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HopeNeverDies:
Damnnnn!!!! My Ex Gf... yeah, she’s a year older than me... damn!! This babe asked me out herself, she plainly asked me if I’d be her boyfriend that she loves me so much.... I was kinda dumbfounded that day coz I found it funny.. but she meant it.. and I said YES!!!!!

Hey guys; i can tell you, this babe is among the most understanding babes out there... if I’m at fault, she would plead, if she’s at fault, she’s beg... I’ve never for a day lose my trust in her... lmao... I miss you babe. I shouldn’t have broke up... . You’re the best.

Madman why you broke up with her then

Wahala inside where they call church that they always say God is there.

Demigod22:
Back then in University, I will do everything for Cynthia just for her to reply my message. Things we do for love.

Those set of people we think we can't do without, those people that you think are special are very ordinary, it is our love that made them special. With time the guy will realize that he wasted his time pleasing who doesn't deserve it.

After Cynthia that year, I placed premium value on myself when it comes to relationship. Sometimes, we are foolish in order to become wise.

No Success without failure

Herbworks:
So a colleague and friend then in Lagos told me about this babe he has been interacting with in church. According to him the babe is one of those girls forming high class in church. She worked as a chartered accountant and also drives an Hyundai car that her brother bought for her.

So, he told me he has fixed a date with the babe in Ikeja shopping mall and asked me to accompany him. We got there and waited for the girl for almost an hour before she finally came. He took her to a restaurant inside the mall and the babe was just ordering for everything orderable I couldn’t order much cos I was trying to pity him. After they ate, and drank wine she decided to take her leave.

Mind you, that restaurant sells expensive foods and wine and my guy spent almost 30k at that sitting. After we came out from the restaurant, followed her to her car, and my guy asked her to drop us at our route since she was going same way this babe refused

I was angry cos I couldn’t understand why she couldn’t drop off a guy that just spent almost 30k for a date. That was how she drove off and we had to trek home cos our apartment wasn’t too far from the mall.

After that meeting the girl stopped communicating with my guy and even told a member of the church that my guy didn’t have shame for asking a girl to drop him off when he should be the one dropping a girl off

Mhenn!! Forget naija girls abeg

Naso your guy mumu reach

richkal:
The guy must be an as.sass.in

Confirm one

Herbworks:
Few years ago, an ex introduced me to this lady that needed a writer for her client’s website. After discussing business with her i started flirting with her and she responded well. Though the gig didn’t click but we kept chatting. She once visited me at the office and even bought groceries for me at different times.

After few weeks of chatting I invited her to my apartment and she came. This babe is beautiful but it was like something was pulling me back. Though the signs were there but I didn’t want to behave like a hungry dog starved of pussy. After the first meeting without sex or a hug she visited me again but this time insisted on hugging me which she did. I realized that when she visits and leaves my apartment I was always blaming myself for allowing such a beauty go without knacking her.

We would chat naughty and I will even tell her how I plan to have sex with her but whenever she visits me there’s always something pulling me back.
She made it clear several times that I was dulling so she thought I was a nice guy and sometimes I doubt my player capabilities.

From my observations I discovered that she was this free giver and most of her friends were guys. She even told me that she prefer to have sex with a guy without dating him . The last time she visited me, she told me of a guy that was disturbing her for marriage but she doesn’t like him even though I knew she was already dating him cos while she was with me, the said guy called her to ask if she has left my apartment cos she even told the guy she was coming to my place. She jokingly told the guy to leave her alone cos she has given the guy his share and was with me to give me my own share.

I took her to my room and we just ended up talking with her head on my laps but something was pulling me away. I wanted her to desire me so much until tears starts dropping from her eyes. I wanted her to know that not all guys are sex starved and simps. Few weeks after her last visit she called me. She told me that she went to visit the said guy and while she was alone in his room she decided to search around his apartment. While doing that she saw a drug pack, went on Google to search and discovered it was a anti retroviral drug for HIV patients.

When the guy came back he said the drug belong to his gay friend but she insisted they go for test. The first test showed the guy was negative but she insisted on doing another test so she took him to her family hospital. The second showed negative. But while she was at home, one of the lab scientists in the second hospital contacted her brother (cos she used her family name and they discovered her family is registered in the hospital) and told him to tell her that her fiancé bribed them to say he’s negative that the guy was actually positive. That her conscience could not allow her to hide it from them.

That means the guy probably bribed the first lab. Though she didn’t tell me if she did her test. According to her her mom was devastated cos she was already planning for her wedding which meant their relationship has actually gone far.

Reading the redpill made me to lose respect for pussies unless it’s going to fetch me money unlike before when I thought being a man was by the number of pussies you’ve fvcked. Nowadays I can just be looking at a fine girl with amazing structure without getting hard cos the redpills will just be ringing in my brain.

Overdose on the Redpill Boss

If you have sex with her you would have contact HIV be that oh

Honestfrend:
I was heading towards that direction until my brain reset on it own.. I believe God rescued me.

Nobody Reset Your Brain You're Really Lucky That God Save You

Funny some guys/men are all

The mumu cruise wey you think say you catch go catch you fire

Beebah2000:
well.... To be sincere, I am only trying my best. I never reach good cook, and I no be bad cook.
I just dey in-between. Sometimes, it tastes good and sometimes it tastes bad.
But yesterday's meal was awesome
I no even believe say na me cook am sef.

