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I dnt see anything bad in that.

Is anything wrong in having sex in a first date؟l

Who told u she has not done it before or he s a virgin ؟‎ go knak akpako sister, body no be stone. ‎

Na im go send d child go school or is she an orphan? ?

True

And here are five reasons why:
1. Using a intimacy gadget to get yourself off can first and
foremost give you better knowledge and
understanding of your body.
You can’t begin to tell someone else what you like in bed
if you aren’t sure yourself. Taking the time to really
explore who you are and what you like is an investment
that will give you a full return.
With this knowledge, you can help ensure that you get
offevery time, or at least almost every time.
2. You know how your first workout after a
break from the gym is extremely hard?
Over time, working out becomes easier and easier,
making you able to work out longer and the experience
more enjoyable. The same applies for your orgasm.
The more orgasms you give yourself, the easier it will be
to achieve them with yourself and others. Spend some
more time with yourself if you’re someone who needs a
lot of time to get there.
You eventually find that it takes less time, less effort and
can even last longer and be more enjoyable.
3. A lot of us have probably had a time in our
life when we went out and made a few decisions
after a break-up or a major life change that we
later regretted.
I let it happen when I was younger, but now when the
single fever latches on, I head to my top drawer instead.
Instead of suffering through a dozen bad OKCupid dates,
take care of yourself! It’s much easier, less messy and
requires a lot less effort.
4. Have you heard that saying “use it or lose
it”? Well, it kind of pertains to your libido.
Do you find that the less you have sex, the less you want
it? Maybe not in the initial absence, but after awhile,
especially if you’re coupled up, you might suddenly find
yourself indifferent about it. Suddenly, TV sounds better
than sex!
It’s something you never thought you would think, but
here you are in your sweatpants and watching crime
dramas instead of getting it on.
The easiest way to bring your libido back is to jump start
it. Make an effort to get yourself off, even when you’re
the least bit turned on. Eventually you’ll find that your
libido has returned.
5. And finally, getting yourself off is a great
way to relieve a headache, reduce stress, lower
pain levels, make sleeping easier and even burn
a few extra calories.
So next time you’re not feeling so hot, skip the nap and
go for your favorite vibrator. You’ll find that the
endorphins you release during orgasm will instantly
make you feel better.
If this isn’t enough reasons enough to show yourself a
little love, do it because it’s fun!
Make 2014 the year that you get off often!

At poster, are they from pastor kumuyi's church ( DEEPER LIFE)?

Husband and Wife Lay Silently On Their Bed.
The Wife Starts To Think:
* Why Is He Not Talking To Me?
* Is He Thinking Of Another Woman?
* Does He Like SomeoneElse?
* Is He Seeing Another Woman?
* Don't I Appeal To Him Anymore?
* Are Wrinkles Showing On My Face?
* Is He Trying To Dump Me?
* Is He Thinking Of Divorce?
* Is He Now Finding Me Ugly?
* Have I Put On Weight At Wrong Places?
* Does My Make Up Repel Him These Days?
* Is He Upset With My Nagging?
* Why Is He Upset For GOD Sake?
She Gathers Courage and Confront Him:
"""WHY ARE YOU SO SILENT, WHAT HAVE I DONE?"""
The Husband Turns Swiftly and Responds:
"WHY ON EARTH SHOULD ARSENE WENGER RELEASES VAN
PERSIE TO MANCHESTER UNITED WHEN WE NEED A GOOD
STRIKER THE MOST??
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
Sincerely, Ironu o paapo...
Beautiful Day!

