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RomanceRe: Japanese Company Invents 'hugging Chair' To Cure Loneliness by macklef(m): 7:21pm On Oct 04, 2014
Lol. But hugging transformer has been putting an end to lonliness sef.
RomanceRe: RATE MY GF Handwork..nt A Gay Oo by macklef(m): 6:55pm On Oct 04, 2014
Come to think of it guys, OP is Camellia ur girl friend, looking at her dp, the house colour, design n flooring is same as the one in the pics
RomanceRe: RATE MY GF Handwork..nt A Gay Oo by macklef(m): 6:51pm On Oct 04, 2014
Camellia:
criously ...dude...#,PS yr legs r tiny...Lol..grin
Sheyb u can see octavo, dey find it very amusing. I mean the sweet ladies tho, not all those yam leg girlz o wink
RomanceRe: RATE MY GF Handwork..nt A Gay Oo by macklef(m): 6:49pm On Oct 04, 2014
OCTAVO:
What are you if not a gay?
You jobless angry
Octavooo, hes not jobless, neither is he gay. If his GF dressed him that way, it would have been mad fun.
I remember doing something like this in school indoors with my besties(females) asin, i made dier day. Dier laugh
Was uncontrollable with my gay like posses n strip movements. grin
#JustForFun
PhonesRe: Is 50000mah Power Bank Real? by macklef(m): 3:01pm On Oct 04, 2014
Youngzedd:
Don't waste your money.

It's fake capacity.


Too many fake power bank in Aliexpress, but you can buy and give us testimony.


Original 50k ccapacity cost more than 150 USD


Forget those rating, they the sellers are the one rating the item.
Lol. 50,000mah is like 10,000mah real capacity, n it wil take 100hours to charge on solar and 24hours on electricity grin
Music/RadioRe: Best Nigeria Rnb Songs Till Date by macklef(op): 1:07pm On Oct 04, 2014
tspun:
op you are so on point. All the song you listed are my fav.

Permit me to add

FOREVER BY PAUL PLAY:

The emotion in this song is
raw and uncensored, it
tells an amazing and beautiful
story. It's original and calming ;
yet there's something in the
lyrics that stirs up emotions and
memories.

I just don't know why the young once now see good music as boring song. Presently i now see Nigeria song as noise cant even waste 5kb for any of their crappy song.

