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your comprehension cable is blocked, jokes apart.

He contributed the best of his quotato the nation's furtherance.

E'pa, respect to the maximum. .carry go!

cleanliness begins from the mind.

LOL
I'll give u a let-my-ppl-go on that.

nor dey fall ur hand abeg

Studio CFR:
I don see am sey the only language u understand na SLAP

u dey crase abi crase dey worry u?

Studio CFR:
Lyssa
For your mind u don dey make sense o



Yinkus
Maje kin binu si e o

Why won't u feel u know who makes sense n who doesn\t when u can afford tattoo but cant afford a sense of humor.

Don't forget to do the piercings n buy the hair for your braids.

news flash.

i dey tell u.

He is either ungrateful or greedy or last last ignorant. .we don try tire.

smelly smelly na. .lol

i think?

bashy_demy:
whatever i already know say i be small pikin you dont need to tell me.

a'ight, the 1st sign of maturity is knowing who u are.

i think? lol

accept wetin? unto what benefit?

u should be happy someone is doing u this big favour.

he does it right

who told you?

love has nothing to do with it.


what are u now, a politician?

hehe isn't that funny?

what other joke do u have?

pardon my bad bini lang sis, ,lol

therese-83:
@Iysaa- yea I think d ryte thn is actually Odionwehe. Lol. Crayon (I think) used to be one crazy lady that it wuz blvd used to mysteriously appear in lonely roads if:u r walking alone,call crayon 3x,if u c a bright coloured piece of cloth on d floor, n mny oda funny thns.
Who went to first foundation lesson?

hahaha i can imagine how scary that was. .thats insane tho.
we sure heard so many funny stuff way back. Everything about the ancient benin kingdom has some freaky tale behind them.
Remember the mermaid statue about oba's palace n market. .i think close to oredo park. .heard some socks-pulling crap about that too. mehn, thank God for knowledge o. .cos those stories are deceptively convincing.

hmm, then go search the trash bag cos i'm clean.

Thank God o, somebody has small sense.

1st pic reminds us that b4 aircraft in Africa, there were many crafts and pilots and finally airports: witchcraft

2nd pic won't go there cos i don't like cats!

3rd shyte happens.

Murder was the case! LOL

oh no! that;s so criminal of u to let him slip from me. .not funny

yeah thats funny.

love this one too cos it reminds me of oxidation in chem lol

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

what kinda stunt? so when one jumps down from the table we should applaud him for pulling a stunt? lol

maybe next time we would lay a mat for him to land or better still give him a ladder.

which one be urs again? I don dey ask u for ya bro for the past 10 yrs. .lol

It's been a while tho, what's up?

Which of the comebacks hit u the hardest?

hey mukina since 2006 na now u dey see this joke lol

Compliments of the season. HRU?

angelz:
@lysaa,
r u married?Av u seen d opp side of a mate dat u neva saw in your ova 5 years of courtship?
Av u seen a mate wu wil make your life hell even afta sepeation/divorce?
its not a decision?
Jus wish it doesnt apen, cus if it does, then it'l bcom a decision.

No to all your questions but still,
i'm prepared for whatever with one mindset, I will not go down.
See, i've come to realise that everything excluding nothing in life is a decision. What do u do when your wish don't come thru? U definately resort to decision.
In as much as i pray for the goodies, i'm already proactive to fix the odds. Someone told me never to let an opprtunity meet me unprepared, so i'm set.

. .and to answer ur question, yes Jesus is that son of God.

bashy_demy:
and how many people heard that voice i think it was on John then
at bold up there who was he referring to as servant?

Me thinks the whole creation heard.
The Bible records that the disciples marveled at him asking themselves what manner of man he was that even the winds and waves hear him, he spoke to a tree and it died, He called out the dead as tho the dead was alive and the responded back to life, demons saw him and screamed cos they recognised him, the oppressed, the sick called on Him and were healed. The apostles spoke of that same Jesus and signs & wonders accompanied their ministry. Today miracles happen at the mention of His name. .Just because the Father made a declaration long ago and that declaration still stands.

bashy_demy:
hmmmmm you want get Hot and want an handsome boy to get you Hot huh?

LOL just for the fun of it, i'll let u console urself with that. small pikin!