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Romance › Re: My Virgin Wife Now Something Else by luminouz(m): 10:53am On Jul 10, 2025
Xso666:
I am here to seek suggestions from experience people and I don’t just want to act based on my own thoughts alone so I don’t regret my actions later
Stop the cap...

Which suggestions do you want again?? Your story is a lie.
Romance › Re: My Virgin Wife Now Something Else by luminouz(m): 7:25am On Jul 10, 2025
I don't believe this story. I think it's a frabricaterd yum-yum to debunk the 'virgin is a better wife' mantra.


It's normal for newly deflowered women to have a high sexual drive but for her to blatantly be fûcking another street dude is weird...not impossible but just weird. Female nature may be universal but the story is not connecting at all.

The fact that you are here saying you don't know what to do is also suspect. How can a grown ass man say this?
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Where Did You Learn To Speak So Beautifully?" - Trump Hails Boakai's English by luminouz(m): 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2025
Mariangeles:
Yes, Trump!

Africans are so intelligent, they can speak your language, but you can't speak theirs.
I hope you are not planning to apply for a US visa soon. You are always abusing Trump. Note that it will come to bite you in the ass.
Family › Re: Paternity Fraud: “Make Another Man Pikin Run My Race” by luminouz(m): 9:27pm On Jul 09, 2025
sampsonub100:
If truly you are a doctor, then I am really disappointed in your comments. A man who births children all over the place doesn't pass his liability to an innocent women.
Lol..that goes to show you that even female doctors are incapable of logic.

A man has bastards everywhere but at least the kids' mothers are not confused as to the maternity. But a woman has 7 kids and makes her husband think they are his when they are not.
Family › Re: Paternity Fraud: “Make Another Man Pikin Run My Race” by luminouz(m): 9:23pm On Jul 09, 2025
DeepSight:
Spam
1 of 3
noun
ˈspam
: unsolicited usually commercial messages (such as emails, text messages, or Internet postings) sent to a large number of recipients or posted in a large number of places

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spam

From the foregoing it is possible to deduce that the poster you are responding to may be such a recipient as described in the bold.
Lol...that's definitely a new way of seeing it! 😂😂

Nice one
Family › Re: Paternity Fraud: “Make Another Man Pikin Run My Race” by luminouz(m): 12:11pm On Jul 09, 2025
dollytino4real:
In those days who know paternity test, any child who comes to ur house and call u father is ur child. Whether by ur spam or not
Spam?

Na email you dey check?

Lol...you need Brighter Grammar!!!

Yen yen yen like parrot!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:05pm On Jul 09, 2025
emmaodet:
An unsuccessful woman still gets treated like a woman.

An uneducated woman still gets treated like a woman.

A broke woman still gets treated like a woman.

But an unsuccessful, uneducated, and broke man? Nobody cares if he dies or lives.
💯
Crime › Re: My Cousin Was Just Raped And I Don't Know What To Do. by luminouz(m): 11:42am On Jul 08, 2025
This is unbelievable...

Go to the police if she is really sure.
Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by luminouz(m): 11:57am On Jul 07, 2025
gravity4:
Antarctica is a door way to the inner earth.
Lots of people do not know that, the Americans and the Russians collaborate when it comes to exploring tech not of Earth's origin, underground. There are bases that are really big buried underneath the earth.

How do I know? From first hand information. 100%
In fact I'll be more precise. There's a really big underground base under area 51. Very big, like a city, they keep tech and other stuff not of Earth's origin there
Do you have more information? Can I mail you?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:48pm On Jul 05, 2025
Carot:
incase of any update. Alert me
Yes boss
Food › Re: What Is The Most Popular Food In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 3:20am On Jul 05, 2025
Mariangeles:
Well, we can unanimously agree that jollof rice is the one dish that unites us all.
You and who is unanimously-ing agreeing on anything?

