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Family › Re: My Sister Is Draining Me Financially by Machinegun91(m): 4:02pm On Aug 28, 2022
I agree with you if you are from eastern part of Nigeria

Our eastern relations are bastardly wicked

Wicked sister
Crime › Re: Sheikh Goni Aisami: Army Dismisses Two Officers Over murder Of Yobe Cleric by Machinegun91(m): 3:36pm On Aug 28, 2022
Raxxye:
So what should they have done to them? Give them award for their evil deed?
You are an i.diot of the highest order.
May what befell that Islamic scholar befall a close family member of yours!
Amen!
is the stupid Islamic scholar life treating better than the life of Deborah Samuel? Stupid animals
Politics › Re: Northern Christians Are Immigrants From South. by Machinegun91(m): 3:34pm On Aug 28, 2022
Thunder fire all antichrist ApC party.

Punish yoluba Muslims

Tinubu will never see next year
Romance › Re: I Do Think Women Are Everywhere But I Just Realized WOMEN Are Hard To Find Now by Machinegun91(m): 3:31pm On Aug 28, 2022
Women are everywhere my brother

They prefer hookup than settling down.

Even married women are into hookup this days

If I mistakenly impregnate any woman now, I will forget about marriage and Bleep all the holes

May God help us
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Your Excuses For Not Serving God Now? by Machinegun91(m): 3:23pm On Aug 28, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
Because he is useless, God is the most brutal fictional character you will ever come across, lol.

A god who wiped out his whole creation,a god who couldn't forgive his creation for the sin of Adam,a god who threaten you with hell if you don't love him.
A god who supports misogyny,and sexism.

1)Genocide, to start with..I hope that the statute of limitation does not apply in this case, since what this guy did was by far the largest mass murder of human beings ever, making Mao Zedong a microscopic second place.

2)Having his own son killed as a human sacrifice.Barbaric crime is a euphemism.
Directing his favorite people to commit genocide against their neighbors, including anything that has a breath (Little boys and girls, babies, pregnant women, young and old people, dogs, cats, goats, camels, cows, chicken, chinchillas, cockatoos, pet lizards etc, etc…) this guy then directs his buddies to also steal all of their earthly possessions, I mean, steal from the people they already massacred…wow!. I don’t know how to classify this one. Maybe we will have to find a new definition for the depth and breadth of this crime.

3)Inflicting fear and terrorizing his own children. Time frame: For 6000 years non-stop…so far!
Watching/witnessing the most heinous crimes all over the world at every moment of the day, 24/7/365/6000 and not reporting the crimes…with the aggravating circumstance that he is the one that can do something about it, in every single case (according with himself) and he passively chooses to do nothing.
Thousands more, so tell me why a normal person should serve that sort of god, he's even worse than the fictional devil.lol
you and your Allah are nothing but a slave. Jesus Christ is the only way to eternity
Crime › Re: Man Laments As Prostitute He Carried Stole Diamond Earrings, Chain & Passport by Machinegun91(m): 3:18pm On Aug 28, 2022
You are a useless man, how can you pay a Nigerian runz babe 50k for just 2 night? How much did you give your friends/relatives ? The security man at the gate is hungry. The highest you should pay a Nigerian runz girl is 3k. Na your type make pussy expensive this days
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Given Me Two Years Victory Over Porn And Masturbation Addiction by Machinegun91(m): 7:29am On Aug 28, 2022
You are real man


Avoid women for 2 years
Crime › Re: Cult War: Police Arrest 30 Suspects, Recover Severed Head Of Victim In Edo by Machinegun91(m): 5:57pm On Aug 27, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
Take your wailing to upper sapkomba or ekosodin and watch your head roll,lol
All these keyboard ranters still eating mommy thank you.

No be by to come online dey carry talk when for reality you no go fit stand in front of men.
bandit
Politics › Re: Video Of Overcrowded Peter Obi Rally In Portharcourt, Benue, Ebonyi, Kogi Today by Machinegun91(m): 4:55pm On Aug 27, 2022
I mean it when I said Benue state is for Peter Obi
Crime › Re: Sheikh Goni Aisami: Army Dismisses Two Officers Over murder Of Yobe Cleric by Machinegun91(m): 4:40pm On Aug 27, 2022
They dismissed them because they are christians soldiers
Crime › Re: Sheikh Goni Aisami: Army Dismisses Two Officers Over murder Of Yobe Cleric by Machinegun91(m): 4:39pm On Aug 27, 2022
They dismissed them because they are christians soldiers.
Crime › Re: Cult War: Police Arrest 30 Suspects, Recover Severed Head Of Victim In Edo by Machinegun91(m): 7:41am On Aug 27, 2022
Edo people are bastards


Edo people are cultist

Edo people are waywarded


Edo girls are prostitute


Everything about Edo people is useless.

The only good thing about Edo people is my guy Stanley and Ishiomole wife.

