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Crime / Re: See What Happened To Me Yesterday When I Tried To Eat Beef (cow Meat) In Nigeria by MachadoPreto: 12:12pm On Aug 16, 2019
Trust me! You are not hungry or you did not season, spice or cook the beef very well.

If you did all this, you won't have composed the long gibberish up there.

Did you try using same meat for pepper soup or Suya?

My brother, start eating fish if you don't know how to cook beef.
Politics / Re: Imo High Court Complex Abandoned Overtaken With Weed - Residents Query Neglect by MachadoPreto: 12:08pm On Aug 16, 2019
Ihedioha should replicate his art and destroy the building.

Rochas built that edifice and its sub standard. It should be destroyed and rebuilt. grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Appeals To Toyin Abraham's Ex-husband, Adeniyi "Let The Past Be Past by MachadoPreto: 12:06pm On Aug 16, 2019
Lagos State Government Property too is trying to make peace when their is no war.



How I wish Ihedioha was the Governor of Lagos, he would have destroyed this infrastructure that Ambode built.

But I trust Sanwo Olu. Governance is all about continuity. wink
Romance / Re: Brother And Sister Get Married After 10years Of Legal Battle In Court. See Pics by MachadoPreto: 11:53am On Aug 16, 2019
US is the land of all evils and crimes

Someone will still come here to say USA is a Christian country. What Trump used to buy them grin cheesy cheesy.

The core values of US is beyond mere Human comprehension. Forget all those sentences they sell to you. Now this has happened. Father's will start getting married to their daughters soon.

HQ of any ill you can think of.

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnancy Photos Of Maria Okan, Olamide's Baby Mama To Be by MachadoPreto: 11:49am On Aug 16, 2019
Olamide try!

To fvck this kind girl takes courage and bravery. Unless he used pillow to cover her head.

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Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Is The G.O.A.T (see statistics) by MachadoPreto: 11:47am On Aug 16, 2019
Well deserved!

Dude fights boxing with a calculator.

Outstandingly calculative. And why his fights are not so interesting. But he will end up grounding you.
Politics / Re: Abia Citizens Bitterly Reacts To Ikpeazu's Poor Style Of Governance (Photos) by MachadoPreto: 11:44am On Aug 16, 2019
Abia people should better thank God with what they have.


If they had been gifted Ihedioha, he would have destroyed half of the state infrastructure.
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Reacts To 'threat' To Stop Cattle Supply To Southern States by MachadoPreto: 11:41am On Aug 16, 2019
Simplyleo:
Ipob clowns and self deception are like bread and butter.

They will go online screaming they will stop eating beef, meanwhile, the clown is on his way to the nearest ab0ki suya spot for N100 suya.

Go to Charanchi market in katsina on Sunday, the population of igbo butchers buying cows in that market to be transported to the east will amaze you. Yet, they keep screaming "we have stopped eating beef.

I thought Akwa ibom has started importation of cows from Brazil.

Keep deceiving yourselves.

You should be conversant with their Chest-beating. It's normal.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Girlfriend, Stefflon Don Flaunts Her Hot Body In Swimsuit (PHOTOS) by MachadoPreto: 11:38am On Aug 16, 2019
Wetin Hot for dis one body!

My Olosho's for Toyin, Empire, Kakawa, Opebi, Green Lion, 7up Phase 1-3 beat this one hands down.

You go see Olosho, your prickk go leave you run enter her pant.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Federal Government Of Nigeria Has Launched Another Youth Empowerment Program by MachadoPreto: 11:32am On Aug 16, 2019
God bless His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shave Your Armpit - Fans Tells OBO by MachadoPreto: 11:29am On Aug 16, 2019
One of his boys was saying the other day that anybody who keeps hair on his armpit is a dirty person.

Maybe he was shading David...


Who knows....

