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PoliticsRe: Thugs Invade Nigerian Senate, Mace Stolen (Full Video) by lurvy: 8:16am On Apr 19, 2018
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CrimeRe: UK Visa Applicant Bags 3 Year In Prison For Lieing About Marital Status by lurvy: 11:36am On Apr 18, 2018
GistRealm:
Mr Kolawole Viyon has been sentenced to three years imprisonment for loeing about his marital status while applying for UK Visa in Nigeria, by an Ikeja Special offences court.

The man was dragged to court following a petition received from British High Commission to ICPC


At the resumed hearing of the case yesterday, the ICPC through its counsel, Gogodoye West, told the court that the defendant and his accomplice, Olaronke Akerele, had committed the offence on December 13th 2016.

West said officials of the British High Commission in 2016 handed over Viyon and his accomplice, now at large, to the ICPC, for giving false information in their visa application forms.
''In his extrajudicial statement volunteered under caution before Mrs. Nkem Ezenwa, an investigating officer with the ICPC, he made a false statement that Olaronke Akerele is his third and legally married wife. Viyon informed Ezenwa and Mr. Kenneth Agba, another investigating officer of the ICPC, that the marriage ceremony between him and Akerele was conducted by an Imam under Islamic law. The defendant said the marriage was evidenced by a certificate with number JUN/LB/0000064 which is dated January 9, 2016 and issued by the Jama-at-ul-Islamiyya of Nigeria. Viyon also lied that he had signed the marriage certificate and that the ceremony was conducted at No 108 Tokunboh St., Lagos Island, Lagos.

Viyon claimed he was married but investigations by ICPC however showed that Viyon and Akerele were never married and that the marriage certificate issued by the Jama-at-ul-Islamiyya of Nigeria to that effect was fake.

When the charges were read to him, Viyon pleaded guilty.
Delivering judgement, Justice Mojisola Dada, said the accused person was guilty as charged. The presiding judge however aksed the accused to pay N.3m fine in lure of the jail term, adding that the fine must be paid within 24 hours after the judgement was delivered.




https://www.gistrealm.com/for-lying-about-marital-status-uk-visa-applicant-sentence-to-three-years-imprisonment/
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HealthRe: Asthma - Causes, Symptoms And Management by lurvy: 8:23am On Mar 03, 2018
Just avoid the allergens ..as simple as that.... Forget all these drugs.. Bitter kola.. Etc... It's just a temporary fix... The atmosphere at Port Harcourt is highly toxic, polluted nd a grooming place for asthma.. So if you stay there.. Youre likely to have asthma in a matter of time.. Mine usually comes at night, was thinking its evil attack..and have to take Ventolin to get some relief but anytime I travel out of PH, I don't feel such symptoms... INDORAMA PETROCHEMICALS COMPANY is one of the main causes of air pollution in Port Harcourt.. And it's a shame that Nigerian government has not come down hard on them to stop killing Nigerians silently..
Music/RadioRe: NBC Sanctions 86 Broadcasting Stations by lurvy: 11:03am On Feb 22, 2018
Truth234:
The National Broadcasting Commission (NBC), the broadcast industry regulator has sanctioned 86 broadcasting stations in nine zones of the country for various offenses

We are disturbed by the pattern of insensitive and inflammatory broadcasts emanating from some broadcast stations, especially in their coverage of national crises, like the Herdsmen/Farmer crises,” Kawu said recently.

According to him, “We have observed that some stations deliberately and repeatedly air very inciting contents long after the events break We have warned stations that they must follow the tenets of the Broadcasting Code. Having warned broadcasters, we shall follow up with appropriate sanctions should any station continue to violate the Broadcasting Code.

