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XFive: Let God arise let the enemies of the state be destroyed, This beyond our security operativestanks bro no mind pple blamin fg.,dey always want 2 blame smbdy...,..dos hmmm really came 4 bizness o.,..d car destroyed only rep...big guns...,.wat a pity |
pDudd: I go buy you beerdouble it nd 2 4 urself....d nwa n apia igwe o(killa beauty) |
Wow, i can easily vote u journalist of d yr wit dis write up, at d top, i taut u were jst being biased, bt hats off 4 u 4 d xplanations, nd i must really recommend GEJ..4 man up, bt 1 shuld nt bite d hand dat feeds him, bt 1 shuld also standup 4 d rytin, i tink GEJ z really tryin, all des problems in 9ja z jst z own cross...speakin bout unemployment jst shows dat obj has no shame (72% to 52% ) my foot..plus i love hw gej replied bout ODI town massacre......kudos bro |
megxo: U WANNA PIERCE ME THROUGH WIF UR SWORD, SO I SHUD RAISE MA HANDS UP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if u wanna shoot...SHOOT...dnt TALK....badas nigga.....in d army we say obey b4 complain nd dats exactly wat our body does in such conditions, nd mind u, our creator made it so. |
uj_sizzle: you've never had someone share your pains, have you?nt really, dos present were my fellow workers, nd dey shared d pains(i meant dey shared d laffta) nd dey were all christains by d way....nd dey gave me many useless ad..sry, many useful advice lk d one we re giving 2 dis bro here....nd re u saying dat u av dis....special gift? Nd am nt gud at makin trouble. |
advocate666: how u take know say she no get phallus?cos of d (f) word. |
uj_sizzle: I'm tempted to call you an idiat, but i won't.well my dear, u actually do, wat if i tell u dat cement once pour on me(on my lngtin exactly which caused my flesh 2 start peelin off, nd which by d way was very very painful(i cundnt walk or lie dwn witout holdin it) u can as well tell me u undastand, wen u dnt actually av a phallus.....u nw get my point nd tanks 4 nt callin me an idiat, i jst told u pple wat i avnt told any1 b4. |
obadiah777: JESUS WILL HAVE ONE OF HIS DISCIPLES CUT THE GUYS EARS OFFu funi die bro, exactly wats on my mind, bt didnt knw hw 2 put it....wow scarily funny |
uj_sizzle: If your friend's heart broken for what he's done(sin or not), let him pray for forgiveness and ask for peace in his heart. uj_sizzle: If your friend's heart broken for what he's done(sin or not), let him pray for forgiveness and ask for peace in his heart. uj_sizzle: If your friend's heart broken for what he's done(sin or not), let him pray for forgiveness and ask for peace in his heart.Hmmmmm! U do, huh, dnt u?....i cnt imagine, so wen did u? Abortion?..hmmm |
Dats exactly wat chelsea re doing 2 wolves nw, 5 goals so far...57mins played......hahahahahahohohohohohehehehe*coughs* |
Azumy: baban dolooo!am lost.....baban wat? Dolooo?......ooh i get it, i funi die.......bt u dnt av 2 use boko haram language.....english pls or...........igbo. |
English1: I don't think people visualise Satan as a black man. I can't think of any movies where a black man plays Satan. What movies are you talking about? He's usually shown as a red devil or as a white person. |
English1: I don't think people visualise Satan as a black man. I can't think of any movies where a black man plays Satan. What movies are you talking about? He's usually shown as a red devil or as a white person.yeah ryt, as a black man paint wit white powder nd wit white cloth.......dnt get me wrong pple, bt read dis tale........an xperiment in a class of nursery pupils, doll(white nd black) were kept at a table nd asked d pupils 2 pick d beautiful ones........alas, none of d kids pickd a black doll, u c d mentality, none of us(blacks) is willin 2 accept blacks........black friday, blak monday,blak tuesday, blak marie, black market, midnyt(black midnyt(lol))...........bt one tin dat rises my soul is dat God almigthy is no respecta of person, he dsnt care weda we re blacks or white or yellow.......... |