And Chioma is just eating the .obey and never noticed it even when he is fvcking her.
Sports / Re: This Is How Much Lionel Messi Earns Every Second He Breathes by MachadoPreto: 11:27am On Aug 16, 2019
It's not even much!
Crime / Re: Soldier And FSARS Clash In Ondo Over "Yahoo Boy" N50 Million (Photos) by MachadoPreto: 11:06am On Aug 16, 2019
Until Nigerians go back to their true religions, things like this will never qease to happen. The gods are angry

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Celebrities / Re: Asa Covers Schick Magazine Latest Edition by MachadoPreto: 10:55am On Aug 16, 2019
This girl will pick a Grammy before any recent musician
Sports / Re: Meet Maduka Okoye, Nigeria's Goalkeeper, The Finest Super Eagles New Keeper by MachadoPreto: 10:47am On Aug 16, 2019
XhosaNostra:
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I look like him
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 9:42am On Aug 16, 2019
Mk12:

soft-pedal? a new set of sanction are going into effect on September 1st. what Trump did was to delay implementation of sanctions in the tech,toys and some other sectors to enable US firm prepare.

the Chinese economy is feeling it more. their economy growth has been stagnant while America own has continued growing.
as long as the US dollar remain the most widely accepted currency, America will always be at an advantage

He can't try it.. September what? grin

Don't believe it please. I am 100% sure he won't go for it.

America that has started staring at recession? You talking of a China here. Even Trumps Macy's is 80% China
Ivanka's collections are made in China. The campaign caps and shirts you see are all China. What point am I raising here, China has eaten deep into America today that even if it pulls out and faces the brunt, America will too face it heavily.

And you know the edge China has, it's trade relations and diversity is top notch.

Trump not thinking about average consumers. He stands for the rich. If he does, he won't go into a trade war with China.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 9:37am On Aug 16, 2019
Neminc:

Trump campaigned about "Jews won't take our jobs"? You are a blatant liar!! I have been going through your posts on this thread and all you're doing is using blatant lies to back up your anti Trump arguments. Can you please provide any link to where Trump ever said "Jews won't take our jobs' or campaigned with it? You must think you are talking to ignorant people on this forum for you to be spouting this rubbish here.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/14/jews-will-not-replace-us-why-white-supremacists-go-after-jews/

That's Washington Post. Read if you don't call it fake news. He is a white supremacist and never gave any comment about outburst and even smiled to it.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 9:31am On Aug 16, 2019
Neminc:

Yet again I must stress, they are not diplomats!!! Stop lying and Israel has every right to ban them from coming into their country if all they do is promote the BDS to destroy Israel's economy and support Hamas terrorists. BTW you also buy words from the fake news media a lot

Have you looked up the word diplomat from a dictionary? I will leave you with that.

Stop exergerating please. Nobody supported Hamas and demanded a boycott without reasons for such boycott which is all about the Palestine.

Fake news media or what ever you call it. Every information on the web against Trump is fake news.

He even said yesterday that the crash in DOW was as a result of the media grin. Dude forgot he is in a war with a world power with strong and long tentacles.

Layer at night, he said he will meet with Chinese President on way forward. Is that fake news too? Trump will mislead you. He is just like Jonathan. He shoots himself in the leg.

Wanted to take out mental health care, and after shooting, said he will be spending more on mental health care. You just need to give him time, he will throw a bomb in his own pocket.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 9:24am On Aug 16, 2019
Mk12:

recession is not staring at America. all the big economies are facing predictions of recession


A robust economy Trump was baosting about all along grin

Let China finish with them. US farmers are already in pains despite Baik out. If Trump did not softpedal last week, it would have been a different story this week.

Read what analyst are saying, Trump is fighting for 2020, China is fighting for the future. They diversifying trade so the status quo does not repeat itself. Even after the trade war ends, China has gone far in buffering.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 9:11am On Aug 16, 2019
Cantonese:


Hahahahaha. May I ask how you can remove religion from politics?
What separates a Christian from a Jew?
If America is not a Christian country then which religion is practiced there? How many times have you heard “we are Christians” and “we believe in Jesus”? Is there any doubt about the religion practiced in Indonesia, Pakistan, the Middle East (except Israel). Why must the religious inclinations of Christian countries be a thing of dispute? Even in our country, inspite of our struggles to keep it going we know areas that are purely Muslim and Christian, across the north and south.
You have not mentioned one Muslim country where you have either a Christian or even a pagan holding an office from the least to the highest.

