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barwaaqo:
We are merely exchanging a few ideas, we teach them a few things also. We teach them about our mogadishu the land of the warriors.

This is the perfect link to it, let them read, it gets everything done faster

http://historum.com/middle-eastern-african-history/58529-worlds-most-badass-country.html

Kafrican:
My point is, when you go to Somalia right now, You wont find anyone worth looking at!!!!!!!
I'd give you an example, Lupita nyongo, a Kenyan actress was a nobody when she did movies in Kenya,I mean you could pass her on the streets and you wouldn't even turn back......... But when she went to the US she underwent a makeover and she became so beautifull (thats what happens to all Somali women of pics you've poseted) she was named Peoples most beautifull person of 2014

Such lies, go to Hargeisa, Gardo and even mogadishu, I've been to Hargeisa, and my cousin went to both mogadishu and gardo, you can find beautiful ladies everywhere in somalia and I can post pics if you want.

muafrika:
Where was the 3rd photo taken? Green dense Grass and bush? In Somalia?

You'd be surprised, very surprised to know that quite a bit of somalia is exactly that,

this is the capital mogadishu

ArtanK:
See you guys in about a week...

Maakhir check Skyscrapercity for new pictures of Mogadishu. Hold this thread down.

Will do

See you too bro.1

gallivant:
Here is the Madobe dude, our new puppet in Jubbaland.

https://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/image/view/-/1622534/medRes/426738/-/maxw/600/-/qh9r0pz/-/juba.jpg

Notice the military Landrover?Who else has a large enough stockpile to hand out? And now the Federal Somali army!

https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64235000/jpg/_64235305_img_0878.jpg

And the Somali Army from the 1980's was more powerful than the Kenyan Army now.

There were already military landrovers in somalia before any dumba*ss kenyan came. And the Kenyan Army doesn't dare to venture further north of Jubbaland. How brave of your 'warriors'

gallivant:
That's how you control animals, it's the same principle as cattle herding.

You little b*tch, here is the full story of the cowardice of your army.

You decided to put the civilian somalis in concentration camps to parley with the Somali Army so they wouldn't kick your sorry asses and then you went for the Shifta militants, how brave of the Kenyans.

muafrika:
Actually, that war was started by the Somali government to take away Kenya's North Eastern Province. He made history as the first post-independent African country to invade another African country.

Most of the shiftas were Somalia nationals.

I'll reply to this tomorrow if I don't die in my sleep from shock. But researchmore on this and you'll be flabbergasted at the reality of what happened.

Dathommie:
Hehehe!!

Oh....why mock ur student, I thought u were correctin me or was dat hw u were taught? So all somalian teachers mock dia students. Hw sad!

Its kinda obvious of course, or isn't dat y they leave school 2 become terrorist ri n pirates? Or dreaming of hidin in a wrecked boat headin 4 europe jst bcus dey mocked by dia teachers? Oh, hw sad!

Class dismissed professor, u've really taught me a lot abt ur people.

Next time, we'll go thru ABC, cos dat was wat I wanted u 2 teach me bt instead u decided to take nt jst me but d whole class ( thread users ) u n ur people's stupidity.

Thanks professor. I've Really learnt a lot!!

I'm dumbfounded by your stupidity right now.

I really don't know what to say. Frankly I'm flabbergasted by your stupidity and fortunately for you I do not have the time to discuss things with imbeciles.

gallivant:
We took the Northern Province which is 99 pc inhabited by Somalis from you right after independence and walloped you in the Shifta war.Why don't you come get it back before we take more territories?

Yes and you used such brave tactics.

The Kenyan counter-insurgency General Service Units forced civilians into "protected villages" (essentially concentration camps) as well as killing a large number of livestock kept by the pastoralist Somalis.


The only reason the Other somalis did not attack you was because they feared for the fate of their fellow somalis whom the kenyan government put into concentration camps so they could negotiate.

Walloped us indeed (note the sarcasm) b*tch

muafrika:
I need that time period Maakhir.

The following map does not do justice to all the 47 registered Kenyan tribes. But its better than the American map you provided...

'C'mon I provide a map and you deem it to be American without any proof,

According to your map the largest land held by a ethnic group in Kenya is the Somali one while we are only 2% of the population?

Either ways go do your research and come back with the results.

Dathommie:
Hehehe!!

Wow..*gives him a round of applause*

''I don't know what I school looks like, that's why I want you to start classes with you'' really? I said dat? Aren't you suppose 2 b d one schooling me? Did u even read wat u jst typed?

I guess it sounded intelligent 2 u cos of course you're an illiterate already!

