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Hi y'all! Its been a while..like a year since I last had d opportunity to participate actively on this forum as a member due to being handed a *getdafvckout* ban by a nameless n faceless MOD! I was a bit vituperish when answering a fellow member who hyper-mega-ultra insulted me! I guess the MODs let him go scotfree for that n clamped down on me....
Terms of how I spent my ban time? I was just in ghost mode all d time here....itching to comment but sadly not being able to.I read all ur post especially those following me n those i follow...but Sha some people here can lie o! Haba! ..all in all I had a good time as a ghost in d machine guy.
I missed my guys from romance section like die....AGUBANZE...Ur stories were cool as always... Had to read em in ghost mode...sorry..dedicate one of em to me Aiit...then my guy writing on how 3 girls fought over one guy (mercy n David n whatzhernameagain triumvirate).i loved ur story die...keep updating....To welcome me back...I have also missed these beautifull belles...Amelian...itsQuinn...damilolababy....Esther Fabian...queensuccubus...lawlahdey....Zeeafrica.....n last but not least...raine80(ur case eh..Na die o)...
I promise not to flatout blast some immature people here...to avoid bans...but that won't mean I still won't coldturkey anyone's ass who messes with luminouz! One love y'all....In Arnold Schwartznegger's voice...AM BACK!

jumpandpas:
Pure lie, my fingers are not all that long but down there is a deadly crocodile. If you know what is called Ogologo Amu, that's what I have.

Crocodile ke abi frog!

QueenSuccubus:




Uuumm I never knew this one.. Now, lemme measure their kondo without letting them know...

Feel free to measure mine!

2rez:
no be lie buh na true u lie when the mata gotta do with emere name 'em like succubus... U no even fear DAT name- succubus Tha sound of it alone ehn... she con add queen join. see ehn, no be sere sere oh. An iota of truth dey everly dey for joking mata chairmo. sha no talk say I no warn u wen e sele. . unto Tha next lvl, 10 mins dey on Tha high side bro. See ehn, most naija baes can mouth yearn lie. As 'em dey form posh, na so 'em dey form mouth. Everly forming sha... Their mata ehn, i bow for 'em!

Na true talk bruh!

Know2020:
Mike Ezorounye is 5'9 not a dwarf like Wizkid and Davido. Aki and Pawpaw are what we call Little People...Google it, not the same as being short ok.

Really? WizKid n davido are dwarves but aki n popo are little people? Are u on Oshogbo weed? Hatred is blind raping u bro!

Know2020:
Afonjas...show us your face? How tall are you...5'5? Most Afonja men are under 5'5 tall. Let's start with celebrities...Davido, Wizkid, Olamide who under 5'5. Compared Flavour, Ebuka, Alex Ekobi, Lynaxx who are above 6'0.

Am Yoruba Ode Oshi! Check ma dp... Most afonja under 5'5? N Ur naming these celebrities? U well so? Is Mike ezuronye 6'0? Is aki n popo tall? So u no know skill abi Odunlade adetola? Don't let hate blind u bro! Ur late uncle was WRONG!

Know2020:
Look at his ugly afonja face. This people are naturally unattractive. My late uncle used to say that God was in a bad mood when he created afonjas, so he did it any how explains why they are very unattractive....their men are usually short with small limbs, no muscles and fuggly face.

Not me mudafvcker! Carry Ur hate filled mouth go kiss transformer

2rez:
Chairmo, puna diver, abeg run, i say start running, i repeat brotha run, run for ur dear life. succubus U sure say u read wetin dey her signature right? Google succubus abeg. See ehn, go luminate other punas. If u read her sig & u still forge ahead,then na u want make eyah be ur case. . Ma 1 cent advise.

Loool! 2rez U no well ! D Luminate other punas part got me ROTFL! U no dis girls Na....always forming mouth! I know say she no fit do up to 10mins sef!

Raine80:
No cannot relate to that. Why beat about the bush it's exhausting. If I am not interested I say so, I am not rude. The ones that persist ( some men cannot take no for an answer) I will break it down point by point as to why it is never going to happen.

I like Ur honesty! Refreshing!

Mimzyy:
I've never been the type to play hard to get. If I like you, I let you know immediately. No time for beating about the bush. If i play hard to get for so long then it means i don't want us together. #NoRegrets.

Now this is my kind of girl! Babe....wey u been all this while! PM joor!

[quote author=StupidYorubaFool post=51120496]the guy mumu.. as him come yarn say it's about a thousand plus then I couldn't take him serious any longer.[/quote

All these marketers dey overhype poo!

kibra4u:
Get Samsu Oil. Its contained in a small bottle. Just rub a little on ur prick mosy especially on the cap 30mins before penetrating her you will last nothing less than 20mins giving her all the pleasures in the world. Its about a thousand plus. Enjoy.

I last roughly 30mins without DAT Samsu shit....on a first round! D fvck u saying again sales guy?

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahaha...

QueenSuccubus:
Hahahhaaahhaha... I may not utter any single word.

Ur Too dangerous to be tried out...along with that beard, it only means one thing, ur a puna diver

May not? Don't think so!
A puna diver? Lol! U don't like it?

Stupedinluv:
O my God who are these **** quoting me. Y'all must be as ugly as ***

Go away from me eeewww

Eeeewwww ursef dingbat!