I want someone to put me through

Pls, No insult. After yrs of huzling nd hardwrkn, den, i made some money, got admission in2 higher institution and i was so happy wit d devlpment bt afta couple of months my job was terminated nd i foolishly decided to bought a car for transport purpose to b finacially supportn mysef
At 1st, was makin money nd saves very wel bt along d line, d more i make money, d more i spent on d car to d extent dt started withdrewing frm d saved to repair until some few months bak wen d engine wear out and i was plannin to buy anoda engin and sel d car bt unfortunately 4 me, it got a accident dt i had to emtied my acct to repair d other i hitted.
Now, my car is at d panebitter's workshop and i dont even av a penny to repair it.
I now stays wit my broda nd he does not have anytn to raise me . Tho, av bn lookn 4 any job bt av not gotten any.
So, my question is nw, shud i sell d car like dt cos some is biddin 4 it bt d price dos not worth it at all or shud i luk for money , repair it b4 sellin it? It just a yr old. Pls, ur candid advice...

E don do.

[quote author=Airforce1]What is dis one saying sef .LOL!

Jesus! 200k for bride price. The GIRL na igbo?

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help! my nokia205 always turn off na on whenever i clicked on my apps folder.How do i get it solved?

If u wan trully knw d anwer , ask christian chukwu and egwuavon.

imagine u woke up 2moro and noticed a blood stain on any part of ur body, as u kom dy think sey wetin be dis? u discovered dat rat ate it . Now, my question is thar :

what comes to ur mind first?
what action ll u take ?,
what did u do if it has happened to u before?,
Lastly. Wot does dis type of a thing really means to u? Abeg, no come here to sey ''illuminati things''' o!

Here are ten things you need to know,
before it’s too late:
1. This moment is your life. – Your life
is not between the moments of
your birth and death. Your life is
between now and your next
breath. The present – the here and
now – is all the life you ever get.
So live each moment in full, in
kindness and peace, without fear
and regret. And do the best you
can with what you have in this
moment; because that is all you
can ever expect of anyone,
including yourself.
2. A lifetime isn’t very long. – This is
your life, and you’ve got to fight for
it. Fight for what’s right. Fight for
what you believe in. Fight for
what’s important to you. Fight for
the people you love, and never
forget to tell them how much they
mean to you. Realize that right
now you’re lucky because you still
have a chance. So stop for a
moment and think. Whatever you
still need to do, start doing it
today. There are only so many
tomorrows.
3. The sacrifices you make today will
pay dividends in the future. –
When it comes to working hard to
achieve a dream – earning a
degree, building a business, or any
other personal achievement that
takes time and commitment – one
thing you have to ask yourself is:
“Am I willing to live a few years of
my life like many people won’t, so I
can spend the rest of my life like
many people can’t?”
4. When you procrastinate, you
become a slave to yesterday. – But
when you are proactive, it’s as if
yesterday is a kind friend that
helps take a load off your back. So
do something right now that your
future self will thank you for. Trust
me, tomorrow you’ll be happy you
started today.
5. Failures are only lessons. – Good
things come to those who still
hope even though they’ve been
disappointed, to those who still
believe even though they’ve tasted
failure, to those who still love even
though they’ve been hurt. So
never regret anything that has
happened in your life; it cannot be
changed, undone or forgotten.
Take it all as lessons learned and
move on with grace.
6. You are your most important
relationship. – Happiness is when
you feel good about yourself
without feeling the need for
anyone else’s approval. You must
first have a healthy relationship
with yourself before you can have
a healthy relationship with others.
You have to feel worthwhile and
acceptable in your own eyes, so
that you’ll be able to look
confidently into the eyes of the
people around you and connect
with them.
7. A person’s actions speak the
truth. – You’re going to come
across people in your life who will
say all the right words at all the
right times; but in the end, it’s
always their actions you should
judge them by. So pay attention to
what people do. Their actions will
tell you everything you need to
know.
8. Small acts of kindness can make
the world a better place. – Smile at
people who look like they are
having a rough day. Be kind to
them. Kindness is the only
investment that never fails. And
wherever there is a human being,
there’s an opportunity for
kindness. Learn to give, even if it’s
just a smile, not because you have
too much, but because you
understand there are so many
others who feel like they have
nothing at all.
9. Behind every beautiful life, there
has been some kind of pain.– You
fall, you rise, you make mistakes,
you live, you learn. You’re human,
not perfect. You’ve been hurt, but
you’re alive. Think of what a
precious privilege it is to be alive –
to breathe, to think, to enjoy, and
to chase the things you love.
Sometimes there is sadness in our
journey, but there is also lots of
beauty. We must keep putting one
foot in front of the other even
when we hurt, for we will never
know what is waiting for us just
around the bend.
10. Time and experience heals pain. –
Several years ago when I askedmy
grandmother about overcoming
pain, this is how she explained it
to me: Look at the circles below.
The black circles represent our
relative life experiences. Mine is
larger because I am older and have
experienced more in my lifetime.
The smaller red circles represent a
negative event in our lives.
Assume we both experienced the
same exact event, whatever the
nature. Notice that the negative
event circles are the same size for
each of us; but also notice what
percentage of the area they occupy
in each of the black circles. Your
negative event seems much larger
to you because it is a greater
percentage of your total life
experiences. I am not diminishing
the importance of this event; I
simply have a different perspective
on it. What you need to
understand is that an
overwhelmingly painful event in
your life right now will one day be
part of your much larger past and
not nearly as significant as it
seems.

