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Family › Re: I Made A Terrible Mistake, Now I'm Paying For It. Learn!!!! by LZAA: 8:27am On Sep 12
 I ignored the fact that she was a single mother
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Celebrities › Re: Pato Laments, Opens Up On What Adult Film Actors Really Earn In Nigeria by LZAA: 7:57am On Sep 12
saintopus:
What of the enjoyment wey una dey enjoyment nko?
Na part of una money be dat naaa.
Enjoy wetin?
You think say na like regular package you dey run with your babe?
Unless you sabi the director on set you go hear am if you fumble on set o
Not to mention the lighting and camera angles that will be interfering grin
Enjoy?
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Celebrities › Re: Pato Laments, Opens Up On What Adult Film Actors Really Earn In Nigeria by LZAA: 7:55am On Sep 12
Dingdongbells:
What a waste of sperm, when there are sugar mummies, married women that can pay you 5000K to service them in private you're busy ejaculating in front of camera for 50K that oloshos charge for hook up. You're a disgrace to brotherhood and deserved to be flogged on ur rod to get sense. Tueehhhh.......
Guy talk true
Which sugar mama go near this gee grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Pato Laments, Opens Up On What Adult Film Actors Really Earn In Nigeria by LZAA: 7:54am On Sep 12
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Been looking for this comment since.

Never seen a model he took to Valhalla.
Na to just dey hammer blindly like a rabbit.

Make him go learn from switcøck and Xavier thick dem.
You dey analyze how man dey....
Unless you're a director in his field this is weird grin
Celebrities › Re: Pato Laments, Opens Up On What Adult Film Actors Really Earn In Nigeria by LZAA: 7:52am On Sep 12
kokoA:
They deserve lesser pay sef. Nigeria porn is very dirty. Dirty male and female actors. As if dem no dey baff before dem come set sef, and always shot in very low budget, dirty hotel rooms. If you want to sin abeg sin properly, spend better money on your son so that others can enjoy watching you sin.
Lols
These lot aren't exactly financially gallant na
What do you expect
Also keep in mind that most of the female performers are hoo.kers who are used to such environment grin
Just like he's saying their main income comes from overseas
Celebrities › Re: Omotunde Ogundimu Battles Cervical Cancer, Seeks Help (Video) by LZAA: 6:05pm On Sep 11
istina:
It's high time the whole world rise together to fight this cancer thing o. Otherwise, in the nearst future humanity would be totally wiped out.
Lols
The first world have been fighting it for decades
The worry should be it's rising occurrences in the developing world
Cancer was never this rampant in developing countries
Just saying
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In US For Money Laundering by LZAA: 3:27pm On Sep 11
Pacesetter123:
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You be president of NCAN
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Romance › Re: Different Nigerian Men You Will Meet When They Ask You Out by LZAA: 2:32pm On Sep 11
CodeTemplar:
Those days there used to be tosyn2much, a nairaland who opens threads like these and it is always 10 point threads. You tried also.
Be like that one done finally marry grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In US For Money Laundering by LZAA: 2:30pm On Sep 11
Raphael Oludemilade-Adebowale
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Health › Re: Elon Musk Reacts To Nathan Ogbatue's $36 Million Medicaid Billing Of California by LZAA: 1:59pm On Sep 11
Health › Re: Elon Musk Reacts To Nathan Ogbatue's $36 Million Medicaid Billing Of California by LZAA: 8:27am On Sep 11
seunmsg:
These are the guys damaging the image of the country in America.
Trust me you do not want to go down this road grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglican Church Bans Immediate Burial Of Relatives-Sets 2-Week Minimum Timeframe by LZAA: 9:45pm On Sep 10
Always82:
So Catholic Church to you is a different body to ROMANS CATHOLIC CHURCH.never hard of this before bro.
Because it's not true
The church operates as a single unit
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglican Church Bans Immediate Burial Of Relatives-Sets 2-Week Minimum Timeframe by LZAA: 9:44pm On Sep 10
buygala:
Ehnnn? grin

Someone injected with formalin, all his/her body orifices blocked, and some of his organs removed came back to life after 21 days?

