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Newguyhere:
1.The size of a Nigerian girls pussy is inversely proportional to how expensive her phone is



2.all these girls wey dey claim "class" in most cases will just wey you down.


3. Avoid single mothers. Don't say I didn't tell you

4. Don't ever pay more than 50k to Bleep olosho

50k on what olosho
Man you well at all.

Alexajoy89:
My last relationship taught me not to obsess over anyone. My boyfriend dumped me for his neighbour after three years of dating. I was depressed and thought I would never get involved with anyone, but my sister advised me to visit Hookupmasters. There are a lot of dating sites reviews like this: https://hookupmasters.com/adult-dating-sites/ashley-madison-review/ I found it very interesting and exciting. And now I don`t think about my ex any more!

Nonsense and ingredient...

Ginaz:
It’s like the boyfriend is one hell of a rich nigga for she to go back to him and tidy up his house .

Broke boys Dey suffer sha.. if a broke boy tries this , the generational curse no be here.

That my thought too girl...

Guy be in your right sense next time you want to post that all I have to say.

AnalQueenluci:
Should I even say amen ? go pls

Yes na

I wish you more dicks for your anal grinding SMH!!!.

30k for note 4 in 2020 wetin happens na.

XhosaNostra:
People using phrases they don't understand the meaning of. Where's the "French" in that write up?

U don start again.

Afromentalist:
You can't make eggs without breaking the shells. If not for Coronavirus, the US would have lost its position as World power this year from all indications. Yes a few lives will be lost, but that's the price to be paid.

Understand the game and read between the lines. Until you understand the game, you can't win in life.

The African Mentalist

Good point of words bro

Beginning of success start with failure
You fail, learn and change occurs.

GOOD MOVES #NIGERIAHAVETOBESAFE

Thank God For and they SHOULD open their eyes more #NIGERIAHAVETOBESAFE

Guys is dstv going to show this match.

Like someone above me wrote a time will come that you will have to be making decision yourself and that is because your parents can't make it for you forever.
The time start when it suppose to.

Giving girlfriend monthly allowances is an idiot way of doing things. Why giving her that if she is loyal is for her good biko.

One thing you guys know very well is that when a girls or girlfriend start behaving like complain, whine, or laying command just ignore her after sometime her brain will reset to factory one.
So stop all these silly attitudes.

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT SOFT I LIKE TO SQUEEZE IT IMPATIENTLY.

GBOKASINCHA:
This is the difference between Igbo and other tribe in Nigeria other tribes like Afonjas and delta prefer to marry old aged ancestors

Your life is broken you need to fix it ASAP.
Idiot.

Naomila:
She said no sex before marriage and you guys Have already bleeped? that's upside down na

Na mumu e be na.

WHAT THIS NONSENSE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'VE Bleep GIRL SEVERALLY TIMES AND NOW SHE IS SAYING SHE WANT NO SEX RELATIONSHIP AND YOU PANICKING THAT SHE MIGHT BE YOUR WIFE. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BRAIN NI.

YORUBA NOLLYWOOD MOVIE SCRIPT WRITER.

funmisticqueen2:
just remember this,

that many women are choosing lonliness over you.

I don't understand you, if it's what am thinking for you to know i choose girls and girls choose me am not alone but prefer lonely sometimes to think life.

If that is only thing you can say then don't date, hustle for your money and also be single all your life without children too.

Who can't predict self i once predict Things will be expensive alot around the world especially in Nigeria. Look are things not expensive, when i remember it i will just smile. And man doesn't predict goodness of God as JW instead he predicted disease nonsense.

Brainiac12:
Kai Kuku kill me

Thou shall not kill but he can kill himself.

Shittaakeem:
HARDDON I have this issue bugging me for a while now.
I find it easy to converse with girls I don't like. But when it comes to girl I like Bleep my brain formats instantly I become my oldself. Can initiate a convo. Lost.

Just met a pretty girl recently I'm still facing this issue. I need help I don't want to blow this opportunity.

You lack confident.

All the guys you teach to be bad guys including me will stop badding because of it.

Most Introvert won't contact because they are always indoor.

Party and party people will reduced.

During this time most girls engine will lack grind an it oil.
Masturbation will be most option for guys.

Politicians will Always talk true now and act accordly because this virus is fast spreading than before ones we all know and so they are not safe too.

MasterShifu010:
It's super possible...I ve got this female neighbour with hot banging body, who is really close to me....my friends believe that am the one sleeping with her, because she does not give them face. And Truely I can't imagine myself even kissing her, talk more of shagging her...I can be with her gisting, and a girl will call me to come Bleep and she will be like, go and Bleep her and come and gist me about it jare...when she meets any guy she must seek my approval before dating him...one day we were walking on the road and she called my attention to one beautiful, shapely looking girl, and she encouraged me to go and toast her that she will wait for me. I went sharp collect number, when I came back she smiled shipishly and gave me a high five, and said BADT GUY!!!!!!...

Mad oh me too want this kind of bae friend.

Xavfra:
Educate me more......
Perfection is attainable. .... I need your help.

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Confident matter most.

Exodora:
Let me give you guys some expo here.
.Are you religious ? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
.Can I follow you home ? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
.I am no mathematician , but I am pretty good with numbers .Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
.Do you mind if we take a picture together ? I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
.Are you a drummer , because you seem to know the beat of my heat.
.May I borrow your phone ? I need to call my Mom, she told me to call her once I find the woman of my dreams.
The funny thing is that am not a guy lol.

Baddest for women.

Ladylite:
Let your money talk.

You be mumu mugu and mugu mumu.

ONCE GIRL ṢEÉ YOU HAVE INTEREST IN HER, HER LOVE OR WHATEVER FOR YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY TURN OFF.
MR MAB YOU'RE NOT ONLY RETIREMENT YOU'RE ALSO A NICE MAN THAT WILL EAT RUDIMENT.

JONNYSPUTE:
.. lol.funny guy.

You mean Fulani guys.