Stupedinluv:
This is wrong on all sides.

The guy isnt even worth it.

Only ugly women beg and propose to men, eeeeww.

Will u shut d fvck up?

teejaypee:
she said she was actually begging him to get off her but he refused ..

That wasn't pleasure anymore but pain

Looool! I feel for her o! But Na girls dey cause am! Una go say d guy Na okobo.....now he will want to use d koboko on una wella! Personal experience!

QueenSuccubus:
Okies Ibadan boi, u look cute but u also be dangerous...

Dangerous? Am as cool as a lamb naaaaa! Just try ME! U will sing sweet songs n shed tears of joy!

QueenSuccubus:
HahHahaha... Ur teaching him wella ..what if at the last minute she cancel it?



Eeehnn.. Now, wat gonna happen to his dickstone? where he gonna use it...

Well he can deep freeze d dvck! Coz that's d only solution in sight if d babe no show!

QueenSuccubus:
Ifa hear....

Lolz! U know am not like dat guy naaaa! My dp says so!

Toks2008:
You are so on point

I'm not a randy guy but from the few times I strayed in the past I have been so disppointed that I have decided to remain celibate till GOD knows when cos it's of no use.

Most ladies are very dry and lazy and they can hardly go more than 10 or 20 minutes especially house wives...

Especially housewives? How u take know? Badt boi!

willibounce1:
Girls are naturally lazy, whether on issue of sex or any other thing. Before sex you hear girls bragging and saying rubbish about wanting a huge di..ck and how they can't stand a 1 minute man.

By the time you handle them and give them serious lashing, they start crying they are tired and complaining...my legs are aching... take it easy.... it is touching my womb and all sort of rubbish. Some of them will ride you for just 5 or 6 mins and they 'll say they are tired. Awon one oshi...na so so mouth them get.

I concur!

teejaypee:
Seriously bro .I didn't believe at first till she said she was serious!

Worst part is she didn't even ©um after all

She still didn't CUM? I taya for these girls I swear!

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahha... I never experienced this one yet.. But who knows one day,I may drink it as well with my bobo?

Try me babe...n DIE!

freezyprinzy:
Guys take tym 2 read I actually think d op is making sense

Every thing he talked about is true bro! Thread deserves front page if ya ask me!

Jarizod:
u no dey quote with brain oh just cos I said something is too long which is obviously true u come dey diss me

gerrarahia mehn

Too long for u maybe! I no complain naaaa! Y u come dey diss me.....gerrarahia mehn!

Jarizod:
what is this thing quoting me

Ur leaking conscience!

AlexCk:
Nice one @op,

Too much of everything aint good(cuz it appears u coming too strong), too little sef no good(cuz it appears u r not caring)

The idea is being moderate, but sometimes being moderate sef no good(cuz it also appears u aint spontaneous).

Lol
I give up jare

I agree with u bro! The key is d spontaneity! Know when to switch from defense to attack n vice versa! Sometimes all in the space of several seconds...not even minutes... Depending on d girl! One girl had to call me ALIEN when I used this method! One sure thing I know...too nice guys don't get d girls! Ever!

Jarizod:
Is this a history class..too fucking long

N dats y all them hoes use u as a cleaning rag!

Aginjusola:
I recommend you to follow number 10. Best luck also thanks for the praise I hope it helps

Op....u did all tons of gud with this post! Used to be guilty of being too nice n romantic..n of coz am handsome...d Hollywood kind of guy d ladies want! Then my ex.taught me a brutal lesson..claimed virginity while doing self servicing.. Then added religion to balance d equation..Coz I was too nice to fvck her! It was some years ago now....since then....I have incorporated all these points..n many more I discovered on my own...to my dating game...since then....u know what comes next!
This post will help a lotta guys if they can read n obey!

Johnholmes:
Please I need helpful comments ,
I've been dating my girl for almost 3 years now .She has most of the attributes I want in a woman But I just found out a year ago that she's really ugly without makeup( I know what I am saying).
People always commend me that my girlfriend is hot whenever we hang out with friends or go to church or attend other social gatherings . Recently I confided in a friend about this issue ,he told me, "manage na small thing, she no bad na" .So I invited him home one day to give us a surprise visit and he was visibly shocked by what he saw.
She has a lot of acne scars ,a really discoloured face ,and virtually no eyebrows.
Yeah, I do feel bad about her skin, because I know she works hard to keep it clear. I saw all her face products when I was in her bathroom once.... ,I've spent close to 200k on products and dermatology visits.
She's a goddess on makeup but very ugly without it.I may sound shallow minded ,but this issue bothers me deeply. I don't need a goddess ,I just need a normal girly face to behold at home not a scarecrow.
I put some pictures below just to show how bad it is.

Even when she stays over at my place ,she would have applied light makeup before I wake up,so I didn't notice it in time. When I eventually noticed her real face a yr ago, I assured her that we'll find a solution.she also confided in me that she can't go out without makeup cos it affects her self esteem .
What do I do , cos I am thinking of ending it with her?

Nawa o! As much as I empathise with ur doing the right thing....I feel for that chick Sha! Coz she trusted u n bared her mind to u....it will really hurt her! But then marriage is not about pity but love!

heffem:
2 different pictures for advert from make-up
artists .....and the Op is here cooking stories. what do you guys gain from all these lies?

Use Ur brain! Its God's divine APP!