Do you even know what embalming entails?
I refused to even dignify that post with a reply grin
Politics › Re: Woman Stops Emohua Chairman Chidi Lloyd From Touching Baby At Child Dedication by LZAA: 9:36pm On Sep 10
If he belongs to Apcheat she is right to do so
Avoid Apcheat in everything
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Politics › Re: Wike Is About To Take My Father's Land - White Nigerian Cries Out by LZAA: 1:45pm On Sep 10
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I remember this 🤡
Always on X saying people aren't patriotic 🤣
Hand don touch am small e come dey rake😄😄
Sai Apcheat 😄😄😄
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija Fan Fatigue: Why Viewers Are Finally Tuning Out by LZAA: 8:29am On Sep 10
Dpzeewonder:
Person wey hungry dey watch TV show? Person wey no get light for house dey on TV? Person wey no see house rent dey on TV make landlord go find out say heen dey house? Person wey never chop dey get money to subscribe?
As in ehn?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija Fan Fatigue: Why Viewers Are Finally Tuning Out by LZAA: 8:27am On Sep 10
People really watch this trash?
Even the original shows have been stopped in so many countries worldwide 😄😄😄
Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Honoured With ‘oso Di Eme 1’ Traditional Title In Imo(photos/vid) by LZAA: 7:15am On Sep 10
ubimagos:
Your candidate wife and children lives in the US while he is here hustling for money to use in funding their lifestyle in a foreign country. That's your type of a new Nigeria!
Obi has earned whatever money he has legitimately
Also his family with the exception of his son live in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Honoured With ‘oso Di Eme 1’ Traditional Title In Imo(photos/vid) by LZAA: 11:28pm On Sep 09
TheStoriesOfMan:
Ndị Imo don play Remi Tinubu handicap, but APC SE supporters go follow them laugh because them know what's up.

Chai grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;
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Politics › Re: Akin Olaoye Appointed By Fuad Atanda-Lawal, Bashir Ahmed Calls Him Out by LZAA: 10:49pm On Sep 09
Willy2025:
I'm shocked to read this your write up because even Peter Obi is still going to join APC after his defeat next year. There is no permanent enemy in politics. If you look at the SE today, there is no president in Nigeria that has done so many things for the SE apart from President Tinubu. So let's support the APC. It is not yet the turn of the SE.
You clowns praised the Daura langa to the skies and said he was the best thing to happen to the SE because of a bridge that his predecessor initiated
This is the problem with doublespeak
After a while just like this clown Bashir is trashing you forget your own lies😄
Goan ask Senator Mao howfar na
Imo people just scam una Jezebel give am stick😄😄
If i didn't detest Apcheat so much i would actually offer pity
SMH
Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Honoured With ‘oso Di Eme 1’ Traditional Title In Imo(photos/vid) by LZAA: 10:39pm On Sep 09
TheStoriesOfMan:
Ọsọ dị eme?

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Omor eh, ndị Imo people are funny.

See title wey una give a whole first lady?

Biko ndị Anambra, directly translate that title for me.
If they understand how worthless that "title" is ehn they will para continuously grin
Politics › Re: Charismatic Bishops Endorse Tinubu by LZAA: 9:57pm On Sep 09
Charismatic what?
Ahhh
God abeg grin grin
This buffoonery is unbelievable grin
Smh grin
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Car Talk › Re: How Much Does It Really Cost To Keep A Car On The Road In Lagos? by LZAA: 5:36pm On Sep 09
It's not for the faint hearted o
Throw in servicing,renewal of licenses then you go sabi say motor no easy
All this is sha on Apcheat who have destroyed the economy
Thunder fire Apcheat
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Politics › Re: Lagos Agbero Oba Aro Protests; “Say No To FBI Office In Nigeria” by LZAA: 4:38pm On Sep 09
We have never i repeat we have never had it this bad in Nigeria
Even with bad military rulers we had decency,empathy and decorum
Now we have thugs or "agberos" running amok,
So called "businessmen" dealing drugs in quantities that even the Colombian and Mexican cartels can only fantasize about and the destruction of our economy and National fabric by a known shady character who is "president "
Smh
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Politics › Re: Benue: Battle Line Has Been Drawn - Aisha Yesufu by LZAA: 11:24am On Sep 09
yarimo:
Aisha Yusufu you are only good at talking rubbish online grin
Yen yen yen yen
Slow down o make Obi matter no do you strong thing grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For 25 Years For Raping 19-Year-Old Lady In The UK by LZAA: 6:55pm On Sep 08
Gift Oladele
Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone) or investments.
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Politics › Re: Obidients Slam Benue Youths For Blocking Peter Obi by LZAA: 3:50pm On Sep 08
Thia agbero type of politics will not save the Agbado sifu
As for that useless governor he can be rest assured he will not be returning to the church after his term in office
Sports › Re: NFF Rejects Normalization Committee, Proposes 3-6 Months Caretaker Arrangement by LZAA: 3:26pm On Sep 08
It has to be done
Too many clowns who had no interest in developing football have been given access to the glass house and their aim has been to pilfer FIFA and government money
It had to change
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Arrives Jos, Plateau State Moments After Leaving Benue by LZAA: 3:23pm On Sep 08
AMINDA:
Contrary to what I was projecting, Tinubu will not win the middlebelt. Don't forget that as far back as 2024, Governor Alia warned Peter Obi not to set foot in Benue state. He simply made good on his threats today. The greatest taqiya Tunubu and the APC are about to carry out is to try to hoodwink the Northern Christians to vote the muslim-muslim Tinubu/Shettima ticket citing Elrufai whom Tinubu had to beg to make him president. They are desperate to do this because his Northern muslim base are all but gone. Obi is an impediment to that. Today's desperate move by the APC will backfire tremendously as time will prove.
That's what the Ronus don't understand
Infact their silly fantasies are even eroding the Agbado sifu
Now Benue folks are even more determined to disgrace that puppet who calls himself gomina🤣
Sports › Re: The Renovation Of The Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium, Enugu (Photos, Video) by LZAA: 11:32am On Sep 08
naptu2:
Types of stadiums in Nigeria.