But unfortunately Oshiomole wife is from Ethiopia.
Crime › Re: Motorist Assaults Policeman Trying To Arrest Him For Driving Against Traffic by Machinegun91(m): 7:35am On Aug 27, 2022
hardbody:
May the universe bless you for this.
Amen, bless you too
Romance › Re: Masturbation, Betting Have Killed Me Help Out by Machinegun91(m): 7:31am On Aug 27, 2022
Unyimekelvin:
like what are you trying to say now, I needed advice not this shit you are saying.
fucker boy
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 10 Internet fraud Suspects In Abuja by Machinegun91(m): 7:25am On Aug 27, 2022
Those stupid criminals will be driving recklessly on Abuja roads, threatening to kill despatch riders with their stupid ill gotten money.

God punish all yahoo boys
Car Talk › Re: Lagosians To Pay Taxes For Parking Cars At Their Homes by Machinegun91(m): 7:35am On Aug 26, 2022
Lagos for yolubas
Crime › Re: Motorist Assaults Policeman Trying To Arrest Him For Driving Against Traffic by Machinegun91(m): 7:22am On Aug 26, 2022
70% of Nigerians are demented, imagine a crime comiter dragging an officer of the law.

If the officer decide to burst his senseless brain with bullet in self defense now, the same Nigerians will start shouting Nigerian police are unprofessional bla bla BLA BLA .

Stupid citizens
Health › Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by Machinegun91(m): 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2022
Rerun that test in the next 3 months.

You will surely test positive Isha Allah
Politics › Re: Senatorial Districts In Nigeria Full List by Machinegun91(m): 9:56am On Aug 25, 2022
Person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket


Nothing concerned me and them criminals districts
Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Thanks His Wife, Yetunde, For Donating Her Kidney by Machinegun91(m): 9:53am On Aug 25, 2022
Heaven is guaranteed for that woman

She will surely make heaven

I will marry her in my next life
Education › Re: ASUU Strike: How Nigerian Universities Voted by Machinegun91(m): 9:26am On Aug 25, 2022
ASUU gree die this time


The same way Benue state will vote for Peter Obi
Politics › Re: What Actually Did Peter Obi Do In Anambra State? by Machinegun91(m): 7:26pm On Aug 24, 2022
Benue state is for Peter Obi
Health › Re: Man Diagnosed With HIV, Covid-19, And Monkeypox All At Once by Machinegun91(m): 7:22pm On Aug 24, 2022
Guineas book of records broken

Something must kill a man
Christianity Etc › Re: US Honours Deborah Samuel Killed In Sokoto by Machinegun91(m): 7:15pm On Aug 24, 2022
Us should at least kill 1million religion terrorist to console christians and the family of Deborah and stop honoring her on internet
Politics › Re: Atiku Heads For London In Last-Ditch Effort To Woo Wike by Machinegun91(m): 7:12pm On Aug 24, 2022
This is fake news



APC is forbidden


Benue state is for Peter Obi
Family › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by Machinegun91(m): 3:25pm On Aug 24, 2022
You will be doing hookup as side hustle to support your husband with his 100k salary.

Stupid question
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean If A Girl Sends You This Text (pic Attached) by Machinegun91(m): 8:06pm On Aug 22, 2022
That you should keep spending money on her, that she will surely give you pussy on a very good day.


Summary.......

She's trying to make you a very simple simp
Christianity Etc › Re: Men That Uses Their Tongues On Their Partners Won’t See Prosperity”-pastor Tells by Machinegun91(m): 4:53pm On Aug 22, 2022
He's right and write
Health › Re: The Magical Wonders Of Onions by Machinegun91(m): 4:51pm On Aug 22, 2022
I don't believe it, I have been eating onions since I was born but nothing changes
Celebrities › Re: Ex Beauty Queen Jennifer Ephraim Gets Expensive Car Gift Ahead Of Birthday by Machinegun91(m): 1:37pm On Aug 22, 2022
She has replaced the man's brain with her pussy fluid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds Vs Chesea (3 - 0) On 21st August 2022 by Machinegun91(m): 8:40pm On Aug 21, 2022
So this match ended 3:0?
Politics › Re: How Sheikh Goni Aisami Was Killed By Stranger He Assisted by Machinegun91(m): 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2022
madridguy:
Sheikh Muhammad Goni Aisami, an Islamic Scholar, was shot dead by one soldier named John Gabriel he gave a lift in the Scholar's car and later called his friend Adamu Gideon with Recca Battalion 241 to help him convey the car to safety but the car stopped working and could not move.

The two soldiers have been apprehended and are now with the Army authority in Damaturu after confessing that they killed the Scholar to bolt with his vehicle, the car in question Honda 2006 model.

Imagine a Christian soldier killed an Islamic preacher who assisted him with a lift.
Meanwhile, Vanguard Newspaper had reported earlier that the scholar was killed by gunmen.

CAN suddenly mute on this. Imaging the other way round, a pastor being killed by muslim soldier after assisted him with a lift. Even UN, USA and UK will hear CAN.

May Allah be pleased with his soul and grant him the highest level of jannatul firdaus. Amin.
Adendem

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