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 8:47am On Mar 14
LadyRosa:


Hehehe grin grin

Now, I'm not happily married cheesy cheesy

I see food chop belly-up that's why I dey ya case. I be house wife to man wey be 'Great Provider' so, I no dey suffer like your unmarried sisters.

I too get your time tongue
Nawa oh...shey na like this you go use words kill the poor man? Cho Cho Cho like ojuelegba chicken.

Shioooorrrrr!!!
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 8:45am On Mar 14
blowjohn:



Grow up.
Building of schools is outdated.


Name one private owned school in Nigeria that has made waves in waec or jamb!

U cannot give genuinely yo the needy but u want to build school.

Isn't that jumping the gun?

Because u see politicians building schools, u don't understand or ur brain cannot reason that its all money laundering.
I said getat!!!
You no get point again... You lost this one.
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:35am On Mar 14
dhiqson:
smiley
Unconfirmed reports
But seems Roger Federer (im sure we all know him... He's considered to be the greatest ever tennis player) just found out that his two daughters aren't his


Make do with whatever you want with this info
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!

I adore Roger Federer oh...I pray make this story no be true oh... E go pain me for am oh...

Make I go check well!!

N.B: I just checked YouTube and it seems to be true. Make I wait and observe if popular blogs go pick am. I still no believe sha.

If a woman can cheat on Roger Federer, Who are you to survive such, without the redpill. Redpill is the only thing that can save y'all

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend With Cylinder After Smoking Colorado In Ondo by luminouz(m): 2:28am On Mar 14
2shure:
I met one of these riff raffs abt last week,driving a Nigerian used c300,no hate on that.me day I'm riding a muscle sports for close to a year plus,I asked for some updates.he started hyping himself,I then later asked him for just 5k loan cos money I was expecting didn't come that Thursday,he said he didn't have anything. Even showed me his opay acct reading 50naira as balance.i locked up.2days later I went to a random bar,u can't imagine this same guy bought almost 6bottles for 3 guys and was claiming boss.he was shocked to see me there.ibgreeted him briefly and moved out. Just this evening I heard he had an accident with the benz and it was a right off.i was so happy.cos he boasted a lot,ingested too much colos,buying bag for 20k.shey him eye don clear na.shakara don end.hahahahahaha foolish dumbo claiming woke on top naija used c300 wey be scrap. I also noticed he was lousy,always shouting at top of his voice,always hyper active and sometimes stuffs like lighter,phones and all keeps dropping from his hand. Any small thing ,he would be ready to fight,look for wood.i advised him to slow down then,but he saw me as a hater.him eye don clear now.hahahahaha. the car wey dey give am prestige don spoil,the dumbo dey hospital bed.hahahahaha
You are a bad nigga. That boy didn't owe you shiit. You are rejoicing when he had an accident because he refused to give you updates and a 5k loan? You are a snake and I'm glad you don't have friends. With a friend like you, who needs enemies?

N.B: I have noted your moniker. May I never meet you in real life, Amen!!

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 2:18am On Mar 14
blowjohn:



Oh... Av helped people a lot.

As a matter of fact I have helped someone, a female, a Muslim then, go thru school and av never seen her unclothedness.

Av helped people out of hunger or when they were sick.


Don't worry building a school isn't love.
U see? U don't even know how to make lasting impacts.

Follow what feeds the heart. Not the brain.


That's humanity.

I'll build better life improving structures.


How many people have u helped this year with ur money?

Don't lie o.

Don't even try to lie or I will catch u.

U sound like u love alcohol a lot sef
Abeg getat!!!
You were the one screaming for another man to use his money to provide jobs and I asked you how many jobs or schools you don create and now you are saying building a school is not out of love? Na why I no dey take una serious na. When cornered like a ferret, you desperately look to use reverse psychology to bail yourself out.

Egbon, you lost this round. Find someone else to be entitled over his money and not make your own, you hear?
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 2:04am On Mar 14
LadyRosa:



That's the issue with you, you assumed at first that I share same fate with your unmarried sisters.

Pele mai dear!! If you were really married and happy, you'd not be online going back and forth with a total stranger. You'd be busy having fun with your husband. But here you are....who knows maybe you don drive him away with your argumentative nature. Which kain husband go stay with you with this your character of relentlessly arguing?
Shioooorrrrr!!!!
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 8:01pm On Mar 13
olamoses75:
Simps will learn the hard way

Summary:

1. She was fucking while she made him wait.

2. She was fucking while she allowed him to fลซck

3. She enjoyed fucking the fuckboy and tormented him with the information

4. She will NEVER stop fucking because she never respected the guy. Only a simp would wait for 4 years to touch a woman who gave all away in a week.

5. Any man your gf keeps complaining about and seemed worked up about, is prolly the one fucking her.

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 7:57pm On Mar 13
blowjohn:



A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... ' the boxer' by Simon and Garfunkel.

Am not entitled to the boy's money.
U will be surprised how many people take my advice.


Like Nas said in his song, 'highly favored'


The OG said, "No matter what it is, rent it
And never buy it, it's all temporary possession
We don't own nothing on this Earth but our soul and that's the lesson"



I know people like u cannot do without building a house.

