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NnamdiN: For me, no amount of money is worth such.

Hmmm, intresting. No health hazard, no emotional hazard too. Looks like a win win situation to me.

themejiwalker: one question, is this fiction or non fiction abeg

Lol. Theres nothing new under the sun.

Well, if you cant afford it, ignore it. It has over 4milion purchase so far. And am sure so many pipu in nigeria wil buy it.
This people already have cars, they have lands, they have houses, 2 million was just paid into his account, he has not primary issues for it
So tell me wjhy he shouldnt lavish 450k, wen actually he spends upto that amount in the club on weekends.
If you cant afford it as i say, and you really want it. You can get the china made version, its exactly d same, only for some few unnoticeable features.
It wunt even cost more than 50k. Cut ur coat according to your size- pointuis pilate

skiduski: lol she never get BB yet but once she gets one i will forward her pin.

No wahala bros. I trust you

Ok, my topic is metaphoric in relation to the question i asked.
You were at work at around 5pm ready to go home, only for your female boss(oga patapata) to call you
That she would be at home by 9pm that you should bring over a certain report.
Definately u have watched movies were female boses do such to seduce men thev had eyes for at the office,
But you quickly dashed such thought away knowing its gonna be impossible in your case.
You left for her place and arrived just at the nick of time, the house servant ushered you to a seat, were u sat waiting for ur bosd.
In not more than 10mins you start perceiving some very strong and sensual cologne. Sniffing to get its direction,
Behold you saw ur boss approaching with s see through nighty.
Chisos!! U exclaimed in ur mind, before u know it, your soldier began to salute. Knowing you are not in a confirmed baracks n d lady aint a colonel either u deviced a means to supress the salute.
Only for ur boss to sit very close to u and start talking.

U immediately raised the file she requested towards her inorder to change ur konjified mood, as d devil will have it, she stretched out her hand to stop you, then kept taking the hand all over your arms,
Now its almost look like a war front and this time ur soldier had every reason to salute.
Ur boss began tales of how she is not ready to get married that she hasnt been able to find a man to her taste, then she said wat uve been waiting to hear, thst she would love to have a child and she thiinks you are the best man to help her with it. Already saliviting in pencil and in mouth, you agreed. Intfact you promised to give her twins, she was very excited, she promised he could come visit them in the US anytime he wants, he could spend weeks in a 5 star hotel or in her house and also get a promotion.
Thedeal was made in heaven he thought. He agreed and requested they start immediately(love making) only for her to tell him, they have to get to the hospital.
Hospital? he asked, yes she said, so he can empty his seamen in a can and they put it in her tank.
Ehnnn? I thought we were going to do it on the bed together ma.
Me, u, on the bed? That can never happen. So u thought i was gonna allow u get into me?
Are you going to fuel my tank through the jerican, yes/no. Lol
What would be your response if you were in this guy's shoe?

marieolae: lol funny guy

You can still bless me if u want o. Would make my day.

skiduski: moi and my lil angel.....love her to bits

My junior brother would love to have her BBpin, i see potential curves in ur little angel

timawoku: am fine *winks*

Oga park well o.

marieolae: hey, how u doing??

Im fine, today must be a good day. I knew that hand sanitizer i used was a blessing to my fingers.
So many special people replyin me today. Am gonna rob a gallon of it now.

ekanDamie: naso. marieolae don turn NL celeb, e go hard u, besides, no make Ymodulous catch you.

I see, hmmmm.

Did they die together or one of them died? It would be painful for the one living if one died.

booqee: omg! this is soon cute!!!

Thanks mam.

marieolae:

Gud evening preety

ekanDamie: na marieolae born this one for u? she don gree bah?

Haaaa, Lol. Guy chill o. No, she no gree

johnmartus: God bless you thank for put light to my claimed

OGAAAA!!!!! now Nepa has claimed our light because of this post.

timawoku: this is so cute!