Just face front.
Romance › Re: UK Based Nigerian Lady Says She Cannot Bring A Man To The UK by luminouz(m): 1:03am On Jul 05, 2025
Harddiskng:
Men should be more pragmatic. If a woman would never do this, why are men doing such.

I have a friend working abroad, I told baba there are babes where you are (even Nigerian babes) marry there! Any babe living in Nigeria would be 100% ready to follow you abroad oo.

You won’t believe 3 months later this baba was in Nigeria doing one elaborate marriage proposal to a babe he wants to carry abroad. Well me just tell am congratulations and moved on.

Even if you no wan learn, life go teach you lessons by force by fire 🔥
That dude will learn in no time. He may be too ashamed to tell you though. He is gonna get fūcked up
Romance › Re: UK Based Nigerian Lady Says She Cannot Bring A Man To The UK by luminouz(m): 1:00am On Jul 05, 2025
Tightpussy2024:
They were busy running mouth that it's men that bring women to UK.

An Igbo trader that can't hold biro well will sponsor his wife to the UK who is a nurse and be using it against her.

How would he have gotten there by himself?
The money he is getting from her submission of her salary to him every month after 4 months would cover the money he spent to fund the travel.

The bloated fool will insist on her going to African store to make soup because he can't endure pancakes and pretzels and Tesco products from the little salary .

She will come home from work and studies and when she needs help in domestic chores argument will ensure.

He will remind her he sponsored their relocating. When she say pim he will beat her and come to report online that when you bring women to UK they change
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Romance › Re: UK Based Nigerian Lady Says She Cannot Bring A Man To The UK by luminouz(m): 12:57am On Jul 05, 2025
dettolgel:
Nigerian men used to be proud and emulated by other African men. Today they are laughing stock, looking for any successful woman's to piggy back on out of Nigeria.

Where are men like our fathers; that did all it took to cater for us and our mothers? Where are those men that single handedly took their family abroad? Where are those men that usually travel back to Nigeria to marry and bring their wives abroad?

What we have today are nose piercing, hair braiding sissy boys looking out for already made women to leach on grin One of those sissy nigga like the one above me, is asking where women marry men in Nigeria. For your information they both marry each other, if you want to push it further (giving your knack for nonsense) technically according to the bible it is the woman marrying the man, since the man will leave his family to york with the woman grin
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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:25pm On Jul 04, 2025
SpencerForbes:
Lolz 😂 no caps bro. I’m not shaming the dude oo but I can’t fall for that kinda girl. If you think I’m lying, let’s chat on WhatsApp and my babe still dey submissive pass that banny. So your advise is not needed here😝
K boss.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:53am On Jul 03, 2025
Carot:
how far about your sis? Is she single make I try redpill on her
She say she gets one yeye boyfriend wey she wan marry but until I see him, I don't know how serious she is...

You think the sister of someone like me will not be redpilled?
Dey play 🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:06am On Jul 03, 2025
Smartb0y:
You settled for trash and got thrashed.
Deal with it😂
Don't hate the player...hate the game...

Applies to women too
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:05am On Jul 03, 2025
SpencerForbes:
Omo na the worwor own shock me pass ooo. I was just thinking for him to woo that kind of girl and still let her use him. Make the op no vex, him suppose post him own pics sef. It’s either his smv is really low or he has low self esteem. No caps oo, but if I post the girl I’m talking about. She beats that banny times 5 and I haven’t sent her up to 30k since I started dating her.

Even the 30k is like a gift cos I like giving naturally. Like babe take 1k for suya. That’s my kind of giving. I just hope the poster learns from his mistake. I’ll recommend him starting from 1st page of this thread and some ubunja miseducation. That should help him for now.
Alaye stop the cap... If you post your girl now, everyone go shock say she no even fine reach tenrack own... You are trying to shame the dude but you got your own issues to figure out with women
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:02am On Jul 03, 2025
SpencerForbes:
I can’t believe I just read the whole 8 pages and I thank God I found the redpill when I was broke. At a very young age.

