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Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke: Her Father, Family And UNIZIK React To Leaked Video Scandal by luminouz(m): 12:38pm On Nov 05, 2016
dollyjoy:
I pity that girl, only God knows what she is going through now.
Such a nice girl ain't u? Please pity me too....I have not eaten since morning!
Celebrities › Re: Female Fans Complain About Tekno's "Cassava" Size [PICS] by luminouz(m): 12:09pm On Nov 05, 2016
dollyjoy:
That thing fit work magic sha. Hehehe grin
Dollyjooooooyy! I sight u ooh! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Female Fans Complain About Tekno's "Cassava" Size [PICS] by luminouz(m): 12:06pm On Nov 05, 2016
modsRbastard:
This how you know pornó has eaten deep into the souls of Naija girls, they want those superficial díck they see in pornó.

Besides, he's in a pool, what were they expecting to see. Meanwhile, some díck are shower and some grower.

Modified: D fück is wrong with NL changing my words angry
Thank u for d shower n grower comment! Some girls are plain dumb! No wonder cucumber is now d new bae!
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 11:41am On Nov 05, 2016
Luckymay:
It's there now.
Na dis be Ur vace...jeniva's voice!
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2016
Luckymay:
Lol. You no serious. Didn't know I still have that pix as my dp. Let me quickly change it.
Lolzzzzzz! Put Ur own Na!
Cmon....u put some social media BS as Ur dp? Izzunfair ooo! grin
Romance › Re: Black Is Beautiful (pictures) by luminouz(m): 11:32am On Nov 05, 2016
lovelygurl:
I don't understand why someone would be ashamed of their skin tone to be honest. As in their skin always look like chocolate. Lol honestly it's so beautiful. They should just take care of the skin instead of 'bleaching' it and even risking skin cancer. Unfortunately their skin isn't appreciated especially in countries where blacks live. The irony.
Beauty comes in all shapes n colours from my experience! Whatever colour is urs...just keep it clean n smooth shikena! D day I saw the extremely dark...satin smooth lady in SKUL...was d day I had to pay over 1k as damages...for breaking some egg crates! Was so engrossed with d chick I never noticed nothing! The girl even came to help me with tissue to clean myself up and was jovial about the whole thing .....I made sure I collected her number.promising to call her dat day..only for d phone to be stolen the next 65minutes!
To this day lovelywftgurl...I havent seen such skin like that combined with shape n big beautiful..slightly slanted eyes! Found out later she was d VC's last daughter n she stays in abuja! I was in 200 level then! D only chick I ever regretted not dating!
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 11:20am On Nov 05, 2016
Luckymay:
Lol @roasted cow.
So where have you seen me before to know am one of the EBINA girls?
Coz u put a pix of obasanjo n oshiomhole on Ur dp! Ebina Presidents! cheesy
BTW.....Ur already salivating at the thought of DAT roasted cow! So u see? grin
Romance › Re: Black Is Beautiful (pictures) by luminouz(m): 11:14am On Nov 05, 2016
lovelygurl:
Jeez r u stalking me

And nope unfortunately I am not dark skinned that's why I am jealous of them. Have you seen the likes of Nikki Perkins. Omg kiss
Stalking u? Na! Think its fate! grin
Am not dark skinned too joor n ayam telling u sometimes I wish I was! Too much hassle with sunburn n all DAT crap! These girls are so naturally beautiful that they took my breath away...some of our girls here ain't proud of their dark skin! Many girls have said yes to me coz they want their kids to be fair! Smh!
Nikki Perkins is a bomb! grin
Romance › Re: Black Is Beautiful (pictures) by luminouz(m): 10:21am On Nov 05, 2016
lovelygurl:
cheesy
Lovelywtfgurl! Just tell ME Ur dark skinned like dez beauties! I am so in d mood for some pre wedding pictures right now! Dat melanin goddess is so vine!
Hope Ur gud in d kitchen o! Forget about d other room...for NOW! grin
Romance › Re: All The Nigerian Girls I Have Dated So Far Have This... by luminouz(m): 10:09am On Nov 05, 2016
vybzkartel:
Body odour
Yes body Odour...
As a Jamaican living here in Nigeria, I have had no option than to date the women I find here. But to my utter dismay.. All of them smell very bad. Especially down below And i don't know why. Nigerians, please, check your personal hygiene. The other day after joining mouths with this Nigerian girl, you wont believe it, but i had to spend hours throwing up. Yes. Ivorian girls and Ghana girls are more decent. Please are all nigerians like that?
U might be attracting d dirty ones.....gather correct money..n gather d clean ones!
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Girl That Abort For You? by luminouz(m): 8:55am On Nov 05, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
It because YOU want her to keep the baby. Most guys are usually the ones telling thier girls to abort