Thanls bro for not minding our Forehead

swisscarter: awexome!

thanks

And NoW!!
Sorry, pictures taken off.

Me and young M.A.D.E
3yrs ago
Sorry pictures taken off.

Wisdomkosi: 21k

Oh ok. Someone asked me to help him get a cheap lumia i just wannna get it here.

Does she wanna sell the lumia 520? I have someone in need of a lumnia. Double coincidence of want.

How much is the lumnia?

akins33: @ op I must confess ur a lyricist most of the songs you chose r in my top 5 of my playlist pls add new soulful songs to d list

music, lyrics comes first o. Would do more later. What are urs anyways?

Spicylate: 1. sia-chandelier
2. camp mulla-party dont stop
3. jesse j ft ariana n nikki-bang bang
4.iggy azalea-black widow
5. t.i-no mediocre
6.agust alsina ft rick ross-benediction
7. joe el ft tuface-hold on

Ehen. Illd give my feedback once i download all. No fall my hand o.

romzyxy: no 1. money on mind by sam smith

Never heard this. Should i go ahead n download? Its dope?

Bonus track- five for fighting- 100 years.
This takes my bonus hit, if uve watched the series ''smallville'' uld be familiar with this track, but if uve not downloaded the full track, uld not know how awesome this track is.
When u talk of content in music, i rep that. The song is just like a waec passage and the question underneqth that says, ''in one sentence what is the passage/song talking about?
In simple words ''how time flies'' sometime we wish we have more time but its amazing how fast we run through life, one time you are 15 a teenager who wishes to explore the world,
Later you are 22 seeing the world aint that small to explore
At 33 u wanna get married and have kids
At 60 ur already almost gone. In a 100 years whaich is almost the highest you can live, looking back, u see how fast things moved either falling below/above your expectation
.YOLO comes to mind, life is too short not to enjoy it and grab the best moments when you can.

That is how my most played tracks look like, i hope i have not dissapointed those hoping to find ''ukwu by timaya''

No 1 - train-marry me
#DearFuturewife. You dont know the inspiration i get every single time i listen to this track. Whaoever you are the day i will propose to you is rapped around this track including, bruno mars, jason derulo, christiana perri, marry you and thousand years respectively.
I have that perfect proposal trapped up in my brain, i have searched through youtube trying to find someone who has gone ahead of me, but yet no one, they are wonderful proposal styles on youtube, theres no one uld not hear of any of this songs i pasted above, if u thinking of proposing to the lady of ur dreams, this songs can give you the inspiration you need.
It stands at my no 1 tho, it plays on an average of 10times a day. Lyrics, emotion, purpose is just spot on.

''Life is music'' if you dont believe these words, you far from being normal, infact you a dead being.
If you love life, you would love music, they rhyme like bread and butter.
No matter how much one loves music, or how fat your music library is, there are still some songs you dont know about until that day you hear them, uld be like,
Where has this jamz been.
Personaly for me, i am not restricted to any genre of music(apart from regae,fuji,juju,afrobeat,opera i can never like them) any good music actually works for me,
My best genre however could be sumed up in trace TV slogan ''we love hip hop and RnB''
This tread however is to share my best 7 tracks making my most frequently listened to playlist and ''why'' i can relate with this tracks.
This 7 tracks is a fusion of both old n new school, who says old wine cannot still be valuable in a new wine skin, in as much as i gbedu to my y2ks the 80s can pop in.
I also hope to get introduced to new songs to on this thread, not just tell me this song is hot, tell me why it is.
This playlist may not be what you are used to, but i think a few people can relate with my choice here. In chris browns voice, ''pls dont judge me''