My girlfriend knows I can’t trust anyone. She has tried everything possible to make me trust her. Even telling me that if I don’t trust her she can’t trust me. And I’ll still vet her anytime, Anyday.

About single mothers, I think they all have the same characteristics cos this my girlfriend opened up to me that she has a child and she was “raped” She started with the love and everything but after she noticed I’m not falling for that shit, she switched off all the love. That’s her business.

I’m always the one initiating the break up but she won’t reply and she knows I don’t take her bullshits. She has even complained that I complain a lot cos I don’t want to take shit but she’s still coping tho.

Her phone has been giving her issues for a while now and she wants to change the phone. She told me about it and me that just needed fun, I played along. She’s was telling me I’ll support her with 110k. I laughed in my mind and played along.

Recently, the phone started tripping off and she said if I can help her before Saturday. I told her she’ll have to come over on Sunday cos I’ll be free. She asked how much am I giving her and I told her it’s 100k and out of the money, she’ll pay for everything. Both the hotel and everything.

She started blackmailing me with tears. I told her the change would be enough for me to buy 5 new tops and baggy jeans. That if she doesn’t want it, she should forget it.

While we were still chatting, she said if she should eventually buy the phone, that no bastard to come to her front to tell her shit. But thank God that particular day, I was with my gees having a bottle of whiskey and that got me tipsy. Na so I change am for am asap. She told me about her ex that bought a new phone for her. I told her she can go and date a ritualist. That I’m a hustler and if she’s not taking it, she should f up. Mind you i wasn’t even planning to give her up to 25k and she knows cos I always tell her I can’t get her a phone to chat other guys and she’s claiming I have trust issues.

While we were arguing, I told her I can’t give 110k to a girl that I’m not married to and she claims she knew I had that kinda thought. That she’s gonna get it herself. I told her if she don’t want, she can take a L that she can block me if she wants and she said that’s why my relationship doesn’t last. That’s it’s gonna take the grace of God for me to reach 1 year in a relationship and I was happy she knew I don’t take shit.

Due to my no nonsense lifestyle, I blocked her asap. Down to her TikTok account but the little simp in me no rest until it achieve it’s mission on Sunday. So I unblocked her. She later sent me a voice note saying if I’m angry that I always tell her what no other man has told her. That if I continue that I’ll be a single father. That sounded like a complement. Even saying she was gonna tell my sis some things about me so she can advise me.

Now the redpill in me is not planning to give her anything on Sunday. If she wants to come over, good and fine. If she doesn’t, I’ve told her sex is cheap and she should F off.

So bro, you just have to keep learning cos this gender ain’t taking it easy on guys out there.
You guys dey try sha....

Giving a woman 100k...🤣🤣🤣🤣

No woman except my mum and sister has collected 25k from me. These two people have spent way more than that on me.

See as you dey explain history to one single mother wey suppose dey spend money on you.

I don't spend money on such women, they spend money on me
Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boy - Don't Let Me Drown (From F1® The Movie) [Official Video] by luminouz(m): 3:27pm On Jun 28, 2025
ImoleNaija:
Schooling and residing abroad do not translate to being rich. The family is just comfortable.
Lmaoooo....the way you guys talk is laughable!!!


An average Nigerian can affording to send kids to school abroad abi?
Romance › Re: My Late Girlfriend Still Visits Me And I'm Losing My Mind by luminouz(m): 2:49pm On Jun 27, 2025
DonroxyII:
She is just haunting You and trying to leave her normal live nevertheless it is not easy on her soul too for being cut off from her loved Ones Untimely ....

Na simple thing, just carry ya Qur'an or Bible and tell God you don't want her messing your mind up anymore ....

Be Reading Psalms if you are a Christian
Or Read Ayatul Qursiyu If you are a Muslim ...

She will rage no doubt that you are sending her away but if you Manned Up enough and Stand ya Ground ... She will Howl and Leave to another Horizon !

If you don't cast her away, anything you wanna do that's not within her interests no go plum for you ooo ....

