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RedClay: YouTube is a good place to start.

Yeah sure sir, tried it initially, but still looking for that superb one.

Sabadon: @op i dnt mean 2 b rude,bt do u knw hw 2 speak ur language?,if nt den.....its 2 bad,we're Africans b original man!!!

Hahahha, to be sincere, i dont know how to speak my local dialet. So, if i told you i wanted to learn french, or spanish, will you still tell me to be african? Even when this languages are studied here? Language is language the last time i checked, be it british/french.
You dont even know what i need the course for, ur already jumping to conclusions.

Hello guys, i dont know if NL is the best place to ask this, i beg to be wowed.
But i know if anyone has undergone any DIY routine to learn and perfect our colonial tongue such a person may like to share.
Any app, any particular video or audio, learning from alphabets and all sort, pls kindly share if you can help.
Thanks.

kadas01: Why create additional states when you cannot sustain and develop existing ones??!!

What a country!!!

Basically, to have more governors elect and state house of assembly reps and commisioners, to reduce congestion in election in few states, and ultimately so they can loot the nation in diversity.

MSGAMBLE9: As for Olisa he's a legend, has work almost everywhere..U can listen to Vickie 11-4am weekday by streaming via thebeat97.com (since u're in abuja), she left cool fm almost 3yrs ago..join d fun

Am listening to beatfm ibahdan atm, is today Vickie's off day? I cant hear her uptill now.

Hmmm, today has finished already. Relationship anniversary is over.
#Fact, most nairalanders are haters. I just felt like showing off a true beauty.
Good morning.

Lol. So will that stop your jelousy? Instead it will irritate it. I only opened this thread for people to rejoice with me, not hate on me or dare me.
Its like a mother uploading the picture of her newly born baby, also saying his cute and the next thing someone does his antahonize blindly.
I owe you guys no contest, im only happy today ni. And the spotlight was on her.

Kachisbarbie: Nahhhh, you not gay @all. A nigga like Trey Songz just has to make u feel da way, wait o, ure guy, he shouldn't make u feel da way joor...lol
My love for him is official o, even my hubby knows and he has adapted.
I don't like CB - he is fair, I don't dig fair guys.

Lol. Hian, its not asif trey songs is black?

Baddestguyp: she try small.
for ur mind she be ur babe, for her mind u be her mugu

You know till you die her kindof girl cant even say hi to you, so i dont blame you if you think the way you do, the fact that you cant dosnt mean others cant.
If i reason with you, omotola as hot as she is, is playing mr ekehinde. Continue chasing ramota bro, i know she can never play you because aside u, no other man will look towards her direction

sexyseun: Hey, are you sure she is your babe, or you just copied her pix on her bbm dp and start displaying her picture here on an open forum, did you ask her for permission before releasing her picx here?



i have a strong feeling she's just your friend, most matured guys wont display their GFs pix like this,, they dont have any point to prove.

Shallow you, you preety, so no guy dates you right? So if he uploads a picture of you on instargram which is more global than nairaland uld say his immatured right?
Dear, its done every single day there, go sign up and see how lean back u are. U need an upgrade in ur life. Exposing your chicken laps the way you do on nairaland shows maturity too abi?
Guan sitdown dear, we don hear u.

Hahaha, nairalanders, i swear some of you guys are certified haters.

So its juvenile to display ones babe pics in public, ehen so what about that guy that proposes to his girl in an open street or in a cinema hes a todler right? Go listen to songs like taio cruise and luther vandros stop listening to ijo shoki and live like ur in d 21st century brothers.

Some say you got her dp from bbm,facebook nnsuch, ehen, so what are you implying, that this kindof girls do not really exist in real life exept facebook n bbm, and its the angels from heaven that come to date them? Please, if your game aint tight dont think everyone nis like you chasing after kerosine and pepper seller girls,
Made men know what they want and go for it

Some say she snot even preety, like serzly? Yes i agree with those who say there preetier girls than her, i never said she was the preetiest girl in the world, i said the preetiest girl i have ever been with. Use ur brain.

if you dont have a girl ur proud of like bee is to jay, i expect u to diss anyways.sotey some start to correct my english spellings again, hahhaah, NLers i dey hail o. Una spell reach me?
I was just in a happy mood today anyways, today na saturday.i knew u guys would talk so i just felt like hearing from you.

firstEVA: op she is really pretty, but I hope she loves you as much as you love her?

Lol. Thankd jaeh

SQLmaster1: Mtcheew!
She looks this way cos Of maryKay.
Just let her go natural with a loCut, then you'll regret ever chyking her.

Hahah, guy, u lack depth. So its until a lady goes 17th century on lowcut means shes natural.
I personally will rather date an ape with ebola than date a girl whos head cant be diffrentiated from mine when we walk the street.
Low cult kor, mo halk ni. I like my girls with long flowing hair dude, we see diffrently anyways.

Babe

Dang!! Scrolling thrrough her pictures can be a real life saver.