Once again to your point. In diplomacy countries have reasons for denying entry to citizens of other countries irrespective of rank and status. Recently in Nigeria we were informed that certain persons who aided and abetted in election rigging would not be allowed into the USA. Who lost sleep diplomatically? Is this the first that you have heard of countries expelling diplomats from other nations?

You talked about the ladies as diplomatically representing the people and not me. They have said that in their foreign affairs oversight functions they are supposed to visit nations. Equity demands clean hands. Politics is about interest but it is also about decorum.
Remember the proverb “do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river”. They forgot their words and now they try to make the Israelis look like the wrongdoers? Sorry bro no way.

You buy words from politicians a lot. Have you seen a Bush, Clinton or Obama use that word? Trump used it to win people like you. Same trump campaigned about "Jews won't take our jobs"

As for the religious card I was enlightening you about, I just made it clear to you outside topic so you know where and how to play it when you are involved in discussions so you don't believe general assertions.

America's core values are inclined with what mere humans can't see. You only here them tell you "In God we trust" but their actions will tell you is not the same God you believe. Nothing inclines them to religion. Not even a crucifix.

Like I said, it's an insult to the United states that it's diplomat was denied entry into a country where America funds with billions of dollars yearly.

And if it might interest you, part of those billions come from the taxpayers of the constituents this individuals preside over. Am I making sense? It's an insult to the USA.

It's even glaring Israel won't do it if Trump did not push for it. Netanyahu does not have a heart of his own in this matter. Trump did all and he bought it.

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Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 9:00am On Aug 16, 2019
blindjustice13:
the more reason you should keep your disapproval to yourself. Its not a religious matter but a matter of protective measure by Israel.isreal has the right to ban trouble makers.simple

Protective measures against what? If it .ight interest you, Trump influenced it "live" on twitter before Netanyahu bought it.

As a matter of concrete fact, the Israel envoy to the USA still made a statement about them being welcomed if need be they have to visit.

You see it's an uncordinated discrimination.
It exposed weakness.
Politics / Re: Lagos: I have no ethnic group - Joe Igbokwe by MachadoPreto: 8:52am On Aug 16, 2019
SilasNwude:
grin

there was a saying that if you put excess meat for a child in the soup he'll ask whether it's only him

hehehehehehe this one don see wetin pass meat for soup sef thanks to Sanwo olu grin


well well he's irrelevant and dead in Igbo land anyway so it doesn't make any meaning cheesy

As it stands "TODAY" in Nigeria, it's better to be dead in Igbo land and be alive in other parts. The political ideology now is anything the Igno's support goes down.

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Dressed In Police Uniform Arrested By SARS In Anambra by MachadoPreto: 8:47am On Aug 16, 2019
Fulani herdsmen they will call them!

Jokers!

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Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 8:44am On Aug 16, 2019
Neminc:

Please they are not diplomats, stop lying. They are members of congress in the US who have made it their agenda to call for the financial strangulation of Israel and supporting terrorist organisations like hamas who don't even recognize Israel's right to exist. Israel has every right to ban the idiots from coming anywhere near their country

What do you understand by the word diplomat?

And your presiding comments are all exergerated.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 8:40am On Aug 16, 2019
olajizz01:
You can see how biafau.d/Igbos masturbating this trend as if USA/Isreal know about their existence

No mind them. Religious card they will play

But won't share with you about the ongoing romance between the USA and Saudi Arabia

The world is all about interest. Religion is just a tool of war to divide
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 8:26am On Aug 16, 2019
Buckubuck:

But he was able to fix what Obama did to the US in three years!!
How I wish we can say same for buhari tongue lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Fix what! Relax please. The trade war I getting interesting. I pray God gives Trump a hard heart so he does not go on reverse of his policies, which I believe he won't cost his cowardice and stupidity will be exposed.

Recession is staring at the US presently and ready to dive in. You think he was kind to have halted his next. I've towards China last week?

