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NYSC › Re: Nysc Allawee June 2019 Not Yet Paid! by luminouz(m): 11:33pm On Jul 06, 2018
Jamodeen95:
I hope say dem go pay us at least before Monday
Remember me oooooooo tongue
NYSC › Re: Nysc Allawee June 2019 Not Yet Paid! by luminouz(m): 8:56am On Jul 06, 2018
Odkboy23:
today na Friday o... Nothing yet
Lol
Will u kip kwayet??
Can't u fast for 7 days?? tongue
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 9:54am On Jul 05, 2018
lefulefu:
hm abeg learn how to cook oo make babe no go give u horrible concortion chop and wey go come lead to food poisoning.except maybe if u damm lucky to end up with a wife wey sabi cook but in this modern time it will be rare. Yes oo there are girls dat are very diabolical.if dem mean u then u are a goner. They will put decimal 10:10 in ur food or dem go cut a piece of ur cloth go give juju priest. There are girls as desperate as that. This is why its important when u start to dey move with a girl try as much as possible to know d type of friends she moves with.if u know ur babe friends u might have an idea on who she really is....though some smart ones hide their friends from u so make u no figure out the type of person they arecheesy.
Jesu!!!!!
Thanks man!!!
Ion know it's as bad as that oooo!!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 9:04am On Jul 05, 2018
lefulefu:
Well thank God i can cook so i no need to depend on woman to cook for me and besides how many girls today even sabi cook?cheesy. The most many girls these days can do in the kitchen is manage to prepare indomie noodles and the indomie sef will even be burntcheesy. Ehn u will see some indomie wey some girls prepare and it will look like burnt offering offered to the gods.i dont even want to mention the rice wey some go cook and d rice no go don and d stew dem go burn am to blackcheesy.as for washing my clothes i cant allow a girl to touch my clothes cos i dont want her to cut a piece of my cloth go dey give babalawo.i know d dabolical nature of some girls dese days.
Lmaoooo
Jeez!!!!
U try pass me na...I no Sabi cook....n I always give in when these mamas wanna come cook for me..but are u serious about the girls cutting off a guy's clothes for babalawo stuffs shocked

Dat part is scary...n Bisi suppose come cook for me today o... undecided
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 9:01am On Jul 05, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Save it then. All I can conclude is that you belong to the indomie generation.
Lol..ok!!!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 8:48am On Jul 05, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
That's not an answer. Dude, how old are you?
That's the best I can do....it's an online forum,babe!!!!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 8:42am On Jul 05, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Really? Answer first.
I wanna clarify if you belong to the indomie generation.
Lol..I'm not!!
27-32 age bracket!!!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 8:37am On Jul 05, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
SMH. First and foremost, How old are you?
Lmaoooo!!!!
Seriouslyhuh Why u askinghuh?
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 8:28am On Jul 05, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
I'll never delve into a toxic relationship as that again.
As for yourself, save the trips. Don't need 'em!
As for myself,I don't need the trips....told u I'm acting for some guys here...
See ya around,I guess
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 8:14am On Jul 05, 2018
BluntBoy:
But you made excuses for him. You said he couldn't help being like that. cheesy

OK, Uyai. I will drop it. It appears to cause you distress and a beautiful lady like you should not go through such unnecessary stress from a gentleman and man of God like me.
Lmaooooo!!!
Just ask her out already na!!!! grin
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 8:09am On Jul 05, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
You're one hell of a person!
I'm not interested in getting hooked up!
Tell indomie generations to freh me!
Lol....I'm alien actually!!!
Trust me baby,u will get better with time.
Just remember this...finish grooming ursef n take things easy....n lemme know...cuz I will be back!!!!

Modified:
I read what u said about ur ex using vulgar n abusive words on u n all dat n I wonder where did y'all get these guys(u n soapqueen)...it's only a foolish nigga who takes advantage of a girls love to maltreat her.....
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 12:19am On Jul 05, 2018
Titilayo4real:
Yes ooh na only me dey here, the thread was created for me. Now you know.
shocked shocked

See the way ur talking to me....