Same thing is happenin to me.

Late in 1994, an 87 year old man passed
on in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta
State . The late man's grand son, Ufiaka
(26 years old and fairly educated), was
given some money and asked to travel to
Agbor to buy a fine casket for his grand
pa's burial. Ufiaka left base early and
arrived Agbor in good time to purchase
the casket and make the return journey
same day,
He was fortunate to get an open back
white coloured Peugeot 404 pickup
heading for Amai. He, however, had to
ride in the back of the pickup with the
casket because two market women
travelling to Amai were already seated in
front with the driver.
On the home journey, they ran into a
heavy rain storm close to Uronigbe and
Ufiaka quickly opened the casket, lay
himself nicely in the well padded interior,
covered the lid and used the folded
newspaper he had with him to leave a
small opening between the lid and the
main body of the white casket to ensure
adequate ventilation.
The interior of the casket was very
comfortable and Ufiaka soon fell into a
very deep sleep.
The rain had subsided at the time the
pickup van arrived at Umutu and during a
brief stop there, two men travelling to
Amai boarded the vehicle at the back and
the same happened at Ubiaruku where a
man and a woman travelling also to Amai
entered the vehicle. All this while, Ufiaka
was enjoying his beauty sleep inside the
Casket completely unaware of the new
passengers who boarded at Umutu and
Ubiaruku.
The pickup van arrived Amai just after
5p.m. and the driver, who was now very
hungry, stopped in front of a busy
bukataria to have a quick bite before
proceeding onto the next village.
The sudden stoppage and revving of the
pickup's engine woke Ufiaka who then
opened the lid of the casket and rose up.
Trouble come start!
The passengers in the back of the pickup
jumped out of the vehicle from various
points and took to their heels in various
directions.
The people eating in the buka (including
the mama-put and her service girls) who
saw the white casket open, and a "ghost"
step out, ran off all over the place some
with balls of eba and akpu in their hands.
Ufiaka, seeing people running 'helta
skelta' was convinced that armed robbers
were operating and decided to take-off in
the direction three of the passengers,
including the woman, were running.
When the three passengers realised that
Ufiaka was running towards them, they
increased their speed and shouted
"ghost! ghost!" and, to further worsen
the situation, Ufiaka was dressed in white
up and down with white shoes to match
that day.
With the shouting of 'ghost', other people
in their homes came out to see what was
going on and on seeing people running
at high speed all over, they joined in the
race for their dear life and the number
just swelled.
The driver and the two market women
were the only people who knew what
was going on and they had a hell of a
time calming the people down and
explaining that … he merely needed
shelter, while it was raining ,
Are you still there!
Ok, Practice Laughing Session throughout
the remaining days of the year ’2013.
Just to brigthen up ur day!