http://investorsking.com/nbc-sanctions-86-broadcasting-stations/ mynd44
The position of the NBC Director is quite shameful and unprofessional and this is a display of the current Nigerian Federal Government. So the media can no longer report events as the happen especially when those events are considered insensitive by the government?? And why say that those events should not be reported long after they happen?? Especially when Government has refused to protect her citizens against killings by purported foreign herdsmenhuh
PoliticsRe: 2019 Elections: Looters Using Stolen Money To Fight Buhari - Muslim Group, MURIC by lurvy: 11:47am On Feb 19, 2018
Shameful position from a so called religious group...
PoliticsRe: 2019 Elections: Looters Using Stolen Money To Fight Buhari - Muslim Group, MURIC by lurvy: 11:35am On Feb 19, 2018
[] Questions that demand answers...
Is MURIC a political party??
Why speaking for Nigerian President when he hasn't told you to do so on his behalf?
Has he told you he wants to run for office in 2019?
Or Do you think only Muslims voted him before?
Or Are you hungry for money?? [
PoliticsRe: Fuel Official Price To Increase _FG by lurvy: 8:49am On Feb 16, 2018
What a shame!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Young Man Showcases His Cv/resume In Unique Video Format by lurvy: 7:36am On Jan 26, 2018
You mean an employer will have time to view this while scanning through thousands of CVs? ...hmmm huh huh
BusinessRe: closed by lurvy: 2:36pm On Jan 20, 2018
Make an order? How much?
PoliticsRe: Wike Sacks CTC Chairmen Over Illegal sticker Levies, Radio Licences etc....Photo by lurvy:
Good one from the Governor who does not tolerate nonsense!
I hope the APC in the state who are known for criticizing every move of the Governor will also criticize this as well..
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BusinessRe: BVN FORFEITURE ORDER: Stealing From The Dead by lurvy:
Absolutely baseless and immature response which can only come from a kid....
I'm not here to argue with kids...my questions were very simple and clear.... Now, go back and read but if it is difficult to comprehend, then ask someone nearby to help you!

What has BVN got to do with amendment of the constitution? what is ammendment?

Banks are regulated by CBN, so? Did CBN ask for forfeiture of funds without BVN to the federal government? hmmm!

Huh! .. your case is really pathetic and critical!


AntiWailer:
U write blindly.

Was there BVN before the ammendment of the constitution ?

Are banks not regulated by CBN ?

Has CBN not added BVN to the regulations and requirement given to banks ?

Sit there and be writing English.

Charge and bail lawyer grin
BusinessRe: BVN FORFEITURE ORDER: Stealing From The Dead by lurvy: 4:52am On Nov 06, 2017
Some people seem to be irredeemably blind or have possibly sold off their brains thereby preventing them from comprehending before responding to a post....
Now carefully read the except but slowly this time.....

" It would be recalled that the Minister of Justice and Attorney General of the Federation, Mr. Abubakar Malami, had sought an interim order directing all the commercial banks to disclose/declare all individual and corporate accounts in their custody not covered by the BVN. The court, on October 18, granted the order, giving 14 days after which the fund in the accounts becomes legally forfeited to the Federal Government of Nigeria "

In law, you can't build something on nothing....
Now the questions are..
(1) Is there any law in Nigeria that says your money should be forfeited to the federal government when you do not have a BVN?
(2)What law is the Judge using to grant this interim order?

The Judge who granted this order should be investigated by NJC and sanctioned immediately.
This questionable order should be vacated as soon as possible (ASAP).



AntiWailer:
Ignorance is not a virtue.

The banks are using the money and without them forfeiting the money to the Govt, the owner will still not get it.

If Govt did not do anything, the bank will not allow u acess the money. There is debit freeze on all account without BVN


Secondly , no BVN means billions of stolen funds are in the banks and can not be traced to anybody.


So when they push your reasoning button to always think you are a victim, try and use your common sense.

They told banks to publish account so people can come and claim it.

So before you condemn Govt. Wait, think and ask yourself this sincere question :

Do u even understand what they are saying here ?
Christianity EtcRe: Zambia Deports Pastor Augustine Oso Ebosele Of Omega Fire Ministries by lurvy: 10:18am On Nov 03, 2017
I didn't want to post but I want to ask...
Is it a crime if a church splits??
Why should the Zambian government worry so much about the church splitting than the owners of the church who haven't complained of suchhuh
Deporting a Pastor because the government doesn't want a church to split? ?
Please bring up another reason! !
Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Fight An Ancestral Python Spirit? by lurvy: 10:01pm On Oct 19, 2017
zerotouch:
My dear, you don't know what i am fighting nor what i have seen. it was revealed to me that i was sent for this purpose and so much are looking up to me. My prayers when not channeled has caused some disasters. Believe me if i reveal a truth to you. The serpent of this world is in Africa, precisely Nigeria

Very sincere advice... Go to OPM - Omega Power Ministry ( www.opmworldwide.com), many have testified of being truly delivered there....
CelebritiesRe: Yungjeff Survives Attack In Lagos; Robbed At Gunpoint by lurvy: 5:56pm On Aug 12, 2017
eazydon:
what makes you think this is for publicity ?
Go back and read my post, read it slowly this time... i hope you know what IF means..??
CelebritiesRe: Yungjeff Survives Attack In Lagos; Robbed At Gunpoint by lurvy: 4:34pm On Aug 11, 2017
duroc:
Na publicity hype to promote his song and videos .. Nothing do ham
Dandeedadrunk:
OP swear with ur sense that this is not a public hype.... u can show his photo shoot but no pictures to proof the robbery. Well if you wish he should experience robbery ... I join my faith with all nairalanders to say AMEN!!! FIRE grin

Recession don hit una...no money to promote your artiste. ....