Well me never abort or find myself in such a situation before. So I can't be a good counsellor on this matter
N we are supposed to believe u?
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 8:36am On Nov 05, 2016
Fabulocity:
That's more believable than what poster claimed the girl ate. Haba! Two plates of food, snacks, wine, a full loaf of bread, ice cream, cookies etc. Mtshew. Make I bend if this story is totally true.
Abeg no bend o! Just what I said earlier....u wont believe poo till u have seen an EBINA girl eat!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Navy Sends 4 Warships, 3,400 Troops To Niger Delta by luminouz(m): 8:30am On Nov 05, 2016
limeta:
Rear Adm. James Oluwole.
Yoruba,s are bringing war to the Niger delta
We will not forget
We will not forgive
Y
He is a soldier damn it! Is it by tribe now? Dp showed two lovely kids! WTF are u teaching them? shocked
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 8:20am On Nov 05, 2016
Fabulocity:
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Me sef come dey think the story. How will all those things enter inside one belle? Which normal guy will agree to pay for all those stuff?
This is real attention seeking.
My sister! I swear it could be true! I once saw with my two eyes a lepa girl...really slim shady....eat five wraps of Igbo FUFU( u know how thick those things are),ten assorted meat n a bottle of Gulder! When she stood I swear I lost my appetite! D belle just shoot out small! shocked
Please compare that to d overcooked foods at eateries!
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 8:16am On Nov 05, 2016
dollyjoy:
Olodo shocked shocked grin
Wao! Is rare to see u having a spat with another babe on NL! U go like fight o! grin
BTW! Lovely eyes! Can't imagine what they will look like when Ur angry!
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 8:10am On Nov 05, 2016
Luckymay:
Don't mind the lier. How can one gulp so much in just a night?
Ehen! U have not seen correct EBINA girls.......they can eat a fvcking roasted COW!
BTW......from d way am looking at u sef.....I think Ur one! grin
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 8:08am On Nov 05, 2016
beamie:
Exactly, we could all pray... lol
Pray ke? Are they ill ni? They should work! Faith without action is DEAD! grin
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 8:06am On Nov 05, 2016
lovelygurl:
Lool, I only hope your teeth are as white as his tongue
Sure! Can even send a pix to confirm that! Just need to confirm urs first! grin
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 1:31am On Nov 05, 2016
Lawlahdey:
The Op is right jhurr, if atall the story is true
Lawlahdey reeeeee! grin
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 1:26am On Nov 05, 2016
dollyjoy:
Op just say you want attention this night and we would give it to you. Unecesaary bullsh.it undecided
Wtf? shocked
Attention dey fill belle and pockets ni?
No lemme vex for yu oh! Girls do dis shit all d tym!
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 1:23am On Nov 05, 2016
lovelygurl:
The man shouldn't have paid. Honestly if you see a lady acting like that smile at her and say, you know you are paying right and shine ur teeth like this grin
Really? Lovelywtfgurl? grin
Since Ur not like that girl I will shine my teeth like this!

Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by luminouz(m): 1:18am On Nov 05, 2016
beamie:
I'm lady and I just have to create this topic.
I'm tired of the way some naija ladies demean themselves and behave like pretentious or rather still hungry people.
My friend told me a story about what happened to her last week with her new friend and I could tell you I was quite embarrassed.
She went out with this girl to see a guy(actually potential boyfriend)- since he has been asking her out and he wanted to clarify things further.
My friend and this girl got there and this guy started a conversation- it seemed like he only wanted to talk, but he asked them what they felt like eating.
My friend said she was okay, and the other girl gave her a hate face. She was forced to say she wanted some snacks. The girl said she wouldn't want to eat that- 'e no fit reach anywhere'. So, the guy simply put it that she wanted food.
He ordered some food for her and she ate greedily, she also ate out of my friends snacks, she ordered for round two of the food again and forced the guy to buy an expensive bottle of wine.
The guy never cared to look at that side and my friend told me she was disgusted when the guy said that he would like to take her to a store to allow her get some stuffs to take home.
She got there again and she bought ice cream, bread, chocolate chips (like 4-the rectangular ones ' God, i've forgotten the name'. No p with all that, but there was when she went to the eatery section of the store to start eating the ice cream, finished the big-size loaf of bread and also the chocolate chips.
The guy was quite disappointed because it was so obvious she just came out to eat. He told them that he was about time to go 'he was getting frustrated.
And the girl said; no oh. What of take away, the guy said, he had bought her that already and that she chose to eat it there.

