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oldfoolnigger:
A girl wanted to buy 10# sachet water but because she was not with change,a guy now paid for the water cos he was with 10#.the girl appreciated his kind gesture.not satisfied,u come corner her one side and requested for her digits.the girl sha acted maturedly by turning down the offer by puting the 200# she was with on the guy's chest pocket.boom! she waka comot be that o..guy dont get me wrong here,u can ask for a girl's digits but not largely cos u bought her something

holatin:
yeah I was there, we were all weeping and full of tears.

Her speech was mixed with onion

otijah2:
Wicked woman, just Kept on suffering everybody in the family

browniex:
They are animals that have such sight capabilities, for example an eagle,An Elephant also has ultrasonic hearing.it can hear the footfalls of an ant.

ddippset:
To all those who said the president had died and was buried in London eat it, to those who said the president is in a coma eat it too, to those who said the president was on chemotherapy for 6 months eat it too, to those who said the president must shoot a video to address you eat it too, to those who said the president is wearing only one cloth eat it too. APC and Buhari till 2023. If you don't like it, you know you have to eat it too.

UnknownT:
@ 84years, hope she knows the Muhammadu we are talking about? Old people usually make that mistake. How could their mom give birth to 28 kids? She dey do competition with her fowl that year?

kenmaro:
We might call it shit, pangolo, scrap, etc. But to a good businessman, historian, archeologist, and others who know what this old piece can fetch, its a source of income and a valuable piece for a museum. We Africians will hustle, convert our hard earn money into dollar, euro, pounds, etc and travel on vacation to countries where such piece has been beautifully preserve, pay to go into the museum to view it. Just calculate how much this will fetch in return after like 10years where you have an annual museum visitors of 20,000 people from all over the world who pay like $100 to visit the museum. Na me and you go travel go there. We do not preserve our tourist attractions in Naija except drilling our crude oil wey our leaders dey steal.

paiz:
This statement off me

paschu:
FUNNY

xstry:
I thought he was looking for a partner

slimzypink:
beautiful but i'm prettier, na crown remain

DeLioncourt:
I feel like I time travelled...

DriveByKiller:
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Son of a dead thief with chronic albinism!!!

Worthless small-time Google thief!

You feel you can hide under a female alternate and rape Google blind and use internet disses to face me?

God go destroy the apes you call parents who couldn't train a baseless swine like you properly.

Lowbred imbecilé!!