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Politics / Re: Tribunal: Buhari And Atiku Know Fate On 13 September by MachadoPreto: 1:21pm On Aug 26, 2019
nope he's cumming on Ogun legbegbe

Who is this dwarf!

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Politics / Re: Tribunal: Buhari And Atiku Know Fate On 13 September by MachadoPreto: 1:18pm On Aug 26, 2019

Atiku is cumming on Biafra!

The lawyers Don chop the guy stupidly.

Imagine of his lawyer building a 17 storey building on the island which is just proceeds from this case alone.

Atiku has really suffered. Reno, FFK, Gbenga Daniels, Jimi Agbaje, Dele Momodu, Peter Obi and the likes were just milking the guy

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Politics / Re: IPOB Plans To Attack Buhari In Japan: Abike Dabiri Reacts by MachadoPreto: 1:17pm On Aug 26, 2019
this will only result in reprisal attacks

Leave dem please.

Who know go know.

Who no buy go pay.

Leave them!
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Japan For 7th Tokyo International Conference by MachadoPreto: 1:14pm On Aug 26, 2019
I pray these stup*d ipobs show their faces there so we can deal with them once and for all.
Cownu should pls come too.

You said it all.

Cownu will never appear. The guyis the wisest of them all. He will push his gullible followers to attend.

They should try.ose to Buhari 8f they won't be shot at 100 Meters away from him.

Dem must buy coffin for Japan today.
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Japan For 7th Tokyo International Conference by MachadoPreto: 1:12pm On Aug 26, 2019
Where are the IPOB miscreants that left their drug peddling business to come stone Buhari.

Chest beating runs in the blood.


Romance / Re: How Can I Reduce The Love I Have For This Lady? by MachadoPreto: 1:55am On Aug 26, 2019
Use her for money rituals
Crime / Re: Killers Of Reverend Father Paul Offu In Enugu State Arrested by MachadoPreto: 9:04am On Aug 17, 2019
Fulani herdsmen
Celebrities / Re: PUTA: Naira Marley Shows Off His Customized Gun Chain, Set To Drop New Music by MachadoPreto: 8:58am On Aug 17, 2019
Dude looking like Fiddo Diddo

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Romance / Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Dating Single Mothers? by MachadoPreto: 8:48am On Aug 17, 2019
Mwhy do people prefer brand new cars to Tokunbo?
Crime / Re: Obinwanne Okeke Aka Invictus Obi Busted By FBI (Full Details) by MachadoPreto: 8:42am On Aug 17, 2019
The guy short O

He is not even as tall as the magazine.

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Celebrities / Re: Funmi Awelewa: "I Chose Acting Because I Can't Do Olosho" (PHOTOS) by MachadoPreto: 8:40am On Aug 17, 2019
grin grin grin

Female Mix breed of Reno Omokri and Femi Fani Kayode

Too much drugs and lies.

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Celebrities / Re: "Alabosi" - Nigerians Blast Mercy Aigbe For Praising Toyin Abraham's Ex-husband by MachadoPreto: 8:39am On Aug 17, 2019
If not Ambode that dipped his short dick into this sex tool, she would never had been able to afford data to post the gibberish.

Ambode really fvcked up.

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Celebrities / Re: Klint da Drunk Involved In Accident (Photos) by MachadoPreto: 8:35am On Aug 17, 2019
We will catch him another day.

It was just a warning. We never meant it.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats Mali 79-58, Will Play Senegal In Afrobasket 2019 Final. by MachadoPreto: 8:34am On Aug 17, 2019
Our girls are too high for this tournament. Truth be said

This girls are professionals in forefronts of top leagues.

.it's a rape


Politics / Re: 2023: Northern Youths Endorse Tinubu, Carpet El-rufai Over Zoning by MachadoPreto: 8:33am On Aug 17, 2019
Great. Anything can rule Nigerian. North, South, West, Animal or Non living thing.

So far it's not East.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Throwback Video Of Jonathan Campaigning by MachadoPreto: 8:32am On Aug 17, 2019
Thank God we never listened

Nigerian would have gone bankrupt by now.

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Romance / Re: Brother And Sister Get Married After 10years Of Legal Battle In Court. See Pics by MachadoPreto: 6:11pm On Aug 16, 2019
Focus on your country's problems and mind your business then. undecided

My country it is. It will always be my country

Have never lost my pride outside that country. I know wherr I came from and who I am.

Thanks for the refresher


Sports / Re: The Mansion Eden Hazard Purchased In Madrid (Photos) by MachadoPreto: 1:28pm On Aug 16, 2019
which Shina Peters?

Same Shina peters

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Sports / Re: The Mansion Eden Hazard Purchased In Madrid (Photos) by MachadoPreto: 1:26pm On Aug 16, 2019
Same like Shina Peters house in Agbado

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Explains His Tattoos, The Inspiration Behind Them (Photos) by MachadoPreto: 1:20pm On Aug 16, 2019
Tattoo that can block bullets.

He should come so I can give him 21 inscissions on his chest and back. Even if Dangote truck runs over him, nothing will happen

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Family / Re: ‘she Bathed Our House Help With Hot Water Accusing Her Of Sleeping With Me’ by MachadoPreto: 1:10pm On Aug 16, 2019
Bath her with hot water too

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Politics / Re: Just In: El-zakzaky, Wife Arrive Nigeria by MachadoPreto: 1:09pm On Aug 16, 2019
Great. Hope he is now fit to return to where he came out from.

DSS should action his logistics back to base.


Celebrities / Re: “My Daughter Is An Innovator”– Otedola Reacts To DJ Cuppy's New Song “gelato” by MachadoPreto: 1:08pm On Aug 16, 2019
Some people will come here to scream "Oluwa pick my call" not knowing God has diverted their calls to Voicemail.
Sports / Re: How To Do A Bicycle Kick On The Pitch: Ronaldo, Zlatan & Best Overhead Goals by MachadoPreto: 12:58pm On Aug 16, 2019
The stage and timing of Ronaldo's own made it the greatest.

Happened at a stage and second you cant imagine seeing a spectacular goal.


Celebrities / Re: Dj 5skills: Duncan Mighty Has Not Fulfilled Promises Since 2018 by MachadoPreto: 12:52pm On Aug 16, 2019
When you want to claim what you not.

Inbetween, Can one use dry fish to cook Egusi soup?
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Reacts To 'threat' To Stop Cattle Supply To Southern States by MachadoPreto: 12:31pm On Aug 16, 2019
Pls someone should enlighten me because I don't seem to be comfortable with the statement ' bad eggs amongst the Fulani herdsmen are responsible for killings and kidnappings across Nigeria'. My questions are 1. Are the bad eggs so much in number and have spread across the country? 2. What roles are the good Fulanis playing to expose the bad eggs among them or they are not known? Because I think the Fulanis should be the major fighters of the bad eggs even more than any tribe for tarnishing the image of a whole Fulani our President's tribe.

Change the Fulani herdsmen to Igbo youths
Change the killings to Drug trafficking

Then answer the question.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Comedian Survive Terrible Car Crash Along Bauchi-Jos Express Road. PICS by MachadoPreto: 12:23pm On Aug 16, 2019
We will get you next time!

This is just a warning.
Health / Re: Prostrate Cancer: Oludare Folajimi Adeyemi Makes Breakthrough In The Treatment by MachadoPreto: 12:18pm On Aug 16, 2019
Cure for HIV and AIDS we need.

This condom is blocking the sweetness of skin diving.


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