Sho Mo Age Mi Ni?
Romance › Re: 70-Year-Old Billionaire Poses With His 20-Year-Old Model Girlfriend (Photo) by luminouz(m): 12:15am On Jul 05, 2018
[quote author=lefulefu post=69089458][/quote]wink wink grin
Romance › Re: 70-Year-Old Billionaire Poses With His 20-Year-Old Model Girlfriend (Photo) by luminouz(m): 12:13am On Jul 05, 2018
czarina:
Papi you're not Santy? Thought you were undecided
Lol..I'm alien babe...ur Alien!!! wink
Romance › Re: 70-Year-Old Billionaire Poses With His 20-Year-Old Model Girlfriend (Photo) by luminouz(m): 10:06pm On Jul 04, 2018
czarina:
Doesn't always have to be about the money though, she probably is genuinely attracted and Roberto probably has a fantastic personality to go with the money. Kudos to them kiss kiss kiss
If u believe that,then u will believe I'm santa Claus!!! wink
Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo People Have Dog Eyes? by luminouz(m): 10:01pm On Jul 04, 2018
Dog eye ko...alligator eye ni!

NL don spoil me I swear!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 9:02pm On Jul 04, 2018
MariaLavina:
I'm still working on it, you missed that part. lipsrsealed
Lol..I ain't missing nathin!!!
Ur mentality pleases me!!!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 7:34pm On Jul 04, 2018
MariaLavina:
wink
Lol..ur my kinda girl....I like em big,bold n brazen wink
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 7:32pm On Jul 04, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
That'll be a waste of time for them. Tell them not to flinch a muscle. I'm perfect being single. Relationship comes with a lot of mad stress. I can't deal.
Lmaooooo
Now I know u REALLY need to get hooked up....
I've heard that 'i'm perfect being single' line a gazillion times n u know whathuh It's a BIG,FAT lie.....

Look, rlatnships can be stressful but hell life is stressful..n that's what makes it fun..it makes u human,showing the capacity to FEEL....n that's how I know ur still good inside... otherwise I wouldn't give a fvck if u feel nothing,that makes u dangerous!!

Now....just let ur DMs be open 2mao..ok... wink
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 4:41pm On Jul 04, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't reply PMs.
Lol...I ain't d one sending babe...
Good luck to the niggas who will...
Told them ur single n free.... wink
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2018
Titilayo4real:
Am not enjoying my leeco phone, I recently accidentally deleted my photos permanently, pls how do I recover them. Mobile saver app ask I root my phone, took it to a phone Repairer, he was like if I root I won't be able to recover stuff again expect I always take to phone technicians. Help please.
Nawa o...na u dey experience phone reboot a while ago...
Now u deleted ur pixs permanently....
Na only U dey herehuh?


LeEco has recycle bin..check ur gallery n u will see it...all deleted pictures go to d recycle bin for 30 days before being wiped off permanently....if u deleted ur recycle bin 'accidentally' then OYO is ur case....other gurus will help u with any info to recover them o..

Luminouz Out!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 2:54pm On Jul 04, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Very funny.
Will tell them to send PM...but akwa ibom is a bit far o
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 9:25am On Jul 04, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
SMH. Did i mention I was looking for a BF?
Wetin concern me!??
I go find u one by force
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Of Five Years Dumped Me For Another Lady, What Should I Do? by luminouz(m): 2:33am On Jul 04, 2018
MariaLavina:
What you should do?

Cry!

Cry more!

Cry still you have no strength!

Now get up, eat, sleep, wake and get your ass to work.
Lmaooooo!!!!!
Romance › Re: Dear "Wife Material"- (oriaku Rants Vol.1) by luminouz(m): 2:30am On Jul 04, 2018
MariaLavina:
I'm working to get to that level that no man will ever want to reject my proposal. A level I will show love to one and millions will fight for it.

I will walk up to him and say "Marry Me" cool
DAMN!!!
This is deep!!! smiley wink

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