For instance, you won't have money to leave that house once opportunities comes and you will have money once house no dey wey you like 😉......

Those spirits sabi mess with person life no be play grin
Lmaooo...see analysis oh ...from a guy who has never seen a ghost in his life.... Cover your face in shame.
Romance › Re: My Late Girlfriend Still Visits Me And I'm Losing My Mind by luminouz(m): 2:47pm On Jun 27, 2025
Juliearth:
God created snakes, Lions, etc. Do we welcome them into our homes because they are God's creations? The living and the dead do not operate on the same realm. Welcoming someone from the other realm would bring nothing but death. Op cannot bring her back to life, but she can claim his life so they can be together.
Lmaooooo....this one has watched too many Nollywood movies. It's astounding how little y'all know about the supernatural.

You know nothing, Snow!
Food › Re: Balut: Can You Eat This? (Pictures) by luminouz(m): 9:05pm On Jun 24, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
That's cannibalism in disguise. A thread like this with simple "Yes" or "Never" replies option is a good place to enforce lower than 40 character reply rule. Cc Seun.
So you even know the meaning of cannibalism or are you being for real?

How can a man cannibalism an unborn duck embryo
Romance › Re: Evening Newspaper: Girls Feeling Pressured by luminouz(m): 8:06pm On Jun 24, 2025
femi4:
A lengthy post only mean one thing....they really got on your nerves
Lol.... exactly my point.no amount of emojis can mask that. I have seen women overshalaye a million times when they are bothered
Romance › Re: Evening Newspaper: Girls Feeling Pressured by luminouz(m): 8:05pm On Jun 24, 2025
shaybebaby:
Getting old is a privilege and something to be thankful for.
Unmarried at 30 means you have survived 30 years on this planet. That life is something to grateful for. Many do not live long enough.
What's the matter with you shay?

You ok?

Cuz you ain't ever this nice or not notoriously savage.
Romance › Re: Evening Newspaper: Girls Feeling Pressured by luminouz(m): 8:02pm On Jun 24, 2025
LilMissFavvy:
So we still have ladies who feel bad about the evening newspaper tag? H0w many black guys are good enough for marriage? Do single ladies listen to the billions of sad tales from married women? A good percentage of married woman are frustrated, very few are happy. If you can't find a husband that has the qualities you desire, then go ahead and have children (adopt) and live a single fulfilled life, it's far better than getting tied with a u$eless husband in the name of marriage.
A good number of married women are what? You mean after collecting bride price and ummunna...after not choosing the man they love but those financially ready even if it's an evil yahoo boy? Now you still want to blame men for your choices?

God will judge that your mouth
Romance › Re: He Paid For My BBL In Turkey — Then Asked For “Installment” Sex as Payback by luminouz(m): 7:56pm On Jun 24, 2025
Anaconda76:
Easy to say its a fake story because we know 90% on Naija babes will jump and follow Felix so they can live the "soft life" and trend on SM....but after a long time of "opening leg" and faking smiles for IG, you go taya naaaa. Abi is it when he starts to pass you around to his "Baby i want you to meet one of my big friends from Abuja, please make him happy" you go realize say e no worth am?
The girls would still do that...then use the new maga to replay what the old maga spent on BBL or use it to hook one Alhaji or politician that will scare the old maga away.

Y'all don't understand women
Romance › Re: He Paid For My BBL In Turkey — Then Asked For “Installment” Sex as Payback by luminouz(m): 7:51pm On Jun 24, 2025
Simps would never cease to amaze me...

How is sex even equal to BBL for God's sake?

Why won't these bannies feel they deserve shiit when men behave like this?


N.B: Only a punk would believe this story but I need to fill my 40-character bullshiit...so why not preach the redpill?
Romance › Re: I Sponsored My Girlfriend’s Business, Now She's Getting Disrespectful by luminouz(m): 3:25pm On Jun 23, 2025
StreetFight:
Those of us that took our wives to the UK are now regretting it.

I have no advice jare.
Tell me more

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