N did I write anything like ''slow poke'' ( who's d foool nw huh? )

Well done professor. I got 2 give it 2 u, u must have thru a lot of research 2 come up with dis brilliance!

Nw take me thru ABC. then later, de
Fine school. Wat u say professor??

Kikikiki

Somalia's first class illiterate refugee intelligence at it's best!!!

Dumb f*cktard in the first sentence I was mocking you, even the most moronic, imbecilic person could have noted that.

That's your first lesson. Class dismissed

No, I think everyone can make a change for better or for worse, and only the dumbest of people don't learn from their mistakes, but if a person does cheat on you do not give them a second chance so that the lesson will be so tough that it'll be ingrained in them forever

muafrika:
Your map up there goes beyond the North Eastern Province. Thats why I trash it. The ethnic designations are a joke too. I bet an American drew it.

You ruled over the Oromo? Tanzania is new.

Now, give me the time period and I will research and help verify this theory that only exists among...well I've heard it first from you, actually.

We didn't rule over the Oromo, we had several huge wars with them and had some oromo slaves

I know Tanzania is new, I'm talking about the region that is now known as Tanzania

It's not a theory, research it. There was even a documentary on it where the somali Bantus spoke out about their history

muafrika:
Again, you are presenting theories. I know for a fact that Kismayo is Bajuni territory. Shebelle too. Feel free to demonstrate the contrary.

So nomads, you took time off your wandering with cattle in search of pasture and water to go harrass the sedentary farmers for food?

Your slaves lived a completely different lifestyle from you...miles away, and, are they still farming for you?

People who would not know how to grow to save their lives, directed others to farm for them?

See the loop holes in your theory?

No, the Kismayo Area is controlled by the Marexaan

So nomads, you took time off your wandering with cattle in search of pasture and water to go harrass the sedentary farmers for food?

Your slaves lived a completely different lifestyle from you...miles away, and, are they still farming for you?

Where did you get this Bajuni Group from? They never controlled any bit of somalia.

The nomads of somalia herd camels. And yes the slaves were forced to provide crops.

They are citizens now and they are paid for their crops

And somalis did know how to farm, they just preferred to force others to do it

You seem to have the impression that somalia is half somali territory half bantu territory, the whole area was controlled by somali tribes.

muafrika:
Anybody can draw a map. The fact that productive parts of Somalia is still Bantu territory says alot.

Who are these surrounding Bantus you floored? Name them.

I know of the Oromo expansion and their wars with you guys. But their oxploits were halted once they reached Bantu territory. But I doubt you ever proceeded beyond your borders with the Oromo, beyond which Kenyan Bantu tribes are.

The Northern Province of Kenya was actually Somali Territory so we actually went pretty far.

We went through tanzania and they were the tribes all the way to the said province

Dathommie:
Hahaha!!

Wat a retarrded fucktarrd!!

No, I don't knw wat a school looks lyk, dats y I want 2 start classes with u professor. N let's start with u definin wat a school is? Wat u say professor?

Let me edit this for you so that it will be intelligible for anyone who tries to read such nonsense.

Hahaha!!

What a retard*d f*cktard!!

No, I don't know what I school looks like, that's why I want you to start classes with you professor. (You cannot begin a sentence with and) lets start with your definition of what a school is? What do you say Professor?

I say you should go learn how to spell before you try calling anyone else uneducated f*cktard.

muafrika:
Where was the 3rd photo taken? Green dense Grass and bush? In Somalia?

Slaves from Kenya? The only Kenyan Bantu tribes in contact with Somali people are the Pokomo and Bajuni whose territories are close to Somali, and even then, stricly Oromo neighbourhoods.

The Pokomo have been beating the hell out of your neighbouring brothers for centuries.

The Bajuni are in possession of the most fertile parts of Southern Somalia,the including Kismayo and their territory reaches into Kenya in Lamu and Kilifi.

Talk facts,

The Bajuni were not in possession of anything and the sad truth is most slaves were sent to hard work on farms and plantations since somali's were nomads they used to use the slaves as their source of crops.

Plus it's quite a ignorant thing to think that all of somalia is desert.

And no, the Bajuni did not control anywhere in somalia

muafrika:
Where was the 3rd photo taken? Green dense Grass and bush? In Somalia?

Slaves from Kenya? The only Kenyan Bantu tribes in contact with Somali people are the Pokomo and Bajuni whose territories are close to Somali, and even then, stricly Oromo neighbourhoods.

The Pokomo have been beating the hell out of your neighbouring brothers for centuries.

The Bajuni are in possession of the most fertile parts of Southern Somalia,the including Kismayo and their territory reaches into Kenya in Lamu and Kilifi.

Talk facts,

Green grass is in southern somalia where the majority of the Somali Bantus reside.

