₦airaland Forum

chiommy123:
So no good Samaritan around to help her?

Normalguyy:
Omo e get this girl wey I dey eye and as per say I no really get liver go meet her that time and me I no even know say my dad don dey sight the girl and she get mad curves ... So na so I just gain admission enter school I no come see the girl again . So I came back from school after the semester my papa come tell me say he don see wife for me o I say for where and omo to my greatest surprise na that same girl , I dey happy die , papa don dey even perform part of my role dey giver her money and buy her things ... even my mum dey support anytime she come buy something for my mum shop they go give her free stuffs so tey my papa dey pay for the money to make her hair and baba don arrange me well , he don talk better things about me to the girl ..... na so we shaa dey give we got really close and fond of each other na so I ask babe out o she say make I give her time .... for over four years now she neither said yes or no but we still dey , e don even tire my papa he no even ask me of her again coz before I tell am say the girl no gree na everyday he dey ask me about the girl .... when she come greet me for school.... I say make we bleep she no gree o after I don spend money..... I no even dey follow her talk any relationship talk again and watin dey pain me be say she dey always tell me say she’s still single

Demigod22:
LoL, after watching a particular movie I wanted to marry a White lady so bad, not because of the color but their reasoning. I still have that fantasy but I am still in Nigeria anyways.

Congrats to you and your Dad is a real OG.

ravensckar:
Mine was on the contrary. Na my papa scatter the free kpekus wey I don arrange for long.

There's this lady whose mum attend our prayer gathering (Asalatu). Initially, it was only the mum alone that used to attend. I sha noticed that the mum likes me so much, she'll be smiling while talking to me. Asking me about school, studies and life after school. Long story cut short, she brought her daughter (tall, fair, beautiful & well endowed) to the group and specifically introduced us.

We became so close that I started getting the son in-law vibe from the mum. The mum now jokingly told my dad that she'd be expecting him to pay her a visit soon so as to formalize the union. Na there kasala take burst. My dad told her that it will be better for her if her daughter is unmarried than to betroth her to me. That she probably don't know my nickname 'Shevchenko'. I no dey miss one on one. And that by the time I destroyed her daughter's womb, las las, I no go still marry her. The woman was beyond shocked.

As if that was not enough, my dad made a public sermon also talking about how humans can never be perfect. He said for example, as intelligent and well-behaved as I am, I no dey use eye see women (especially a fair & beautiful one). The man burn my cable publicly. Na so the relationship crashed before it even began. It took me a while to forgive him for that action because I been don program that chick for long term chopping. Aside that, every other lady in that our group started avoiding me like plague. It was even rumoured that if they smile at me, they will be hooked.


Fast forward to 5 years ago when I introduced my then fiancé to him. This man started again. He asked her if she truly knows what she's getting into. That I just look responsible for face but I no dey use eye see anything under skirt. After asking her which university she graduated from, my dad told her he was sure that I'd have other girlfriends in that same institution. Fear catch my fiancé. But luckily, I had told her everything about my past and how I've repented. Na there that relationship too for hit rock.


Some years later, I asked him why he was deliberately sabotaging me. He said he wants the ladies to know what they are getting into. Since him self born female pikin, he wouldn't open his eyes and let me destroy someone daughter's future.

So, those of una wey una parents dey try arrange for una, you people are very lucky. Me, after I don suffer arrange chick for myself, na my papa go scatter everything.

MJBOLT:

Haynnie:
The fact that w0men don't know what they should bring to the table is partially our fault as men.
Largely, it's their parents fault for not teaching them good mora|s but you play a role as well, because you do not have consistent ideas on what women should do for you.

IF we say w0men should submit, some men will say "women can lead sometimes too".
IF we say w0men should cook and c|ean, some men will say, "I don't mind cooking too, there's nothing like gender roles"
IF we say w0men should give you sex, some will say, "I want more than that" but won't say what "more than that" entails.
IF we say w0men should bring financial stability, some men will say " It's not the duty of my wife to provide"
IF we say a w0man shou|d have low body count, some men will say "Her past does not matter"

But notice when it's said that men shou|d provide & protect, women don't say anything to challenge or reject it. They consistently support the idea that you should protect & provide for them.
W0men don't debate the standards they set for men.