She said no; that her take away is mostly candy. By this time, the guy knew he might be stranded, he didn't budget for all this.
She went ahead again and took six boxes of 'Ferrero Rocher( the ones with 6 chocolates inside). One costs around 2,000 to 3,000.
The guy had to humble himself and told her to drop everything that he doesn't even have enough with him, if she didn't want to embarrass herself.
I don't know how it ended, but this is where my friend-Osa ended it when narrating it to me.
Although, i've experienced this too multiple times and it seems these ladies do not do it only to guys/girls, they even do it to their family members.
The rate at which some naija ladies behave hungrily is alarming these days and i'm so ashamed.
And not only too food, but too material things also.
But truth be told, I think that some guys allow all this to happen too.
This ain't a fiction.
Beamie beamie beamie! Saw Ur reply in anoda thread n was surprised to see a girl like u in dis naija!
Hungry girls plenty for here o! U know them by their darting eyes n hunger hunted looks n greedy lump lips! As for me! If d potential gf n her friend want to eat to death..no problem...just take them to iya sikira's canteen.....order for 20 wraps of hot fufu n assorted meat......lemme see if she go finish am! I won't spend up to 3k in all! If they don't want...they can fvck off!
Its getting rarer to see a girl tell a guy..dear..let's fast for 3 days for our future! I TAYA for these EBINA girls o!
Fashion › Re: Yetunde Barnabas Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Pageant (Photos) by luminouz(m): 10:27pm On Nov 04, 2016
LecciGucci:
This ugly thin?... the most beautiful gal in abuja?

Hahahahahahahhaah i laff jn swahili..
These are exactly the kind of gals dat makes keyans beef our gals..

Upon a her heavy make up and excessive usage of hypo she still looks like gaghoul grin
Ur own pix or ahdonbilivit!
Romance › Re: Your Girl Can't Keep On Saying No Guys (pics) by luminouz(m): 3:15pm On Nov 04, 2016
Nna mehn, my girl Na introvert.


Bfr I fit even get her to tell me her name e take me 3 months.

U heard that right. Extra 2 months bfr she tell me she will think abt it.

Another 1 week bfr she said yes.


And she is damn beautiful.

Fair skin when they shine.
Pix of this awesome beauty or ahdonbilivit!
Romance › Re: Facts You Should Know About Dating A Beautiful Girl - It Is A Disadvantage!!! by luminouz(m): 10:39am On Nov 04, 2016
majour:
Beauty comes with a price, that's what I've noticed dating beautiful women, its either she's too proud cus of the too much attention or she's too dull and promiscuous, and a lot of them are bad in bed, like really bad
Udonmeanit!
Politics › Re: Opposition Mounts As Nigeria Nears Rice Sufficiency by luminouz(m): 10:29am On Nov 04, 2016
oesnac:
I need one person to give 20$ to invest in a business without returning the money and any other profits he/she make out of the 20$ I will not collect it.
Contact me on fanolamuyiwa@Gmail dot com or check signature. Once u agree with just one condition and u are able to meet up, then thousands of dollars await you.
OLE!!!!
Romance › Re: A Girl With Tribal Mark Is Seducing Me?? Help! by luminouz(m):
acenazt:
Lmao sha e get some peeps wey d tribal mark dey fit. Not talking about the Yoruba variation ohh. That one Na Halloween costume
U wicked ooooo! Chai! grin
Romance › Re: Facts You Should Know About Dating A Beautiful Girl - It Is A Disadvantage!!! by luminouz(m): 9:48am On Nov 04, 2016
Dimples999:
If ONLY we had 3 eligible men wooing us per day!

It's 3 wastemen per day and maybe 1 eligible man per month if we're lucky.

1 old man, 1 lil boy and 1 pervert per day is the truth and YES we can and do say NO with ease everyday
Really? Today never commot o.....add me to the list n givee answer by 11.59pm today! grin
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 3,000 Nigerians To Learn Animation Tech by luminouz(m): 9:08am On Nov 04, 2016
Lai Mohammed again! Just negodu Na!
Romance › Re: When Your Girlfriend Loves You Despite Being Broke by luminouz(m): 8:42am On Nov 04, 2016
Akkord4gov:
Ladies are d problem of demselves and they will be blaming guy undecided
grin grin
Abi Na! grin
Romance › Re: When Your Girlfriend Loves You Despite Being Broke by luminouz(m): 7:57am On Nov 04, 2016
beamie:
Ahn Ahn now cry

Kilode
Mabinu dear! Its a game we play! She hides her pix....so I just kinda guessed d worst case scenario of how she looks like! Obviously she cant be as bad as dat naaa! Its play play we dey! : grin
Romance › Re: When Your Girlfriend Loves You Despite Being Broke by luminouz(m): 7:18am On Nov 04, 2016
lovelygurl:
It's morning already. Wake up from ur sleep. Stop dreaming grin
Hahaha! Will try in d evening then...when am wide awake! Ciao baby! grin

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