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osagiemma: Pls I just downloaded d droidvpn pls explain to me he to use it thx I just bought my techno p5 thx

Does it work without BB subscription?

Rhythm: I believe most of the things we think we see or know, do not really exist in reality.

I'd train up my kids not to believe in such things as spirit husbands, so that when a man walks up to them in the dream and says, I'm your husband, they'd probably just forget the dream by morning instead of waking up to start burning candles, running fron church to church, and killing chickens and blah.


I do not believe spirit husbands exist. But I've seen people who believe they do, and it usually works for them too.

You are right

Is it by force to marry?

Its only JESUS who die and resurrected after three day in the grave. Any other human who claimed to have die and resurrected is never died in the real sense. GBAM!

72yrs old man gone like that! Lord have mercy on the departed soul72yrs old man gone like that! Lord have mercy on the departed soul72yrs old man gone like that! Lord have mercy on the departed soul

Nigerian girls are too heartless

Wife poisons, stabs husband to death over second wife.

WHO IS TO BE BLAME?
Say your mind

Ones life is not safe in his own country. Help us Lord!!!

God will continue to save ur life and the lives of all the faithful christian. Amen!

Francuiz: one nigeria my foot

God will continue to save ur life and the lives of all the faithful christian. Amen!

GOOD FRIENDS FOREVER. (GFF) is a hot group on facebook

Funny reasons indeed

Please nairalanders,

I want to buy starcoms modern but want to be sure if its good and fast, those of you that are using it is there any good recommendations

I need your advice if I should go ahead, you can also advice me on the best modern you have known so far.

Thanks

Imagine ds:
Lady: hi, gud morni
Radio Station: Gudmorni, wat can we do 4 u?
Lady: Pls I wl like 2 tickets to d A.Y show holdn ds wkend
Radio Station: well,u can av d tickets only if u can play a prank on sum1 on air n make them blv it
Lady: Dat's ok
Radio Station: Ar u married? Do u av kids?
Lady: Yes, n I av a son
Radio Station: Gud. U wl call ur husband n tell him he is not d father of ur son.
Lady: Wow, dat’s a big one.
Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad u want d tickets, n anyway we will be live on air listening n step in 2 tell him it’s all a prank.
Lady: Ok. Let’s do dis cos I rly want d tickets
Radio Station: Ok. Wia is he right now?
Woman: He is in d ofis. His numba is,
(Radio Station calls d husband)

Lady: hello luv.
Husband: hi baby
Lady: how is work?
Husband: Gud! Can’t wait to get back home n make sweet luv to u
Lady: Me too luv. But em, Dia's sumtn I nid to tell u
Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear
Lady: U know I luv u?
Husband: Yes I do
Lady: And we promised to always b sincere to each oda?
Husband: Yes we did. U are startn to scare me dear, pls, what’s ds abt?
Lady: Sumtn happend in my ofis 9 yrs ago.
Husband: Wat happend?
Lady: D annual xmas party we av in d ofis, 9 yrs ago I got so drunk n ad sex wt a co-worker. , em, u r not d father of our son
Husband: WAT!
Lady: I just felt u shud know.
Husband: Ar u crazy?
Lady: Am sori luv; I just needed to get it off my chest.
Husband: I can’t blv dis.
Lady: I’m sorry luv, pls 4give me.
Husband: U want 4giveness? Ok, u too 4giv dis, I av bn sleepn wt ur sista 4 d past 5 years.
Radio Station: Oh God!
Lady: Wat did u say?
Husband: U heard me; we just confessed our sins to each oda. Is dia sum1 dia wt u?
Radio Station: Sir, ds is Pranks FM n u r on air. We askd ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch d AY live show ds wkend.
Husband: Oh shit!
Lady: Oh no!
Radio Station: Dis is not wat we expected sir.
Husband: I av to go now.
(Phone cuts).

So, as a man or a wman, wat wud u do??

He dont have the ego to rule this country, it is not by chance or luck but to govern us well.

please enlighten us

An igbo man fell in2 a well and was screaming 4 help. D wife came with a robe 2 help him, d igbo man lookd at d robe n ask 'how much did u buy d robe?' d wife said '1000'. Still inside d well he shouted, 'what! Return it now and go2 papa Emeka, he sells 4 300. Hurry up pls b4 i die here!'

Hope u had a 9ce weekend.

The Govt that put unnecessary spending of public fund as a priority while millions of poor Nigerians are minggling in absolute poverty is never the solution to our dear country.

Power must change from PDP comes 2011 April election if we all want to save our dear country and the future of our unborn children.

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Atiku is the best come 2011

Your friend didn't tell you what really went wrong, she knows the solution to the problem.

I guess she charmed the guy.

She should be jailed!

I support the motion.

Soo pathetic!
I'll surely be there. And justice must be done by God's grace!

I also wants to know.

I'm short of word for this animalic act of indecency!

This man is absolutely not the change we await in Nigeria!
Danger are ahead if he climb the seat of power 2011. His deperation is something else that one will continue to doubt the credible of next coming election.

His supporters should have a rethink b4 regrets!

What is all this about not getting you wrong?

GEJ is absolutely not the change we need in Nigeria. We should do apart with the sentiment and tribalistic behaviours and face the truth for the progress of our dear nation.

Danger lies ahead with his sudden DESPERATION to clinch the site of the President comes 2011.

All his supporters should have a rethink! Read this for more http://thenationonlineng.net/web3/news/15740.html

GOD SAVE NIGERIA!

Stop politicising this issue of National security! The MEND has claimed responsibility ever before the bomb blast till now. Why not start investigating them for why they did such? Nigeria is bigger than an individual no matter how highly place the person is! Have the MEND ever been invited to the SSS officer since the bomb blast? Even the statements few hours to the bomb blast can make the security agent not disappoint their master for exonerating the MEND. Mention the names of whoever you knw behind the bomb blast if it is not the MEND themselves. Remember that JUSTICE DELAY IS JUSTICE DENIAL!!!

Lets see how the GOVT will respond to this. I wonder why a gang of terrorists 'MEND' is confessing to his criminal act with reasons to their 1st 10 bomb blast but still the president is accusing his political opponents.