Amidst angels she is definately ''The most outstanding''

onatisi: Nice voice ,nice beats, poor lyrics, typical don jazzy production , same style but the song will be a hit no doubt . I will give the song 8/10

And it still got 8/10? Meaning cointent/lyrics carry only 2marks, if not 1mark according to you.
Welcome to the 21st century, Commercial music, reign your course
This kolerebody guy is a fluke, gbabe. Wizkid had this hype because he was cute, but wizkid sufficed bigtime with his first single ''holla at ur boy'' went further with ''gidi girl'' both song and even almost all songs on his album had 90-95% lyrical content.
This kolerebody couldnt even do a single alone, had to use don jazzys goodwil and yet has no lyrical content. Don jazzy is tje selling point of his fluke single abeg.
And please wizkid better pass the guy by far, even for looks sef(atleast he uses his costmetics wella )

Kachisbarbie: He is cute - yes.
But it ends there for me...
I will check if that my boyfriend that sends me songs has it sha, aint downloading.

Give me Patoranking anyday #ouch#, only Trey Songz has made me feel 'da kinda way' previously...

Lool. Even me thought i was a gay for trey songz n chris brown back then

ng4u: I resemble pesin wey dey slap?

As u take put hand for face like davido been do

ng4u: He z still fresh n cute

My bestie's namesake, who slap you na?

Bankers are greedy. Yes, alot of money is invested in formating banks, but they dont see how much profit is too much as the expense of poor people.
Bank echelon workers living big, no matter how many they are, have flashy cars, bag millions every month, nlive in flamboyant houses and gets unlimited freebies like petrol n d rest.
Yet they see maintaing of ATM machines a big deal, so they dont cut off dier fat take home pay.

First bank is the worst, out of 4 ATM machines, only 1 will be allowed to work, so that they would be a long queue and people will dread coming to the ATM to make witdrawals.
How much is used to maintain this ATm machines sef, apart from the contract staff dey employ and the cost of inverter n battries that last for months, what else,
Greedy peole need 65 naira from lets say 1000 peope a day, 65,000 a day, x 30 days. Almost 2 million naira, they dont maintain more than 5 staff on atm collecting about 60k/month.
Well atleats they say its a charge for forth withdrawal, i cant witdraw more than 2wice a day anyways. Mtchewww.

See as he looks in common photo, of you see him on video or on a music poster, uld think freshness has ruined his DNA.
Cosmetics niccurs.

Ruq: This forehead is a plot.

Hehehe. Acre you mean?

Lol

Kizmarty:

life nor get duplicate oo..





btwn...

by escorts i meant like an ambulance or security car following her..not like sitting with her in d car

Kizmarty: hmmm..doctors fleeing
now nothing is scarier ...
keep d updates coming






but what if d patient takes a u turn nd stroll into a buzy place with d sawyer mentality

lasuth should've given her escorts to make sure she gets there

They are so unprofessional not to have done that. Maybe you can still help escort the lady. Thanks in advance.

All those iraq n middle east own does not even concern me.
The last ramadan can be used as an example. Where muslims concuiosly and inhumanely set two rams to a fight
Knocking their head so hard against each other till one of them bleeds. And then they cheer the winning ram.
Gosh that does it for me. Dosnt the knocks btwn this rams affect anyone with better mind wen dey hear it?

I still dont sight anything special bout this mr kolerebody guy.

Heheh. Height of painment. She is far pained. But on the technical side of it.
Dora akunyuli will never attend a fair n while event and still vow to end whiteluscious(or whatever its called)
Thats sheer hypocricy i must agree. Corrupt set of govt officials, if sge has spanned him with cash, am sure he would be smileing like that
At her next whitening product brand.

Good evening all, happy sunday to you all.
Being a weekend is the best time to join hands together because those hands are mostly free on weekends esp sundays
Do you own a boutique and want to stock lovely shoes?
Are you an online marketer and believe you can weild a market on female shoes?
Or you just need a collection of them for your personal shakara parole?
Whatever the case may be. Its all good.
I am an importer, not really the kindof importer who sells to individuals,(atleast for now cos of my schedule) but one who assist or dealls maainly on supplies and personal requests.
A quite number of nairalanders have had personal dealings with me. Am very open and honest.
Moq is 5pcs per person and just about 10persons is good enough to go on the group.
Good thing is, you dont get restricted to just 1 colour or one style for your order. As much colours as available and as about 3 diffrent styles.
Flats you can sell as low as from #2500, depending on ur market.
If you are intrested in this offer, add me on BM 7BBE5E9B
Caio!

collynzov5: I had to scan my system for virus after viewing that pic.
Tinubu is fûcking ugly!

But seriously, he wasnt like this before. I thought money makes people look younger. Even obj fine pass tinubu o

Good afternoon all, happy sunday to you all.
Being a weekend is the best time to join hands together because those hands are mostly free on weekends esp sundays
Do you own a boutique and want to stock lovely shoes?
Are you an online marketer and believe you can weild a market on female shoes?
Or you just need a collection of them for your personal shakara parole?
Whatever the case may be. Its all good.
I am an importer, not really the kindof importer who sells to individuals,(atleast for now cos of my schedule) but one who assist or dealls maainly on supplies and personal requests.
A quite number of nairalanders have had personal dealings with me. Am very open and honest.
Moq is 5pcs per person and just about 10persons is good enough to go on the group.
Good thing is, you dont get restricted to just 1 colour or one style for your order. As much colours as available and as about 3 diffrent styles.
Flats you can sell as low as from #2500, depending on ur market.
If you are intrested in this offer, bbm me 7BBE5E9B
Caio!!