But brothers, yall have a very hard time setting standards for women because you debate and challenge everything, and now women see that you don't agree with each other on what the standard should be. But notice that whether women are femiNINE or femiNIST, They still agree that you should PROVIDE, PROTECT and be SEXUALLY ACTIVE.

They might have different ideologies, but their standard for men is consistent. So why can't you all set a consistent standard for w0men despite your differences?
We say w0men don't know what they want. But Men also are confused.

Men are actually the problem.
#COPIED

ubunja:
better late than never big boss. I don't know if you still remember but you're actually one of the very first people who followed my work back in 2017. I'm forever grateful for that early recognition. God bless.

pillager:

Zabiboy:
The lastest after many months.
He was trending on twitter. This is like the summary FOR NOW.
still following closely

Faber:
It depends on your budget, and the rental prices in your city.
A good bedsitter, tiled, with running water is cool. Privacy is the main thing I consider in rentals.
Then get a platform bed, like 18 to 20 inches good mattress. with 2 or 3 sharp duvets , different colours.
Some wall art, wall panels or wallpapers.

Then a smart TV, a TV stand,(you can make use of TV hanger) a home theater. And a wardrobe. Avoid the traditional wooden hangers that expose the clothes hanging on them. They are old fashioned. Get a standing cabinet wardrobe like ₦40k.

Smart TVs are the real deal now. You can download loads of movies Korean, Telemundo, Zee World , Hollywood and Nolloywood movies. Then you insert your memory in the memory slot and make your selections. DVD players are also old school. Go for decoders GoTV, DSTV if you get some good money. You must not subscribed monthly. You can make subscriptions months you hit some big money, the other times you just roll without the subscription, their are cheap packages that are affordable for middle class.

A sofa, bucket sofas are classy. Then a glass center table depends on the size of your room. Then the curtains must blend with the colours of the wall, the wall paper or wall panel...good foot mats. Nice sprays.

A small fridge etc are secondary.
This is for a bedsitter. Then a 2 bedroom or 3 bedroom apartment the budget will increase.

In all make sure the apartment you are paying for, that you can easily renew the rent, that means your 3 months income suppose renew your rent without stress.

GoddyOra:
Simping don make many guys turn mumu for pvssy my brother. They (simps) feel that money/resources are their only means to getting that fine babe due to their lack of knowledge or intentional disregard of the golden redpill/game. Thanks for the mention man.

Remain blessed.

Faber:
Fine house dey turn their heads ehn. They will turn it to studio 24...they will start video calls with their bestie, etc.

benhope222:
You can't impress an average Nigerian girl without money.

Badboibipo:
Only one month of trying to be a playboy I have seen heaven on hell. The amount of insult I have received and the amount of false “I am coming “ that never comes as well. These girls are game players and they love the chase and drama and it has made me have headache. I never used to notice any woman because I was chasing my bag, and they made me miserable for it. All the girls in my area gossiped me to my face and said I was too proud and snubbing. I felt I needed to change my ways but the games I have had to deal with is something that I don’t have the energy for. You guys who chase women how do you deal with all these nonsense drama?
When I just paid oloshos to suck my deek I was much happier and saner, God forbid chasing women..I no do again.

luminouz:
That fuqin simp

Silentgroper:
Dummy. "Who is" and "who's" .. What's d difference

Faber:
No be small mumu. First date na for my house...I will tell you, I will never touch you. That once you enter my house I will drop ₦5k in your account, then I tell you if I make any sexual advances or bring up sex talk the money is yours...

The girl will fall in, we chat, drink for my house, She can go to the kitchen and prepare whatever she likes. With good movies going on...then after some hours , I collect my money when she is about to leave.

Omoh if you crib make sense, girls will always like to visit you over and over again. They will even take pictures in your apartment. Even in your kitchen while cooking with the caption: " on a normal I be wife material" she will post it on Facebook and tag her friends .

The next visit na that day I go bleep her or bad as e bad on the third visit

A two bedroom apartment well furnished with state of the art home appliances, water heater, enough gas for cooking, etc as a young guy will get babes to like visiting you. Then if you get a nice ride, relax and enjoy countless puna for this we country.