Congratulation

posty56:
I swear that's why I know too reason am, like say your mind what's with all this stupid questions

posty56:
women and their weird ways of given greenlight , so yesterday I doing evening strolling after my neighbors just fought (omo no be small thing), as I was walking I saw one girl wey fine ,our two come they exchange eye contact but I was not in the mood for women things, to my surprise she walked up to me asking for time ,and she was with a phone! that should have been my clue that it wasn't the time she was interested in , secondly as she was asking for time I noticed that she was around the contact section of her phone ,thne the last one which should have been oblivious was after I told her she still refuse to leave,na as I come go far I come realize ,I just tire . anyways na money I find ,why I narrated this because greenlight from women might very subtle ,super subtle

Am even tired of greenlight to the extent am always angry when they show me although the greenlight show you're an attractive and ladies man but it suck these days na money be koko

DieRich5:
I remember my uncle (not related) told me he has connection to leave the country back dem, so I asked Why he's still in Nigeria now ND he said the moment I leave,his wife will cheat on him cus a woman can't stay a full year without sex ND he don't even know how long he staying outside country and she still young too
answer it's bad for him to leave his wife ND kid in Nigeria tho but staying with his mother is okay cus she won't do too much shit when she's staying in da House and he will spend less.
A guy who has baby mama won't even feel this wahala

Are they still married

Karlifate:
Just when you thought you've seen it all

Those guys give her hot hot i was just laughing when i saw it on one Facebook page like that

If i were you i will go for the wielding work because hand work is the most suitable and stable work in Nigeria right now and even forever who knows.

Almost 6 months now

descarado:
U use Internet, Google.
You are not a baby.
Any answer you seek is already there for you to expand your knowledge on.

Alright

descarado:
Vitamin D
Red ginseng
L- arginine
L- carnitine

Check if there is history of cardiovascular disease and obesity in your family.

Run away from unnecessary carbohydrates as much as you can and live a healthy lifestyle.

It may not be taken serious but I have noticed that lots of young guys between middle 20 and 30 are seriously having erectile problem.

Live good lifestyle they won't.

Some of those yoyo bitters have side effects on the long run.

Most of you don't get it up anymore at 40.


I forgot one other supplement.

Generally, low carb and loads of veggies with protein is the best.

Fruits have unnecessary sugars. Fruits have loads of sugar.


We have good veggies like bitterleaf, utazi, uzìza, ùkazi, and so many that are highly medicinal.
Making a puree of them isn't a bad idea.

Talking about the carbohydrates which ones are unnecessary

As long as black men are still nuisances, contributing nothing and being lynched by the superior White men, I'm clool.

There's a difference between men and BLACK men... The latter are the leaders of Africa, the ritualists, the kidnappers, drug pusher, traffickers, fraudsters...

When men come out, BLACK men should hide their faces in shame...

I concur 1000%

men are logical... Until your semi-retardẹd brothers create threads wailing like bush pigs in heat that women broke their hearts...

Only logical when it's convenient...

Don't claim that achievement of white demi-gods you backwards African man...

They invented the world while your ancestors were walking naked and chewing bitter kola...

Comrade Calm Down

OlawaleBammie:
ahh na long story ooh

Guy you go need to share am because simp need to know that they can't gain anything from their weakly behavior.

OlawaleBammie:
Aahhh, i overchange pady mi

Now sef even my mama dey say a no dey caring at all

Wetin concern me

Share your change story

Makanaki127:
Back in secondary school I was in SS3 while she was in JSS3,I was writing my waec GCE exam then and she was writing her jss3 exam ( junior leaving exam)
I was supposed to go and write my mathematics exam while she had english exam,she complained to me that she don't know English at all and that she don't know what she will do,I felt very pity for her and told her that I will leave my GCE mathematics exam and come to her school and help her write her jss3 exam. Na so that day reach I leave my exam go the baby school go help her write her English exam,na so I leave my own exam, because of that I come enroll the upper year because my maths na absence day

gbengaoyeladun:
That's was 2020 with Mary... I gave her my whole one year salary to start business without even seeing her pants..she later bleep another guy inside the same shop

you're will Smith junior Brother

SweetDipBenny:
Will smith: I slapped Chris rock

madman

Offpoint1:
I remember my El-bro used to use me as the delivery boy, I usually open the letter on the way and take out the 5 naira he used to put inside.

Mumu me wey no sabi read dey remove money wey dey lettter, my cup full one day I no no sey baba don write about money wey dey later and when to send remaining balance.
Mama read later, offered me food and wrote a reply mumu me still carry reply we talk sey no money inside letter go give my brother
I no go forget the beating I receive till today

Who get time for this these days bae how you dey

If Nigeria team don't win today am going back to my country

No be only 70 na 40

EshjayLee:
There was this girl in my Jamb lesson, she is always abusive towards me, whenever she sights her face on me, she always abuse me. But I didn't mind her abusive character I got closer to her and accepted all sort of insults while trying to achieve my mission.
Cut long story short, I got to realise that this girl was madly in love with me but don't know how to express her feelings. Later on we got to know eachother more, and started a relationship and she's my wife currently.

women sha

thatsleepboy1:
Oladunjuoye ajala was the best boss i worked with before his death in November 2018. I learnt alot from him and he was very open to his workers, stress free work even though baba stubborn, me seff ff am b2b and we later became friends. Selling chicken and chips in front of honours hall unilag was a great time.




May his soul rest in peace

beautiful soul people doesn't live long i guess God like to take them ontime into heaven so that they will not experience the bad.

123readygo:
Hmmmmmm.
My late boss... A woman with extraordinary qualities and a heart of gold. She treated me like I'm her son. I never touched my salary the period I worked with her. She's amongst the few bosses then that paid overtime.

She was always sending me on an errand with enough tips... She had so much trust in me that even when her banking signature became irregular as a result of old age she refused to go to the bank and rectify it but rather gave me access to her account.

Her affection for her workers was not extended to only me but to every of her staff. I have never seen her shout at any of the workers. But she can abuse you (in a funny way though) when you misbehave

Wow man she is definition of real woman may her soul Rest In Peace.