Anybody that has lived in Nigeria automatically knows the various types of stadiums in Nigeria (that's why I said that those people are not being serious). In this post I will limit myself to the relevant types.

A) Sports cities: There are many stadiums in Nigeria that are what I call sports cities. They have a main bowl that consists of a football pitch and an athletics track and they also have other sports facilities, most notably a sports hall that is used for basketball and other indoor sports and an aquatic centre.

Some people complain about these sports cities because they do not understand why there's a track around the football pitch. They watch the English Premier League and other European football competitions and they don't see athletics tracks around the pitches and so they wonder why there are tracks around the pitches at these sports cities.

This issue isn't new to me, but I assumed that everybody understood it, however, I discovered on Nairaland in the early 2010s that not everybody understands the issue.

The answer is very simple. These sports cities were built by government. Governments want to develop multiple sports in order to improve the chances of their citizens winning medals at multi-sports events. They need to have the facilities in which to train these athletes. Some governments also hope to host events like the Nations Sports Festival, the National School Sports Festival, Youth Games, All Africa Games, Commonwealth Games, the Olympics, etc. It is more cost effective and efficient to build a sports city than to build separate football stadiums and athletics stadiums. This is the reason that governments build the sports cities. Track and Field Athletics was once Nigeria's second sport, it is the one sport that every school takes part in and there must be facilities to host such competitions.

The football stadiums that you see being used in the English Premiership and similar competitions are owned by wealthy football clubs. They have no responsibility to develop track and field athletics and they want to ensure that their fans can get very close to the action by having the seats/stands very close to the pitch.

Examples of sports cities include the National Stadium Lagos, the National Stadium Abuja, Liberty Stadium Ibadan, Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium Enugu and the Ahmadu Bello Stadium Kaduna.

B) Single use stadiums: There are also single use stadiums in Nigeria. When I say "single use" I mean that the stadium comprises just a football pitch, although that same pitch can be used for association football, rugby and American football.

Most of the single use stadiums are the older stadiums like the Onikan Stadium in Lagos, Sharks Stadium in Port Harcourt and the Kano Pillars Stadium. Most of these stadia are associated with a particular football club and it is not the club's responsibility to develop other sports like track and field athletics or swimming. Besides, most of these older stadia are smaller than the sports cities and there's no space to put an athletics track.

C) Mini stadiums: Mini stadiums are very small stadiums that are designed to be used by a community. Most of these stadiums are not used by any professional sports team, rather they are used by the youths in the area.

Mini stadiums are built to provide an outlet for youths in the area, so that they can hone their skills, to provide them with something to do and keep them away from crimes and other vices.

Mini stadiums also serve as a community centre. They are a place where schools can hold their inter-house sports competitions, nearby companies can have bonding sessions, etc.

A great example of a mini stadium is the Campos Square Mini Stadium. It was basically just a playground once upon a time. There were no stands and there was no grass (it was just sand). People played football there, it was used as a prayerground during Eid and some people had parties there. In 1987 a part of the square was partitioned off and converted into a school.

However, Governor Babatunde Fashola converted it into a mini stadium with stands, an electronic scoreboard and an outdoor basketball court.

Nowadays there are activities at the stadium every day. It is used by the Lagos State Government to train primary and secondary school students, teams of youths rent the stadium for their football matches and it was the site of the Channels Television primary school football competition.

D) Playgrounds: What I call playgrounds are community sports facilities that have no stands, in some cases they have no grass, but they are used by youths in the area to play football in the evenings and at weekends. They are also used for social occasions like parties and for political gatherings. A good example of a playground is the old Campos Square.
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Politics › Re: Who Is Karl Ikemefuna Von Batten And What Is He Hiding - Femi Fani-kayode Writes by LZAA: 11:30am On Sep 08
"You even went as far as to publish the asinine, absurd, mendacious and foul falsehood that he sent an agent and associate of his to you in an attempt to invite you to London and bribe you with 3 million USD in return for your silence without providing any tangible or concrete evidence."
Someone should remind this clown that this current administration boasted of paying 9 MILLION DOLLARS to lobbyists this year😄

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