I've not even heard of such name before grin grin
LOLZZ..funny comments....but seriously..its quite pathetic if this so-called incident is all a publicity stunt...
RomanceRe: This Wedding Photo Has Got Online Users Talking by lurvy: 10:29am On Aug 05, 2017
This pic should be after the wedding, Question is: What's the best man doing there? Is he supposed to be there in the first place??
Car TalkRe: Toyota Corolla Sport 2003 Model Stolen (Photos) by lurvy: 4:33pm On Aug 04, 2017
Kennydoc, go to your very first post, edit it and put the chassis number and engine number there.. .Do it now...
Not every one has the patience to scroll to last page...
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Commissions Fertilizer Plant In Rivers State (Photos) by lurvy: 5:51pm On Aug 01, 2017
engrobidigbo:
Quite unfortunte that you chose to wallow in ignorance.... I'm a process engineer working in the fertilizer company and it's u that need some schooling.... Ammonia is not released into the atmosphere during the process of making fertilizer... If indeed you have worked in a process plant, and not learnt the process in a secondary school or university, you'll understand the meaning of recycle....

I offer my over 10yrs of industry experience to educate you for free. Kindly inbox me for private tutorials... smiley
You're already a forgotten case as I earlier closed your case long ago but since you came to display your ignorance or better put foolishness online, I would have expected you continue displaying it here for the world, I don't know why you're trying to hide by going INBOX according to you...
It's a shame that you ended up making noise without any point or iota of sense in your post....
Well, you talked about 10 years of industry experience ?? I can see you're still a kid... You truly need some schooling..
I'm not here to brag,... I've worked in several countries within and outside of Africa with several years of experience, It's quite unfortunate that I wasted my precious time to reply you, nevertheless I'm out of here for good....because... He who speaks with with a mad man will also be considered mad..
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Commissions Fertilizer Plant In Rivers State (Photos) by lurvy:
engrobidigbo:
Well, i'm a worker there...a 1st hand respondent...do you know the smell of ammonia? If ammonia smell gets into your home, all workers in the plant, especially the indians who reside in Indorama complex will all bbe dead by now.... So stop spreading false rumour...

You may smell the chemicals used for effluent treatment...but i repeat, you didn't smell ammonia....
Let me educate you, ammonia has a pungent smell and this is what is released into the atmosphere in large volumes by Indorama in the process of producing Fertilizer.
There are various categories of workers working at Indorama, even the security guards, drivers, gardeners, cleaners are all workers, I don't know what category you belong... so if at all you passed chemistry in secondary school and studied process / chemical engineering, you would be able to have some knowledge about gases.
I'm not here to engage you because that will be a waste of my precious time as its apparent you need some schooling.
END OF DISCUSSION!!!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Commissions Fertilizer Plant In Rivers State (Photos) by lurvy: 4:17pm On Jul 28, 2017
engrobidigbo:
Let's say the truth always... They don't emit ammonia from the plant... The plant can not emit ammonia from anywhere... There is a continuous running flare to handle any such leakage.... Yes, their welfare package is terrible.... But they any video you saw might be draft from thecooling towers (water molecules trapped in exhaust air). Even the flue gases from the furnaces and power plant there are properly combusted.
I'm not in your category where you write based on speculation..just like your response shows, I provide facts with first-hand information and video evidence, mind you, i reside around that environment, residents have confirmed this, workers have also confirmed this, so WHO ARE YOU huh
Whenever this dastardly act of massive pollution is perpetrated by Indorama, it gets into our homes even with windows closed, thereby making breathing difficult... I'm not interested in your petty politics, I'm more interested in Nigerians living right in their land.. even the Nigerian constitution provides for our right to life. Therefore, no foreigner or Nigerian should deprive a us of that right to life just because you want to make money. Our environmental laws must be respected and the government must ensure this, this evil perpetrated by Indorama Petrochemicals cannot happen in civilized and developed climes, there are fertilizer plants even in the US but you can't witness such massive pollution of the atmosphere...
TravelRe: Flood Drowns A Bus As Passengers Fight For Their Lives (Video) by lurvy: 2:04pm On Jul 28, 2017
Wow..
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Commissions Fertilizer Plant In Rivers State (Photos) by lurvy:
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engrobidigbo:
This is the world's largest single train urea fertilizer plant...no size like this ever



