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debdave: Hey!....take it easy bro. It hasn't gotten to that. I didn't know its now a crime to comment .
I was just saying.....#na wa o#... No vex o...I don shut up my mouth.

Lol. I was evn saying it jokingly sis, i wasnt picking at u.

mulante: The only way to get better is to be consistent. You'll get beaten a lot at first but like with almost everything else, you'll learn to succeed. That's what I did.

Hmmmmm, cool. So how good are u now?
I noticed formation determines how well a team will play.

debdave: Op...ever heard of VIEWERS DISCRETION?...huh?. I just threw up!.....

When you saw accident, dead, handless, what were u expecting to see? Mash mellows or peanut butter sandwishes.

Why not. Some master holders man never even count 200k till they die.

Ahmadjr: What console version of FIFA are u talking about?



Oh I've seen the pics guess it's a mobile one...anyway I'm gonna install now n play a match then I'll give u feedback

Lol. Its mobile. Lets no the difficulty too o.

And what does he gain by doing this? Sodom mind.

hushmail: on the news tonight, the army has devised a new technique to beat back BH, and its been working in Konduga

more grease to their elbow.

Cyril stober well done.

I know some FIFA masters from here, for me, i am still a rockie.
I cant seem to win any match on ''world class'' difficulty, i opened this thread after my 7th attempt to beat Man united using chealse.
I got whoped 4-1 already in d 1st half.
Meanwhile my biggest win is a final mach in professional mode' it ended 6-1.
So i would like to know the extent of u guys proficiency in this game, and if u can funish tactics and formation that can help score more goals n tighten up defence.
Am not a football addict, but i like playing football game,
I do this at my leisure. The commmentry on FIFA always spur me.
So lets go guys.

francleanflexy: pls help me n ask him oh, cos the pizza i know is flat n round

He now add Zobo to it to finish d Behind meal.

Is this Pizza or toast bread or meat pie.

kukus01: I believe early potty training, no eating and drinking late night and occasional waking up of the kid should work....My son is 2yrs 10months and has stopped pampers for well over a year now and he does not bed wet. in fact he will wake you up by himself to help him to toilet to pee. My wife did a wonderful job with the early potty training for him and occasional waking up that my boy is so used to it. Please give it a try it does work.
P.S dont flog the child.

Thanks sir, i giuess disciline has to begin

ncpat: Experience is the best teacher, here is what u need to do, let the child sleep with stomach facing up. That's all.

Is there a special glue, to glue him to the bed so he dosnt turn over too?

paris10: OK, try this and no more bedwetting for your kids or younger ones.

* Get a tray and charcoals
* Place the charcoals in the tray and burn it. Use kerosine or any inflammable.
* Make sure its well done.
* Get your kid to urinate on the charcoals while it burns.

No more bedwetting. Try it. Do it once.

Hmmmmmm..

parrotibaba: the only fvck up na d ba3... 2000mah? really?

Thats why a powerbank was added i guesd.
But i can never buy any tecno lower than 7inch for 28,000

brownsoldier: Dunno how true it is, but s friend once told me this is what is done in rural Tiv culture. A huge anthill is found and the top chopped off. Once the termites start coming out like they inevitably would, the child is stripped naked and forced to sit directly on the opening of the anthill for the termites to bite . After hours of endless biting n tears from d child, he/she is rescued in the hope that the pain leaves a lasting reminder

I wunt try this, trust me.

fairheven: @OP,Maybe the proper question should be,how did you stop bedweeweeing?so,share your experience first

I stoped at 13. I definately felt embarassed when my dad took me to school that morning, i was in js3 then.
And he collaboed with my principal to disgrace me publicly. He promised to change my school next term if i stoped weeweeing.
I had no choice
Of course i dont want my kidbro to be threatened like that too.

ObiOkpor: Not reduction of liquid intake or whatever can stop a child from bedwetting.
Wake the child every 1 to 2 hours by calling his or her name by taping him/her to urinate.Help the child in the process of weeing.
With time,it becomes part of the child to wake any body beside to help him/her to wewee.
My nephew will be 4 next year,but he never bedwet even though he wakes in the midle of the night and consume 1 tank of water

Awesome.

Jarchi: Sleeps in d toilet or cut his pee'ing organs

#sigh

cintia: Laugh wan kill me die, please leave the boy alone,since you weewee to teenage maybe it runs in your family The best you can do is to limit his water intake from 7.00 pm and wake him up at night to weewee

Lol. Mind urself o. Thanks for d advice tho.

uzomore: Op try waking him up @ some interval,b4 he goes to bed caution him nt to weewee on bed dat big boys lik him dnt weewee

Lolzz, anytime u mention big boy to my bro, uld hear, ''no no no' am stiii a baby''

datguru: My grand mum had a device she made, I don't know how but it's for the boys, it's a pipe that would connect from your Di*k to your mouth once you are asleep. After I piss inside my mouth for the first day, that spirit leave me by force

Loool... Thats sheer wickedness tho.