Ask the farmers and in one earners how far presently? They will be in best position to brief you. Forget media propaganda. Reality is not sexy.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 8:20am On Aug 16, 2019
Cantonese:



Look mind yasef. I no buy and I no sell no dey cause wahala. Is there any purely Muslim country where you have a Christian holding any position from the least to the highest? If you know of any please tell us. Does it matter that they represent people? And who told you that the American president is not sane. You know am before? Abi e contest election with you before?

America is a Christian country and the country has been fair enough to welcome every person irrespective of race or religion. The women were elected by the citizens in a Christian country to represent them irrespective of their religious differences and now the women turn around to religiously impose themselves on the people, forgetting their backgrounds. Who’s fooling who bro?

The Americans have said that their country is filled up and let other citizens of other nations remain in their countries. Iranians fight with the Americans yet their people struggle daily to get American visas. Nigerians are deported daily and life goes on. The Israelis have said no. Na by force to go there? You want to go to Israel using American tax payers money and you insult the state. Oya you hold am for hand cross enter.

Take your time o. Person when get hernia say e no pain am, na you when be neighbor say sleep no go enter your eye because of the person hernia.

Hello! Remove the religious card. If you care to know, their are more Muslims in Israel than Christians. And what you called Jews, don't even believe in Christ. So where you get this religious claims from,amazes me.

America a Christian country grin. You are joking if you can't mention why it's one with proof in its constitution and governance. All this are laymens assertionfs. Under Trump. Arabs are one the strongest allied of thbe mh :-XUS presently. Did I say Hello? World politics is a out interest, religion they use to divide.

Back to the point you raised, it's not done. You talking about a USA diplomat representing people. No matter what, you must accord her with same respect you bestow on the US. It's not done. You could have let them in and make them physically see reasons with you. It's very undiolomatic and sentences can never change that childish display.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 8:11am On Aug 16, 2019
Duggedised12:
critics and trouble makers are two different things, lets be clear. There is a difference between "what you are doing is wrong" and " you are a terrible person, i hate you". Lol . Democracy should not be an avenue to be stupid about it,being a diplomat should be the reason why they should have better comported themselves and be diplomatic on political issues not using it as a tool to attack a perceived enemy .

Hello, After their words, the Israel diplomat to US said they were free to enter the zone and make assesment. Only for the culture called Trump to tweet suggesting they be denied and that happened.

If I should remind you, other diplomats on her side visited Israel recently but both did not make the trip. Israel could have just denied all those diplomat that shared same view with her. It's weakness of Israel and not bravery.

Very undiplomatic. You won't want to imagine what that act has done. Cos the whole America is presently divided and is a plus for many nations.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 8:01am On Aug 16, 2019
MicroBox:

Trump is going back abi.. Nigerian youth contributing!
Trump insulting diplomats around the world, calling other country leaders foolish is the real deal abi

Leave them!

China is almost done with US. Trump said he will revisit Chinese President for talks this morning. Even though stocks improved today, it crashed madly last two days which is giving strong incatiins of a coming recession.

Trump will ground America. That am certain about. Making so much enemies. Not even regarded again. Arabs have pocketed him. Europe disregard him now. America losing it at a fast pace.
Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 7:53am On Aug 16, 2019
Duggedised12:
You hate a county, yet the want to go there because you want to ride on the wings of democracy and freedom of movement to spread your toxic ideologies . Talk about trying to play the system and take everyone else for a fool. Good decision by Israel.

What are you saying, this a diplomat representing millions of people. Is an insult to the USA if the president was sane. Critics and criticisms are always welcomed in democracy.

And the height of it, A US president tweeting they be rejected even before they got denied. Is this normal? So sharing different views warrants a diplomats denial.

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Politics / Re: US Reps Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Barred From Visiting Israel by MachadoPreto: 7:49am On Aug 16, 2019
What Trump will create for the US, the next administration won't be able to cure it in 8years.

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Food / Re: Meet Bethany Gasky, Her Food, Mukbang Videos On YouTube Made Her A Millionaire by MachadoPreto: 7:48am On Aug 16, 2019
Kingosytex:
There is what is called "grace", once it is upon you, you must excel exceedingly in whatever that you do.

They have come again.

Grace is what gave her fame via eating?

You too can try drinking liters of water.

Smh

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