They go be like:
" This one am calling you, you're not picking, e be like say person dey house with you"

You answer "no o, am just in the bath, when you were calling"

Babe: " ok o, this one you're having your bath, are you going out"

You answer: " No I dey, I just feel like cooling off"

Babe: "let me see if I will come around, but I will not waste time, just to come and see you small"

You answer: " bring something follow body come o. Or...you know na"

Nigga, go find your condom, get the gen filled with fuel incase no light. It's about to go down

GoddyOra:
Another daily dose of the RP successfully taken today

Simping is really a problem though. Just today we were having a discussion about a get together event for our set (senior secondary school graduating set of almost a decade). Some fellas suggested we use a Lagos beach with everyone coming along with the gate fee and contribute some amount for entertainment et al. Na so one babe for the group chat cried out about the price being too much for her. What happened next shocked me tbfh.

The group admin suggested only guys contribute the now adjusted amount for entertainment to be use by everyone while them babes come along with only their gate fee money. Surprisingly no rebuttals came from other guys until another dude cried out of not being able to afford it too.

Na even a woman (now married) that later brought out another suggestion of using a cheaper place and price. Why guys go dey willing to pay X3 of women for an afternoon event with little possibility of a potential sexual benefit (since most of them babes are in mid to late twenties and some married or baby mamas)? Me just didn't want to comment cos I never planned to grace the event in the first place due to my potential unavailability on the due date.

This cuture of free meal or party ticket for women no matter their class/grade might make little sense in a night party scenario since most guys would attend cos of them babes and possible take-home chicks. But for normal school get together for familiarity sake ko? Makes zero sense while men pay premium just to chill with ladies asexually when guys can still catch along themselves and have fun.

True true, the average Nigerian young man go dey drag simphood kingship worldwide.
Stay Alert Fam.

luminouz:
That Kelly babe made one full grown nigha do TikTok for 10 hours waiting for her to come online. Dude said he won't stop till she joins him online and when she did,after 10 hours...dude(with a nose ring), behaved like a fuqin crybaby. I was ashamed for naija men.


How in hell did naija men become such for fuq sakes?

I'm angry right now

Silentgroper:
How much u sef pay wey u dey expect full package.. Sheyb u still see pussy. U no knw hw much u go spend on girlfriend before u see pussy.. After spending, some babe fit still no gree u see pucci..

sajmark:
One thing I observe is that, once a guy is in a relationship where he is already simping... It is very difficult to transform/become ALPHA in that very relationship no matter how many redpill he swallows.
So I will advice all new comers to stop taking their pre-redpill relationships serious because first impressions matter a lot and how you start something is often how it ends, as far as that relationship is concerned: Once a simp always a simp.
After taking the redpill your old life has passed away, start new relationships and enter with redpill frame and game.

maisauki:
Gbamsolutely
There was one tha said she lost her virginity because one day she was sitting on the door way and her nephew fell on her and entered her

blinking001:
Orisirisi something. All mallam to his kettle

Tranquility2345:
Aight bro

Meanwhile, I hope you were not ‘pursue’ out of the house by your landlord because of 25k sha. And how’s the earbud that you ‘buy’?

Ever heard of Brighter Grammar? Highly recommended for you bro. Redpill man cannot be speaking bad English to women. Maintain frame with good English

Tranquility2345:
Learn English comprehension man…it will serve you well in life. Nice go back and read my comment again. This time very slowly…

Zonefree:
Men love breast
Liquorose no get breast.




Just saying though.

Persephone1:
Women hurts more because while a guy goes after a lady, a lady leaves several options to accept a guy. It hurts when you realize you made the wrong decision.
Plus Men can be cocky when it comes breaking up. It's not always direct and quick, always dramatic and chaotic.

Tranquility2345:
What sources? Any damn person can be a source to any fvcking news. The truth is only what was said when they were together…

Even if he was trying to propose to her. How does that make him a simp? Wouldn’t you think he’s a sharp guy that is trying to marry into a very wealthy family? Think about it…

Tranquility2345:
Do you live in their minds? You have no idea what happened in the relationship. Don’t be surprised when you find out MBJ broke things off. MJB is a well known player and white woman lover. MJB needs redpill/game? Stop being stupid. I can bet all that I have that you have never had a girlfriend….