₦airaland Forum

This horrific scene happened around 5.30pm yesterday at the
railway crossing area in Bodija Ojurin in Ibadan. A man
was found dead cut in two on the railway tracks. No one
saw what happened, but they suspect he was crushed by a
train. The pics are really graphic...will share one...but be
warned, it's really graphic. See it after the cut if you have
the heart...

Honestly, i've neva heard of him before.

derrick333:
Chai! A whole sizzla kalonji the dada?? Check google n u wil b amused

Is he/she a new artiste؟

derrick333:
Sizzla kalonji, revolutionalist

mabeni:
Who is ur favourite reggae artiste, why u love him or her nd his/her tracks u love most.

mine is LUCKY DUBE & LOve im because for d msg he sends. Love all his songs.

Who is ur favourite reggae artiste, why u love him or her nd his/her tracks u love most.

Alfred200825:
Yes i now use firefox and my fone default brower to open it

10x

Pls help me! Can't login to my blog site. Smanbeni..com. ..keeps asking me to "click here to continue & if clicked, still takes me back to click here to continue. Am fed up. Could it be my site is da hacked?

Thanks

YungwizzzyChina:
use your phone default browser or download CHROME browser

Alfred200825:
I guess u re using opera mini on mobile. Just use another browser cos am also experiencing the same problem

were u be able to fix it using other browsers?

I have been trying to login to my site or creating another for months but it keeps telling me to CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE" & if clicked, notthing happens...stil took me to click to continue. What happening to my site or has it been hacked?

olagockay:
He suppose put names naa

he cant 4 security p_urpose_

IfyAwazie:
Hmmm, always trying to be controversial.

Well, let me go and investigate wat i've just read, then come back to comment.

so, u dnt blv it؟zlz

Ha! Etcetera has penned a coded shoutout to the likes of
Toyin Aimahku, Tiwa Savage, Seyi Shay, Olisa Adibua and
several others. He calls them liars!
Read below..
Bless me father for I have sinned. My last confession was
two days ago. Father, I am an entertainer and I have
been lying to my fans for many years. Really? Tell me
about these lies my son. Father, where do I start from?
The lies are so many that I don’t know where to start. Go
ahead son, you start from anywhere, the Lord is listening.
Father, I lied that I was signed by a foreign record label. I
also lied that I am a brand ambassador of one of the
telecommunication firms. Whereas I was only paid to
make the jingle and later feature on the TV commercial. I
also lied to the public that my album sold six million
copies. My son, why all these lies? Father, I am not the
only liar in the industry. We are all liars. Lying is part of
the job’s description. Are you serious?
Yes father, I am being very frank with you. My lies are
even mild compared to some of my colleagues. Imagine
one female artist lying that she was a backup singer for
Mary J Blige. How can she be a backup singer for such an
international star and nobody saw any pictures or videos.
Normally as an entertainer such materials could have
been used to promote her brand. She also lied that she
wrote a song for Fantasia that won a grammy. As I am
confessing to you, nobody knows the title of the song.
There’s no credit to her on Fantasia’s catalog. A Nigerian
singer said all these? Yes father.
Her own lies are even small sef. Another female singer
lied that Beyonce’s father was her manager while she was
in the US. No you must be joking! Haba Father, can I be
lying to you during confession? My son, as a reverend
father in this parish, I have seen so many strange things.
When a man is possessed by the devil there’s nothing
beyond him. And from what you have been saying, there
is absolutely nothing beyond you entertainers. But go on,
tell God more of these lies of yours.
I have lied about buying houses in Lekki and other parts
of Lagos. But I thank God that till today no one has
thought of looking up these properties at the ministry of
lands otherwise I would have been caught pants down.
Are you listening father? Yes go on son, the Lord is also
listening.
Ok, I have been bribing radio presenters for a long time
to play my songs. There is this veteran presenter on the
island that collects a million naira and two bottles of Jack
Daniels and Black label and one box of cuban cigar from
me. He also collects hampers and makes you promise to
buy him a cake on his birthday. You mean he collects all
these just to play a song? Yes father that’s what he
charges. Jesus Christ of Nazareth, what about those
musicians who can’t afford to give him these things?
Haa! If you can’t afford it, then your songs won’t be
played no matter how good they are. But why haven’t you
musicians come together and fight people like him? And
also, why do you keep bribing them? Is it not the same
bribery and corruption you people are always accusing
the Nigerian police of? Yes father I totally agree, we are
no different from the police.
But how can we unite and fight this corruption when
Nigerian artists are lily-livered. They all pay these guys and
go back grumbling in their bedrooms. And whoever
decides to speak up on their behalf will be insulted by the
same people he’s fighting for. They will accuse you of
trying to make things difficult for them. This is really
terrible. Yes father it is really terrible.
Ok what other confessions do you have for the Lord? But
Father, do you think the Lord can forgive me of all these
sins? Don’t you worry yourself about that, we will pray to
Saint Anthony of Padua to intercede for you. Thank you
father.
Now let me go on. Most times when I see that a song of a
particular artist is gaining more popularity than mine, I
call on my guys at the radio stations to stop playing it.
And do you also pay for this? Of course they won’t lift a
finger without money changing hands. But don’t they see
that what you requested of them is wickedness. No father
it is not wickedness, we actually call it survival. Ok father,
what would you say if I told you that most of our awards
are lobbied for? And most of the scandalous news you
read on blogs are leaked by entertainers to pull down
their rivals? I’d say very interesting.
Now let me ask you a question father. Do you believe in
juju? Boy I am a man of God and you don’t expect me to
believe in such. So you mean if I told you that some of us
entertainers use juju to excel, would you believe me? Well,
I have heard of such allegations, especially with the fuji
musicians but these things can’t be substantiated. Why do
you think they can’t be substantiated?
What would you make of a musician taking a bottle
containing local dry gin, 20 naira notes, cowries, corn
seeds and alligator pepper into the vocal booth and
sipping from it and chanting inaudible things under his
breath while singing? I don’t have any answer to that.
Just go on with your confession. There are still others
waiting to confess their sins. And please can you
summarise this confession?
Tell me, why do you entertainers indulge in lies and all
you have said here today? We entertainers tell so much
lies and live fake lives because that’s what Nigerians want.
They love lies and they will even call you mumu for
speaking the truth. And the journalists are also guilty.
Asides from being too lazy, I think they are also scared of
some of these entertainers. They rather not investigate
anything at all. Even when you tell them a blatant lie, they
won’t bother asking questions.
Now we have an industry that is built on lies. And from
the look of things, it will stay so for a long time. That is all
I have to confess father. Your sins have been forgiven my
son. Say the fifteen decades of the rosary and abstain
from telling lies from now on. Go in peace to love and
serve the Lord. Inomine patri et fili et spiritus sancti.
Amen.

