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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes) Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes) Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes) Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 11:15pm On Mar 08, 2011 |
Endeavour to tlk sense wen u speak |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 11:19pm On Mar 08, 2011 |
At last d gunners hv finally shut up. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 12:09am On Mar 09, 2011 |
Mysticalz:come woman na me u dey ask if i high , come u no fear no catch since u reach hia u dey smell like kenyan bolognese nonsense |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:50am On Mar 09, 2011 |
^ I love Idowu loooooolzzz |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:46am On Mar 09, 2011 |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:27am On Mar 09, 2011 |
. .Bartender El! a shot of tequila and a pain killer .this bar has been a pain in the nyash too! Suggestion: Maybe we should get a hair dressing /barbers' shop next. And I now declare the thread locked. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:53am On Mar 09, 2011 |
@lysaa;what!what an audacity!imagine the concorbility!while I am still alive,how dear u close my bar;ma begi fu e! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 12:09pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
That is so criminal. U came in thru the window and started possessing from the backyard. .Be warned! [size=15pt]THIS PROPERTY IS NOT FOR SALE[/size] |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:33pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
^ Dont mind that Scammer, he does that Once a Year I fink ur Suggestions are cute, but emm. . . Wiv u been the hair Saloonist will i have a chance to be attended by Ya? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 12:34pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
TO ALL NAIRALANDERS It has come to the notice of management of this bar that some unscrupulous individuals are illegally circulating false rumours of change of ownership of the above bar $ consequently declaring it for sale.All intending buyers/leasers are hereby informed that this bar and all its facilities/utilities are sole $ exclusive properties of BRIGHT 007 Intl $ consequently warned. Signed Management. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 4:39pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Lyssa baby,so u r a christ embassy girl? They have beautiful ladies u knw. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
No El, I have my girls to take good care of u- Id would take care of ur hair, Tz would do nails and wash feet, Efe would handles scissors n blades for trimming and shaving. .don't mess with her. Weaves n braids are Yks areas of specialty. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 5:23pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
^Lysaa sis I lyk da way my name no deh dia. I'm jus an attraction to da saloon |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:40pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
^ Nonono i dont want u there, u'll steal my wallet And Lysaa, pls I wont allow Efemena use dose blades on me, she's too careless to handle blades, moreova wiv Studio n Eldav all around i might be at risk of H.I.V positive! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 6:03pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
El Guapo:no mind daat akure she gooaat o,imagine come hia deey bark like dog wey tiiger rapee nonetica |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 6:17pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
lysaa: Lysaa, you dey find trouble o. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 6:49pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Evening all. El d usual pls. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 6:52pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
@yinkalink:pls order for 2 people |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:08pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Ok. Two bottles of coke 4 me n bryt. I know he owes u a lot,just place all his debts on my tab. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 7:24pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Chai dis girl don fall my hand.ok pls bartender double her bills and bring it to my office |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:39pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Lol.u wan blow abi? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 7:45pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Wan blow u shey b? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:51pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Nah,yahself. Seems we're d only 1 here, al serve maself jare. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 7:55pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
No problem;pls serve me also |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 7:58pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Ok. Wat wil it b? Will u gerrof d counter? Sit urself down hun! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:06pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Ok I will do as u say or I will b ur zombie for d time being |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 8:10pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Berra! U hungry? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:21pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Yes!pounded yam and bushmeat |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 8:26pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
I resemble ur wyf? D best i can do is mince pies n spring rolls. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:28pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Junks!kunks!don't eat junks.I can take u as a second wife |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Bright i Just dey mercy for ur Dad, i dey for toilet dey hear as u dey brag to pay u and Yinka's drink, na b'cos u don discover where the old man dey hide em money abi? Morale just dey high u, wait til i call to tell him to re-locate frm that cupboard em dey hide money @ Yinka, hun abeg dnt get annoyance i was using the toilet, wetin one go expect after eating at Idowu's house, that girl no sabi cook at all |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by bright007(f): 8:32pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
El where are u comin from.toi kini?I was praying 4 u to shit out ur intestines their and pass to d world beyond |
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