Flytefalls: You're just primeval

Try and determine a bed time and stop (or if you think it's too cruel, just limit) any liquids about 2 hours before it (my brother slept at 7:30pm when he was 3). He can sip if thirsty, but encouraged to drink more during the day and less in the evening. The waking still must happen, so get used to it. You'll be a proud bro in time

Really?? Your brother must be very gentle. Mine is so hyperactive, he barely even closes his eyes/nor sit down during the day. In fact the average time he sleeps is 10-11pm, and if he dares sleep in the day which we dont even allow if possible, he sleeps by 12-1am.

poiZon: u r so lucky, u opened the thread at d ryt time. wont bore uu with my antecedents but will go straight to d point. startng from this night get a red cloth, tear it into 2long stretch. go get old lucozade bottle, 2 to be precise and get a packet of chalk. when all these are ready, tie the red cloths each on the old lucozade bottle, use the chalk n make a big circle in the floor of the room. put the bottles with red cloths inside the marked circle, kneel down n shout ABIA for 10times. then go to bed, ur problem will never surface again.
dont forget to come n testify o.

Bros, this is absolute juju o. Drawing white chalk on the floor? Well we use a marble floor, that chalk aint gonna show

yetundeadioyah: You have the answers only that you are too lazy. The only solution to stop your little brother from making indian Ocean out of mouka foam is by waking him Up @ intervals either during the day or over the night. Let him have dinner btw 6:30 and 7:00pm and take him to the toilet @ intervals b4 going to sleep and during sleep. By the time you do this for 3 months he will wake you up when he's pressed.

Hahah. I just took him to weewee, like serzly, it aint funny, disturbing my sleep.

Abbey2sam: Nah Chinese people still dey live for China o..........

China phone nah still China phone o..........



If e no be Apple.....e no fit be like iPhone

And if we ask u to share pics of ur fone now, uld rush over to yur neigbouurs house. Mr borrow pose.

samsard: Chinese iPhones don't run on iOS, they are droids + they'll not have the same quality build or camera quality. if e no be Panadol, e no fit be Panadol

Only a hegoat will telll u deld have the same quality. I never meant that, all i meant is, if u cant afford the real thing, get the clone. Thats if u must have it.

Ok, my dad has travelled my younger spends more time with him at night since its mostly the time he is available.
Now he is not arround, i step in as a substitute, what incited this thread i was playing FIFA on my phone and forgot to check if his pampers was remaining.
Mind you, my brother is 3yrs old, and i always ask myself, should he be putting on pampers at this age?
Is he old enough to wake up at night and tap the person beside him he wants to wewee? As this questions run in my head,
I am looking for polybag i will tie as wrapper too myself because the Red sea will have a meeting with river benue today.

What method is best to groom a kid at his age to stop urinating at night?
Some will say, always wake him up at intervals in the middle of the night to weewee, but if u ask me, i think that is a phycological booster to weewee more.
Why do i say this? I happened to be a chronic urinator too as a kid, infact in my early teenage years i did weewee, but at that age i was smart to change my boxers and push my junior sister into
The weewee why i take an akwars position beside to door to suggest i rolled over there through out the night.
I noticed that during this times i weewee, i was conscious in the dream world, at those times i get the urge to weewee i noticed a dream comes along at which a
Fellow friend invites me or myself walk to the gutter to weewee, on weeweeing finish, my subconsciousness dies and my conscuioisness comes alife, then it dawns on me i had urinated.
This was because in the middle of the night i normally do get awaken or taken to weewee where the only voice i hear is my dad saying, ''oya weewee'' so if im not awaken, i
Tend to play that scene in my dream where i get to weewee in real life unconscuiously.

So what method works? Flogging works wonders tho, oh my God, at times my smartness failed me and i get caught, the wire was always in colour red, my ass whooped big time,
For the next few days i get triggers remembring the cain, but after a while, it is gone. But my kid brother cant be beaten mercillesly like that.
There has to be a subtle way of making him not urinate without having to subject him to any form of pain.
Can anyone help?

Apple should be rich enough to customize that cargo cover with their apple logo, then i can believe its an iphone.

OrlandoOwoh: Akpos and Kate Henshaw.

Yinmu, oversabi dey worry u.

oberttechnology: What do i stand to loose? I will only make a demand that i should never get fired as long as i do my job and i should get constant promotion on merit.
I may not care about the kids sef since i did not bore them wit my sweat.
I will take am joorr!!!

See brain, you just secure your job sharp sharp. Lol

MabraO: As for me I go do am
But e go pain me say I no fuel her tank
She needs the child more than I do
Cos I will marry another wife and ve others
U know those kids will definitely ask if their father in the nearest future.
So no shaking I go do am

Lol. Money talks bullshit works.

tosyne2much: Moni is not everytn my broda.... In this case money becomes useless.. This is Nigeria.. Make she hold her moni

I dont get. How does the money become useless? She is not asking for any commitment. If u like, never ask her about the kids/no how they look like.
Just donate ur fuel in a jerican. And live big ever after, where do you forsee the money being useless?