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LordMecuzy: Really Sad.

Mutiny is a Serious Offence in the Army Tradition

sheniqua: Everyday we are inundated with how and why men cheat
This is for the ladies ,power has changed hands

How to cheat without being caught.

1. Make sure your lover is out of town and preferably in a different geopolitical region.
If you and hubby live in Abuja he should live in Lagos.if you and hubby in Makurdi,he had better be in Owerri and when you do your rendezvous,you must be discreet.It's safer for you to visit him at his location than him to visit yours.
If possible,meet at a third location where no one knows you both.Conferences and seminars out of town are good places to meet

2.On no account must you call him with your known phone number.get a special phone just for him and all your secrets will be safer.
If possible leave that phone at work on in your car and out of sight.Allow your husband access to your regular phone,FB etc.and act normal.


3.if he is a better man and you plan on having his babies and passing them off as your husband's you must make sure the man looks somewhat like your hubby .if your hubby is dark skinned,you don't want to choose Mike Ezuronye as your side bobo and if you and your husband are light skinned ,your bobo had better not be Segun Arinze.
Other features like big bulging eyes and red lips must also be put into consideration.

4.In bed,you must make sure not to call out his name mistakenly.That is suicidal. A good way to avoid this is to call everyone honey or sweetie or big daddy .you don't want to be with your husband Kunle and be shouting Chukwuemeka.
You may get hurt.

5. Get a chime of some signal for the door to tell when your husband comes home so you are not caught unawares and your secret comes out.You must be alert and vigilant and ready to switch off all devices in case.

6. If your side bobo likes red lingerie and you got some red lingerie to mesmerize him,please do keep them out of sight and keep wearing your Mary Amaka nightie with your husband if that's what he is used to.You don't want to start answering unnecessary questions .
If you and hubby are missionary people please keep it that way and save the jihad style for your lover.


I will come up with other tips later




[size=4pt]Kai,nobody should attack me o,na high powered joke,I believe in absolute faithfulness but I want to see reactions[/size]

Beazy: Lol...it sounds funny thO

Mrval20: Very true indeed.
There might also be someone sitting behind/beside you who has been reading all your chats as you type them since you got into the bus. When you eventually catch him/her, you'd look at him/her like - "why can't people mind their business?" Then you go through your chats just to know the stuffs that aren't private anymore. LOL

rozzay: If d babes is rich nko?

missbronze: No.., still in Italy with ur mother.

She sent her love to u.

temigracie: ...u sure??...

temigracie: ...u sure??...

temigracie: ...wat do i did??

temigracie: ...wat i do??

temigracie: ....crush means wen u r crushn on someone....lol...hope v answered u questn...**winks

temigracie: ....crush means wen u r crushn on someone....lol...hope v answered u questn...**winks

banega: I knew this was definitely gonna make FP,. Smh for Nairaland.. If y'all don't trend with caution this site is just gonna end up like myspace •

banega: I knew this was definitely gonna make FP,. Smh for Nairaland.. If y'all don't trend with caution this site is just gonna end up like myspace •

sammieguze: Hmmmmm... Why am i finding other difficult to believe

yimikaa: How can a Nigerian police officer refuse that amount of money . Something is not right.

mabeni: Sokoto State Police command has recovered and
returned N15million which was stolen from an
unidentified man by a 5-man armed robbery gang
at the Ilela border market in Ilela LGA of Sokoto
state on June 1st.
Parading the suspects with the money recovered at
the Sokoto state Police command headquarters,
DCP Douglas Agbonleni who spoke on behalf of the
Sokoto State Commissioner of Police, Gambo
Lawal, gave an insight on how the robbers were
able to dislodge their victim of the money and how
they were subsequently caught.
"The robbery operation was successful as they
were able to dispossess their target of over N15
million cash at the Ilela border market, after firing
into the air to scare people. We received the
information at about 6pm on June 1 and instantly
went on stop-and-search operation and our men at
Rabbah local government found a black colour
Volkswagen Golf car with registration number
Jigawa AG 569 HJA along the forest route and
apprehended three of the criminals while the other
two escaped" he said.
The three robbers arrested were identified as
Joseph Ohakin, ThankGod Sunday, Emmanuel Ugo
(aka Ifeanyi). Apart from the money, other items
recovered from them were weapons including
locally made and foreign assorted rifles neatly
concealed in the seats of the vehicle.
The Police said after they arrested the armed
robbers in the bush, the robbers offered to give
them the stolen N15million on the condition that
they let them go, but the police men declined the
offer. The police then launched a search for the
remaining two robbers who escaped. A mobile
phone which they used in communicating was
used to track down the other two criminals.
"When the first three were arrested, we searched
the vehicle and recovered the money, we
discovered a GSM telephone and upon diligent
investigation, we traced that phone to Kano and
our detectives proceeded to Kano where we were
able to trace the owner of that phone who was a
member of the robbery gang and had escaped
from Illela.
We discovered that the telephone belongs to one
Habibu Abdullahi (Alias 02). He is popularly called
02 in Kano. We picked him up and we knew that
they were about five members in that gang. So
after arresting and interrogating Habibu Abdullahi,
the fifth member of the gang, Garba Ismail was
traced to a suburb of Kano and picked up also. So
all the five members of the gang that came here to
rob at the Illela town have been picked up,” he
said.
The owner of the N15m stolen who was present at
the press briefing confirmed he had received his
money

missbronze: Same to u bro.

Now.., drop ur own comment..., and stop feeling sorry for others.

missbronze: It shld be Edo.


Reason..., they ve always been good to me.

missbronze: It shld be Edo.


Reason..., they ve always been good to me.

Skylee: Guy, for d fact dat she pays ur school fees is enough 4 u 2 stay with her & pretend as if U aren't hurt by her actions. Sincerely, she's cheating although dat doesnt mean she didnt love u (if ladies truelly love anyway). Just av it in mind dat she can leave U 4 one of dos big boyz she had, ok, so dat wen she finally left u, u wont feel too hurt.
That's ladies 4U. Cheats!

Skylee: Guy, for d fact dat she pays ur school fees is enough 4 u 2 stay with her & pretend as if U aren't hurt by her actions. Sincerely, she's cheating although dat doesnt mean she didnt love u (if ladies truelly love anyway). Just av it in mind dat she can leave U 4 one of dos big boyz she had, ok, so dat wen she finally left u, u wont feel too hurt.
That's ladies 4U. Cheats!