The one davido built, how many times does he live inside? cheesy



Like I said nobody cares about your advice. How many schools you don build or jobs you helped create? Get your own money and do that yourself.
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 7:55pm On Mar 13
LadyRosa:

Pain me ke? Say I no marry abi say I no get children?
Na your sisters wey don turn your father 'other wives' for house e dey pain. cheesy


That's just the issue with you. You dey assume say I get single sisters or any sister at all! If you are supporting women and still abusing those that are not married because you are married....you are a hypocrite na
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 6:59pm On Mar 13
blowjohn:



It's a natural thing to do.

Money isn't like gals.
Money isn't food


The love of it is the root of all evil.

So one has to be careful.

What is affecting Nigerians? Is it woman, food or money?
Nobody gives a shiit about your so-called hubris! Don't be entitled to another man's money. Simple
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 6:27pm On Mar 13
aestake:

She wants to build with someone already built grin
Na today she be golddigger?

E don try na...I catch her today!!
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 6:26pm On Mar 13
blowjohn:


He made a point.

He won't be driving in those cars by himself. So what's the use?

He cud have used the money to set up businesses to employ people.


Abi how many times have u seen whizkid, DJ Khalid, jay Z, davido, Kanye West, etc drive around town alone?
Why do y'all like advising people on how to spend their money? Na you help make the money ni?

Use your own money and set up the businesses na...or you no get head?
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 6:24pm On Mar 13
EreluRoz:
The only Benin man I like, he's very decent and not promiscuous.

He once said in an interview that he doesn't intend to sleep with many women and that was how he won my heart.

Find him for me , I want to build with him.
He is already built.

You, on the other hand, are a shameless golddigger

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 6:23pm On Mar 13
LadyRosa:


It's a lie, yours ain't all good. Advice they become second wives or third if they don't have any husband yet.

Nawa o...this thing pained you oh... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Romance / Re: Tunde Ayeni Arrests Alleged Babymama by luminouz(m): 4:58pm On Mar 13
MrBrownJay1:


yet you are the pained one quoting me, lol! this is MY opinion, you can accept it or you can accept it, regardless its still my valid opinion. quoting me with unintelligent facts wont change my opinion
Gerrof, Agbaya!!!

Shiooorrr
Romance / Re: Tunde Ayeni Arrests Alleged Babymama by luminouz(m): 4:11pm On Mar 13
MrBrownJay1:


exactly... you guys have no evidence whatsoever on this issue, because the only valid evidence would be the DNA test result, which was never presented. why focus on the name of a child if it is proven that he has no relation to you? any smart person and their dogs, know that you cannot force an American citizen to change their name (just because you are hurt in your feelings)
Lol...you think I'm that invested in that story like I was the one who dated the girl or something? I don't care that much. But your constant argument about showing the DNA test sounded lame. Not showing it to you or me won't change the narrative on ground. That babe's time is UP.
Romance / Re: Tunde Ayeni Arrests Alleged Babymama by luminouz(m): 3:57pm On Mar 13
MrBrownJay1:


what evidence are you talking about exactly?

Shiooooorrrrrrr!!!

Agbaya!!!
Romance / Re: Tunde Ayeni Arrests Alleged Babymama by luminouz(m): 1:31pm On Mar 13
MrBrownJay1:


...and this man is such a nice caring person that he wants to keep the DNA result secret, to protect this thieving blackmailing slandering woman's child. abi? why wouldnt this olosho be pained? her golden goose has dried up.

any olosho that sleeps with a married man is doing so for financial benefit, and this man had no problem with it in the past...thus why she was staying in a house PAID BY HIM, and she was paid a monthly allowance BY HIM and when she got pregnant she travelled to the US to give birth ALL PAID BY HIM.
now here is the main issue: why would you think that when such olosho gives birth to this possibly bastard child, she wouldnt continue her demands for money? and if the child really aint this man's and a DNA test proved that (but you wanna bring your dirty cheating business to the public), then why not bring out the DNA result for all to see and lay this issue to rest?

again, this story is fishy to me...
Damn
Even with all evidence, you still chose to argue like a dรฎngbat!!! Respect your age na!!!

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 5:06am On Mar 13
LadyRosa:


Are they married? Do they have white hairs here and there and still leaving off their parents?

Advice them to take the options of second , third or seventh fiddle to old polygamous men, husband no dey o

That advice is for you na....since you are dissing the same women you are supposedly protecting.

Mine is good.
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 3:11am On Mar 13
LadyRosa:


Naaaa, I'm directing your ignorance to your sisters.
So my so-called sisters are not part of the women supporting women ideology?
๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

You will be alright
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 11:32pm On Mar 12
LadyRosa:


Go marry me ke? You think say I dey roll for church like your unfortunate sisters who are already in menopause but still unmarried?

Lmaooo...so you are dissing women that you are supposed to be protecting? What happened to women supporting women or some shiit? You actually insulted all the ENPs on this website.

Shiooorrrr!!!
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 11:29pm On Mar 12
EreluRoz:
He's a big time hater, nothing serious.
Shioooorrrrr!!!!
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 11:29pm On Mar 12
joseph1832:
Hey, what's up with you and that guy, luminouz? You seem to always be on his case. Lol.

You dey mind the werey?

She always call me out for being a redpiller. If you don't like what I preach them lemme alone na!!!
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Mar 12
EreluRoz:
Your legs must be K-legs , no further explanation. Werey
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