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RomanceRe: Made A Simple Request To My Fiancé And He Made Me Feel Bad by M2dX(m): 4:27pm On Jan 27, 2017
DrogoG:
Oh my oh my!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy This is very hilarious!

You have every right to be upset. Your fiance is a m*oron and very unenlightened! He probably thought you were somehow lazy to do it by yourself and thought you wanted to use him as a servant! Many Nigerian men have this dumb mentality!

The fool didn't know you asked him to do it in order to spice up the sex life in your relationship. This type of guy will NEVER go down on you, he would see it as an abomination! smiley And he's also the type that won't bother if you came during sex. He may not even not know that women can climax.

My woman and I do this shaving thing to each other once in a while as fore*play because it always ends up with us having an explosive sex. It is a very sexy thing to do to each other! We do other things too! Sex is not only about pulling pants down and inserting a dick into a vagina! Explore!

If your so-called fiance can't even shave you for sex, then you have a big problem. Having a partner you're sexually compatible with, is crucial in a relationship. You're someone who likes to explore sexually while the guy is sexually boring. if he's not your type, now is the time to dump his as*s before it is too late. If you marry him, you will end up being sexually unsatisfied in your marriage which may lead to cheating.

You can't afford to be sexually frustrated for the rest of your life with this guy.
yeye.
RomanceRe: Anytime I Have Sex With My Bf I Just Hate Him Afterwards by M2dX(m): 7:20am On Jan 20, 2017
NONNNSENSE
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Marry Me, But Now, She Wants Me To Marry Her, Help by M2dX(m):
Authoreety:
Guy feel free 2 vex....... D tin bn pain me b4 sha bt breeze carry all my hoot waka
grin the guy wan f***k up o, make i cool my temperature joor,.
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Marry Me, But Now, She Wants Me To Marry Her, Help by M2dX(m): 9:44pm On Jan 17, 2017
na this kind question dey make me vex .
TravelRe: Car Somersaults And Uproots A Mango Tree. 3 Men Survive (Photos) by M2dX(m): 8:59pm On Jan 17, 2017
Jengem:
Why cant buhari be a mango tree once in a while
grin
RomanceRe: My Gal's Insecurity And False Prophecies, Is Becomn 2 Much by M2dX(m): 1:49pm On Jan 15, 2017
jonaifame22:
Good evening all, I type dis wth a heavy heart, I love my gf and I cherish her, I tell her always, what again can I do to let her know, that I'm all hers spirit,soul, dick and body

My gf called me dis evening and she said she had some thing to tell and we met dis night and I thought she wanna tell me something edifying, only for her to say she slept dis afternoon and dreamt where she saw me kissing another gal, I claimed I met online in the dream she had, and she said she wept in that dream and found out that she woke up wth tears in her eyes, infact when I heard it, I felt melancholy and I had to console her, huggn her and peckn her still, letn her understand that I love her and she should not worry, I'm afraid dat, I'll lose her cos she might leave me cos of her fears, I love her so mch and I dream abt her often, ,she's my everything, dis I mean for real.

TravelRe: China-Based Nigerian Man Crashes His G-Wagon SUV. Photos by M2dX(m): 6:53pm On Jan 11, 2017
over speed is his real enamy,..
RomanceRe: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(op):
ebonyeyes88:
where's the pic..
really?
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Daughter, Imade, Returns To School In Style ( Photos) by M2dX(m): 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2017
Mrop:
Her Mum, Sophie Momodu shared snaps of the lass on snapchat.
See more photos Below:


Source ::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/davido-s-daughter-imade-returns-to.html?m=0

RomanceRe: I Have Finally Break Up With My Girlfriend. by M2dX(m): 6:25pm On Jan 09, 2017
goodoo:
What next?

RomanceRe: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(op): 5:55pm On Jan 09, 2017
ebonyeyes88:
btw OP if you didn't care why did you write a stupid post about women comparing them to dogs? In America its the complete reverse. Lol..over here a woman would never fall for that crazy game, if anything, you will meet your match. If you put her through crazy games and cheat on her, Hmmm... you'll be a dead man literally.
not stupid when is done in good way,. When my match come she gona love me and i will reture the favour for her.
RomanceRe: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(op): 5:32pm On Jan 09, 2017
ebonyeyes88:
yea you should give a F*ck about you being ugly f*cknicca.
am not ugly and will never be tongue
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady's Comment On Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Wedding Photo Is Ridiculous by M2dX(m): 10:18am On Jan 09, 2017
so?

RomanceRe: Harmless Things People Do That Lead To Illicit Sex by M2dX(m): 11:31pm On Jan 07, 2017
Op.