Shut up...which Amechi's project? angry this is a private project from Indians...
It's quite unfortunate that we seem to be celebrating mediocrity... Nigeria needs world class facilities and not this death trap which is gradually wiping away the local population.
How can you build a so-called largest facility that emits large volumes of toxic pungent smelling ammonia gases straight into the atmospherehuh? This occurs every night making it difficult for residents to sleep.
Take a look at this video with link below showing massive pollution of the atmosphere by Indorama Petrochemicals.
There are several of such videos showing massive pollution of the atmosphere by Indorama Petrochemicals. This has been reported several times even to the United Nations Environmental Program.
Just last week, the workers in this indorama petrochemicals protested being exposed to inhumane working conditions and paid peanuts.
If Nigeria truly has a government that cares for her citizens then the government should ensure that environmental standards are obeyed and not celebrating Indians killing Nigerians right in Nigeria, WHAT A SHAME!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj0mXkM6GLA
PoliticsRe: INEC Officer Bleeds From Head As He Announces Election Results In Rivers by lurvy: 7:18pm On Dec 12, 2016
kITATITA:
"I have told the security agencies, you come and collect security money from me and use it against Rivers people . Enough is enough. They will now be depending on NDDC for their funding . Let me see where it will take take them to".

Interesting. Wike admits bribing Security Agencies
its obvious that you do not know anything about security votes provided by Governors to the Police.
PoliticsRivers Re-run2 Elections: Electoral Materials Hijacked By Security Men. by lurvy(op): 2:18pm On Dec 10, 2016
At unit 14,ward 8, Ubima, Ikwere LGA, Hon. Rotimi Amaechi's ward, no card reader and original election results sheet, the corper confirmed that it was signed for by the Presiding officer who is nowhere to be found but Amaechi says voting must go on....The electorate were asking if Amaechi now an INEC officer to give that directive?

Meanwhile, Reports on radio is that Election materials have been hijacked by security personnel at Etche, Eleme, Gokhana and Okrika LGA.
At Gokhana the election materials were reportedly taken to an hotel led by an APC cheiftain in the presence of security personnel.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Re-run Elections: Live Monitoring And Updates by lurvy:
At unit 14,ward 8, Ubima, Ikwere LGA, Hon. Rotimi Amaechi's ward, no card reader and original election results sheet, the corper confirmed that it was signed for by the Presiding officer who is nowhere to be found but Amaechi says voting must go on....The electorate were asking if Amaechi now an INEC officer to give that directive?

Meanwhile, Reports on radio is that Election materials have been hijacked by security personnel at Etche, Eleme, Gokhana Okrika LGA.
At Gokhana the election materials were reportedly taken to an hotel led by an APC cheiftain in the presence of security personnel.
CrimeRe: Pictures Of Policemen Who Bring Shame To The Nigeria Police Force by lurvy(op): 11:11am On Jul 30, 2016
Mods.... are you guys asleep? this is a front page material....
CrimeRe: Pictures Of Policemen Who Bring Shame To The Nigeria Police Force by lurvy(op):
Cutehector:
So if the policemen u claimed were the ones driving d jetta car, who then is driving d car and who are d policemen in d pic also?

@ Cutehector, look well into the car and you will see their driver in plain clothes... shocked

Read my post and comprehend accordingly, 3 policemen cannot be in the driver's seat at the same time...
angry

As seen from the 1st pic, Their driver had to intercept the driver of the jeep to block him, but they fled immediately after seeing me taking pictures...
CrimeRe: Pictures Of Policemen Who Bring Shame To The Nigeria Police Force by lurvy(op): 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
Mods, Front page please...
CrimePictures Of Policemen Who Bring Shame To The Nigeria Police Force by lurvy(op): 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
Attached are the pictures of a dark coloured jetta car with a fake plate number used by the 3 police officers who go about harassing motorist and extorting money from them along the eleme expressway (between eleme junction and akpajo junction, Port Harcourt), this incident happened on tuesday this week 26th July 2016, right in front of the NNPC filling station as seen on the pictures, they wear orange reflective vests to conceal their identities but i was able to get the identity of one of them while he deflected the two front tyres (Cut the valves with plier) of the lexus jeep behind them after the driver of the lexus jeep refused to comply with them.
The service number on his uniform is: 477148 and the name on the uniform is Njoku Goodnews, he is the shortest policeman in the picture,
Please kindly ensure that the commissioner of police in Rivers state fishes out these policemen and discipline them accordingly because they bring shame to the Nigeria Police Force.
I tried to verify the plate number on their dark coloured Jetta car ( LND 961 BZ) online but I received a response that this plate number is assigned to a toyota corolla, can you imagine that? huh
Please share until this gets to the Police IG.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by lurvy: 10:39am On Apr 24, 2016
GenAnsahCinC:
if you major in engineering field not electrical or mechanical then select NAE, but if you major in either electrical or mechanical then select NAEME
thanks....

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