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Foodforthought:
Honestly daughters are something else. I'm scared of one day having 'em. She didn't even consider her family . See how she looks like rotten pepper fruit. Mtcheew

Lol...u get baad mouth!!!

luckyz4rea:
When you cage people or try to be too protective, that's what happens when they get the chance to do what they really want.

She's grown enough to make decisions for her self whether good or bad. Though not in support of her act!

U nailed it bro

yesloaded:
Mark must be luminouz friend

na their work

The guy
Him try small!!!

DICKcleared missing!!!!!

Omoh...she get mind sha.....what if the mofo she went to meet really had bad thoughts for her...he already has a cast iron alibi to bail himself out...easy meat fun awon Iya AYAMATANGA!!!
She put her folks through shiit and thaz very bad!!!!

Why go through that route when she has options?....I fondly remembered atinuke that year...na to form holyghost brother go greet her for house, nack well and come out with big tummy(she always insists a preacher mustnt go home hungry ) and a takeaway pack!!!

Mariangeles:


What demon possessed you to think that that was a good humour idea ??

She said a day earlier that no April fool prank can get to her... Naso I try my luck oooo......

DabuIIIT:
Lai Mohammed

Lie for what

alexistaiwo:
You won the nairaland version of the challenge.

Lol...I stopped April fools prank after that day

Oh..mine was an April Fool's prank...on my way home from school..I bought eggs,dirtied my clothes, used
bandages from school clinic which I stained with red ink. Some yards to the house,i cracked the eggs ,put them in my mouth and let em dribble down my chin. With a mudafvcked up look on my face,I entered the sitting room and fell down screaming 'mummy'. Unfortunately,mumsy was with a friend and on seeing me they both yelled and came running. I allowed them to yank me up and I opened my EYES and yelled 'April fool' with egg yolk dribbling everywhere. Their reactions were instantaneous and synchronized as if they rehearsed it beforehand. They both dropped me and I never saw the two slaps(mum-forehand,her friend backhand) till they exploded in my face. The slap-fest continued from both women till around after the 10th slap,my mumsy now remembered say I be her pikin and snarled at the other woman saying 'do u think ur beating a goat ni'? And she punctuated it with another slap. I couldn't sleep that night cuz my face looked like I was stung by a 1000 bees. For 3 days after,my brothers dey call me 'puff puff' face!

princfred:
Lol. We should rather do a one day no insult and hate and see how it will feel. Can we just cum together and just blowing kisses even when provoked? How about that pipol?

Me Vaseline crew
U no well o