LAFF MATTERS
THIS IS A TRUE LIFE STORY!!
Late in 1994, an 87 year old man passed
on in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta
State . The late man's grand son, Ufiaka
(26 years old and fairly educated), was
given some money and asked to travel to
Agbor to buy a fine casket for his grand
pa's burial. Ufiaka left base early and
arrived Agbor in good time to purchase
the casket and make the return journey
same day,
He was fortunate to get an open back
white coloured Peugeot 404 pickup
heading for Amai. He, however, had to
ride in the back of the pickup with the
casket because two market women
travelling to Amai were already seated in
front with the driver.
On the home journey, they ran into a
heavy rain storm close to Uronigbe and
Ufiaka quickly opened the casket, lay
himself nicely in the well padded interior,
covered the lid and used the folded
newspaper he had with him to leave a
small opening between the lid and the
main body of the white casket to ensure
adequate ventilation.
The interior of the casket was very
comfortable and Ufiaka soon fell into a
very deep sleep.
The rain had subsided at the time the
pickup van arrived at Umutu and during a
brief stop there, two men travelling to
Amai boarded the vehicle at the back and
the same happened at Ubiaruku where a
man and a woman travelling also to Amai
entered the vehicle. All this while, Ufiaka
was enjoying his beauty sleep inside the
Casket completely unaware of the new
passengers who boarded at Umutu and
Ubiaruku.
The pickup van arrived Amai just after
5p.m. and the driver, who was now very
hungry, stopped in front of a busy
bukataria to have a quick bite before
proceeding onto the next village.
The sudden stoppage and revving of the
pickup's engine woke Ufiaka who then
opened the lid of the casket and rose up.
Trouble come start!
The passengers in the back of the pickup
jumped out of the vehicle from various
points and took to their heels in various
directions.
The people eating in the buka (including
the mama-put and her service girls) who
saw the white casket open, and a "ghost"
step out, ran off all over the place some
with balls of eba and akpu in their hands.
Ufiaka, seeing people running 'helta
skelta' was convinced that armed robbers
were operating and decided to take-off in
the direction three of the passengers,
including the woman, were running.
When the three passengers realised that
Ufiaka was running towards them, they
increased their speed and shouted
"ghost! ghost!" and, to further worsen
the situation, Ufiaka was dressed in white
up and down with white shoes to match
that day.
With the shouting of 'ghost', other people
in their homes came out to see what was
going on and on seeing people running
at high speed all over, they joined in the
race for their dear life and the number
just swelled.
The driver and the two market women
were the only people who knew what
was going on and they had a hell of a
time calming the people down and
explaining that … he merely needed
shelter, while it was raining ,
Are you still there!
Ok, Practice Laughing Session throughout
the remaining days of the year ’2013.
Just to brigthen up ur day!

IYA NGBALI: when i see myself making passionate love to Genevieve,Funke Akindele,Beyonce,okonjo iweala,the minister of petroleum or even anti patience what does it mean?

. It means u re abt to crash in ur real life.

It means, u re abt to crash in ur real life

[b][/b] does anybody knws why mail icon on nokia ashas dont work or nothing happens when clicked??

I've just been watching a TV
program about one country
declaring war on another and the
countries are always referred to as
"her" or "she".
Why is this?

This question has been bothering my mind for some yrs back which i still could not find answer to it bt i believe NL wud put me through. Why are we so attactched to fearly used in dis country?

LesbianBoy: Maybe because he didn't donate for OJB

.Must he donate or must they make d announcement of his donation?? Bsides, ojb no get family?

I dont av nd i drives to anywhre. Though. I m vry brave...FRSC officer no go wan stop me...e wan die?

It baffles me atimes when i login to so many sites with dis browser especially FBooK n it keeps displayn ''local browser'' bla bla...my fbk acct even atimes get temporarilly . Why is it refered to as local browser and wot differs it frm operamini??

l love dis man!

tank you all . I ll try change the mechanic.