I only enjoy their song when i am in the bar or i'm HIGH.
Im tryna place forever by paul play, seems familiar, but i cant just register myself with it yet. smiley
Music/RadioRe: Best Nigeria Rnb Songs Till Date by macklef(op): 1:05pm On Oct 04, 2014
Vivly:
Ada Ada ain't RnB.
Paul Play's Angel of my life remains my best RnB.
The rhythm of my life, for the one i love, shes always in my dreams, shes my fantacy, the moment i saw u
Walking through that door, girl i knew u were the oneeee.....
Yeah. Its areal jam too
Car TalkRe: Hilarious Car Learning Experience by macklef(m): 1:00pm On Oct 04, 2014
I almost killed a young girl/hit a kerosine tanker on my first out driving outa nervousness.
Actually among those people that did not go to a driving school. Just by observing what the driver does.
Afetr numerous tries that day, i finaly got my dad car moving, getting to a T junction, confused on whether to turn left or right on my Self Test Drive,
I turned left, as i turned the car, i forgot that u have to balance the car steering to remain on the middle of the road, instead i left it bent and it was heading for a young girl by the side of the road. D young girl saw me coming and shouted, ''egbami o', in Yoruba. And i kept moving towards her direction out of confusion. My dis time d street was almost flooded with people, i finally got a hold of myself n turned right as much as i can, only to see i was heading for a kerosine tanker, my mind immediately flashed to ''final Destination 5" so this is how i will die i told myself. outa nervousnes again instead of going for the breaks, i pumped the accelerator, hahah. I was few feets to the tank, i think God was the one that stepped on the break.
I just stoped. Guys gathered to know who it was ferrociously.. Haaa iwò ni, se ofe payan ni? Dey budled me home with d car.
Funny enough, i still took the car out that same hour using another route. smiley
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian R And B Artists Vs American by macklef(m): 12:42pm On Oct 04, 2014
Your friends, well mayb its d fried meat iya baraka gave dem dats d P here.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Should Ban Redeemed Church's Camp by macklef(m): 11:00am On Oct 04, 2014
VANHELLSING:
Bloody muslim, I don't expect anything reasonable from you undecided
Am a Christian, you havnt xperienced it, so u might feel hes overboard. In as much as an outright ban may be too much, certain regulations has to come to play.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Should Ban Redeemed Church's Camp by macklef(m): 10:56am On Oct 04, 2014
Mehn, am a victim to this too. Dey have dumb organization. That Lag-Ibd expressway is too narrow to accomodate the influx of people in that road during the 3days programme. Those that ploughed that road yesterday spent over 5hours. Some arrived this morning sef.
Thats sheer wickedness, inconviniencing other people for what. Instead of having just 1 camp in the nation why dont they create camps in diffrent states or location to ease dis congestion.. Its a bad experience mehn
FashionRe: Please Where Can I Find Supplier Of Quality Bedsheets At Wholesale Price by macklef(m): 9:01am On Oct 04, 2014
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FashionRe: Please Where Can I Find Supplier Of Quality Bedsheets At Wholesale Price by macklef(m): 9:01am On Oct 04, 2014
WhiteD: Please I dont understand....
I saw ur PM uld have to reply through your mail adress. Or mail me directly with d mail above.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG CAMP Should Be Banned Or Relocated? by macklef(m):
embarassed
FashionRe: Please Where Can I Find Supplier Of Quality Bedsheets At Wholesale Price by macklef(m):
WhiteD: Please I dont understand....
Lol
FashionRe: Please Where Can I Find Supplier Of Quality Bedsheets At Wholesale Price by macklef(m): 8:24am On Oct 04, 2014
Pmd u
PoliticsRe: The Last Minutes Of Alpha Jet – NAF 466 by macklef(m): 8:11am On Oct 04, 2014
OP, so who reported this story to you, bokoharam or NA?
CelebritiesRe: Check Out 10 Songs That Shaped The Nigerian Music Industry | Soundcity TV by macklef(m): 11:12pm On Oct 03, 2014
If rugged man is on that list then its a stupid list.
CelebritiesRe: Chidi Mokeme Also Reacts To MTV Africa's Best Naija Tracks List. by macklef(m): 11:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
PervyByNature: Personally, I think fela is overrated..
Lets just say we both fall to that class that aint into that kinda music.
Music/RadioRe: Best Nigeria Rnb Songs Till Date by macklef(op): 10:59pm On Oct 03, 2014
smartoliver: Styl plus-Run away and tuface-true love
I think african queen made more impact than True love, tho true love is a hit i just picked the best from prolific RnB makers.
Music/RadioRe: Best Nigeria Rnb Songs Till Date by macklef(op): 10:57pm On Oct 03, 2014
johncozy: Op nice one!! i think d reason many pple go into commercial music is to get fast recognition and blow! Cos to be honest this is naija,most pple dont like slow songs. As an aspiring artiste i would say do good music,but let d carrier(beat) be wat pple can just shake a little to.. Like sound sultan would say let 80% be u and 20% be d carrier! lol,commercial music don tire me too but na dier money de enter chap chap for naija! happy independence!!
Lool. If u cant beat them, u join them abi? Well, no one say as an aspiring artiste make u no sing gbedu, but atleast have 1/2 tracks with well thought out lyrics we will always remember u for. Peace
FamilyRe: Which Skin Colour Is Your?(photo) by macklef(m): 10:47pm On Oct 03, 2014
I should be 4
PhonesRe: How To Install Two Whatsapp In One Android Device [root NOT Required] by macklef(m): 9:59pm On Oct 03, 2014
I would have loved this app, but i tried it some weeks back n totally lost my whatsapp data. But i don't see d need trying again since if this one is expired no further updates.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by macklef(m): 8:51pm On Oct 03, 2014
Amusaopeyemi: Nigerian Females are finer than this jor, Wuz dat na, tools na just bad market.
And what kind of market are you with the way you pose like those statues in front of a bend down select boutique.
Toolz is way outa ur leauge, respect ur seniors
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by macklef(m): 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2014
Janeify: you sound like an illiterate and i hope you don't behave like a fool outside nairaland.you are typing nonsense with no just reason.are you the first person to travel to londo/whatever, you brag alot and i was wondering where you kept your brain before typing
Its cork babe, dont take him serious.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by macklef(m): 8:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
MrCork: ...which tool?...no ofennse but wha Tha f*** is wrong wit u people in that Nigeria??...how the hell can somebody who look like baby elephant be sexxy? She doesn't only look fat but she fat like donkey tryn to looose wait..impossible.

....and worse of all...she ain't even light skin....serrriously..we giv up!
angry
Its because its u cork, if it were another person callin toolz fat, illd set up my E-war amourey on d person. Lady is thick dammit.
Business To BusinessRe: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by macklef(m): 10:13pm On Oct 02, 2014
Chartey: Na once in a year u dey show for hia. Me Augusta na my main prob o. E fit be d chinese holidays wey dey cause am sha. But e for make sense make dem tell u wetin dey.
Lol. Once in a year, e don bad like that ni? smiley Augusta is d easiest fa.atleast, shes a lady. Just that she might be too stressed up at times.
I dont know if i will say micheal of noniklings is very stingy with staffing or maybe his low staffing is what makes them to be able to offer 4.8usd/kg but mehn, noniklings is understaffed.
Esp over there in china. I hear its only judy dat does all from collect to dispatch n records.
Business To BusinessRe: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by macklef(m): 10:08pm On Oct 02, 2014
worldgee: I think dis may be due 2 national holiday being observed in China btw Oct. 1-7. One of my suppliers notified me earlier.
Hmmmmm, i just tire oga mi.
Business To BusinessRe: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by macklef(m): 7:48am On Oct 02, 2014
Noniklings china both judy n micheal not picking dier calls for uncountable times.
I guess dey ignoring calls from Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by macklef(m): 9:08pm On Oct 01, 2014
. for the first time, let me book space first
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Entertainers And Their Girlfriends ( Photos ) by macklef(m): 4:25pm On Oct 01, 2014
This OP lacasera or what is ur name, ur amebo na A grade o.
Anyways, TerryG didnt surprise me, na dat kind babe fit am. But uti sad sad angry

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