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MPESA:
Most of them do get VVIP CONTACTS due to nature of their jobs.

you're damn right.

Ipheeoma24:
my dear maybe she doesn't have family members that need the contract na

like so

SweetPreeq:
There was this lady on a queue that I mistakenly pressed my d on her backside. She looked back and I told her sorry. Next thing she voluntarily pressed her backside on my already hard d without a care in the world.

Maybe you have a big d.

Oh My God.

what kind of sex worker is the lady that getting you contracts back to back.

Na question dey na nonsense all of una dey talk. bayern Munich know is a question so they give the answer. Nigerians sef i tired for una oh.

Na question dey ask na nonsense all of una dey talk.
bayern Munich know is a question so they give the answer.
Nigerians sef i tired for una oh.

Pauldollars:
Why do you want to know how many I have?
I buy and sell Laptops better than yours. Yours is infinitesimal

For one Ram slot not to be working means it has undergone several surgical operations in the hands of quack engineers and is therefore not fit to be sold but given out as a practice sample for Computer science students

you're just opening your mouth talking trash.
for your information am laptop engineer what happened to this laptop is common thing but it just rare and it has never been work on.
I just think you want to showcase your market and it's simple open a thread then display your goods, why the hell you're putting your mouth on what that doesn't concern your life.

morever is good for computer science mister man.
I program on it with software likes of code block, vs code, phpstorm,clion, pycharm. eclipse java/cdt.

I think I have satisfied your intrude so fvck outta here.

if a girl want to come to your house you don't need to persuade or anything.
op in your case the girl doesn't want to come.

if a girl want to come to your house you don't need to persuade or anything.
op in your case the girl doesn't want to come.

Pauldollars:
O boy your Lappy is almost dead na. For the speakers to have bursted and one part of the Ram slot not to be working means oti pari ise e

hey kid will you just keep quite

which one do you have.

Laptop Specs
Windows 8.1
Core i5
2GB RAM
Intel HD 3000 Graphics Card
120GB Hard Disk.
One of Ram Slot is not working but you can still increase
the RAM size by getting anyone of choice 4GB or 8GB
Speakers Has burst.
At 20,000 am selling because i needed cash.
it good for programming.
contacts Call or whatsapp 07018088057.

crackhouse:
In the name of the Father I sprinkle holy water on this thread....

I don laugh tire

Nothing Can make me date school girl. so many shits.

Laptop Specs
Windows 8.1
Core i5
Intel HD 3000 graphic card
2GB RAM
120GB Hard Disk.
One of Ram Slot is not working but you can still increase
the RAM size by getting anyone of choice 4GB or 8GB
And the Speakers Has burst.


for swap for Samsung phone start from 2017 onward
most preferably Samsung A3 2017.

Maybe You don't fvck them.

Mister man
Go for DNA to stop stress yourself from all this problems.
the money you have been spending on the kids for the past 7 years
you can't spend the half on DNA.

imiski:
Make I park my car here. No scratch me oh.

I go crash you

How would i marry someone i never see

MicroSweet:
And you think that these ladies don't know all this? They definitely do. Just that they are looking for that dude who'd fall for that 'enticing body', and become 'magarized'. It's all about the Benjamin's, dude. They know what they're doing.

Before nko

hemmy2243:
Deleted d guys contact sometime ago..just 4 her to av it again..and wen I asked,she told me I don't delete DAT 1, d guy stay close 2 her work place.

look at this oponu oh
you deleted the guy number but your girlfriend tell you didn't delete that particular number and you believe her morever if your girlfriend doesn't want anything between the guy and her she would have delete the guy number or will not be picking his calls.

wake up man you're fighting this alone while your girlfriend is taking advantage of it.

J111333:
Thank you. I wonder how other people read and understood before dropping comments.

am not abusing here just saying what i felt na.

Ishilove:
Sister computergeek, to be sincerely honest...the below was my list when I was younger and still had stars in my eyes.

Tall
Dark
Handsome
Stinkingly rich
Muscular
Dick_ must be the size of orobo Pepsi bottle (make me walk like a duck, honey)
More intelligent than I am.
A lover of arts
A man on fire for God.

I read romance novels briefly in my teens but I abandoned them because I could not connect with them. Why does the hero always have to be handsome? Is love meant for only handsome people? I would read M&B, and then after reading look round and still see the same strong, sun hardened faces of my Nigerian brothers who didn't have the faintest idea about chivalry. Chivalry is dead. Bleh. Romance novels fill your head with nonsense.


And then I grew up! With maturity comes a more realistic worldview. Many times God doesn't give us want we want but what we need. He works in mysterious ways and he knows what will benefit us, even when we are crying and tearing our hair and demanding...may, begging for the perfect man. He doesn't give us the perfect man; he gives us the man who is perfect for us.

Nature strives for balance, which is why opposites attract. That's why introverts attract extroverts. Garrulous people attract taciturn people, hot tempered folks cope best with cool as ice people. That's why you must always factor the Maker of All Creation itself when choosing a partner, and ultimately, allow Him to select for you. TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE GIVING HIM PERMISSION TO LET HIS PERFECT WILL BE DONE.


With maturity my list evolved to-

God fearing. A man on fire for God.

Comfortable (who stinking rich epp? ) I have a well paying job, Mr Right must have one too.

Intelligent. No compromise on that one. God help you your kids take after your less than intelligent partner. You will spend all your money on lesson teachers.

Must be a tiger in za oza room. The size of his jabulani didn't seem so important anymore, as long as it worked well and could make me purrrrr like a satisfied pussy...cat

One who complemented me in every way amd would take me as his lover, companion and best friend.

That definitely made more sense than big dicked, muscular fellows who would probably end up losing all those toned muscles, replacing them with Uber flabs, and then become unattractive to me in middle age.

Thanks God Sey You don get maturity and understand life.

pocohantas:
Lol, I never had those high expectations. I was just okay with love. I always loved them sensible, I have a very soft spot for engineers and a softer one for people in IT, good-looking, respectful...etc, nothing extraordinary.

I wasn't into romantic books, neither did I watch such movies or even listen to love songs. Found them predictable.

Now that I am older, my physical and character expectations in a man is very much the same- but the financial part is a whole lot strategic. Don't tell me you love me or have potentials, Jesus loves me too. So, I need to see how he is going to compliment me. I also need him to have some money. We would meet halfway.

Every man requires a level of submission/respect from his wife. If I am going to be doing that, it has to be worth it.

The days of "what are you wearing?" and "shey you will not come and know my place" is long gone.

now that you are older "what are you wearing?" and "shey you will not come and know my place" is long gone.
now i believe ladies maturity come at old age.
spit!

hazard7:
I will try to be bro.

Good one.

Which type of English is this.

Me cannot can oh am wondering how the guy will cope in the oza room.

hazard7:
Yap shit happens.

You gat to be careful mister man

hazard7:
Yap shit happens.

You gat to be careful mister man

Finding friends on nairaland are you joking ?..

Laptop Specs
Windows 8.1
Core i5
Intel HD 3000 graphic card
2GB RAM
120GB Hard Disk.
One of Ram Slot is not working but you can still increase
the RAM size by getting anyone of choice 4GB or 8GB
Speakers Has burst.
At 30,000 am selling because i needed cash.
Contacts Call or whatsapp 07018088057.

Laptop Specs
Windows 8.1 Core i5 2GB RAM 120GB Hard Disk.
One of Ram Slot is not working but you can still increase the RAM size by getting anyone of choice 4GB or 8GB
Speakers Has burst.
At 30,000 am selling because i needed cash.
Contacts Call or whatsapp 07018088057.

I will miss my family especially my mother and my brother.