Broke it and asked to pay 15k for it. Any1 in the house that know the actual price nad wher it is sold?

lecturerdabo:
its 3k though painful

3k? Where? He was asked to pay 9k.

he works as a security Guard in a company nd the company provided him a rycom thermometer to scan whoever coming in to to check/know their body temperature because of this Ebola stuff. As he was closing yesterday, he kept the thermomerter on the receptionist/seceretry desk(that where it has ben kept)for a while but this morning a staff came and as she was trying to sign_in, she mistakenly pushed it. It fell from the desk nd it screen got broken. . Is the security officer supposed to be blamed for this cos he was asked to pay for it?.'

How true is this story؟

....I can never forget this story about the day India
Won Nigeria 99-1 because the .... ball was turning
to a Lion head . Enlighten us, biko.

Gbam! I talk am.

Dollarjunkie:
Toorr! Your bad...

That they are not loyal to you doesn't mean they won't be loyal to every other person.
So don't even try to discourage me cuz you can't.

And for your info, NL is everything you can think of. Including dating site, biz site, news site, and what have you.

You actually don't know NL's worth. Anyways, allow me to find a wife for me. O da bo (bye)

make ur choice. Bt dont com back here to create thread like " how a nland babe chop my mr biggs bt refused to knack or follow me home. A word is enuf for d wise!

Dollarjunkie:
Choi! You look beautiful even with that mask. I like you and will want to make you my wife.

Would you please send me ur contacts

Have been sending you PM since I registered here.

I'm serious

oga, go romance section if u dey look for wife.
NB_ nl is not a dating site & nland ladies aint loyal.

Islamist extremist sect Boko Haram have just released
another missile against Nigerians in their battle against
Western Education. This is in the form of guerrilla
warfare, wherein they tricked The Federal Government
into believing that their leader, Abubakar Shekau is dead.
It has recently been revealed that the person killed by the
Nigerian Army was not Abubakar Shekau, but his clone.
Furthermore, Boko Haram has revealed that they have 9
more “Shekau copy-cats” ..no pun intended .
The plan was one which was known by only Boko Haram
top commandants. Most members of the sect were even
unaware of it. However, FNN was able to manoeuvre their
way through the intricacy of lies and deceit which
spellbound many Nigerians into believing that Boko
Haram maestro, Abubakar Shekau is dead.
This shocking news via a video clip was sent to FNN mail
box, where 9 exact look alike of Abubakar Shekau were
paraded, alongside the real Shekau himself, while they
were all chanting “Allahu Akbar”. The video will be
uploaded on Youtube shortly.
This latest development has left top military commanders
perplexed, as they seem to be in a state of confusion. The
battle against Boko Haram just got tougher, because no
one can tell who the real Shekau is anymore.
However, this move seems to be confusing because Boko
Haram are using the benefits of Western education which
they so greatly abhor in the fight against it.
FNN promises to keep you updated as events progress,
and kindly check on our Youtube page for the video later.

Na how much?

jokinexcel:
Make an offer for this G6 hp laptop. Bought brand new few months ago but I barely use it because I am. Alway on the move so I prefer tablet

Reasons Why You
Must Own the new
iPhone 6 which
costs abt N458,000
*U can email ur
ancestors, detect the
dreaded ebola,
ping ur village deity.
* If u hold am, U no
go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a
cab, it will
automatically find its
way back into ur
pocket.
* If ugly person send
U request e no go
enter.
* It can tell U which
member of your
family dey disturb
you.
* U can connect d
bluetooth to
transformer 2 get
light.
* It can be used as
bomb detectors.
* It can be used as
mosquito (insect)
repellant.
* It makes everyone
look at you as rich
boy or girl even
when you are
trekking.
* It vibrates if
someone is lying,
4real.
* It can tell d real
father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur
boyfriend/girlfriend
is cheating.
* It can upgrade Ur
GPA if U are a
student.
* It prevents
unwanted pregnancy,
just put it in
condom mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a
weapon if you are
attacked by
armed robbers..

The fact is that money goes wit LOVE. Na love she go carry go do her hair chop or carry go markt wen she's ovulating (menstruatn?

Djinee- ego
nigga Raw- obodo
any of Ekwe songs

easyflow: keep waiting

may b they re not here.

Me wolodudu o....