EducationRe: Lady Drives Keke In Bayelsa To Sponsor Herself Through School. Photos by M2dX(m): 1:00pm On Jan 07, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
This is really encouraging. Pictured is a young lady identified as Peace Orukari from Kalama compound, Sabageria Community in Kolokuma/Opokuma Local Government Area of Bayelsa State -who drives tricycle a.k.a 'Keke' to raise money for her education. The young entrepreneur reportedly revealed that said she entered into the business due to how tough life has been for her and her family... She also revealed that she struggled to finish secondary school selling recharge cards and hawking oranges. We wish her the best in her future endeavours.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/01/meet-pretty-lady-who-drives-keke-to.html

RomanceRe: I Saw A Sex Chat..... by M2dX(m): 11:53am On Jan 07, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
AdongiveAfuck crew where ya at

RomanceRe: This Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(op): 11:20am On Jan 07, 2017
ebonyeyes88:
You know what OP? You really suck when it comes to relationships. Only a desperate ti++y-sagging wh0re would fall for that but one thing I must admit you are good at, is being a B*tch. No pun intended..

RomanceThis Are The Real Ways To Make Your Girl Love You Forever by M2dX(op): 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2017
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for Nollywood ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F**k you" and grab the other girl's azz. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a rubbish dump. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be b****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and shout at her the whole way home for ditching you all night. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like texting other girls). 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about). 21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man. 22. bosom twisters and plenty of them. 23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny. 26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call!
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by M2dX(m): 10:50am On Jan 04, 2017
JideSM:
Sorry to hear this, is the line requesting for PUK?
yeas, is showing puk code
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by M2dX(m): 10:30am On Jan 04, 2017
hello jide, pls help me out, i accidenly lock my mtn simcard and the simpark has been lost ,pls this is the nomber 0809557309 .
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Virgin Last Night... Tho She's Been Penetrated. Once Be4. by M2dX(m): 6:51am On Dec 28, 2016
SorftWerk:
grin hello guys...slow and steady they say, wins the race when it comes to pleasure. Read along and learn one or two things grin


I have been shyking this slim young dark skin girl for a week now, finally got her to come over to my place yesterday and I got to realise she's been hit but just once grin grin grin chai!na only me waka come?

She came in though and I welcomed her with enough stuff to her fill, and thankfully there was power, so I just played a music channel and went straight to sit beside her, crossed my arm to her other shoulder while we watch the music videos, she took my hands off and I was like "com'on, be a gud girl will u?" This time I placed it on her thighs and mehn seriously I was already hard by this time, she didn't move as I rubbed underneath her thigh straight up to her butt and to my utmost surprise, she held my head and started kissing me hard while laying on top of me with our clits on.

She took off my shirt herself and kissed my hard ni pple as I walked my hand straight to her panty covering her pussy and it was meaty and so wet, she stopped and looked at me seductively and said " pls rub it" her clit was swollen and very easy to locate with the fingers ( if u are familiar with clits that form that V shaped inner lips straight up to the clot region, u'll understand) I promised my self I was gonna eat her pussy with my best shot...she was so hot!

I was rubbing her clot from her panty while she was on top of me and moaning like she's reaching climax but yet she was kissing me and licking my chest...it was so wet...
God in heaven is watching all of una motherf..kers, when his jugement hit the earth , then, u respet.
RomanceRe: Serial Boyfriend Snatcher About To Be Disgraced By Her Angry Friends In Lagos by M2dX(m): 5:13pm On Dec 24, 2016
nonsense.
RomanceRe: M2dx by M2dX(op): 3:22pm On Dec 24, 2016
TrapQueen77:
shocked
QUEEN? dont like the name with the word trap. Even till now u still T Queen, Why? huh
RomanceRe: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by M2dX(m): 3:14pm On Dec 24, 2016
sad sadsadsad NONNNNNSENSE!!
RomanceRe: Wat Do U Do Wn U Suddenly Fnd Ursef Sitting On A Couch Wt A Gal U Dnt Knw? by M2dX(m): 6:42pm On Dec 20, 2016
NONSENSE.
RomanceRe: Why We Women Aren't Attracted To Men Who "LOVE" Us by M2dX(m): 4:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
gud one @op
RomanceRe: What This Girl Did To Me Just Made Me Hate Girls. by M2dX(m): 9:40am On Dec 19, 2016
Freshboi:
Bros, you harsh o
just saying the truth, when you know the truth, you will be happy and free.
RomanceRe: His Wife Has Made His Life Trashy. by M2dX(m): 11:12pm On Dec 18, 2016
grin grin grin where is my dictionary oocheesy

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