Jungleprince1: Cant anything goodi no wan call u names....wat did u do bout s.john's revalation..end of d world, nw dnt get me wrong, am nt sayin d rumour is true or not.......jst learn 2 stop sayin sh*t broda |
famo1459: guyz i fink dis rumour is true ooooo cos i waited till 11:59 ystday nd now am not feel fyn at all........[color=#990000] famo1459: guyz i fink dis rumour is true ooooo cos i waited till 11:59 ystday nd now am not feel fyn at all........[/color] famo1459: guyz i fink dis rumour is true ooooo cos i waited till 11:59 ystday nd now am not feel fyn at all........abeg u don die already, abeg yan us tori nw, or if u re vomittin jeje find person give ur phone 2 relay d msg 2 us.........hw did d dyin start? |
Hey pple anoda rumour, plenty pple will die on nairaland....it is 2 begin at 6..00pm. 2day till saturday......d witches says dat d numba of pple usin nairaland is 2 much....run brodas nd sis, run......let me use dis opportunity 2 inform u peeps dat am startin a new forum of jokes as 4rm monday next week........no b me talk am ooo |
Ha.....an x-friend saw me in unn durin dier putme exam nd still asked me wat am doing in unn.........i was taken aback, bt still answered him,....am an invigilator, tell me ur hall nd i will come nd provide u wit answers.............lol |
Amaryah: But wait a minute, it's not that he soak his body into the gutter, just lay his body for the woman to pass, no bigggie naw!u dnt undastand, d krayzie is doin it 4 a bottle of coca cola........a hungryman is an ...... |
pauloman: Nigeria is a failed state ! Nothing is working !!Its such a pity !!!Nigeria is a failed STATE.....seriously, re u okay? |
Esut screening result is out, i jst confirmed it...students re advised 2 go 2 d school portal nd check their result...of course u have 2 purchase their scratch card, which u can get 4 #2000 at fidelity bank... |
Dats d way u supposd 2 drive, 4rm nw on dats d way u drive........part2..Dats d way u re supposd 2 shoot, 4rm nw on dat d way u shoot.....bad boys........pls has any1 watchd d 13th warrior?Dats d way u supposd 2 drive, 4rm nw on dats d way u drive........part2..Dats d way u re supposd 2 shoot, 4rm nw on dat d way u shoot.....bad boys........pls has any1 watchd d 13th warrior?Dats d way u supposd 2 drive, 4rm nw on dats d way u drive........part2..Dats d way u re supposd 2 shoot, 4rm nw on dat d way u shoot.....bad boys........pls has any1 watchd d 13th warrior? |
Dats d way u supposd 2 drive, 4rm nw on dats d way u drive........part2..Dats d way u re supposd 2 shoot, 4rm nw on dat d way u shoot.....bad boys........pls has any1 watchd d 13th warrior? |
Dere is, bt 1 path, we kill dem all... |
2nyt d realms will be one.....show dem d way 2 obilivon....,.shua khan..m.k |
Live free/die hard.....bruce wills .arnold..lets av lunch, rambo..wen, arnold..in a 100yrs, rambo..2 soon....expandables.......lol |
U jst said it all, u hate chelc.......guess wat chelc dnt lk u either........we wnt buy victor moses.. |
World class player ke? Wwwaatt re u pple talkin bout.....v.m....i wonda wat elephant d.d is since amateur victor..m. Is nw world class......make wigan no vex me oo, moreova i dnt tink we nid d player sef wit incomin of hulk,hazard...torres. |
Wel sm pple were meant 2 fail nd oda's 2 pass(it may seen selfish), bt dats d whole idea....be selfish in screenin exams......wat of pple wu (4went) dier neco maths, pple wu traveld 4rm very far places, sm complaind dat enugu 2 unn(1500), whereas i paid 300naira..,...wat am gettin at is dat dey shuld nt cancel our own dat has been ritten already........aftal its d lacturers dat brought out d papers, dey can sack dose pple 4 all i care..... |
Scarilily funny!! |