NO 7- no 7 would goto a 2014 south african track. Dj clock ft beatenburg- remember you(pluto)
The first time i heard this song was on soundcuty top african chart, it made no 1. After waiting from NO 10 down to NO 1, i then saw the name above, i was disgusted, what is this stupid Adams(presenter) upto? His he trying to push a useless song like the one he did to NO 1?
Not untill the instumentals of this song started, i initially fell in love with the instrumental and the beautiful lady as well as the setting of the video, i promised myself to
Download once i lay my hand on 3G. After downloading, 6weeks, i play this song for nothing less than 5 times a day on an average.
Reminds me of a lost love, i cant help but smiling remembering the good times n then sober knowing its gone with the wind


NO 6- Maxwell- womans worth,
before you nab me a woman wrapper, this partucular track is not entirely dedicated to the girlfriends, its to my mum. I cant help but relate with the title of the song with the significance a mother plays in the life of her children, my mum is among those woman whos worth cant be estimated with the highest value, illd simply put it, shes a jewel of inestimable value.
Actually, i owe my mum a bugatti, i owe her my sucess, i owe her beautiful grandchildren, i owe her a very responsible daughetr in law too.



NO 5- wiz khalifa- We dem boys
Seriously ehn, if ur a Dboy and you cant relate to this track, *shaking my head for you* its like a track that imposes a self ego in we guys esp wen we with our clique or that hood that makes life fun for us.
Holla holla holla, we dem boys. Playing this song in a cool ride with magnetic speakers can intoxicate you to start jaming people on the express randomly, hehe.
My favourite line would be, ''scared of height come face your fears''



No 4- sam smith- stay with me
Mehn, this song chop playtime o, i personally value lyrics to songs than beats, the lyrics of this song was spot on, tho he was singing to his gay lover, but all the same you can relate it to a girl you really wish could just stay with you. A married man once told me '' i play this song almost everytime at home, infact, it has become my wife and i family anthem'' i was like, i know right, in as much some songs wanna bench this tune and it did a less than normal time of 2:52minutes, quite short but the sense and emotion it carries is just like 2hours long. Dope track.



NO 3. 100hunnit- Wale ft milk meal :-D
Another hip hop track from the stables of MMG. I swear this 2 guys tore MMG with tracks, they one of my favourite hip hop artists, is it pandemonium, house party, triumphant, diced pneaples we wanna talk about? Hot tracks, in as much as weve not seen more of them this year like we did in 2014, what theve droped is still good enough to last another decade.
Listen to the transitions between meel and wale. Timeless, the raps flow like honey. Listen to this on a HD headset on the streets and uld be moving your hands and nodding your head along till yabaleft officials come and bundle you into their van


No 2- chris brown ft usher and Rick ross- new flame
Ok, i was going through waptrick, just to get suggestions for songs to download before i go to my normal download site mp3skull to finish the download.
I saw the trio on the ''new music page'' from the sight of the name, i was so confident that this could never be a bad song, even though it dosnt clinch 10/10, 7 is a sure bet.
I grew up listening or shoukd i say being a stan of chrisbrown, usher, has never failed me since 19BC and wen u talk of the MMG kingpin, the certified BOsS on a single track. Its selttled. Its a jam, a clean fusion of RnB n Hip hop. Yes its clean this time our fat boss was not dirty at all with his lyrics, so i can confidently play his track where my dad is without the fear of pussssy and all those yamayama


NO 1

Nobody knows him here in surulere too

martinz1: My music recording ,editing and mastering software, for music production right on my phone

I would love to know the name too?

I always enter the dancehall wen d party is finished. It wasnt a fierce competition.

aguiyi: Nigeria has placed a large order for Russian military rotorcraft, including Mi-171Sh and Mi-35M helicopters, the deputy director general of Rosoboronexport, Russia’s defence export company, revealed on 12 September.

http://www.shephardmedia.com/news/rotorhub/nigeria-orders-mi-171sh-mi-35m/


the game is about to change.

There is an imminent recruitment in the armed forces and the likes, keep your ear to the groundif you are interested-

Na wa o, recruits not into the army but into the war front to die like chickens.

Ok, the 2nd picture shows it all. This the part i officially drop nicki as a celebrity crush. Physically tho, her voice/music still a Goldmine.