Somalis were raiding and conquering so much land from bantus that they had complained to their British Massa and the British Massa hadn't stopped us, you would have been crying from Mozambique today. But don't worry we are not like the southern cushites, Somalis only conquer land and we don't lose.

No, the Pokomo were attacked badly and they recieved a beating from the Oromo and Somalis, I don;t know about recently but the surrounding Bantus were floored by us.


This is all the land which we took off you guys. Look at the map and see what we did to all the surrounding tribes including the oromo

Geenickel:
keep a dictionary and possibly a textbook on 'perfect grammer';by ur side,and den go through d post again.

Thank me later.

Its a dumb thread and a million of these have been made

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That's hilarious, I can see why it was posted on the jokes section.

smh

muafrika:
Every African tribe has at a time in history subdued another tribe. That alleged Bantu tribe you brag about is unverified. I do not see what Bantus would have been doing in a desert to come to contact with you.

Show us their pictures. Well determine their Bantuness. They could be your ancestors before you intermarried with the Chinese.?

We never intermarried with the chinese, neither do we have Bantu Blood.

Dathommie:
Hahahahaha,,,!!!

Wen I call u a first class somalian refugee illiterate, I meant it!!

Who's talkin abt history??

Am talkin about present day, u foool or can't u read? Oh, I forgot u ar still learnin hw 2 read in d refugee education centre set up by d white man in europe 2 educate ur sorry slave ass!!

I never argued somalis were slaves, am sayin somalis are slaves! Get it, refugee boy!!

Even African Americans dat were historically slaves taken 2 america enjoy more freedom in a country dat isn't historicall theirs dan somalis dat are both slaves n refugees in dia own country!

How fuucked!!!

Hehehehehehehehe!!!

I have never read anywhere that somalis are slave b*tch boy and I never will, bring some evidence before you talk out of your rear end

ad learn how to spell you stupid f*ck

Dathommie:
If Axum n his right hand puppet ( maakhir.shiit. Haha!! ) Dat exhibits dia stupeedity to d world on d internet, ar d most educated somalis

I jst got 2 wonder hw less educated n uneducated somalis would sound lyk in reality!

Kikikiki!!

Well they'd sound a whole lot smarter than you do Mr. Gallivants B*tch.

And thats insulting coming from a guy who still doesn't know how to spell like, how, that, are, etc.

I'd be surprised if you ever even saw the interior of a school

muafrika:
Every African tribe has at a time in history subdued another tribe. That alleged Bantu tribe you brag about is unverified. I do not see what Bantus would have been doing in a desert to come to contact with you.

Show us their pictures. Well determine their Bantuness. They could be your ancestors before you intermarried with the Chinese.?

I do not brag about it nor do I take pride in it, but I was correcting your statement

They were not in the desert, some we took from neighbouring lands, kenya etc. and others we traded with the arabs for.
Again I do not take any pride in this

here are their pics:

muafrika:
Dream on.

Research somali bantus and you'll find out something not very pleasant about somali history

Dathommie:
kikikikiki!!

and lyk i said, fast forward 2 21st century....

while buntus are busy livin free lives somalis are busy migratin 2 europe 2 b slaves 4 d white man in d name of lookin 4 a beter life cos country is fuccked!!!

n u knw d funny part abt it, its no longer d white man goin 4 d slaves its nw d slaves goin 2 d /white man...hehe on a modern civilised era!!

somalis takin slavery 2 a whole new level!!!

hahaha.....#somalis redefinin slavery!!!!

Funny thing is there are no records of somali slaves ever.

Check the web, go through the whole web you won't find anything on somalis having been slaves,

so sit down,grab a book and try to learnyour ABC's you slowpoke befor talking about somalis

muafrika:
I actually think you make better points compared to you know who. But am rooting for Gallivant and Co.

I'm trying to be respectful to them cause of you and I'm refraining from embarrasing them

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Rafikizolo:
How am i anti-black when this whole thread was started to promote panafricanism? How am i being closed-minded when you cant even wrap your mind around there being non-mixed hispanic people?

Even if every single hispanic person alive was mixed (which is not at all true), In America there are mixed black people who are still just considered black. So why cant mixed black hispanics just be considered black, qnd mixed white hispanics just be considered white?

Co-sign

Rafikizolo:
How am i anti-black when this whole thread was started to promote panafricanism? How am i being closed-minded when you cant even wrap your mind around there being non-mixed hispanic people?

Even if every single hispanic person alive was mixed (which is not at all true), In America there are mixed black people who are still just considered black. So why cant mixed black hispanics just be considered black, qnd mixed white hispanics just be considered white?

Good point bro.